Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you my love?
Chive Mynde
In my dreams I did see you
With the wings of a dove
Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you my sweet?
I turned and I tumbled
In our sleep we would meet
Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you fair lass?
You looked and you searched
For me you remain chaste
- Chive
Kerry Meireis
Am I still "plonked?" LOL!
That was good, Chive.
Kerry
Where?
http://dreamwater.org/kerryntheart/
http://dreamwater.org/biz/kerrybear/
http://kerrybear.freeservers.com/
muphasa
but ain't Rhy married?
Is this something we need to keep between
ourselves?
Kirk
Muphasa, Lord of All that no one else is Lord of....
"Chive Mynde" <chyve...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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SatanBoy
Stevie Nicks you ain't. ;)
Kerry Meireis
>Correct me if I'm wrong...
>but ain't Rhy married?
>Is this something we need to keep between
>ourselves?
>
Yes, it is. So I'll just pretend I didn't see it.
:)
Kerry
>Kirk
>Muphasa, Lord of All that no one else is Lord of....
>
>"Chive Mynde" <chyve...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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>> Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you my love?
>> In my dreams I did see you
>> With the wings of a dove
>>
>> Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you my sweet?
>> I turned and I tumbled
>> In our sleep we would meet
>>
>> Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you fair lass?
>> You looked and you searched
>> For me you remain chaste
>>
>> - Chive
>>
>
>
Where?
muphasa
Kirk
Muphasa, Lord of All that no one else can seem to remember....
"Kerry Meireis" <kirby...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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Kerry Meireis
muphasa
(Pick yourself up....)
Kirk
Muphasa, Lord of Mnemonics and Acronyms.
"Kerry Meireis" <kirby...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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The Olphardt
Um...Chive?
"chaste" has a long a, so it doesn't even come close to rhyming with "lass"
You might be able to do something with the phrase "lass, to me", and
chastity, in which the a is short, and alliterates with the a in lass.
Joe
muphasa
For me, chaste you are cast.
Kirk
Muphasa... Oh whatever.
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Kerry Meireis
>PYU would you?
>(Pick yourself up....)
Moi'? (oh, thank you for spelling that out)
You have a problem with "already up?"
Chive Mynde
> On 13 Jul 2001 18:02:35 -0700, chyve...@my-deja.com (Chive Mynde) wrote:
>
> >Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you my love?
> >In my dreams I did see you
> >With the wings of a dove
> >
> >Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you my sweet?
> >I turned and I tumbled
> >In our sleep we would meet
> >
> >Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you fair lass?
> >You looked and you searched
> >For me you remain chaste
> >
> >- Chive
>
> Am I still "plonked?" LOL!
> That was good, Chive.
Kerry, while I'm sure you are a good/nice person in RL, the
reason I plonked you in the first place was because you
accept things uncritically and without examination.
That poem was perhaps, the worst poem ever written.
Intentionally.
The reference to "love", "dreams", and the "wings"
"dove" in the first stanza, are the most cliche and
trite examples I could find.
The second stanza makes absolutely no sense, and merely
exists to illustrate the cliche of the first. Additionally,
I made it sound like I was having a wet dream about Rhy.
Finally, the third stanza doesn't rhyme at all, and the
second line runs into the third.
For not noticing this biting satire, and horrible poetry,
you remain plonked.
- Chive
Science is not belief, but the will to find out.
Chive Mynde
> Correct me if I'm wrong...
> but ain't Rhy married?
> Is this something we need to keep between
> ourselves?
As humour, it is something that we need to share.
Like 99% of my posts to arw, it was written in jest.
- Chive
Science is not belief, but a will to find out.
Chive Mynde
Bad poetry is just that...bad.
That doesn't mean I haven't written good stuff.
But I don't think Rhyanon deserves it.
- Chive
Science is not belief, but the will to find out.
Chive Mynde
> news:ccd55c9c.01071...@posting.google.com...
> > Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you my love?
> > In my dreams I did see you
> > With the wings of a dove
> >
> > Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you my sweet?
> > I turned and I tumbled
> > In our sleep we would meet
> >
> > Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you fair lass?
> > You looked and you searched
> > For me you remain chaste
> >
> > - Chive
>
> Um...Chive?
Um...Old Phart?
> "chaste" has a long a, so it doesn't even come close to rhyming with "lass"
Correct. Did you think it was supposed to rhyme?
> You might be able to do something with the phrase "lass, to me", and
> chastity, in which the a is short, and alliterates with the a in lass.
I like it the way it is. Horrible.
HTH.
Kerry Meireis
>kirby...@earthlink.net (Kerry Meireis) wrote in message news:<3b4f9b84...@news.earthlink.net>...
>> On 13 Jul 2001 18:02:35 -0700, chyve...@my-deja.com (Chive Mynde) wrote:
>>
>> >Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you my love?
