Timokatalogos
Nikos Kontodhmos
antegraya. Ta dika mou sxolia mesa se []. Ar0rakia pou brhka adiafora
paralhf0hkan (...).
Apo poso kanei enas fonos, mexri poso paei h porneia, mexri poso paei h koka.
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FONOS 5.000.000
Xreiazetai kapoios pou 0a kanei to connection me to nono, pou
einai panta gnwstos me to mikro tou onoma. Uparxoun shmera tesseris
tetoioi nonoi. To prwto rantebou ginetai se ena opoiodhpote meros wste o
"arxhgos" na "koyei" ton pelath. An ola pane kala, uparxei ustera apo
treis meres deutero rantebou, se mpar, opou o nonos proeidopoiei ton
pelath oti, an kanei "kamia anohsia", 0a ton skotwsei. O "arxhgos" den
rwtaei pote tous logous pou exei o pelaths gia na ginei h dolofonia, alla
prospa0ei na ton metapeisei wste na diapistwsei poso polu 0elei na ginei h
douleia. Sth sunexeia ka0orizetai an h upo0esh prepei na fanei san atuxhma
h' san dolofonia. Otan kanonistoun ola, ta xrhmata prokataballontai.
Ustera, o nonos analambanei th douleia ergolabeia. O tropos ths
dolofonias, osoi 0a summetasxoun, h pi0anh emplokh dikhgorou einai dikia
tou upo0esh kai sumperilambanontai sth mh diapragmateusimh timh twn
5.000.000 drx
AUNANISMOS GIA PWLHSH SPERMATOS 10.000 [tzampa phge h efhbeia...]
To pro.i.on den exei ogko perissotero apo 3 milligkram - peripou
oso ena koutalaki tou glukou. Pragma pou shmainei oti kostizei ligo
ligotero apo thn hrwinh. Mazeuetai se eidiko mpoukalaki kai sth sunexeia
katayuxetai se 0ermokrasia -100 C. Den prokeitai gia kati paranomo. To
sperma pwleitai sta tmhmata e3wswmatikhs gonimopoihshs twn megalwn
klinikwn twn A0hnwn. Gia na ftasei omws o "doths" mexri to paraban me to
pouli sto xeri, prepei na exei perasei mia seira e3etasewn. Oi giatroi 0a
e3etasoun to oikogeneiako istoriko mexri trith genia, ta genika swmatika
xarakthristika, thn poiothta tou spermatos kai thn periekthkothta tou se
spermatozwaria. Otan dw0ei to OK, o endiaferomenos kleinei ena rantebou,
kleinetai gia oso xreiastei se ena adeio iatriko dwmatio mazi me sxetika
pornoperiodika kai arxizei na skeftetai posa ekkatomuria perasan apo ta
xeria tou osa xronia epididotan sto spor ths malakias amis0i. Otan
teleiwsei (kata meso oro se 20 lepta gia tous arxarious), plenetai se
eidiko nipthra kai meta apo dekapente peripou hmeres pernaei na parei thn
amoibh tou.
AGORA BREFOUS (agorakia) 2.500.000
(koritsakia) 2.000.000
Molis bebaiw0eite oti 0elete ena mwro, thlefwneite -panta
susthmenoi- ston upeu0uno kai afhnete ta diapisteuthria sas. Sas thlefwnei
thn allh mera. Akolou0ei ena proswpiko rantebou, arga to bradu, sto
grafeio tou, gia na suzhth0oun oi leptomereies. Pote 0a einai dia0esimo to
mwro, pou 0a katate0oun ta lefta, pou kai pws 0a ginei h paralabh.
Apagoreuontai erwthseis gia thn proeleush tou mwrou h' gia thn tautothta
twn endiaferomenwn melwn. Molis peite to teliko OK, prokataballete to
poson, panta se metrhta - epitages den dexontai. Liges meres argotera sas
thlefwnoun gia na fi3aroun to rantebou kai na sas poun leptomereies ths
teleutaias stigmhs, pou tis kratane panta gia kabantza. H paralabh ginetai
duo-treis wres argotera, panta se upai0rio xwro, sto Alsos Kaisarianhs,
kai pote sto grafeio opou phgate h' kat' oikon.
ELLHNOPOIHSH (3enou mpasketmpolista me uio0esia) 10.000.000
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PENTOXILIARO 7,8
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TSONTA ME PRAGMATIKO 0ANATO 20.000 kai panw
Prokeitai gia ta gnwsta snuff kai aforoun oles tis tainies me
pragmatikous skotwmous kai oxi mono tsontes. S'autes skotwnontai
e3a0liwmenoi metanastes h', opws sta modo movies, antifronountes se
latinoamerikanikes xwres. Oi tainies pou kukloforoun sta ellhnika
binteoklamp einai oles me fake skotwmous, ki'auto giati ta snuff erxontai
apo to e3wteriko mesw paranomwn kuklomatwn kai panta me thn me0odo ths
diplhs eggrafhs. Sta prwta 10-20 lepta h tainia exei kartoun, wste, an
pesei sta xeria tritou, na profulax0ei o eisagwgeas, kai meta akolou0ei to
kuriws piato.
EKTRWSH 80.000
H timh perilambanei th diadikasia kai to nosokomeio. Oi episkeyeis
sto giatro kai prin kai meta ka0ws kai oi e3etaseis pou xreiazontai einai
e3tra kai plhrwnontai xwrista thn wra pou ginontai. Sunolika, spania o
logariasmos einai katw apo 100.000
KONSOMASION SE MPAR 2.000 to poto
Sthn timh sumperilambanetai yilokoubentoula sto mpar kai oxi se3.
H frash-kleidi einai "0a me keraseis ena poto?". Oi kopeles einai h' apo
thn eparxia h' apo anatolikes xwres, me pio sunh0ismenes tis Polwnezes.
Apo th dia0esh kai to stul, katalabainoun an o pelaths exei polla xrhmata,
an einai enta3ei h' anwmal;os kai mexri pou 0elei na to paei. Sunh0ws
ginetai yilokoubenta kai h kopela frontizei na mhn uparxei sto trapezi h'
sto mpar "adeio pothri". Se periptwsh pou o pelaths 0elei na to paei mexri
to krebbati, ginetai eidikh sumfwnia.
KONSOMASION APO TON KWSTA XARDABELLA 700.000 to epeisodio
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KONSOMASION TRAGOUDISTH STHN EPARXIA 80.000-100.000 th bradia
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KONSOMASION SUNDIKALISTWN SE ERGOLABIES DHMOSIWN ORGANISMWN
50 % h kubernhsh, 30 % h antipoliteush, 20% oi sundikalistades
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DIAZUGIO 200.000
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AGORA TAFOU STO A' NEKROTAFEIO apo 7.500.000 mexri 40.000.000
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KHDEIA 150.000
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APODOXH KLHRONOMIAS 15-20% ths onomastikhs a3ias tou akinhtou h' tou
posou ths klhronomias.
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XRUSO DONTI STO ENEXURODANEISTHRIO 500
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XRHSIMOPOIHSH DONHTH ME ZWNH apo 11.880 [eipame... ta pio endiaferonta]
Th diafora thn kanei h zwnh pou denei gurw apo th mesh afhnontas
etsi eleu0era ta xerua na asxolountai me tis upoloipes ugieies
leitourgies. To texnhto organo den diaferei apo ta upoloipa omoiwmata kai
uparxei terastia poikilia se mege0os kai poiothta.
