Saving the NHS money

[Alan]

Here is a simple way all the UK males can save thousands of pounds for
the NHS, just follow this simple test:-

*A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??*

*Go outside and pee in the garden.*

*If ants gather:- diabetes.*

*If you pee on your feet:- prostate.*

*if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.*

*if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.*

*if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimers*