Mad Spammer should be turned into luggage

[David Brown]

Just when it seemed like the Mad Spammer, suspected to be MICHAEL
McCALLISTER, couldn't get any lower without actually committing the
wrongdoings he works into his fantasies, he goes from making lurid,
unsupported and nonsensical accusations against men he perceives as
enemies to doing the same for their wives. His apparently favorite nym
continues to sully the good name of small crocodilians. It's long
past time to hunt this reptile down; perhaps his hide will make
somebody a good suitcase.