A man and
a woman were dating. She
being of a religious nature
had held back the worldly
pleasure that he wanted from
her so bad. In fact, he had
never even seen her naked.
One day,
as they drove down the
freeway, she remarked about
his slow driving habits. "I
can't stand it anymore," she
told him. "Let's play a
game.
For every
5 miles per hour over the
speed limit you drive, I"ll
remove one piece of
clothing. He
enthusiastically agreed and
sped up the car.
He reached
the 55 MPH mark, so she took
off her blouse. At 60 off
came the pants. At 65 it was
her bra and at 70 her
panties. Now seeing her
naked for the first time and
traveling faster than he
ever had before,
he became
very excited and lost
control of the car. He
veered off the road, went
over an embankment and hit a
tree. His girlfriend was
not
hurt but
he was trapped. She tried to
pull him free but he was
stuck.
"Go
to the road and get help,"
he said.
" I don't
have anything to cover
myself with!" she replied.
The man
felt around, but could only
reach one of his shoes.
"You'll
have to put this between
your legs to cover it up,"
he told her. So she did as
he said and went up to the
road for help.
Along came
a truck driver. Seeing a
naked, crying woman along
the road, he pulled over to
hear her story.
"My
boyfriend! My boyfriend!"
she sobs, "He's stuck and I
can't pull him out!" The
truck driver looking down at
the shoe between her legs
replies:
"Ma'am, if
he's in that far, I'm afraid
he's a goner!"