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jgpenner
Mar 31, 2012, 7:41:25 PM3/31/12
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So this pedant walks into a bar. Actually, it's more of a restaurant
than a bar. Strictly speaking, it's a brewpub, since they have a
microbrewery on site....
than a bar. Strictly speaking, it's a brewpub, since they have a
microbrewery on site....
Play-girl
Apr 1, 2012, 1:23:14 AM4/1/12
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Vlad the Impaler walked into a bar. Rather ironic.
PzVIE
Apr 1, 2012, 4:12:45 AM4/1/12
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Two skeletons walk into a bar, one saying to the bartender: "Two beers and a mop, please!" :)
Mycroft
Apr 1, 2012, 4:19:17 AM4/1/12
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A termite walks into a bar, looks around, and asks, “Where is the bartender?”
Withnails liver
Apr 1, 2012, 4:23:49 AM4/1/12
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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a
dyslexic?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is
a dog!
dyslexic?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is
a dog!
riks
Apr 1, 2012, 4:40:03 AM4/1/12
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What goes "Pieces of seven, Pieces of seven"?
A parroty error.
Noshrok
Apr 1, 2012, 4:23:02 AM4/1/12
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Three Nazis walk into a BAR...
Yeah, I know it's a bad one. Sorry about that.
Yeah, I know it's a bad one. Sorry about that.
Bigland
Apr 1, 2012, 4:40:49 AM4/1/12
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What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
Halfway.
Halfway.
nexttothemoon
Apr 1, 2012, 6:07:38 AM4/1/12
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How many Aldie's does it take to fix a server?
Just one... but it takes him a really long time.
Too soon? :)
Just one... but it takes him a really long time.
Too soon? :)
Jeff
Apr 1, 2012, 8:57:14 AM4/1/12
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says, "Wow, it's getting really hot in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "AAAAAH!!!! Talking muffin!!!"
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Gastel
Apr 1, 2012, 8:59:17 AM4/1/12
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You know what really burns my ass? A flame about this high.
ousgg
Apr 1, 2012, 9:05:07 AM4/1/12
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I met a shepherd yesterday. He said "I've got 197 sheep and I don't
know how to round them up."
I said "Just tell people you've got 200"
know how to round them up."
I said "Just tell people you've got 200"
MisterG
Apr 1, 2012, 9:20:20 AM4/1/12
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Why did Jesus cross the road?
He was nailed to a chicken.
Sorry, that's the best I got.
He was nailed to a chicken.
Sorry, that's the best I got.
Locarno
Apr 1, 2012, 9:22:56 AM4/1/12
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so this seal walks into a club....
El Papo Fugitivo
Apr 1, 2012, 11:02:34 AM4/1/12
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
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