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Joe Schlatter

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Nov 9, 2000, 3:00:00 AM11/9/00
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While we are all watching the Florida recount, there is serious election
news coming from north of the border.

QUOTE

Canadian candidates vow to keep clothes on
November 6, 2000
Web posted at: 2:09 PM EST (1909 GMT)

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) -- One candidate bared all in the
interests of the homeless in Canada's federal election, but her rivals vowed
not to expose their own naked truth.

The issue arose over the weekend when it emerged that the New Democratic
Party (NDP) candidate in a Vancouver suburb had appeared topless in a
fund-raising calendar for a women's crisis center.

NDP candidate Lorrie Williams' opponents are all middle-aged men, and they
quickly assured voters they had no intention of following suit.

"I best not appear in the nude if I want to succeed," Liberal Party
candidate Lee Rankin, 47, told the Vancouver Sun newspaper. "Nobody would
ever want to see me nude."

A smiling Williams, 60, is photographed in the "Dames Do It For The Homeless
2001" calendar driving a red convertible car wearing nothing but sunglasses
and jewelry.

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John C. Thompson

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Nov 10, 2000, 3:00:00 AM11/10/00
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Chandler Knowles wrote:
>
> That happened in NY too! See?
>
> [Image]

Gives a whole new meanin' to the phrase "let it all hang out." It's
also obvious that hillary isn't the proud and strong woman that she is
portrayed as. I mean, after all, she couldn't possibly pass the pencil
test fer god's sake.


johnt
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"And I, I just took a ride ... On my silver machine ... And I'm feelin'
mean ..."

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Don Thompson

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Nov 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM11/16/00
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Yeah?? Well I passed the John Deere test once.My pucker string was so
tight that a John Deere couldn't pull a straight pin out of my ass.

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Don Thompson
Zoomie(BushBug)
ACA#3460
TLCB#335
Any Time, Any Place

Pull the chocks, lets get this kite in the air.
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Bill Clarke

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Nov 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM11/16/00
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Don Thompson <flas...@ix.netcom.comghost> wrote in message
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> Yeah?? Well I passed the John Deere test once.My pucker string was so
> tight that a John Deere couldn't pull a straight pin out of my ass.
>
> --
> Don Thompson

Not even a big 4-wheel drive John Deere? Damn Don T., that was some pucker
factor. <G>

They now make John Deere tractors on tracks to reduce compaction and
slippage in the fields. If ever I win the lottery!

Bill Clarke
F Troop, 17th Cav


Don Thompson

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Nov 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM11/16/00
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Not even a trac drive johnny popper Bill. You being a er armored
asshole ain't never been exposed to an airborne asshole. Now your average
armored asshole is relatively relaxed,but your average airborne asshole is
tight to start with.When you factor in a 12.7mm birdfucker you gain a bit
more pucker. Then when you factor in the 12.7mm done punched pertinent holes
in your birdy and the oil is squirtin out the side of the birdy and the AC
is sayin we gonna have to hop this one your asshole has no problem dealin
with straight pins and Johne Deeres. Me I was lucky backseater in a couple
tango birds that got shot down.I was too fucking stupid to think about if I
got shot down in the enemy area.

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Don Thompson
Zoomie(BushBug)
ACA#3460
TLCB#335
Any Time, Any Place

Pull the chocks, lets get this kite in the air.

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Herb F.

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Nov 17, 2000, 3:00:00 AM11/17/00
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Don,

Did you do the famous combat prayer?

Lord, I don't ask for much, but if you just let me get out of this
one....


Bill Clarke

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Nov 17, 2000, 3:00:00 AM11/17/00
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Yeah, I forgot to factor in the 12.7mm birdfucker. <G>

Bill Clarke
F Troop, 17th Cav

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