Where do I come from?

[Alan]

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This is How to Explain How We Came to Be.

The New Generation will Never Believe

The story about the STORK or the CABBAGE PATCH.

 

Mummy, was I downloaded?

 

 

The little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” 

The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! 

 

Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. 

 

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. 

 

We sneaked into a secluded room, and Googled each other. 

 

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. 

 

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:  

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You Got Male!