KAYIMO DASOUS 500.000 to stremma
Stis agrotikes perioxes arkei na gnwrizei kapoios an uparxoun
boskoi pou eixan "kakh xronia" kai yaxnoun gia kainourio boskotopi. Stis
periptwseis twn oikopedofagwn, h epafh ginetai mesw sugkekrimenwn grafeiwn
pou poulane kthmata kai enanti tou anwterw posou "kanonizoun" na
metatrapei se kthma sugkekrimenh dasikh ektash. Ta grafeia briskontai sth
Dutikh Attikh kai xrhsimopoioun, mexri na ta muristoun stis bitrines tous,
thn aprosdioristh ekfrash "kthmata-apallotriwseis". Oi mhxanismoi
emprhsmou aforoun ton emprhsth kai sunh0ws einai apo prwtogones
wrologiakes bombes mexri bombes molotof, h' aplws fora tou anemou, kai na
mhn uparxoun polu konta spitia, giati tote h epembash twn arxwn einai
taxuterh. To poso ths amoibhs eisprattetai sto idio to grafeio pou esthse
thn douleia. Deltio paroxhs uphresiwn den einai aparaithto. Oi polloi
Albanoi metanastes exoun katebasei tis times pou au3omeiwnontai kai
analoga me to ba0mo epikindunothtas tou emprhsmou (an einai konta se
stratopedo, se spitia h' se apomakrusmenh dasikh ektash).
HRWINH mesos oros 20.000 to grammario [3erete pou einai pio fthna, e?]
Ystera apo prwth epafh, pou ginetai sunh0ws sto "Palouki" ths Neas
Smurnhs, sthn perioxh ths Glufadas gurw apo ton Delholanh, kai gurw apo to
shoppingland ths Khfisias, o dealer 0a pei oti "den katalabainei ti tou
zhtate" kai h sumfwnia 0a kleistei me to deutero rantebou. Tote, o pelaths
dinei ta xrhmata kai thn epomenh ginetai h paradosh, wste an o emporos
sullhf0ei na mhn kathgorh0ei gia emporia, alla gia xrhsh.
APOFULAKISH EMPOROU NARKWTIKWN 200.000 ews 2.000.000 [edw eimaste]
To kuklwma pou e3ar0rw0hke ston Korudallo "epaize" me xamhles
times, alla gia ta kolpa me ta megala onomata oi times 3ekinoun apo
200.000 kai aforoun katarxhn ta "mikroe3oda" (ka0usterhseis sthn
diekperaiwsh eggrafwn pou mporoun na apotreyoun thn egguhsh h' thn
apofulakish). Oi kompines me barupoinites einai spanies, alla oses exoun
ginei einai draxmobores kai amfibolou epituxias. Oi perissoteroi dikhgoroi
pou asxolountai me auto ton tomea epixeiroun kuriws th meiwsh ths poinhs.
Elaxistoi gnwrizoun pws prepei na kinhsoun ta katallhla nhmata me th
gnwsth me0odo ths "anhkestou blabhs". Kai fusika, tote h amoibh tous 0a
ftasei mexri ta 10.000.000
ANABOLH APO TO STRATO 300.000-400.000 [xarti kai molubi...]
H apofash gia anabolh lambanetai akomh kai thn teleutaia stigmh,
px thn hmera ths katata3hs, otan o endiaferomenos diapistwnei pws "ta
pragmata einai strimokwla". To stratopedo me to megalutero pososto
"au0ormhtwn anabolwn" sthn Ellada einai to KTE0 ths Aulwnas (h' Kaulwnas
opws thn apokaloun sto strato). An suntrexei ousiastikos logos anabolhs, h
upo0esh einai tzampa. Alliws, o endiaferomenos prepei na sthsei ena
kuklwma apo a) politiko meso, kalutera kapoion ufupourgo h' gg upourgeiou
b) diko tou giatro, pou 0a tou xorhghsei ta aparaithta dikaiologhtika kai
thn epafh sthn epitroph apallagwn. H epitroph apoteleitai apo e3i giatrous
kai h timh afora h' ton ena pou 0a "peisei" tous upoloipous h' tous
tesseris wste na upar3ei h sxetikh pleioyhfia. H anabolh, analoga me to ti
zhta o pelaths, mporei na einai: Apo 6 mhnes mexri 2 xronia
APOLUTHRIO APO TO STRATO 400.000 - 2.000.000 [ta grafete?]
To apoluthrio me treloxarto akolou0ei thn idia diadikasia me thn
anabolh, alla spania dinetai me thn prwth. Sunh0ws prohgountai mia h' duo
anaboles, kati pou anebazei katakorufa thn timh. Sthn periptwsh pou ola
pane kala, o endiaferomenos den xreiazetai na epistreteusei upokritikes
ikanothtes, alla prepei na einai parwn sto stratiwtiko nosokomeio wste na
e3etastei apo thn epitroph, akomh ki an einai milhmenh. Uparxoun omws
kapoia polu kleista kuklwmata mesa sto upourgeio E0n. Amunhs, pou me auto
to poso e3asfalizoun bebaiwseis gia kapoies api0anes allergies pou bgazoun
automata ton endiaferomeno I-5.
3ULODARMOS APO EPAGGELMATIA 500.000 [sun to eishthrio]
Enas epaggelmatis analambanei na xtuphsei to atomo me to opoio
exete diafores gia miso ekatommurio. H diadikasia einai idia me thn
periptwsh tou fonou. Uparxoun sugkekrimena merh opou suxnazoun oi
epaggelmaties tou eidous. Sunh0ws ekteloun xreh "prostath" se mpar kai
pinoun amilhtoi se mia gwnia. O pelaths prepei na 3eka0arisei to pososto
blabhs pou xreiazetai na pro3enhsoun s'auton h' s'auth pou 0a deiroun. H
timh einai eniaia gia mwlwpes, spasimata, "episkeyh se nosokomeio" h'
eswterika traumata. Epishs, uparxei diafora ston 3ulodarmo antra h'
gunaikas. Stis gunaikes oi traumatismoi einai pio elafroi, enw spania
ginontai tetoia deals gia gkomenilikia. Sthn timh perilambanetai h amoibh
dikhgorou se periptwsh "strabhs" kai h apozhmiwsh gia to endexomeno
"lerwma" tou poinikou mhtrwou.
3ULODARMOS APO ERASITEXNH 100.000
Pio fthnos, alla me perissoteres pi0anothtes na tis faei, anti na
"tis dwsei", enas erasitexnhs brisketai sunh0ws se gumnasthria h' douleuei
part-time ws sekiouritas. Arkei mia epafh pou na gnwrizei "to paidi" kai
0a kleisei to sxetiko rantebou se kapoio mpiliardadiko h' se mia kafeteria.
EISPRA3H AKALUPTHS EPITAGHS 20% epi tou onomastikou posou
Gia megales akaluptes epitages anw twn 100.000 uparxoun
epaggelmaties eispraktores pou analambanoun na apeilhsoun peistika ton
kakoplhrwth kai na paroun ta xrhmata sas. Oi eispraktores einai sto idio
kuklwma me tous epaggelmaties pou analambanoun 3ulodarmous kai ustera apo
eidikh sumfwnia, se periptwsh pou o kakoplhrwths einai kai epimonos,
mporoun na ton 3ulofortwsoun, opote 0a peistei sigoura. Gia ton orismo ths
pro0esmias apaitountai duo-treis episkeyeis, pou gia ta megala posa einai
ma3imoum tesseris me pente meres. Mexris stigmhs den exei anafer0ei
periptwsh apotuxias.
