A couple (santa with wife) went to a wish well.
Santa bent down,threw a coin and made a wish.
Wife bent down a little more and fell into the well.
Santa shouted,
"O Teri..It works!;);)
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G.Ramesh
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Killer Analysis: ....
When you YAWN, the person sitting next to you also YAWNS... . ..
That means, Aap dono ke beech "YAWN SAMBANDH" hai...!!
Hariyaaaaa! !!!;)
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G.Ramesh
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Rams Rams...!!;)
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G.Ramesh
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Ek admi medical store per: Bhai sahab ek bottle zehar dedo.
Store wala- bina parchi k nai milega
Admi: Shadi ka card dikhate hue.
Store wala: Bas pagle rulayega kya..... badi bottle deta hu bhai.!!!!
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G.Ramesh
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Khamosh Halkat..!!!;);
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G.Ramesh
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Arre fry kar lo....bahut tasty lagenge...!!;)
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G.Ramesh
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Phir to fry nahin...grill karo
Sur...kya baat kahi..de taali...
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G.Ramesh
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Dhassu Breakup.....
A boy threw 6 cricket balls on his girlfriend..
GF: "what the hell was that?"
BOY: "its over"!!
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G.Ramesh
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Plasma tv ka mukda taaddy..
What if the GF is a cricketer?
Ha ha ho ho hee hee ..
Sardar called customer care:- Ji meri Bhais mera sim khaa gayi h & bhag gayi.
Customer care:- To hum kya kare..?
Sardar:- Ji ye puchna tha ke roming to nahi legegi..?
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar road pe potty kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya.
Jab use le jaane lage to sardar bola kanoon ke rakhwalon, saboot to utha lo...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar:- Yaar toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya h.
Dukardar:- 1 baal toota to naya Q le rahe ho.
Sardar:- Jo tuta h wo akhiri tha...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar:- Bhai 2 ticket dena.
Conductor:- 2 kyu.
Sardar:- 1 kho jaye to dusra kaam ayega.
Conductor:- Agar dono kho gaye to.
Sardar:- Abe fir paas kab kaam ayega.
🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h...
🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha.
Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno...
🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
"kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
1 Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche |||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar ne apni wife ko 1 whisky ka peg diya to wife:- Chhiiii !! kitna kadva h.
Sardar:- Aur tu sochti h main roz Ash karta hu...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
1 bar 300 sardar ship me travel kar rahe the lekin sare maar gaye.
Kese..?
Ship bichme khrab hua to dhaka dene niche uter gaye...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Eak Sardar jungle se ja rha tha to 1 chudail ne use rok ke kha:-
Hu Hu
Ha Ha Ha... Rukja main chudail hu.
Sardar:- Mainu pata h. Teri 1 behan mere naal hi vyaahi hai.
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Eak Sardar hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya.
Waiter:- What do u like to
have sir.?
Sardar:- 1 Plate Egg's father...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga:- Banglore aya Banglore, Balle balle.
Air hostess:- Hello sir be silent. Plz
Sardar:- Ok, anglore aya anglore,alle alle.
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar:- Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho..?
Halwai:- 30 saal se.
Sardar:- Badi sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar wrong side car chala rha tha to bola:-
O shit, Aaj phir late ho gaya sare log wapas jaa rahe hai...
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar 1st time plane me baitha. Jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha sardar pilot ko maarne laga aur
bola:-
Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar rha hai.
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Biwi:- Jab se hum dono ka divorce hua h tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyon kar jate ho.
Sardar:- Tumko ye btane ke tere bina main bhookha nahi maar raha hu.
🙊🙊🙊🙊
Sardar ne 1 aadmi ko jordar tamacha maar diya.
Aadmi:- Maine kya galti ki hai?
Sardar:- Tum saale galti karo, uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.
Manoj, please finish ur peg..!!;)
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G.Ramesh
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Rams kahin tu yeh tho nahin raha ki tujhe surya ki bhavnaon ka kadr hone laga hai?
Maine aaj tak kisi ki Bhawna ko dukh nahi pahuchaya hai...Sachi....!;)
Baaki mera nature toh sab jaante hi hain. ..!;)
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G.Ramesh
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Man to a super cute Air hostess:What's your name?
Air Hostess: Eva Benz
Man:Lovely name. Any relationship with Mercedes Benz?
Air Hostess: Maintenance cost will be the same!!
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G.Ramesh
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Khamosh!!!
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G.Ramesh
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Aajkal deepa kahan rahti hai ..
Meri bhi get together ke baad kabhi bast nahi hui Deeps se...!
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G.Ramesh
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Singham 2 just started..
Singham 2 finished .. theek tha .. with some punchy dialogues and better action. Ended with Singham dance.
Kyonki tum hi ho.. bas ttum hi ho ..
Unkahi .. unsuni .. kahen dhadkanen aur kya ..
Tamil :)
Sonia, ab tamil seekh hi lo konjum konjum..
Naan paada inru oru naal podumaa ..?
Soni, I sang a verse from an old yet famous tamil song .. had rams and srini joined .. we eud have had fun.. in munnar these guys shud get violin and mridangam .. for arrangetram..;)
Raagamaa, Geethamaa...athai naan paada indroru naal podhuma!!
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G.Ramesh
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Where is swarnakka?
Ava Dhool kalappara..
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G.Ramesh
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Yendha padam
Dhool
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G.Ramesh
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Namma swarnakkava ?
taani partner ;) u remember .. jeevan se bhari teri aankhen ..
Manoj's cousin..
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G.Ramesh
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Jingo nidhi
If i remember right she won a reality show..sa re ga ma?? Is she a playback singer now? She used to live near my home.
Jingo nidhi
On 7 Jul 2013 13:50, "G Ramesh" <g.ra...@gmail.com> wrote:
Manoj's cousin..
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G.Ramesh
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On 7 Jul 2013 13:38, "Deepa Sivramkrishnan" <deepa...@gmail.com> wrote:
Whose akka is this ???
Btw if I am wrong Sri lekha, the tam playback singer was in our school and manojs relative ..
On Sunday, July 7, 2013, Manoj Nandakumar wrote:
Namma
Regards,
She sang in Yaar adi nee Mohini
Tere liye signal thod taadke .. aaya dilli waali GF chod chaadke
I a w Deepa
I a w Deepa
I a w Muthupandi.....
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G.Ramesh
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I a w Deepa
Deeps u r so busy!! Dec get together ke baad ek baar bhi baat nahi kiya!!; (
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G.Ramesh
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Yeah .. nice song .. didnt like it before .. magar ab pasand hai :)