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Alan

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Dec 5, 2018, 10:15:42 AM12/5/18
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How the world works lately...


If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant. 

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
Your family blames the Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes 
Into a tree while driving home drunk, 
He blames the bartender. 

If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a 
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks 
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, 
And the passengers kill him instead, 
The mother of the crazed deceased 
Blames the airline. 

I must have lived too long to understand the world 
As it is anymore. 

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ARSE
is parked in front of this computer, 
I want all of you to 
Blame Bill Gates .

Have a nice day!

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