EKFOBISMOS 100.000
O plhrwmenos ekfobisths analambanei na ekfobisei auton me ton
opoio exete diafores, xrhsimopoiwntas tis alan0astes oso ki a0emites
me0odous tou, tis opoies sunh0ws 3eshkwnei apo amerikanikes astunomikes
tainies. Enas eidikos tou eidous, an den piasoun oi apeiles kai ta
thlefwnhmata olh th nuxta, karfwnei sthn porta tou ekfobizomenou ena nekro
zwo.
PROSTASIA APO APEILES 500.000
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PROSTASIA APO TH "17 N" 1.000.000
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PROSTASIA SE MPAR apo 500.000 ews 1.000.000
Basikos kanonas: den tous briskeis esu, se briskoun autoi.
Organwmenes omades mprabwn prosferoun prostasia sta mpar apo e3wterikous
kindunous: mprabous antipalwn mpar, proswpikous h' epaggelmatikous ex0rous
klp. H prostasia mporei na ginetai mesw "boltas apo to magazi" h' me th
monimh parousia enos (tis ka0hmerines) ews tessarwn (tis meres aixmhs)
mprabwn sto mpar. Oi times einai analoges tou tzirou.
FWTOGRAFHSH APISTIAS 10.000 - 15.000 thn hmera sun ta e3oda
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OIKODOMIKH ADEIA SE APAGOREUMENH PERIOXH 500.000
H timh afora thn perioxh Mesogeiwn kai perilambanei oles tis
energeies apokthsh nomimhs adeias anegershs spitiou, me fws, nero,
thlefwno kai xwris to fobo tou Laliwth. O eutuxhs astegos pairnei thlefwno
s'ena apo ta eidikeumena se tetoies periptwseis poleodomika grafeia ths
perioxhs Kerateas mexri Geraka kai afou pei th le3h-sun0hma, kleinetai to
rantebou. Ekei kataballei to poso kai dieukrinizei ti eidous oikodomh 0a
xtisei. Ta upoloipa einai 0ema grafeiokratias, epimonhs kai ofeilomenwn xarwn.
0ETIKH EISHGHSH GIA TRAPEZIKO DANEIO 2-6% epi tou posou
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METAFORA DOULOU 60.000-120.000 gia Albano
2.000 $ gia Pakistano
Ta lefta einai h amoibh tou tupou pou organwnei th metafora apo
thn Albania sthn A0hna, sth mia periptwsh, kai apo ta tourkika paralia se
kapoio ellhniko nhsi, sth deuterh. H timh den perilambanei thn amoibh
ta3itzhdwn kai barkarhdwn pou kanoun th metafora. Oi Albanoi einai
an0rwpoi ths albanikhs Mafias pou erxontai susthmenoi kai gia
sugkekrimenes douleies. Gia tous Pakistanous kai tous upoloipous
Mesanatolites to poso einai megalutero, giati uparxei sth mesh to Aigaio,
h Aktofulakh, duskola pairnoun adeia paramonhs kai eukola 3exwrizoun.
PWLHSH LA0ROMETANASTH 70.000
Oi epafes gia thn apokthsh la0rometanastwn briskontai sthn Akth
Miaoulh, ston Peiraia, kai se orismena nhsia tou anatolikou Aigaiou. Oi
perissoteroi proerxontai apo thn Tourkia kai to Irak. O doulemporos
xrewnei to ka0e kefali fthna, an uparxei zhthsh kai kosmos, alla, an h
"yaria" einai mikrh, oi times xtupane mexri kai 70.000 drx to kefali.
EUNOIA A0LHTIKOGRAFOU 500.000 to dimhno
Agorazetai h euno.i.kh metaxeirish ths efhmeridas opou grafei o
a0lhtikografos pros ton pelath-paikth. O dhmosiografos analmbanei na
pernaei fwto tou paikth stous upeu0unous ulhs, na ton perilambanei panta
stous diakri0entes kai na zhtaei apo tous sunadelfous tou "na grafoun
kamia kalh koubenta, giati to paidi einai filos". Stis periptwseis pou
xreiazetai e3tra sprw3imo, me prwtoselida h' uposthri3h ustera apo ena
asxhmo paixnidi, to pazari anebazei thn timh mexri kai tis 30.000-50.000
ana peristash. Thn periodo twn metagrafwn uparxei stis times mia
prosau3hsh 20-30%
DWRODOKIA MPATSOU 500.000 to kefali
H timh perilambanei apoluth e3asfalish sta straba matia ths
astunomias wste na mh ginoun pote oi treis mhnuseis pou xreiazontai gia na
sou paroun thn adeia, peripoleies se apostash asfaleias apo to magazi,
elegxoi pou se bgazoun ka0aro kai merikh prostasia se periptwsh anagkhs.
Diadikasia: 1) Mia wraia bradia pernaei enas mpatsos -gnwstos apo ta
palia- kai zhtaei sthn porta to afentiko, legontas mono to mikro tou
onoma. Molis paei to afentiko sthn porta kai ginoun oi aparaithtoi
xairetismoi, o mpatsos tou dinei ena xartaki me treis h' tesseris
logariasmous kai thn hmeromhnia pou prepei na kata0esei to poso ston
ka0ena (sunh0ws einai h epomenh mera). Auto htan ~ meta sthn oura sthn
trapeza. 2) Mia wraia bradia pernaei o mpatsos apo to magazi na kerastei
ena poto kai na ta poune ligo. To xartaki grafei tous ari0mous logariasmwn
kai ka0e pote prepei na kata0etei to poso (to opoio prepei na
epanalambanetai sunh0ws ka0e mhna). Se auth thn periptwsh oi doseis einai
mikroteres kai e3artwntai apo tis anagkes pou proekuyan sto tmhma. 3) Mia
wraia braida, pinontas o mpatsos to potaki tou me to afentiko, tou
dieukrinizei to dwraki pou 0a h0ele auth th zeson, me atakes tou tupou "Na
mwre, 0elei h korh mou na ths parw ena piano...". To piano apostelletai
sthn korh thn epomenh mera me metaforikh etaireia.
E3AGORA EFORIAKOU apo 50.000-10% tou prostimou
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BU0ISH PLOIOU GIA TA ASFALISTRA 200.000 $
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GUMNES FWTOGRAFIES THS ALIKHS BOUGIOUKLAKH 3.000.000
Deka fwtografies pou trabhxthkan ston A.i.-Giannh to 0eologo me
thlefako apo markinh apostash. Stis fwtografies apeikonizetai h k.
Bougiouklakh gumnh sthn pisina, fainetai ka0ara to sth0os, enw se duo apo
autes diakrinetai to hbiko trixwma. Oi fwtografies periferontai sthn agora
apo trito fwtografo kai h timh tous einai adiapragmateuth. Mexri shmera
den tis exei agorasei kaneis, alla se kapoia stigmh 0a doun to fws ths
dhmosiothtas, ektos an hdh exoun agorastei apo thn idia thn endiaferomenh.
