We NEED a GAE CoffeeMaker API when our local supplies are depleted

[alex]

This morning I walked into my office only to find out that my black coffee supply was depleted.

It's been about 4 years since GAE has been released to the public and yet, it is not capable of making me a black coffee! 

I've seen amazing new features being released recently all over Google products: self-driving race car and Gmail Tap just to name a few. People, we've even got Cloud API now. And still, I cannot make GAE make me a simple black coffee! This is ridiculous!

Google, please, do something so that I can ask App Engine make me a coffee. Since we're here, it would be event nicer if I could make a variation, e.g. a Cappuccino and stuff like that. The top line would be coffee + donut. Almost forgot, you are going to connect this thing to the TaskQueue, right?

I tried adding this as a feature request but I could not find CoffeeMaker runtime in the list. Please, help me.

Thanks a lot!

[Darien Caldwell]

If google was charging people for fresh coffee, I would agree this is needed.  As it is they are only charging for hosting, so they should probably stick to APIs related to that. Like, hmm, I don't know, an API to notify when you're running out of quota. ^.^