>> >In my dreams I did see you
>> >With the wings of a dove
>> >
>> >Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you my sweet?
>> >I turned and I tumbled
>> >In our sleep we would meet
>> >
>> >Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you fair lass?
>> >You looked and you searched
>> >For me you remain chaste
>> >
>> >- Chive
>>
>> Am I still "plonked?" LOL!
>> That was good, Chive.
>
>Kerry, while I'm sure you are a good/nice person in RL, the
>reason I plonked you in the first place was because you
>accept things uncritically and without examination.
You're right, I am nice in RL. However, you are wrong that I accept
things uncritically and without examination. I accept people for
who they are, and respect their individuality. Many things that I
"appear" to accept, are actually things that are indifferent to
me given the context and points I am looking for. Everyone's
learning is different, and therefore to accept or not accept, is
a decision to make, when they are interested, and/or not sure.
>
>That poem was perhaps, the worst poem ever written.
When I said good, it was in humor. :)
>
>Intentionally.
Obviously.
>
>The reference to "love", "dreams", and the "wings"
>"dove" in the first stanza, are the most cliche and
>trite examples I could find.
Noticed.
>
>The second stanza makes absolutely no sense, and merely
>exists to illustrate the cliche of the first. Additionally,
>I made it sound like I was having a wet dream about Rhy.'
Did ya? LOL, just kidding.
>
>Finally, the third stanza doesn't rhyme at all, and the
>second line runs into the third.
Poetry doesn't have to rhyme. I find the poetry I enjoy the
most, doesn't.
>
>For not noticing this biting satire, and horrible poetry,
>you remain plonked.
You have no idea what I noticed, and as usual misread
half of what I write, ...so - COOL, plonk away doll!
:)
Kerry
>
>- Chive
>
>Science is not belief, but the will to find out.
Where?
The 9th Witch
This must be one of the most inane and terrible poems I have ever read.
How.............befitting of Rhy!
T9W
Cardinal Fang
>> >Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you fair lass?
>> >You looked and you searched
>> >For me you remain chaste
And Willy remains henpecked.
Cardinal Fang ho...@earthlink.net
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Lead me not to temptation, I enjoy finding it myself.
Jani
Chive, that was *almost* appalling - but you managed reasonable scansion on
the first two stanzas ... could you tweak it a little so that it's truly
dreadful? :)
Jani
Chive Mynde
Better yet, I'll come up with something *worse*...
------------------------------------------------------
RHYANON, GODDESS of ARW
Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you my love?
Your preechin' and screechin', I am surely sick of;
Ranting and raving, flaming and trolling,
Suspician, distrust; Your behavior? Controlling.
I've tried to discuss on topic matters with you,
Everything from abracadabra to timbuktu;
Instead you hate and attack, you call me a bore,
An assface, a piece of shit, a crippled burger flipping whore.
But if I object to your malicious esprit,
You say, "I don't give a fuck. I'll do what I please!"
But, Rhyanon, all I want to do, is to build a rapport,
And that's when you call me, a fat smurf whore.
"Useless fuckwipe, a pudley, a chud and a sackashit,
Green card cunt, snarling wolverine bitch," you throw a fit.
Whenever anyone posts something you dislike,
You attempt to ressurect and implement the third reich.
Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you my love?
I'll look for your top-post, in this space, soon above.
muphasa
already up?
Kirk
Muphasa, Lord of Confusion.
"Kerry Meireis" <kirby...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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muphasa
Kirk
Muphasa, Lord of Innuendo Missed.
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Cardinal Fang
>RHYANON, GODDESS of ARW
<snip>
Bravo! Well done.
N.Å.G.
The first could have been bot.
The second surely was not.
Dude- these are sooooo bad!!!
Can we go back to haiku?
It's best in the end.
Nikaia
Rhyanon
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Rhyanon
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Rhyanon
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N.Å.G.
"Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> Oh, I think that's chyves' life motto.......
LOL
Ricky calls him "HandChive" for some reason, whenever I mention his name to
him.
Nik
Rhyanon
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vanda
: Pardon me while I barf.
:
Aw Rhy, I just love that sentimental nature of yours...you just can't hide
it! <snicker>
--
Laura! ©2001
http://www.catatonicstudios.com
http://www.knology.net/~vanda
: "Chive Mynde" <chyve...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
: >
:
:
The 9th Witch
> You're just jealous that you cannot inspire either hatred or love.
I wish to inspire neither. I receive a fair share of each.
T9W
N.Å.G.
> Oh, that fits too! Your Ricky's a clever nut.
LOL Yea...
Sometime I think he fell out of the walnut tree on his head. ;-)
Chive Mynde
> On 14 Jul 2001 18:10:06 -0700, chyve...@my-deja.com (Chive Mynde) wrote:
>
> >RHYANON, GODDESS of ARW
>
> <snip>
>
> Bravo! Well done.
Thanks, Fang.
