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Flomast3RRR

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Jul 25, 2002, 4:56:30 PM7/25/02
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Danas smisljen vic (by myself):

Mujo se zaposlio u rudniku i radi ko konj, lomi kamenje krampom i tako. I
odjednom zamahne i lupi kamen tako da mu se jedan kamencic zaletio i zabo u
celo i tamo osto. Kaze mu tip do njega: "a jebiga sad ce ti to ostat u
sjecanju".

wow, jaki vic jelda...

BTW Soulfly, SOAD, Korn, Coal Chamber, Fear Factory RULE!!!

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Loki

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Jul 25, 2002, 5:54:46 PM7/25/02
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"Flomast3RRR" <mladenm...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> zake bas u rudnik???
moze i u kamenolomu!!! kaj ne??


Lucifer CC DemM F/M/B 2/1/3

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Jul 25, 2002, 6:29:10 PM7/25/02
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"Flomast3RRR" <mladenm...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Danas smisljen vic (by myself):
>
> Mujo se zaposlio u rudniku i radi ko konj, lomi kamenje krampom i tako. I
> odjednom zamahne i lupi kamen tako da mu se jedan kamencic zaletio i zabo
u
> celo i tamo osto. Kaze mu tip do njega: "a jebiga sad ce ti to ostat u
> sjecanju".
>
> wow, jaki vic jelda...

dobar je... za home made :-)))

hoces home made?
Zasto su otpustili vampira iz banke krvi?
Zbog opijanja na radnom mjestu!

> BTW Soulfly, SOAD, Korn, Coal Chamber, Fear Factory RULE!!!

nope... Therion, Nightwish, Manowar, Rhapsody :-))


sleeper

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Jul 25, 2002, 7:48:08 PM7/25/02
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> > BTW Soulfly, SOAD, Korn, Coal Chamber, Fear Factory RULE!!!
>
> nope... Therion, Nightwish, Manowar, Rhapsody :-))
>

kako ne kuzis...

"BTW Soulfly, SOAD, Korn, Coal Chamber, Fear Factory RULE!!!"

je takodjer vic (ali stari, svima poznati)

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Fizicar

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Jul 26, 2002, 8:18:38 AM7/26/02
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evo jos jednog home madea vica. Kak se po madjarski kaze perilica rublja?
PEREVES.

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Sto je pisac time htio reci?


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Damir Orlic

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Jul 26, 2002, 10:57:17 AM7/26/02
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On Fri, 26 Jul 2002 14:18:38 +0200, "Fizicar"
<suncica...@public.srce.hr> wrote:

>evo jos jednog home madea vica. Kak se po madjarski kaze perilica rublja?
>PEREVES.

a kako se kaze bankomat?

serekesh ... :))))

koji je najljuci kinez? - Li Mun
a najbogatiji? - Ta Ku In
a najvise bijel? - Lan Cun

he he he

kako zovu policajca s voki tokijem? - tuzibaba

a sa pendrekom? - vucibatina

Damir

Flomast3RRR

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Jul 25, 2002, 6:40:01 PM7/25/02
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zake bas u rudnik???
> moze i u kamenolomu!!! kaj ne??

Moze, al mi je rudnik prvi pao na pamet :)


Spacemaniac

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Jul 26, 2002, 3:36:13 PM7/26/02
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Je ak ti je rudnik PAO na pamet, onda.....
te sigurno još boli glava od njega.
Popij AndolC - pomaže i kod prehlade (to za rezervu).
P.S.: Nije ti toliko loš vic.

Pozdrav,
SPCMN.


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Void

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Jul 26, 2002, 4:46:32 PM7/26/02
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Spacemaniac wrote:
> P.S.: Nije ti toliko loą vic.

Je li to bilo ironično? (mora da je)


Lucifer CC DemM F/M/B 2/1/3

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Jul 26, 2002, 6:33:02 PM7/26/02
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"Damir Orlic" <Damir...@inet.hr> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 26 Jul 2002 14:18:38 +0200, "Fizicar"
> <suncica...@public.srce.hr> wrote:
>
> >evo jos jednog home madea vica. Kak se po madjarski kaze perilica rublja?
> >PEREVES.
>
> a kako se kaze bankomat?
>
> serekesh ... :))))
>
> koji je najljuci kinez? - Li Mun
> a najbogatiji? - Ta Ku In
> a najvise bijel? - Lan Cun
>

Li Mun je najzuci (najljuci) Japanac....
najzuci Kinez je Zhu Man Ce
japanski za konobara? Varana Tzugi
najcrveniji francuz? Ulo Jaque

kak se na madjarskom kaze silovanje?
jebeshnepitash


Tarjan

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Jul 26, 2002, 1:51:34 PM7/26/02
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"Flomast3RRR" <mladenm...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> wow, jaki vic jelda...
>
> BTW Soulfly, SOAD, Korn, Coal Chamber, Fear Factory RULE!!!

dobaaaaaaaar x)))

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It愀 a nice day to start again...

<<Tarjan>>


k

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Jul 27, 2002, 9:42:40 AM7/27/02
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> >evo jos jednog home madea vica. Kak se po madjarski kaze perilica rublja?
> >PEREVES.
>
> a kako se kaze bankomat?
>
> serekesh ... :))))
>

a silovanje?
Jebesh nepitash


Chill e man

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Jul 27, 2002, 10:06:59 AM7/27/02
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"Flomast3RRR" <mladenm...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Danas smisljen vic (by myself):
>
> Mujo se zaposlio u rudniku i radi ko konj, lomi kamenje krampom i tako. I
> odjednom zamahne i lupi kamen tako da mu se jedan kamencic zaletio i zabo
u
<cut>

evo ti moj home made. kako se na engleski prevodi "NENADJEBIV"?
NENAD FUCKABLE, hehe

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Gul Ranko Cop

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Jul 27, 2002, 4:21:57 AM7/27/02
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"Lucifer CC DemM F/M/B 2/1/3" <bewa...@the.dog> wrote in message:

> Li Mun je najzuci (najljuci) Japanac....
> najzuci Kinez je Zhu Man Ce
> japanski za konobara? Varana Tzugi
> najcrveniji francuz? Ulo Jaque

Najbrzi Japanac je Toshiba Koludo
Najvisi Francuz je Jean Dú Plaffone

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With his blood upon my hands
Where sat the warrior the poet,
Now lie the fragments of a man


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