A little boy was
waiting for
his mother to
come out of
the grocery
store. As he
waited, he was
approached
by a man who
asked, "Son,
can you tell
me where the
Post Office
is?"
The little boy
replied,
"Sure! Just go
straight down
this street a
coupla blocks
and turn to
your right."
The man
thanked the
boy kindly and
said, "I'm the
new pastor in
town. I'd like
for you to
come to church
on
Sunday...I'll
show you how
to get to
Heaven."
The little boy
replied with a
chuckle.
"You're
bullshitting
me, right? You
don't even
know the way
to the Post
Office!”