Two-Liners , Puns!

[Alan]

Fresh Two-liners with some Genuine Observations: 🎉The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. 🎉Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers. 🎉A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 🎉Archaeologist: Someone  whose career lies in ruins. 🎉There are two kinds of people who don't say much: Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot. 🎉They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry? 🎉Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. 🎉One nice thing about egoists:   They don't talk about other people. ------------------------------ --------------------- Some Brilliant Puns : 1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient. 2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion. 3. A man running in front of a car, gets tyred; And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted. 4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left. 5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there. 6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger wood! 7. Toilets are a great place to think.No wonder they are called "Sochalayas"!!

 

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