With a very seductive voice a wife asked
her husband "Have you ever seen
£20 all crumpled up?"
"No" said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the
top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached
down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky
push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled
£20 note.
He took the crumpled
note from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked "Have you ever seen
£50 all crumpled up?"
"No I haven't" he said with an anxious tone in his
voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her
skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer
panties and pulled out a crumpled
£50 note.
He took the crumpled
£50 and started breathing a little quicker
with anticipation.
"Now" she said "Have you ever seen
£50,000 all crumpled up?"
"No way" he said, becoming even more aroused and
excited to which she replied...
"Go look in the garage."