'Cash, check or charge?' I
asked, after folding items the woman wished to
purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a
remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do
you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she
replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to
him legally.'
A couple drove down a country
road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier
discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position. As they passed a
barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied,
'in-laws'
A man said to his wife one
day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so
beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded,
'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would
be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be
attracted to you!
A man and his wife were having
some problems at home and were giving each other the
silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00am
for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be
the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of
paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00am' He left it where he
knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke
up, only to discover it was 9:00am and he had missed his
flight.
Furious, he was about to go
and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed
a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00am
Wake up!!'
Men are not equipped for these
kinds of contests.
God may have created man
before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the
masterpiece.