Bookseller
conducting a
market survey
asked a woman,
"Which book
has helped you
most in your
life?"
The woman
replied, "My
husband's
cheque book!!"
******
A prospective
husband in a
book store "Do
you have a
book called,
'Husband - the
Master of the
House?'"
Sales girl:
"Sir, fiction
and comics are
on the 1st
floor!"
******
Someone asked
an old man:
"Even after 70
years, you
still call
your wife -
darling,
honey, love.
What's the
secret?"
Old man: "I
forgot her
name and I'm
scared to ask
her."
******
Pharmacist to
customer:
"Sir, please
understand, to
buy an
anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ....
Simply showing
your marriage
certificate
and wife's
picture is not
enough !
******
There are 3
kinds of men
in this world.
Some remain
single and
make wonders
happen. Some
have
girlfriends
and see
wonders
happen. The
rest get married and wonder what
happened!
******
Wives are
magicians.
They can
change
anything into
an argument.
******
Why do women
live a Better,
Longer &
Peaceful Life,
compared to
men?
A very
INTELLIGENT
student
replied:
"Because women
don't have a
wife!"
******
MESSAGE FROM A
WIFE: Dear
Mother-in-law,
Don't teach me
how to handle
my children. I
am living with
one of yours
and he needs a
lot of
improvement!?
******
When a married
man says, I
WILL THINK
ABOUT IT -
what he really
means is that he doesn't know his
wife's opinion
yet.
******
A lady says to
her doctor:
"My husband
has a habit of
talking in his
sleep! What
should I give
him to cure
it?"
The doctor
replies: "Give
him an
opportunity to
speak when
he's awake! "