XEIRINH MPRIZOLA 1.250 to kilo
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AGIA GRAFH 3.300
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ENA PISTOLI 35ARI 300.000
To 1993 to 80% twn oplwn pou hr0an apo thn Afrikh poulh0hkan apo
Krhtikous. Ta opla erxontai se paketa twn deka. H timh sun h promh0eia tou
mesazonta einai 200.000 ews 300.000. O mesazwn paireni 100.000
KOLIE BULGARI 1.320.000 - 7.000.000
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CREDIT CARD 26.000 to xrono + 36% tokos
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ENA KLEMMENO ROLEX apo 1.000.000
Ta klemmena Rolex (au0entika) pwlountai mono xeri xeri kai den
peftoun pote se e3eutelistikes times, katw tou ekatommuriou. Ena xruso
Rolex poulh0hke toun Iounio se auth akribws th -filikh- timh apo gnwsto
kosmhmatopwleio ths Boukourestiou. Organwmeno kuklwma den uparxei, alla ta
"new" akougontai se filikous kuklous, eidika ston Peiraia.
ECSTASY 10.000 to xapaki
Ta spintakia peftoun ustera apo sunennohseis se club tou kentrou.
H epafh me gnwstous, alla h ephreia den krataei polu. Filikh timh 7.000 to
xapaki, tarifa 11.000
DIKAIWMA XRHSHS BOULEUTIKOU AUTOKINHTOU 12.000.000
H apokthsh bouleutikou autokinhtou afora mono poluteleis
limouzines pou sumferei na tis pareis tax free kai me bouleutikes
pinakides (kukloforoun eleu0era ston daktulio, den pairnoun klhsh kai
exoun fime tzamia). O endiaferomenos apeu0unetai sto diaxeiristh -uparxei
kai tetoios - o opoios exei upo thn epibleyh tou merika fileta
(bouleutes). To autokinhto stoixizei 9 ekat. O megaloyuxos bouleuths
pairnei 2 ekat. kai o diaxeirisths allo ena.
NEFRO 15.000$ + 100.000-150.000 drx (gia iatrika fakelakia)
H timh tou nefrou endiaferei mono ta iatrika kentra ta opoia
yaxnoun na broun mosxeumata. O as0enhs exei sxesh mono me ta fakelakia pou
prepei na dwsei stous giatrous ws "euxaristw". Den uparxei periptwsh o
as0enhs n'agorasei apo monos tou to organo. Uparxoun eidikoi mesazontes
meta3u nosokomeiou kai arrwstou. Me 15 xil. dolaria, Albanoi kai
Rwsopontioi dexontai na poulhsoun to ena tous nefro. H afairesh ginetai
sthn Ellada kai sth sunexeia to mosxeuma bgainei, panta parapnoma, sto
e3wteriko. Oso gia tis metamosxeuseis, autes ginontai me seira
proteraiothtas me listes pou diploelexgontai kai dwrhtes einai kuriws
prwtou ba0mou suggeneis. Einai arketo loipon ena fakelaki sto iatriko
team. [Pantws 0umamai mia fora sthn Omonoia, pane 5-6 xronia, pou dipla
apo to kafe NEON eida kapoia na krata to eswteriko diselido efhmeridas me
thn fwtografia ths kai titlo "mana poulaei to mati ths gia to paidi ths"...]
DIAFHMISH SE PRIME TIME 70.000 to deuterolepto [ekeino to touristiko posa
mas edine re paidia?]
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BIZITES
Bizites poluteleias: 150.000 - 250.000
Bizites aples: 15.000 - 20.000
Poluteleias. H timh perilambanei olonuxtia, me osa e3tra epi0umei o
pelaths, arkei na exoun prosumfwnh0ei, ka0ws kai h xrewsh tou dwmatiou.
Apo to sunoliko poso h kopela pairnei 80.000-100.000 kai ta upoloipa pane
sto praktoreio, pou exei kai e3oda. Dwrakia se metrhta apagoreuontai. H
timh allazei se periptwsh SM kai partouzas kai ftanei tis 300.000-350.000.
Tous summetexontes tous dialegei o pelaths kai ta kolpa ka0orizontai apo
prin gia na steiloun tis katallhles kopeles. Apagoreuontai ta shmadia kai
alla ergaleia apo auta pou fernei h kopela sto balitsaki-neseser. Briskeis
kapoion pou 3erei apo auta, gia na sou dwsei to thlefwno. Molis pareis,
prepei na peis ton "kwdiko" tou grafeiou (px "kerdise h AEK"). Autos o
kwdikos allazei ka0e ebdomada, gia logous asfaleias. Meta tous dineis to
thlefwno pou briskesai kai se pairnoun ekeinoi pisw. To pragmatiko onoma
den einai upoxrewtiko, alla prepei na exeis tis aparaithtes sustaseis gia
na se e3uphrethsoun. Oi diapragmateuseis ginontai panta me ena
"mesazonta", kai zhtas panta ton idio, me to onoma pou 0a sou pei ekeinos
- to opoio moiazei alla den einai pragmatiko. Apo to thlefwno
proka0orizetai h mera, h wra kai o xwros tou rantebou - sou lene se poio
megalo 3enodoxeio poluteleias kai ton ari0mo dwmatiou. Meta ginetai h
paraggelia gia thn kopela. Rwtane oles tis protimhseis (xrwma malliwn,
uyos, sth0os, ntusimo klp). gia na steiloun thn apolutws katallhlh kopela.
Telos, orizontai oi se3oualikes protimhseis (staseis, bitsia, e3tra) kai
to an h kopela 0a meinei olh nuxta h' merikes wres. Tipota apo ta parapanw
den mporei na parabiastei xwris thn apoluth sumfwnia ths kopelas. O
pelaths phgainei sto 3enodoxeio thn ka0orismenh stigmh kai zhtaei to
dwmatio pou hdh exei kleisei to "praktoreio". Sthn pragmatikothta ta
dwmatia einai monima kleismena, me to mhna. H kopela ftanei panta argotera
kai anebainei kateu0eian sto dwmatio. Ekeinh fernei kai ola ta aparaithta
a3esouar. H plhrwmh ginetai sto telos. Ta xrhmata den dinontai sto xeri. O
pelaths prepei na ta afhsei panw sto komodino. Ektos kai an 0a
xrhsimopoihsei pistwtikh karta, opote h kopela 0a xtuphsei thn apodei3h
[!!!], 0a thn afhsei sto komodino sthn arxh ths bradias kai o pelaths 0a
paei sto telos na thn upograyei. Xeri me xeri den ginetai kamia sunallagh.
Prwth 0a fugei h kopella kai 15-20 lepta argotera feugei o pelaths, xwris
na perasei apo to logisthrio tou 3enodoxeiou.
Aples. H timh perilambanei mia fusiologikh se3oualikh epafh. H xronikh
diarkeia einai mish wra ma3imoum, an kai sunh0ws 3emperdeuoun nwritera. No
kissing. Upoxrewtiko profulaktiko.
E3tra. Ka0e parallagh xrewnetai diaforetika kai h xrewsh prosti0etai sthn
arxikh timh. 7.000: peoleixia 5.000: allagh stasewn. 10.000: o0wmaniko
(alla mono apo orismena koritsia pou exoun thn eidikothta). 20.000: SM
pa0htiko h; energhtiko (apagoreuontai ta shmadia kai ta aimata. Ta sunerga
ta dia0etei to katasthma kai h poikilia enallagwn prosumfwneitai).
