I hate my job

[Alan]

When you have an "I hate my job" day just think on this.

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be sure you get this brand!
When you get home lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on a
table or a level surface so the it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will
notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
then sanitized"
Now close your eyes and repeat our loud five times "I am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson"