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HELL WEEK for $cientology!

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Dec 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/2/97

[ Article reposted from alt.religion.scientology,fl.general,alt.religion.scientology.squick.squick.squick,alt.religion.scientology.xenu,alt.scientology,alt.scientology.scam.scam.scam,nl.scientology,talk.religion.scientology,de.soc.weltanschauung.scientology,alt.censorship,alt.test,usf.misc ]
[ Author was Mark Dallara <mdal...@kcii.com> ]
[ Posted on Tue, 02 Dec 1997 02:13:02 GMT ]

Hey Rinder! Were you ever in a fraternity? Did you even go to college?
We know that $cientology's psychotic tyrant, David Miscavige, dropped out
after the 8th grade. Abelson, at least, must have gone to some community
college or other to practice law as the Cult Consigliere.

DID ANY OF YOU SNAPPERHEADS SEE "ANIMAL HOUSE"?!?

This is Hell Week, baby. It started today. December 1st.
Guess who the pledges are?

HELL WEEK DAY 1 - Monday, December 1
------------------------------------

*WHACK!*
The New York Times runs a front-page cover story on the death of Lisa
McPherson, and the invasion by $cientology of what has become "Occupied
Clearwater".
*THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!*

*WHACK!*
The St. Petersburg Times runs a story about the cult's attempt to interfere
with the peaceful protest this Friday and Saturday in front of their
godforsaken headquarters.
*THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!*

*WHACK!*
Having received word just before Thanksgiving that Ben Shaw, OSA tool, had
written to the Clearwater City Manager and used one of my USENET posts to
try to support false claims of incitement to violence, I hand-delivered my
response to the offices of the City Manager, the Mayor, and the Police
Chief, first thing in the morning. Said response included news articles
and internal $cientology documents about the illegal operation against
writer Paulette Cooper, "Operation P.C. Freakout".
*THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!*

*WHACK!*
Anticipating the inevitable attempts at Temporary Restraining Orders, Ken
Dandar, attorney for Lisa McPherson's family, issues a letter to the cult's
attorneys demanding notice of any TRO hearings regarding the protesters.
*THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!*

*WHACK!*
NBC Nightly News does a story on the Lisa McPherson case, featuring Sandy
"The Weiner" Weinberg.
*THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!*

Oooooooooh, all that, and it's only the first day of Hell Week! NBC
Nightly News! National, and not just Hard Copy or Inside Edition! Oh,
man, the dwarf must be hopping and spinning in such a frenzy that he's
probably the spitting image of a thwarted Rumplestiltskin...
...or is that RumpledForeskin? :)

What's next, we wonders, yes we wonders, precious...

Here's a hint: Why would the Pinellas-Pasco State Attorney and the
Clearwater PD take so much time putting together an airtight case, even
allowing the defense lawyers to present their evidence, IF THEY WEREN'T
GOING TO FILE CHARGES?

Remember, Rinder, only the first few conspiring bastards to turn state's
evidence get to cut a deal. The rest of you bitches go to prison. Which
side of the fence do YOU want to be on, Ace?

The Entheta Paddle has just warmed up. Better get used to that submissive
position, punks.

--
Mark Dallara Protest $cientology Dec. 5-6
mdal...@kcii.com in Clearwater, Florida!
http://www2.kcii.com/users/dallara/

--
Reverend Modemac (mod...@tiac.net)
First Online Church of "Bob"
URL: http://www.tiac.net/users/modemac/
(FINGER mod...@sunspot.tiac.net for a FREE SubGenius Pamphlet!)

Modemac

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Dec 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/3/97

[ Posted on Wed, 03 Dec 1997 04:06:52 GMT ]

HELL WEEK DAY 2 - Tuesday, December 2
-------------------------------------

Their pasty white asses still smarting from their painful introduction to
the feeding frenzy, the Hubbard Pledges were roused early this morning for
Day 2 of $cientology Hell Week. The press, having bitten off a few chunks
already, smelled blood in the water and circled closer, like angry
PledgeMasters in a mixed metaphor...

The St. Petersburg Times ran a blistering editorial entitled, "The
Hypocrisy of Scientology". "What is outrageous is the Church of
Scientology's hypocrisy. When it suits them, Scientologists claim to be
the persecuted minority trying to exert their constitutional rights. In
this case, it suits them to deprive other citizens their free speech."
*TWHACK!*

THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!

City Manager Mike Roberto denied the cult's appeal to close the sidewalks
in front of the Ft. Harrison Roach Motel. ***FLUNK!!! START OVER!!!***
*TWHACK!*

THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!

A national news team gets more interviews and footage for a story,
including a meeting with former Clearwater Mayor (and Honorary ARSCC SP)
Gabe Cazares.
*THWACK!*

THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!

Bob Minton and I attend the annual meeting of the Tampa ACLU, which
featured a reception for incoming Florida ACLU Director Howard Simon. The
freedom fighters were very interested in the $cientology situation, and had
a hearty chuckle at Abelson's loony letter. (Incidentally, both Bob and I
are "card-carrying" members.) Key leaders of the local ACLU are now aware
of the cult's tactics and duplicity.
*THWACK!*

THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!

Brazen hypocrites like the leaders of $cientology can only fool so many
people for so long. The sheer gall is amazing and amusing - the best
support that the cult has for its claims of religious status is that
they've got balls the size of church bells. Better grab 'em and hold 'em
high, so they don't get paddled!

Boys, elephantitis of the nuts ain't pretty, especially in prison. So the
question is: who's getting nervous enough to blow, and cut a deal with the
police?

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