Life's Expectancy!
Alan
A teacher asked her class, "What do you
expect out of life? "
Wee Margaret raised her hand said, "All I
want for my life is four little
animals, just like my Mom always says. "
The teacher then asked her, " Really and
what four little animals would they
be?" Wee Margaret responded,
"A mink on my
back, a jaguar in the garage, a
tiger in my bed and a jackass to pay for all
of this!"
The teacher got a coughing fit and had to
leave the room! (Didn't she faint?)