retired fun

[Alan]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I went into town and
visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a
traffic warden writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, 'come on, how about giving a senior citizen
a break?’hen

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an arsehole . He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn-out tyres.

So my wife called him a shit head. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windscreen with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because of the
sticker on the back window which read "I support Jeremy Corbyn "

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's important at our age