PLANE ABOUT TO CRASH

[Alan]

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

 

The 1st passenger said, " I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my
millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, " I am the newly elected U.S. President, and I am the
smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "My son, I am an old man and I don't have many years left, you have more years ahead of you so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there is a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my school bag."