Here's a gummi worm for your rat friend, sans blender.
Chive Mynde
> Pardon me while I barf.
Rhyanon, Rhyanon, why do you barf?
Is it because you're all out of larfs?
Perhaps you would like me to cheer you up?
Or toss your cookies into my loving cup?
Maybe you'd like to attack me again?
Or call my mother a big fat hen?
Rhyanon, Rhyanon, I don't mind if you vomit.
Just remember to wear nikes and catch the next comet.
- Chive
Rhyanon
skettiyos, wrinkles, hahahahaha!!!!!
Rhyanon
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Rhyanon
>:)
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Rhyanon
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N.Å.G.
> Better than falling of the turnip truck! ;D
He's not innocent, by any stretch of anybody's imagination. He's just a
Ricky-toon. ;-)
N.Å.G.
This reminds me of the Vogons in "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
They tortured people with their poetry, too.
Nik
>
> - Chive
The 9th Witch
> Surrrrre ya do, keep telling yourself that while you cry into your
> skettiyos, wrinkles, hahahahaha!!!!!
I am telling you. I don't have to tell myself. I live here. You
don't. By the way, wrinkles won't appear until the late fifties.
It's genetic.
Chive Mynde
Nikaia, Nikaia, is Rhyanon your friend?
Would you travel the galaxy with her to defend,
As the Vogons attacked you for her scathing remarks,
Like a fierce battle between Ayn Rand and Karl Marx,
Would you protect her until the last fighting ship,
Was destroyed by the firepower of Rhyanon's ego trip?
Nikaia, Nikaia, is Rhyanon your friend?
No matter your answer, my friendship I extend.
- Chive
Chive Mynde
Nikaia, Nikaia, what's best in the end?
The end of our life, at the time we transcend?
It's a lifeless eulogy we attend in a birthday suit,
(Or perhaps you enjoy taking it, up the poop-chute?)
The unexamined life is not worth living, or so they say,
Like Rhyanon's childish behavior - quite retentive, anally.
Nikaia, Nikaia, what's best in the end?
If you don't know or don't answer, I'll ask my lady friend.
- Chive
Chive Mynde
> On 13 Jul 2001 23:51:39 -0700, chyve...@my-deja.com (Chive Mynde) wrote:
>
>
> >> >Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you fair lass?
> >> >You looked and you searched
> >> >For me you remain chaste
>
Willy, Willy, smoke a doobie,
Forced to tase Rhyanon's boobies.
Does she keep you drunk and stoned,
Are you a prisoner in your own home?
Working two jobs, like a slave,
And still Rhyanon refuses to shave,
When you come home, you'd like to eat and relax,
But Suzie's eaten all the food and left you the cat,
She threatens you with house and kids,
And always eats everything in the fridge,
You've been collecting garbage all day long,
And Rhyanon's been busy sucking postal dongs,
You'd really like to take a shit,
But she keeps you working with a writ,
You know those kids aren't really yours,
So you try to forget and drink another Coors,
The bills are past due again and again,
The kids are sniffing glue, even Megan,
You haven't touched your wife in months,
But Rhyanon's 9 weeks due, more postal runts.
At least the postman likes her tits,
Maybe he'll finally support his kids.
Willy, Willy, smoke a doobie,
Forced to tase Rhyanon's boobies.
Don't worry, I won't tell,
I know your life's a living hell.
- Chive
Chive Mynde
Rhyanon, Rhyanon, do you diddle yourself?
Do you shiver and shake, like a little red elf?
Like a bee on a flower, do you tend to your garden?
Or a bird with a worm in its mouth - are you certain?
Is my name on your lips, while you masterbate -
"Chive Mynde", your dearest one and only soul mate?
Rhyanon, Rhyanon, do you diddle yourself?
If you do, I then give you, a clean bill of health.
- Chive
Chive Mynde
Rhyanon, Rhyanon, did you know?
We're not jealous of your quid pro quo.
We love the people you continue to attack,
And we hate it when you won't cut us some slack.
I'm sorry that you - William doesn't inspire,
Perhaps that's why he leaves you here - all afire.
Rhyanon, Rhyanon, did you know?
I'll inspire you, leaving you, with that special glow.
- Chive
Cardinal Fang
>"Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<j9g47.5177$JS2.6...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>...
>> Pardon me while I barf.
You need to get that bulemia treated right away.
Chive Mynde
> "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<pbg47.5182$JS2.6...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>...
> > news:1f1e2cbb.01071...@posting.google.com...
> > > chyve...@my-deja.com (Chive Mynde) wrote in message
> news:<ccd55c9c.01071...@posting.google.com>...
> > > > Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you my love?
> > > > In my dreams I did see you
> > > > With the wings of a dove
> > > >
> > > > Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you my sweet?
> > > > I turned and I tumbled
> > > > In our sleep we would meet
> > > >
> > > > Rhyanon, Rhyanon, where are you fair lass?
> > > > You looked and you searched
> > > > For me you remain chaste
> > > >
> > > > - Chive
> > >
> > > This must be one of the most inane and terrible poems I have ever read.
> > > How.............befitting of Rhy!
> > >
> > > T9W
>
> > You're just jealous that you cannot inspire either hatred or love.
>
> I wish to inspire neither. I receive a fair share of each.
>
> T9W
Ninth Witch, Ninth Witch, Appalachian Goddess Demeter,
Goddess of fertility, Mother of corn - nothing sweeter,
You instructed mankind to sow and gather to sustain,
And taught us to prepare and preserve the bountiful grain,
Don't forget you stopped growing during Persephone's disappearance,
Zeus sent Rhyanon to bargain with you, and in spite of appearance,
Rhyanon convinced you to grow grain again, and famine was averted.
Your daughter agreed to leave and return, and the seasons reasserted.
Ninth Witch, Ninth Witch, Appalachian Goddess Demeter,
Your daughter has returned, with joy, go to meet her.
- Chive
The Olphardt
> If you don't know or don't answer, I'll ask my lady friend.
>
> - Chive
>
Which are you implying here?
That Nikaia is not a lady?
Or that she is not your friend?
'Fess up now!
Joe
Chive Mynde
Olphardt, Olphardt, whatever do you mean?
I am not some kind of automated teller machine,
As I writer, I cannot dispense implications like cash,
That's up to my audience, even the white trash.
Yes, they want everything explained to them first,
Putrid sentimentality, they prefer to be coerced.
But, please! Allow for the reader to interpret for themselves,
And not to be swayed by mischievous little elves,
That seek to control and manipulate the meaning,
Of simple ideas that change perception by intervening,
In the narrative process of understanding a character,
I seek to release the reader from the confines of matter,
And open a doorway between the past and the future,
Where understanding and experience in the present are it's suture.
Olphardt, Olphardt, whatever do you mean?
Take these words and climb into my humble time machine.
- Chive
BirdTribe
Chive Mynde wrote:
Chive. This is ineffably awful. Great job!!
BirdTribe
--
"Clowns are attracted to any number of absurd realities"
visit http://www.birdtribe.net for games, animations, keys
N.Å.G.
Chyive Mynde, oh Chive Mynde, such silliness is good.
It lightens the heart and gives forth good mood
No poop-chute for me, thank you anyway
Save that stick for some misbehavior on another day
I can examine very well, and you can bet this
I'll know what I know as I sink in the mist
Some people don't know and that is their plight
For sometime I study far, far into the night
These rhymes are just rhymes, how far have you got
In coding the sourse for the Rhyanon Rhyme Bot?
Nik
>
> - Chive
Rhyanon
You genetic mutation of a wrinkled freak, you.
N.Å.G.
Rhyanon's my friend, yes it is true
Although we don't stick like paper and glue
The Vogons were slow and physicaly inept
When Ford got away they literally wept
Egos mean nothing unless given their power
By someone who obsesses by minute and hour
I care not for fighting and such
And writing in rhyme suits me very much
Before you act rashly, let me say this
The point of this all -no! I did not miss!
The fodder provided, the flood yet to come,
Give me my propers saying I helped you some.
;-)
Nik
>
> - Chive
Rhyanon
have to say 'Ricky toon' is a very apt nickname! >;D
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Rhyanon
world would be a better place, it would have to be.
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Rhyanon
want to barf if I encounter smells like you and chyve.....
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N.Å.G.
> After the photo I saw where he looked kind of like Hank Hill on LSD, I
would
> have to say 'Ricky toon' is a very apt nickname! >;D
baaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
nik
>
> "N.Ĺ.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
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> >
> > "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > news:svB47.8166$JS2.9...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > Better than falling of the turnip truck! ;D
> >
> > He's not innocent, by any stretch of anybody's imagination. He's just a
> > Ricky-toon. ;-)
> >
> > Nik
> >
> >
> > >
> > > "N.Ĺ.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
> > > news:C_m47.87402$ih.18...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com...
> > > >
> > > > "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:KCi47.5486$JS2.6...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > > > Oh, that fits too! Your Ricky's a clever nut.
> > > >
> > > > LOL Yea...
> > > > Sometime I think he fell out of the walnut tree on his head. ;-)
> > > >
> > > > Nik
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "N.Ĺ.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:Vfg47.86410$ih.17...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:qcg47.5185$JS2.6...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > > > > > Oh, I think that's chyves' life motto.......
> > > > > >
> > > > > > LOL
> > > > > > Ricky calls him "HandChive" for some reason, whenever I mention
> his
> > > name
> > > > > to
> > > > > > him.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Nik
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "N.Ĺ.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
N.Å.G.
> If only it were legal to kill such creatures. As painfully as possible.
