All nicked from ex British forces web page

[Alan]

I was in Turkey on holiday and came across one of those Turkish bath houses.
They shaved with a solid steel stone ground razor from below the neck line,
inside the ears, snipped out nose hairs, waxed off chest hairs and plucked all
the hairs out of the arse crack, all finished off with a moustache trim and alcohol rub.
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.