Home-Grown Racism

[Alan]

 

A supermarket customer asks, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages ?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

 

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

 

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

 

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords.".