The
> world would be a better place, it would have to be.
heh heh heh
Oh- Chive's ok. But then, he's not in love with *me*
heh heh heh
Nik
>
>
> "N.Ĺ.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
Cardinal Fang
>Ninth Witch, Ninth Witch, Appalachian Goddess Demeter,
>Goddess of fertility, Mother of corn - nothing sweeter,
>You instructed mankind to sow and gather to sustain,
>And taught us to prepare and preserve the bountiful grain,
>Don't forget you stopped growing during Persephone's disappearance,
>Zeus sent Rhyanon to bargain with you, and in spite of appearance,
>Rhyanon convinced you to grow grain again, and famine was averted.
>Your daughter agreed to leave and return, and the seasons reasserted.
>Ninth Witch, Ninth Witch, Appalachian Goddess Demeter,
>Your daughter has returned, with joy, go to meet her.
I swear I heard a giant sucking sound here. Up, somewheres.
Chive Mynde
Thank you, BirdTribe, for your encouragement,
From you, that really means a lot to me.
On Usenet, I get much discouragement,
Now I know, on something we can agree.
The newsgroup trolls leave many here biting,
And such precious time spent arguing, thus;
Now I know that I should have been writing,
Doggerel, to send the trolls on a bus.
This could take them far away from our group,
A one-way ticket to global killfiles,
Or to a kitchen, and added to soup,
This would make us break out into smiles!
Oh, to send the trolls away on a trip,
And cook them into tasty bacon strips!
- Chive
doczhiva
Savonarola needed a Pope. Hess needed a Hitler. Beria needed a Stalin.
Spengler and Kraemer needed a "True Faith". Every "True Believer"/dogmatic
needs a powerful institution or individual to merge his identity into /
justify his excess and tyranny. Chive is seeking a spiritual father. I
don't think he'll settle for a mere spiritual mother... though he might
show some respect if she's in good with his spiritual father...
"Cardinal Fang" <ho...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:dcs9lt8im3urrh1if...@4ax.com...
> On 16 Jul 2001 19:44:38 -0700, chyve...@my-deja.com (Chive Mynde) wrote:
>
> >Ninth Witch, Ninth Witch, Appalachian Goddess Demeter,
>
(SNIP)
Chive Mynde
Nikaia, your post, makes more sense than most,
For that, I am eternally grateful;
I'm happy to hear that your sluice is closed,
Even if my stick is sheathed in lambs wool.
Although, you could examine me quite well,
Such a study would prove to be worthy;
Just rent a big room, in a nice hotel,
Tell Rhyanon to join us, and Shirley.
My rhyme, I know, was in very bad taste,
And I'm sure I won't hear the end of it.
Remember, I write in very great haste,
You've said these rhymes are just rhymes, I admit.
But, a bot could never replace Suzy,
And a dog could never replace pussy.
Chive Mynde
Nikaia, you helped me, yes it is true,
To see Suzy as a human being:
Often flawed is the image we construe,
And so easy to be disagreeing.
Harder still to accept others faithfully,
On ones word or ones treatment of posters;
Rhyanon doesn't act seriously,
So it's simple to flame and to roast her.
To be grave or light: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler to be demanding -
Which hardens kind hearts through its aggression -
Or to safely promote understanding?
To post, to flame; To troll: perchance to bait:
Ay, there's the rub; It's the follow-up, mate.
Chive Mynde
>
> >Ninth Witch, Ninth Witch, Appalachian Goddess Demeter,
> >Goddess of fertility, Mother of corn - nothing sweeter,
> >You instructed mankind to sow and gather to sustain,
> >And taught us to prepare and preserve the bountiful grain,
> >Don't forget you stopped growing during Persephone's disappearance,
> >Zeus sent Rhyanon to bargain with you, and in spite of appearance,
> >Rhyanon convinced you to grow grain again, and famine was averted.
> >Your daughter agreed to leave and return, and the seasons reasserted.
> >Ninth Witch, Ninth Witch, Appalachian Goddess Demeter,
> >Your daughter has returned, with joy, go to meet her.
>
> I swear I heard a giant sucking sound here. Up, somewheres.
I swear I heard a sucking sound,
Up somewhere high, not Earthly bound,
Or did I hear it down below?
Between my legs; nobody knows.
It smelled so foul and flatulent,
No way it could be heaven sent,
From the pits of hell this arose,
I recommend you hold your nose,
I don't think this could come from God,
I guess I'll blame it on the dog.
Chive Mynde
> Savonarola needed a Pope. Hess needed a Hitler. Beria needed a Stalin.
> Spengler and Kraemer needed a "True Faith". Every "True Believer"/dogmatic
> needs a powerful institution or individual to merge his identity into /
> justify his excess and tyranny. Chive is seeking a spiritual father. I
> don't think he'll settle for a mere spiritual mother... though he might
> show some respect if she's in good with his spiritual father...
