How to deal with writing software with an erection?

I Set My Girlfriend's Pantyhose on Fire

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Feb 15, 2019, 6:45:50 PM2/15/19

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There is some smoking hot woman at the desk next to me. As a result, I have a such an erection from thinking about mentally undressing her that I'm losing my concentration. How do you cope with stuff like this?

Pascal J. Bourguignon

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Feb 15, 2019, 7:54:44 PM2/15/19

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Yes, this is an important skill to acquire. Notably for some
programming jobs, not only you have to do them with a hot girl in front
of you, but you have to do it with a hot girl blowing you up, and with
strong time constraints!

See for example this poor chap:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUY8HysBzsE (Swordfish)
He doesn't look very at ease. If he had a specific formation about
programming (and password cracking) under stress including blow jobs, he
could have put that on his resume and get a much better paycheck.

I've search on coursera and MIT OCW, but I found no course to teach
specifically this skill. So I guess you will have to do your own
training. You should have a budget. I would say, anythig between $253
and $2413, for 1 to 10 days (8 periods each day), depending on how fast
a learner you are.

The 13 bucks are for an alarm clock/timer such as:
https://www.amazon.com/Lavatools-KT1-Digital-Stopwatch-Magnetic/dp/B06XS5L73J/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1550278173&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=alarm+timer&psc=1

The study program will involve programming/hacking tasks, adjusted to
your skillset (aim for slightly harder than what you can do).

The rest of the money is to pay for a girl assistant.

You will set the timer for 15 mn and start the next task, while the
assistant will start to blow you up. If you can complete the task
before the 15 mn and without losing it, you mark one point; otherwise,
you mark 0. Then you have 45 mn to relax and learn hacking and
programming, and prepare for the next period. You might use the same
assistant or hire several of them as you wish.

If you can consistently hit 8/8, then you may add this skill to your
resume skillset section, and ask for a premium on such jobs that require
it.

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__Pascal J. Bourguignon__
http://www.informatimago.com

Jens Stuckelberger

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Feb 15, 2019, 9:15:34 PM2/15/19

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Have you tried castrating yourself? That's sure to solve your
problem.

Pascal J. Bourguignon

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Feb 15, 2019, 9:20:27 PM2/15/19

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ok, not going to those extends, perhaps merely asking for a bigger
screen could do.

Joe Pfeiffer

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Feb 15, 2019, 10:16:11 PM2/15/19

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Come on. If there's any troll posting on this group who doesn't need a
response, it's this asshat. This is worse than Rick's proseletyzing.

"Pascal J. Bourguignon" <p...@informatimago.com> writes:

<not worth quoting, since it was a response to something not worth
responding to>

I Set My Girlfriend's Pantyhose on Fire

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Feb 17, 2019, 11:49:06 AM2/17/19

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The problem is that if this isn't done correctly, well, there will be pain in the missing sore spot when the temperature gets really cold outside. It's the same kind a pain you'd feel if you ever had a leg amputated.

l.s.

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Feb 19, 2019, 7:27:54 AM2/19/19

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On Fri, 15 Feb 2019 15:45:35 -0800 (PST)
"I Set My Girlfriend's Pantyhose on Fire" <cda...@gmail.com> wrote:

>There is some smoking hot woman at the desk next to me. [...]

try to write something in php ...

John McCue

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Feb 19, 2019, 6:41:13 PM2/19/19

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I Set My Girlfriend's Pantyhose on Fire <cda...@gmail.com> wrote:

1. Learn to post to usenet
2. Assuming you are not trolling, talk to your Doctor

Mr. Man-wai Chang

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Feb 20, 2019, 6:43:50 AM2/20/19

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On 2/16/2019 7:45 AM, I Set My Girlfriend's Pantyhose on Fire wrote:
> There is some smoking hot woman at the desk next to me. As a result, I have a such an erection from thinking about mentally undressing her that I'm losing my concentration. How do you cope with stuff like this?
>

Tell your boss to arrange a new seat for that woman, away from you. ;)

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Rick C. Hodgin

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Feb 20, 2019, 7:14:56 AM2/20/19

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There is an enemy spirit that works against people here in this
world. That spirit influences your physical flesh to give you
augmented feelings, thoughts, emotions, all designed to get you
to sin in one way or another.

Each person is given the right and ability to overcome sin by turning
toward Jesus Christ and saying, "Lord, I do not want this sin in
my life. Please help me." He will do so if you are sincere.

If you hear the call of God in your core, that still, small voice
drawing you from within to repent, to ask forgiveness of your sin,
do not ignore it, but rather rejoice, and jump up and down for joy,
for it is God Himself reaching out to save you from sin, and from
judgment for sin.

You can overcome all matters of the flesh through Christ. He makes
it possible by taking your sin away, and giving you new life which
guides you to overcome. You cannot do it alone, but He makes it
possible for you. It is His great pleasure to save all who ask
Him for help in this way.

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Rick C. Hodgin

I Set My Girlfriend's Pantyhose on Fire

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Feb 21, 2019, 8:34:39 AM2/21/19

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I've have. The prcoess was about as enjoyable as having sex on the roof at 1am in 25 degree weather while drunk.

I Set My Girlfriend's Pantyhose on Fire

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Feb 21, 2019, 8:38:40 AM2/21/19

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Senor, I'm not trolling. Ya see, I spent a lot of my life in a small farmtown around fat women who thought they were all that and a bag of chips. Then I moved to San Francisco, got a job, and still get a bit excited when I see a hot looking woman on real life instead of a titty magazine.