A gay drider raped me ! ! ! !

Karl-Hugo Weesberg

unread,

Oct 22, 2004, 10:20:07 PM10/22/04

to

I was in a dungeon, alone, nude.

Suddenly and without warning, a huge gay drider came from behind and
shoved his massive drider cock up my anus!!!

Then he forced me to suck his cock and sucked mine, too!

He also used his legs to molest my asshole and squirted his cum all
over my face!

He raped me for 6 hours and 45 minutes, then his stamina was 0 and he
left.

Now my willy is sore and my asshole hurts badly and I have the foul
taste of drider cum in my mouth and I lost 90% of my hitpoints!

So NEVER walk around in a dungeon nude, because gay driders may rape
you!

tussock

unread,

Oct 23, 2004, 7:52:45 AM10/23/04

to

Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:
> I was in a dungeon, alone, nude.

I'm nude right now.

> Suddenly and without warning, a huge gay drider came from behind and
> shoved his massive drider cock

Actually, drider don't have penises. It must have been something in
disguise, perhaps a doppelganger (even though they usually do that in
pairs, thus the name).

--
tussock

Aspie at work, sorry in advance.

Justisaur

unread,

Oct 23, 2004, 9:30:04 AM10/23/04

to

tussock <sc...@clear.net.nz> wrote in news:417a...@clear.net.nz:

> Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:
>> I was in a dungeon, alone, nude.
>
> I'm nude right now.
>
>> Suddenly and without warning, a huge gay drider came from behind and
>> shoved his massive drider cock
>
> Actually, drider don't have penises. It must have been something in
> disguise, perhaps a doppelganger (even though they usually do that in
> pairs, thus the name).
>

Probably just a Phantasmal Killer cast by a wandering illusionist.

--
Justisaur
http://justisaur.rpgpit.com/ for my encounter generator, xp calculator &
other files.

phy

unread,

Oct 23, 2004, 10:14:13 AM10/23/04

to

netsp...@lycos.com (Karl-Hugo Weesberg) wrote in
news:7666ed5f.04102...@posting.google.com:

> I was in a dungeon, alone, nude.
>
> Suddenly and without warning, a huge gay drider came from behind and
> shoved his massive drider cock up my anus!!!

<snip>

Didn't you read that thread the other day?! Rape is forbidden in D&D.
You did not get reaped. It was probably just a wet dream.

-phy

Ralph Glatt

unread,

Oct 23, 2004, 1:28:52 PM10/23/04

to

Too bad you didn't have a +3 penis.

Ralph Glatt

Member, Old Farts Club

Brandon Cope

unread,

Oct 23, 2004, 3:13:54 PM10/23/04

to

netsp...@lycos.com (Karl-Hugo Weesberg) wrote in message news:<7666ed5f.04102...@posting.google.com>...

> I was in a dungeon, alone, nude.
>
> Suddenly and without warning, a huge gay drider came from behind and
> shoved his massive drider cock up my anus!!!

Sucks to be you.

Brandon

Ubiquitous

unread,

Oct 25, 2004, 7:28:41 AM10/25/04

to

In rec.games.frp.dnd Karl-Hugo Weesberg <netsp...@lycos.com> wrote:

: I was in a dungeon, alone, nude.

: Suddenly and without warning, a huge gay drider came from behind and
: shoved his massive drider cock up my anus!!!

AGAIN?

That's what you get for hangin out in DeepEarth all tarted up such.

Richard Cox

unread,

Oct 25, 2004, 6:23:28 PM10/25/04

to

"Ralph Glatt" <juli...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ce9c44dd.04102...@posting.google.com...

> Too bad you didn't have a +3 penis.
>

No, he just had his detachable penis. Cue music 'I lost my detachable
penis...'

Buddah

Murf

unread,

Oct 28, 2004, 7:22:34 PM10/28/04

to

> Suddenly and without warning, a huge gay drider came from behind and
> shoved his massive drider cock up my anus!!! Then he forced me to suck his cock and sucked mine, too! He also used his legs to molest my asshole and squirted his cum all over my face!

Is a Drider cock a type of chicken that has "Failed Lloth's test" and
been converted in to a vile half chicken - half giant spider monster?

If it is, it puts a different, but still disturbing slant on this
story.

What happened to all the nice jokes like the Monkey Monks and the
Sto-roper Bards?

Hmmphh

Timberwolf

unread,

Nov 6, 2004, 6:17:53 AM11/6/04

to

Karl-Hugo Weesberg, lle n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina!

> I was in a dungeon, alone, nude.

Why, dammit?!? ;)

--
nista od potpisa danas..
apat...@yahoo.nJet
http://force.on.neobee.net

Ralph Glatt

unread,

Nov 7, 2004, 9:12:56 AM11/7/04

to

Timberwolf <apat...@yahoo.nJet> wrote in message news:<MPG.1bf5ec26e...@News.Individual.NET>...

> Karl-Hugo Weesberg, lle n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina!
>
> > I was in a dungeon, alone, nude.
>
> Why, dammit?!? ;)

A mimic stole his armor. ;-p

Timberwolf

unread,

Nov 8, 2004, 9:17:44 AM11/8/04

to

Ralph Glatt, lle n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina!

> > > I was in a dungeon, alone, nude.
> > Why, dammit?!? ;)
> A mimic stole his armor. ;-p

yeah.. sure.. that's what all say ;)