Doctor Zhivago, Doctor Zhivago,
The nurse is calling you to surgery,
You've made the special trip from Key Largo,
To get a state-financed lobotomy.
Now just sit down here, everything's allright,
We'll strap you in and get your vital signs,
You can close your eyes if the lights too bright,
Nurse, please tighten Doctor Zhivago's binds.
Just count to ten and slowly breathe in gas,
Anesthesia will help us operate,
Scalpel, suction, remove a tangled mass,
Now you won't be able to masterbate.
Doctor Zhivago, Doctor Zhivago,
The nurse is calling you to wake-up now,
They're done, you can go home to Key Largo,
But you can't speak, all you do is meow.
- Chive
Chive Mynde
> After the photo I saw where he looked kind of like Hank Hill on LSD, I would
> have to say 'Ricky toon' is a very apt nickname! >;D
Hank Hill on LSD, now that's something I had not considered,
The King tripping on liquid or gelatin, looking somewhat withered,
Captain Trips on Owsley's best is not for everyone,
Homer's peppers, Lisa's Duff Garden brew, they've all had their phun,
Now Ronald Reagan he could use a dose, and Nancy even more,
If Jerry Garcia and Cary Grant were alive, they might even be on tour,
I'm sure Pappy Bush had his share, with the CIA in the fifties,
The way Jay Stephens makes it sound, it sure sounds mighty nifty,
Mushrooms, mescaline, dimethylTRIPtamine - so many I can't count,
Terence McKenna took them all, did the Men-in-Black take him out?
Did he threaten the dominator paradigm, by encouraging free consciousness,
Or did he take too many drugs, and succumb to them, hit or miss?
Isn't every chemical in our body a drug, including the food we eat?
Isn't LSD a chemical synthesis, naturally occurring ergot on wheat?
And, aren't we guaranteed as a fundamental right, the pursuit of happiness?
Didn't the framers of the consitution, grow, and smoke cannabis?
What has changed in the last 225 years that would make us turn our backs,
On consciousness changing for consciousness' sake, it's a scientific fact,
That animals seek out abnormal behavior, through ingestion of food and drink,
And human cultures make rituals and traditions, to tickle our fancy pink,
Why must we delineate and draw lines, and offer opinions canned?
If everyone lived forever, there would be no place to stand.
So let this be a warning, to those who see giant talking bugs,
You'll end up just like me, you see, if you experiment with drugs.
- Chive
Rhyanon
but I'm too late, obviously.
"N.Å.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:q5X47.603$yE1....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > If only it were legal to kill such creatures. As painfully as possible.
> The
> > world would be a better place, it would have to be.
>
> heh heh heh
> Oh- Chive's ok. But then, he's not in love with *me*
> heh heh heh
>
> Nik
>
>
>
> >
> >
> > "N.Å.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
N.Å.G.
> Chyve's a fat shitsucking loser. I would heartily wish the worst upon
him,
> but I'm too late, obviously.
How can you tell he's fat? He doesn't write like a fat guy.... ;-)
Nik
>
>
> "N.Ĺ.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:hlX47.99141$ih.19...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com...
> >
> > "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > news:q5X47.603$yE1....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > If only it were legal to kill such creatures. As painfully as
possible.
> > The
> > > world would be a better place, it would have to be.
> >
> > heh heh heh
> > Oh- Chive's ok. But then, he's not in love with *me*
> > heh heh heh
> >
> > Nik
> >
> >
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > "N.Ĺ.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
Chive Mynde
> Chyve's a fat shitsucking loser.
> I would heartily wish the worst upon him,
> but I'm too late, obviously.
Fat I'm not, as my muscles attest,
Suck, I dare not, this shits hilarious,
Your fat, does it ripple, from legs to chest?
Through Rhaynon I'll know, vicarious.
I want to wish you the best Rhyanon,
But too late it may be, the stew is churned,
Like rubbing lotion in on,
Your face when you're sun-burned.
- Chive
Science is not belief but the will to find out.
Chive Mynde
> "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:ojg57.1052$Po6....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > Chyve's a fat shitsucking loser. I would heartily wish the worst upon
> him,
> > but I'm too late, obviously.
>
> How can you tell he's fat? He doesn't write like a fat guy.... ;-)
>
> Nik
Pretty fly for a fat guy, although that guy just isn't me,
I guess you could say I'm fat, in many ways just three:
My brain, my cock, my wallet - I'm not about to hock,
You could ask a goldigger, or just confirm it with my Doc.
- Chive
Science is not belief, but the will to find out.
CD & WL
<giggles> Hey, folks...is there an "off" button on him? ;-)
WL
Chive Mynde
> "The 9th Witch" <appalach...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1f1e2cbb.01071...@posting.google.com...
> > "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:<YuB47.8165$JS2.9...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>...