Diadikasia: thlefwneis sto "magazi" gia ena rantebou, to opoio sou
kleinoun amesws. Ton kainourio pelath ton upodexetai h tsatsa kai tou
deixnei ta dia0esima koritsia. Epilegei mia apo tis kopeles, afou tis dei,
kai pernaei sta idiaitera dwmatiakia pou uparxoun sto xwro. H plhrwmh
ginetai panta se metrhta, sthn idia thn kopela. Ton 3eprobodizei pali h
tsatsa gia logous PR. O palios pelaths: kleinei thn kopela pou 0elei apo
to thlefwno, h opoia ton perimenei kateu0eian sto dwmatiaki. Epi ths
upodoxhs patna h tsatsa. O palios, epeidh einai alliws, exei kai kapoia
ekptwsh. An to exei ktisei to magazi, h ekptwsh mporei kai na ftasei kai
to 20-30%. O periorismos xronou einai mikroteros. Plhrwnei panta sthn
kopela kai eniote kalo einai na ths afhnei kai kanena dwraki. Se periptwsh
3afnikhs episkeyhs, osoi eidan fws kai mphkan, xwris thlefwnhma,
peirmenoun sto xol apo 10 lepta ws mish wra. An den exete 3enerwsei mexri
tote, pairnete thn prwth kopela pou prokuptei eleu0erh. An epimenete gia
kapoia sugkekrimenh, isws xreiastei na perimenete polu, alla sto xol
uparxoun kai pornoperiodika gia 3efullisma. Kafedaki den exei. Oi
upoloipes diadikasies dwmatiaki-3epeta-logisthrio paramenoun oi idies.
ESCORTING 100.000
To escorting einai ka0arh sunodeia kai den katalhgei se se3 meta3u
pelath kai kopelas, para mono me eidikh sumfwnia ek twn proterwn. To
grafeio analambanei na sas promh0eyei kopela pou 0a sas sunodeuei gia mia
mera se opoia koinwnikh ekdhlwsh 0elete, me dika ths rouxa h' rouxa pou
epilegete eseis. Se periptwsh pou o pelaths epi0umei thn oloklhrwsh ths
bradias me se3, isxuei to timologio ths bizitas.
PORNEIA
Piatsa: 12.000
Trabesti sth Suggrou: 5.000 - 10.000
Pipa apo gunaika: 2.500 - 10.000
Pipa apo antra: 5.000
Piatsa. H timh perilambanei mia se3oualikh epafh, sto autokinhto h' sto
spiti ths kopelas, se eidika diamorfwmeno dwmtaio. No kissing, ta e3tra
kai to profulaktiko prosumfwnountai 3.000: peoleixia, mia fora me h' xwris
profulaktiko, analoga me thn sunennohsh. 5.000 ka0e allo e3tra ektos apo
SM pou den polukukloforei sthn piatsa. Diadikasia: pernas apo thn piatsa
me to autokinhto kai stamatas siga siga konta sthn kopela pou protimas. 0a
plhsiasei ekeinh kai 0a skuyei mprosta sto para0uro legontas "0eleis
parea?" h' "geia sou paidare!". Rwtas thn timh, se stul "poso paei", kai
an yuxologhseis oti se pairnei kaneis to aparaithto pazari. Panw stis
diapragmateuseis 0a 3eka0aristei kai to ti 0a kanete, ka0ws kai poso 0a
kostisei. Thn koubenta thn odhgei h kopela pou se rwtaei gia ta e3tra, gia
to profulakitko kai orizei thn telikh timh. Molis sumfwnh0oun oi
leptomereies mpainei sto autokinhto kai sou leei pou 0a pate. O topos
einai sta0eros eite prokeitai gia kapoio dasullio me to ama3i h' gia to
spiti ths. To poson prokataballetai teleutaiws, gia logous asfaleias. Ta
lefta mprosta kai fugame. Meta to peras twn epixeirhsewn, prepei na
epistreyeis thn kopela ekei apo opou tn phres, ektos kai an ekeinh sou pei
alliws. Oi times kai oi xronoi allazoun an ginesi monimos pelaths ths idias
kopelas. Ta saliarismata apagoreuontai se ka0e periptwsh kai kalo einai na
mh rwthsete thn istoria ths, dioti kai bareto mousi 0a fate kai 0a thn
sugxusete bradiatika.
Trabesti sthn Suggrou. To timologio einai eniaio gia xeirourghmenous kai
mh trabesti, gia na mhn dhmiourgountai pare3hghseis meta3u tous. H timh
einai 5.000 sto or0io, sto autokinhto h' sto dasaki dipla sth Dieu0unsh
ths Astunomias kai 10.000 sto 3enodoxeio.
Pipa apo gunaika. To timologio paizei analoga me thn perioxh. Se
mpourdelo, h timh einai 2.500 - 3.500 kai h uphresia prosferetai apo
Ellhnides kai Albanes. Sth Boukourestiou to timologio mporei na ftasei kai
tis 10.000, giati oi poutanes einai pio kurile kai epipleon dia0etoun kai
fixed 3enodoxeio. Sth Boukourestiou, epishs, uparxoun kai erasitexnes
poutanes (foithtries, noikokures) pou , se times kapou anamesa, parexoun
tis idies uphresies sto autokinhto tou pelath.
Antres se piatsa. Sta or0ia h' sto autokinhto, apo tekna Ellhnes, Rwsous
h' Albanous, gurw apo ta stena ths Plateias Koumoundourou. Hot-SPot ths
perioxhs, to 3enodoxeio pisw apo to Palaio Dhmarxeio ths A0hnas, opou
pipes gionontai, ektos apo mesa sta dwmatia tou, kai sta dentra (or0ia)
e3w apo auto. Sta idia stekia kukloforoun kai mh epaggelmaties, oi opoioi
parexoun tis idies uphresies stis idies times kai kratoun kala thn
anwnumia tous, mh deixnontas oti einai erasitexnes.
XAMAM
Se aplo dwmatio: 2.500
Me peoleixia: 7.000
Me pa0htiko se3: 10.000
Me energhtiko se3: 20.000
Bizita apo an0rwpo tou Xamam directly se 3enodoxeio: 25.000-35.000
Se aplo dwmatio. Ta xamam paizoun rolo oikou anoxhs gia omofulofilous. h
epidei3h twn prosontwn twn maser einai dwrean kai aplo masaz se mono
dwmatio kostizei 2.500 xwris parektropes
Me peoleixia. Isxuoun ta parapanw, mono pou uparxei h ... nomimh
prosau3hsh gia ton kopo tou maser.
Me pa0htiko se3. Sthn periptwsh auth ta dwmatia einai sunh0ws megalutera
kai h xrewsh akriboterh. H dunatotha epiloghs tou maser einai dwrean.
Me energhtiko se3. Akribws h idia periptwsh me thn prohgoumenh. Mono pou
allazoun 0esh maser kai pelaths.
Bizita apo an0rwpo tou xamam directly se 3enodoxeio. Mporeite na zhthsete
apo to masazadiko atomo ths epiloghs sas, gia foul serbis se 3enodoxeio,
enanti 25.000 - 35.000. Ta e3oda tou deipnou, pota, dwra klp einai e3tra.
