Golf

[Alan]

Fred and Harry emerged from the clubhouse to tee off on the first, But Fred looked distracted.
"Anything the matter," Harry asked.
"Oh, It's just that I can't stand the club pro," Fred replied.
"He's just been trying to correct my stance,"
He's only trying to help your game," Harry said.
"Yeah, but I was using the urinal at the time,"

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