> > > Surrrrre ya do, keep telling yourself that while you cry into your
> > > skettiyos, wrinkles, hahahahaha!!!!!
> >
> > I am telling you. I don't have to tell myself. I live here. You
> > don't. By the way, wrinkles won't appear until the late fifties.
> > It's genetic.
> >
> > T9W
>
> So you admit your life is shit? I already knew that...
> You genetic mutation of a wrinkled freak, you.
Why Rhyanon, do you play these games so,
With deceitful leading questions;
You're always telling us that we're a ho,
But it's you who has sexual tension.
Your posts demonstrate that this is quite true;
"Genetic mutation" - peculiar screech;
"wrinkled freaks", "losers" and "wikkacrites" too,
Schizotypal, personality speech.
Often how many fake laughs you will write,
Symptoms, your condition remains dire;
While your denials give us insight,
In your mind, illusion remains mired.
I know you will find this hard to believe,
But reading you I must silently grieve.
- Chive
Chive Mynde
> "N.Å.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:2Sa47.147598$Md.34...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com...
>
> > It's best in the end.
> >
> >
> > Nikaia
>
Rhyanon, my sweet, will you ever learn?
Stop telling me what I am and am not;
You dislike it, it's easy to discern,
You're a hypocrite more often than not.
Prattle and rant, you get carried away,
Use hypersensitive deviant-speak;
This behavior of yours, I've seen today,
At the months end and the day of the week.
Some might call it, "PMS'ing", they say,
Or hormonal imbalance of some kind;
I wouldn't know, but I'll guess if I may,
You suffer from a disease of the mind.
Easily said, and your posts prove my point,
For self-medication, just smoke a joint.
Chive Mynde
Chive Mynde
Hay is for horses, or so I've been told,
By many folks from both near and afar;
Wild stallions untamed, trainers must mold,
Like breaking the spirits of shooting stars.
A horse is but a horse, of course, of course,
A star is just a star in the night sky;
A kiss - still a kiss, even from a horse,
I still believe that's true as time goes by.
Nay, I don't cavort with horses, that's true,
I respect them - their strength and somber mood;
Please keep horses happy, and not too blue,
Let them graze, don't make them into dog food.
You've heard my plea about my friend Flicka,
Thank you so much, alt.religion.wicca.
- Chive
Chive Mynde
> "N.Å.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:xzB47.91645$ih.18...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com...
> >
> > "Chive Mynde" <chyve...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> > news:ccd55c9c.01071...@posting.google.com...
> > > "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:<j9g47.5177$JS2.6...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>...
> > > > Pardon me while I barf.
> > >
> > > Rhyanon, Rhyanon, why do you barf?
> > > Is it because you're all out of larfs?
> > > Perhaps you would like me to cheer you up?
> > > Or toss your cookies into my loving cup?
> > > Maybe you'd like to attack me again?
> > > Or call my mother a big fat hen?
> > > Rhyanon, Rhyanon, I don't mind if you vomit.
> > > Just remember to wear nikes and catch the next comet.
> >
> > This reminds me of the Vogons in "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
> > They tortured people with their poetry, too.
> >
> > Nik
>
> If only it were legal to kill such creatures. As painfully as possible. The
> world would be a better place, it would have to be.
Rhyanon, Rhyanon, your comments are so sad, it makes me want to puke,
Just yesterday, you pranced and danced, and yelled at Kate to duke,
To blows you came, over dogs and BB's, because she advocated harm,
And here you are, what a hypocrite, your words a buzzing swarm,
You argue it's ok to kill, and murder creatures too,
Just as Kate decried tiny yapping dogs, who like to chew on shoes.
Hypocrite, O Hypocrite, thy festering name is Rhyanon,
You will find her wading in a filthy puddle stinking like an onion,
Now I know we're not related, and I trace my tree to garlic,
But if I'm wrong, I'll hop in my grocers truck until I get too car sick,
And make my way to a farmers market where there aren't any scallions,
Nor dirty mud puddles or hypocrites, where one might hide a Rhyanon.
Dear reader I hope you notice, how Rhyanon is obsessed with death,
Painful dying, killing, murdering - the negative thoughts of meth,
Addicts really think these things, and these drugs are so destructive,
The world would be a better place, if her thoughts were just constructive,
Instead of causing pain and striking like a wounded animal,
What would happen if Rhyanon helped instead of preying like a cannibal?
Chive Mynde
> "Cardinal Fang" <ho...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:iv67ltsbk99c761m8...@4ax.com...
> > On 15 Jul 2001 22:34:19 -0700, chyve...@my-deja.com (Chive Mynde) wrote:
> >
> > >"Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:<j9g47.5177$JS2.6...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>...
> > >> Pardon me while I barf.
> >
> > You need to get that bulemia treated right away.
>
> Don't project your whorish mother's illnesses on me. I love to eat, and only
> want to barf if I encounter smells like you and chyve.....