MATI
striptiz mono: 30.000 - 40.000
striptiz zeugariou: 60.000 - 80.000
lesbiako soou: 80.000 - 100.000
Live sex show se idiwtiko xwro: 100.000 - 200.000
Drag show: 200.000 - 600.000
Kats gunaikwn: 70.000 - 180.000
Rwma.i.ko parti: 200.000 - 300.000
Sriptiz mono. H epafh ginetai me ta grafeia tou Rebh (40.000) h' tou Fwnh
(30.000). Enas antras h' mia gunaika erxontai sto parti kai gdunontai
xoreuontas. Otan bgaloun ola ta rouxa tous, xoreuoun gia ena akomh lepto
kai to koino mporei na tous aggi3ei aplws.
Striptiz zeugariou. Prokeitai gia miso-se3 soou, afou to zeugari kanei
mati striptiz, oenas gdunei ton allo me mousikh upokroush, oi pelates
mporoun na akoumpoun, alla den kanoun telika se3. Organwmeno apo ton Rebh,
80.000 ki apo ton Fwnh 60.000. Ektos edras oi times ftanoun tis 140.000.
Lesbiako soou. Idia diadikasia me thn pio panw periptwsh. Oi duo kopeles
xoreuoun kai kanoun lesbiako soou (xa.i.demata, xeironomies, bogghta,
filia) me mousikh upokroush kai sxedon ologumnes. Diashmh exei meinei h
OUggareza Sinti pou mazi me th filh ths ekane soou ki ebgaze apo ton kolpo
ths ena margaritarenio kolie tessarwn metrwn. Gia na kanoun se3 xreiazetai
eidikh sumfwnia, alla auto ginetai dekto spania. Organwmeno apo ton Rebh,
80.000 ki apo ton Fwnh 100.000.
Live sex show se idiwtiko xwro. Sto xwro pou epilegete eseis, sunh0ws sto
spiti sas, ena zeugari erxetai kai kanei oloklhrwmeno se3 gia sas kai tous
filous sas. Xwris perikopes kai logokrisies, h parastash diarkei 20 me 30
lepta kai kostizei apo 100.000 (Fwnhs, thl. 7231478, 7219492) mexri
200.000 (Rebhs, thl. 8131836). To zeugari pou promh0euei o deuteros einai
- gia osou epimenoun oti o gamos skotwnei ton erwta - pantremeneo.
Drag show. Trabesti-artistes erxontai sto parti sas kai dinoun parastaseis
metamfiesmenoi se ntibes tupou Monroe, Mineli, Bougiouklakh, Blaxopoulou.
Apo to grafeio tou Rebh, h mia metamfiesh kostizei 200.000 kai oi 4
600.000 (stis treis, h mia dwro). Apo ton Fwnh, oi times kumainontai
anamesa stis 70.000 kai tis 100.000
Kats gunaikwn. To grafeio pou 0a sas steilei tis kopeles analambanei na
sthsei ena ringk (h' ena laspoloutro) kai ta koritsia erxontai kai
plakwnontai mesa s'auto, forwntas mono ena prasino tangka. Apo ton Rebh to
kats stoixizei 180.000 ki ap'ton Fwnh 70.000.
Rwma.i.ko parti. Prokeitai gia xapeningk xwris orgio. To grafeio (Rebhs)
diakosmei to xwro san rwma.i.ko anaktoro kai stelnei "kalesmenous"
ntumenous me xlamudes, sandalia klp. Gia ektos edras xrewnontai mexri kai
50.000 parapanw.
ROULA KOROMHLA 500.000.000 to xrono
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GIWRGOS POLUXRONIOU 200.000 ana epeisodio
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TOLHS BOSKOPOULOS 1.000.000 th bradia
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GIANNHS IWANNIDHS 180.000.000 to xrono
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PARKADOROS KLAMP 500 - 1000
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EPISKEYH SE ASTROLOGO 25.000 ana episkeyh
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EPISKEYH SE KAFETZOU 3.000 - 7.000 [Proswpika protimw thn Nikolopoulou,
den 3erei ti diabazei alla einai tzampe]
...
k. GIANNIKOS (prwhn dieu0unths programmatos tou Mega) 1 dis gia 3 xronia
O prwhn dieu0unths eidhsewn tou Mega k. Giannikos phre kati
parapanw apo 300 ekatommuria to xrono gia na paei sto Skai kai na
anamorfwsei ta tmhmata enhmerwshs kai yuxagwgias tou kanaliou. To
"pro.i.on" perilambanei to know how ths piatsas kai tis proswpikes
gnwrimies me tous an0rwpous-kleidia twn legomenwn "high rank" etaireiwn
pragwghs thleoptikou programmatos (Disney ktl), wste na e3asfalizontai
sxetika fthna "paketa" prosforwn. Gia paradeigma, to kanali pou 0a
agorasei mia taineia uyhlhs 0eamatikothtas apo thn etaireia Disney (px to
"Agaph mou, suriknwsa ta paidia") 0a thn plhrwsei gurw sta 20.000 $, alla
0a upoxrew0ei na agorasei mazi kai 5 mpagkateles pou 0a metado0oun nwris
to Sabbatokuriako.
ORGANWTHS STHMENOU MATS G' E0NIKHS 100.000 - 10.000.000
...
YUXANALUTHS 20.000 thn wra
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DIAKOREUSH PAR0ENAS 1.250.000
Apo ta pio spania kai eklekta emporeumata pou kukloforoun sthn
"agora". Afora tous euporous pelates me e3airetika eidika gousta kai
sunh0ws prokeitai gia koritsakia apo Ta.i.landh kai India. To "pro.i.on"
paradidetai sxedon narkwmeno ston pelath wste na apofeux0oun tuxon
antirrhseis. H "paradosh" ginetai kat'oikon, kai me apoluth exemu0eia, enw
suxna uparxei kai h sugkata0esh ths mamas, pou proerxetai apo ton idio
epaggelmatiko xwro. Diadikasia: apaiteitai apolutws proswpikh epafh me to
mesazonta h', estw, diapisteuthria apo polu kontino tou proswpo. Mexri
stigmhs, mono duo proswpa parexoun tetoiou eidous uphresies sthn A0hna, me
to epaggelmatiko prokalumma tou "kallitexnikou management talentwn" pou
stelexwnoun ta mpar me konsomasion kai ta mpaleta ths e0nikhs odou.
ANHLIKH PORNH apo 50.000 thn wra
H anhlikh ierodoulos den einai pote panw apo 17 etwn [milame gia
sa.i.ni ar0rografo, oxi asteia] kai, logw megalhs zhthshs, oi times einai
tsouxteres. Oso pio mikro einai to koritsi toso anebainei h tarifa.
Paixnidi me 14xrona kai 15xrona, Rwsakia kai Roumanakia, ginetai s'ena
mpar ths Kuyelhs. Ekei ginetai kai konsomasion. Spania ginetai ywnhsthri
sto dromo kai h fash ginetai mesw gnwstou pou exei gnwsto. Sthn A0hna
shmeio G 0ewreitai h gwnia 3hs Septembriou kai Marnh, mazi me olh thn
perioxh ths plateias Ba0hs, opou uparxoun polloi Polwnoi (kai anhlikes
Polwnes). To koritsi "proskomizetai' sta 3enodoxeia ths Plakas, ths
Omonoias, kai tou Monasthrakiou, panta apo enan ths epixeirhshs pou an
antilhf0ei to paramikro, e3afanizetai me to anhliko.
PAR0ENORRAFH 250.000
Einai h epanafora tou katestrammenou par0enikou umena sth morfh
pou eixe prin apo to megalo mpaxalo h' sxedon sthn idia morfh. O gampros
toulaxiston mporei kai na to xayei. H epembash den krataei panw apo mish
wra kai den xreiazetai kan narkwsh. Rabontai ta krossia tou par0enikou
umena pou apemeinan kai den mporei na ginei arketes fores kai polu
argotera apo to atuxes sumban, giati o giatros den 0a briskei uliko gia na
kanei tn staurobelonia.
LAKHS LAZOPOULOS 70.000.000 gia ka0e epeisodio twn "Mhtswn"
...
EPIMHKUNSH PEOUS 250.000
To peos mporei n'apokthsei 2 me 5 ekatosta parapanw kai na dwsei
th xamenh autopepoi0hsh, se3oualikh eparkeia kai yuxologikh isorropia,
s'osous bebaia xreiazontai ola ta parapanw. Ola ginontai me duo tupous
xeirourgikhs epembashs. Sthn prwth periptwsh kobontai oi sundesmoi pou
kratoun to peos sth 0esh tou kai trabietai pros ta e3w ena meros apo to
upoloipo pou brisketai mesa sto swma. Rabontai oi sundesmoi kai oute gata
oute zhmia. Me th deuterh epembash to peos pairnei ogko m'ena mosxeuma
lipous apo tous koiliakous. H ka0e epembash diarkei 30 lepta kai o as0enhs
phgainei spiti tou ustera apo merikes writses. Den uparxei kanenas
kindunos alla handle with care gia kanena mhna, gia na exete to kefali sas
hsuxo.
ALLAGH FULOU 2.000.000
H egxeirhsh afora mono thn allagh twn gennhtikwn organwn apo
andrika se peripou gunaikeia. Sthn timh den perilambanetai h dhmiourgia
sth0ous, alla me 80 xil. mpainei kai h silikonh pou xreiazetai. Me thn
epembash afairountai oi orxeis kai to do3ari, gia na akolou0hsei plastikh
egxeirhsh diamorfwshs twn e3wterikwn xeilewn. Gia na apofugoun ta ta3idia
oi ntopioi amfi-hrwes, Ellhnas giatros dhmosiou nosokomeiou frontise kai
ekpaideuthke se nosokomeio ths B. Afrikhs kai kanei pleon allages fulou
kai sthn A0hna me apoluth mustikothta kai se idiwtikh klinikh.
KUTTARO0ERAPEIA 1.000.000 to xrono
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BAYIMO HBIKOU TRIXWMATOS 5.000 peripou
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EPIDIOR0WSH XALARWMENOU SFIGKTHRA 200.000
H epembash afora osous to parakanan kapote kai 0eloun na lusoun to
gnwsto problhma ths akrateias. Tetoia pragmata ginontai mono se idiwtikes
klinikes kai to IKA den kaluptei ta e3oda. Kobetai ena kommati apo thn
korufh tou gnwstou daxtulidiou, sthn dwdekath wra, kai 3anarabontai oi
akres. H epembash diarkei mia peripou wra kai h epishmh katagrafh ths sta
biblia thn anaferei ws "epembash gia afairesh kusths kokkugos".
AIS0HTIKES EGXEIRHSEIS apo 400.000 mexri 1.000.000
...
AN0RWPOS - PEIRAMATOZWO 20.000 hmerhsiws
Sthn Ellada peiramata se an0rwpous einai spania alla legetai oti
ginontai se orismenes idiwtikes klinikes kai aforoun kuriws farmaka
enantion ths allergias. Sunh0ismena einai sta panepisthmiaka nosokomia ths
Amerikhs, opou enas ugihs an0rwpos pairnei mexri kai 300 $ an dex0ei na
ginoun panw tou peiramata iwn h' mu.i.kwn suspasewn. Xarakthristiko
paradeigma einai o Portorikanos skhno0eths pou xrhsimopoihse ta xrhmata
pou phre apo ta peiramata gia na gurisei thn taineia "El Mariatsi".
MONTELO SE EGKAINIA MPAR apo 20.000
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METAKLHSH AMBER SMITH 5.000.000
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METAKLHSH EVA HERZIGOVA 6.500.000
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AMOIBH KOULIANOU GIA E3WFULLO STO "FLASH" 600.000
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STHMENO REPORTAZ 250.000
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E3WFULLO SE THLEPERIODIKO mexri 100.000
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ZIGKOLO 20.000 h epafh
H timh afora th se3oualikh epafh kai ginetai eidikh sumfwnia -
"enoikio" pou mporei na afora mia nuxta h' kai ena mhna. Den uparxoun
eidikeumena "grafeia" alla oi endiaferomenes ma0ainoun tis anagkaies
plhrofories mesw gnwstwn se sugkekrimena klamp ths paralias opou suxnazoun
ta "agoria".
KOKA 35.000 - 40.000 ana grammario
Brisketai pantou me tis katallhles diasundeseis. Kukloforei polu
aneta sto jet set, kai sth Glufada kostizei 35.000 to grammario, enw ston
Peiraia briskeis gurw apo to Pasalimani stis 25.000. Sthn eparxia to
yaxneis me to dikanno, ki an to breis kostizei 40.000 kai panw. To
connection ginetai mesw "gnwstou" kai uparxei megalh pi0anothta na dwseis
ston dealer ta xrhmata kai autos na se sthsei, an den eisai taktikos
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Kalhmerizw opoion eftase ws edw :-)
O Emporas en Tsibikagw
Charalambos P. Karaolides
> Apo to Ma3 Oktwbriou, gia thn proswpikh sas euxaristhsh. Egw aplws
> antegraya. Ta dika mou sxolia mesa se []. Ar0rakia pou brhka adiafora
> paralhf0hkan (...).
>
> Apo poso kanei enas fonos, mexri poso paei h porneia, mexri poso paei h koka.
>
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> FONOS 5.000.000
> Xreiazetai kapoios pou 0a kanei to connection me to nono, pou
> einai panta gnwstos me to mikro tou onoma. Uparxoun shmera tesseris
> tetoioi nonoi. To prwto rantebou ginetai se ena opoiodhpote meros wste o
> "arxhgos" na "koyei" ton pelath. An ola pane kala, uparxei ustera apo
> treis meres deutero rantebou, se mpar, opou o nonos proeidopoiei ton
> pelath oti, an kanei "kamia anohsia", 0a ton skotwsei. O "arxhgos" den
> rwtaei pote tous logous pou exei o pelaths gia na ginei h dolofonia, alla
> prospa0ei na ton metapeisei wste na diapistwsei poso polu 0elei na ginei h
> douleia. Sth sunexeia ka0orizetai an h upo0esh prepei na fanei san atuxhma
> h' san dolofonia. Otan kanonistoun ola, ta xrhmata prokataballontai.
> Ustera, o nonos analambanei th douleia ergolabeia. O tropos ths
> dolofonias, osoi 0a summetasxoun, h pi0anh emplokh dikhgorou einai dikia
> tou upo0esh kai sumperilambanontai sth mh diapragmateusimh timh twn
> 5.000.000 drx
... Kai fusika oi lamproi dhmosiografoi tou Max ta ema0an ola auta meta
apo ba0u investigative reporting, eeee; They are pulling it out of their
ass, egguhmena pragmata!!!
kops kops (giati, to snip snip pou grafoun alloi einai kalutero;)
>
>
> TSONTA ME PRAGMATIKO 0ANATO 20.000 kai panw
> Prokeitai gia ta gnwsta snuff kai aforoun oles tis tainies me
> pragmatikous skotwmous kai oxi mono tsontes. S'autes skotwnontai
> e3a0liwmenoi metanastes h', opws sta modo movies, antifronountes se
> latinoamerikanikes xwres. Oi tainies pou kukloforoun sta ellhnika
> binteoklamp einai oles me fake skotwmous, ki'auto giati ta snuff erxontai
> apo to e3wteriko mesw paranomwn kuklomatwn kai panta me thn me0odo ths
> diplhs eggrafhs. Sta prwta 10-20 lepta h tainia exei kartoun, wste, an
> pesei sta xeria tritou, na profulax0ei o eisagwgeas, kai meta akolou0ei to
> kuriws piato.
Edw gelame - oi snuff tainies kostizoun xiliades dollaria stis HPA, kai
sthn Ellada sumfwna me to Max h timh einai 20,000 draxmes! Re empora,
mpas kai 3exases 2-3 mhdenika;;;
kops kops
>
> HRWINH mesos oros 20.000 to grammario [3erete pou einai pio fthna, e?]
> Ystera apo prwth epafh, pou ginetai sunh0ws sto "Palouki" ths Neas
> Smurnhs, sthn perioxh ths Glufadas gurw apo ton Delholanh, kai gurw apo to
> shoppingland ths Khfisias, o dealer 0a pei oti "den katalabainei ti tou
> zhtate" kai h sumfwnia 0a kleistei me to deutero rantebou. Tote, o pelaths
> dinei ta xrhmata kai thn epomenh ginetai h paradosh, wste an o emporos
> sullhf0ei na mhn kathgorh0ei gia emporia, alla gia xrhsh.
To "palouki" ths Neas Smurnhs einai ka0aro apo preza, mono fountitsa
poulane ektos an ta pragmata alla3an dramatika ston 1 1/2 xrono pou leipw.
kops kops
>
> GUMNES FWTOGRAFIES THS ALIKHS BOUGIOUKLAKH 3.000.000
> Deka fwtografies pou trabhxthkan ston A.i.-Giannh to 0eologo me
> thlefako apo markinh apostash. Stis fwtografies apeikonizetai h k.
> Bougiouklakh gumnh sthn pisina, fainetai ka0ara to sth0os, enw se duo apo
> autes diakrinetai to hbiko trixwma. Oi fwtografies periferontai sthn agora
> apo trito fwtografo kai h timh tous einai adiapragmateuth. Mexri shmera
> den tis exei agorasei kaneis, alla se kapoia stigmh 0a doun to fws ths
> dhmosiothtas, ektos an hdh exoun agorastei apo thn idia thn endiaferomenh.
Magkes, egw me ta misa lefta apokaluptw thn pragmatikh ths hlikia (nai,
nai, exw dei thn tautothta ths!)
>
> k. GIANNIKOS (prwhn dieu0unths programmatos tou Mega) 1 dis gia 3 xronia
> O prwhn dieu0unths eidhsewn tou Mega k. Giannikos phre kati
> parapanw apo 300 ekatommuria to xrono gia na paei sto Skai kai na
A-P-O-K-L-E-I-E-T-A-I. Den ginetai. Den uparxei periptwsh na phre tosa
lefta o Giannikos. O CEO tou NBC den pairnei tosa, se agora pou einai 30
fores megaluterh!!!
>
> ANHLIKH PORNH apo 50.000 thn wra
> H anhlikh ierodoulos den einai pote panw apo 17 etwn [milame gia
> sa.i.ni ar0rografo, oxi asteia] kai, logw megalhs zhthshs, oi times einai
> tsouxteres. Oso pio mikro einai to koritsi toso anebainei h tarifa.
> Paixnidi me 14xrona kai 15xrona, Rwsakia kai Roumanakia, ginetai s'ena
> mpar ths Kuyelhs. Ekei ginetai kai konsomasion. Spania ginetai ywnhsthri
> sto dromo kai h fash ginetai mesw gnwstou pou exei gnwsto. Sthn A0hna
> shmeio G 0ewreitai h gwnia 3hs Septembriou kai Marnh, mazi me olh thn
> perioxh ths plateias Ba0hs, opou uparxoun polloi Polwnoi (kai anhlikes
> Polwnes). To koritsi "proskomizetai' sta 3enodoxeia ths Plakas, ths
> Omonoias, kai tou Monasthrakiou, panta apo enan ths epixeirhshs pou an
> antilhf0ei to paramikro, e3afanizetai me to anhliko.
Koro.i.da! Ama 0elete, sas boleuw egw me 16xrona olo zoumi kai to
koukoutsi mugdalo, polu pio oikonomika - to polu-polu na sas kostisei
kamia pitsa sto Corner ths Glufadas! :)
>
> AN0RWPOS - PEIRAMATOZWO 20.000 hmerhsiws
> Sthn Ellada peiramata se an0rwpous einai spania alla legetai oti
> ginontai se orismenes idiwtikes klinikes kai aforoun kuriws farmaka
> enantion ths allergias. Sunh0ismena einai sta panepisthmiaka nosokomia ths
> Amerikhs, opou enas ugihs an0rwpos pairnei mexri kai 300 $ an dex0ei na
> ginoun panw tou peiramata iwn h' mu.i.kwn suspasewn. Xarakthristiko
> paradeigma einai o Portorikanos skhno0eths pou xrhsimopoihse ta xrhmata
> pou phre apo ta peiramata gia na gurisei thn taineia "El Mariatsi".
Ekana auth th douleia gia ena diasthma, eutuxws den mou afhse kousouri.
Ekana auth th douleia gia ena diasthma, eutuxws den mou afhse kousouri.
Ekana auth th douleia gia ena diasthma, eutuxws den mou afhse kousouri.
Eeee, ti elega; To 3exasa... A nai, 0umh0hka ti h0ela na pw.
Ekana auth th douleia gia ena diasthma, eutuxws den mou afhse kousouri.
> KOKA 35.000 - 40.000 ana grammario
> Brisketai pantou me tis katallhles diasundeseis. Kukloforei polu
> aneta sto jet set, kai sth Glufada kostizei 35.000 to grammario, enw ston
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Mhn autokolakeueste, dhmosiografiskoi ths purka.i.as! :)
> Peiraia briskeis gurw apo to Pasalimani stis 25.000. Sthn eparxia to
> yaxneis me to dikanno, ki an to breis kostizei 40.000 kai panw. To
> connection ginetai mesw "gnwstou" kai uparxei megalh pi0anothta na dwseis
> ston dealer ta xrhmata kai autos na se sthsei, an den eisai taktikos
>
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>
> Kalhmerizw opoion eftase ws edw :-)
>
> O Emporas en Tsibikagw
>
Kalh sou mera. 0a steileis twra tipota na pioume gia ton kopo mou; Oxtw
wres esbhna th mhnumatara sou! :)
Xarhs