Rhyanon, Rhyanon, you reveal so much of yourself, on this fine group,
You say you love to eat and such, but have you tried hypocrite soup?
I think you would find it your favorite fare, and eat it very often,
Be careful though, don't get burned, you can't eat it in a coffin.
You speak about whores and illness so much, do you speak from experience?
It seems to me, that we write what we know, or am I just delerious?
The 9th Witch
I think he has been possessed by the spirit of Shel. He is where the
sidewalk ends. I love his sense of humor, Shel's that is.
And Chive's.
T9W
> >
Rhyanon
"N.Å.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:ojg57.1052$Po6....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > Chyve's a fat shitsucking loser. I would heartily wish the worst upon
> him,
> > but I'm too late, obviously.
>
> How can you tell he's fat? He doesn't write like a fat guy.... ;-)
>
> Nik
>
>
> >
> >
> > "N.Å.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
> > news:hlX47.99141$ih.19...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com...
> > >
> > > "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > news:q5X47.603$yE1....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > > If only it were legal to kill such creatures. As painfully as
> possible.
> > > The
> > > > world would be a better place, it would have to be.
> > >
> > > heh heh heh
> > > Oh- Chive's ok. But then, he's not in love with *me*
> > > heh heh heh
> > >
> > > Nik
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "N.Å.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
Rhyanon
"CD & WL" <c...@swbell.net> wrote in message
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>
N.Å.G.
> He never leaves his computer, ergo.....
Hell, I know people who never touch a computer and are fat. Not a good
reason. heh heh heh heh
Rhyanon
"N.Å.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:O3E57.108365$ih.21...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com...
N.Å.G.
> There's never a good reason to be a fat pigola.
Oh, now... Rickytoon's much cuddlier since he's gained weight. He's gotta be
somewhere around 260 now. I like snuggling with him in the cold weather [or
even with the a/c on full tilt] There's just something about a big man...
Nik
>
> "N.Ĺ.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:O3E57.108365$ih.21...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com...
> >
> > "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > news:YSC57.1587$P04....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > He never leaves his computer, ergo.....
> >
> > Hell, I know people who never touch a computer and are fat. Not a good
> > reason. heh heh heh heh
> >
> > Nik
> >
> > >
> > > "N.Ĺ.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
> > > news:Hmg57.172150$Md.38...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com...
> > > >
> > > > "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:ojg57.1052$Po6....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > > > Chyve's a fat shitsucking loser. I would heartily wish the worst
> upon
> > > > him,
> > > > > but I'm too late, obviously.
> > > >
> > > > How can you tell he's fat? He doesn't write like a fat guy.... ;-)
> > > >
> > > > Nik
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "N.Ĺ.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:hlX47.99141$ih.19...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:q5X47.603$yE1....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > > > > > If only it were legal to kill such creatures. As painfully as
> > > > possible.
> > > > > > The
> > > > > > > world would be a better place, it would have to be.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > heh heh heh
> > > > > > Oh- Chive's ok. But then, he's not in love with *me*
> > > > > > heh heh heh
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Nik
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "N.Ĺ.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
Chive Mynde
> "N.Å.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:Hmg57.172150$Md.38...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com...
> >
> > "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > news:ojg57.1052$Po6....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > Chyve's a fat shitsucking loser. I would heartily wish the worst upon
> him,
> > > but I'm too late, obviously.
> >
> > How can you tell he's fat? He doesn't write like a fat guy.... ;-)
> >
> > Nik
>
> He never leaves his computer, ergo.....
Rhyanon, you are wrong, again, you know,
'Fact the opposite is certainly true;
As a sysadmin I go, to and fro,
But I know you really don't have a clue.
From machine, server, and console I go,
Fixing problems and putting out fires;
Sometimes I break, talk to friends, say hello,
Other times, I sit down when I"m tired.
Fat I am not, nor have I ever been,
And I rarely sit at my computer;
Even when I'm at home, sitting, kickin',
I don't have that much time to reboot her.
So let this be, a short lesson to you,
Assumptions will land you deep in poo-poo.
- Chive
Chive Mynde
> "CD & WL" <c...@swbell.net> wrote in message
> news:CPm57.55$mw3....@nnrp3.sbc.net...
> >
> > "Chive Mynde" <chyve...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
> > news:ccd55c9c.01071...@posting.google.com...
> > > "N.?G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:<Hmg57.172150$Md.38...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com>...
> > > > "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:ojg57.1052$Po6....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > > > Chyve's a fat shitsucking loser. I would heartily wish the worst
> upon
> him,
> > > > > but I'm too late, obviously.
> > > >
> > > > How can you tell he's fat? He doesn't write like a fat guy.... ;-)
> > > >
> > > > Nik
> > >
> > > Pretty fly for a fat guy, although that guy just isn't me,
> > > I guess you could say I'm fat, in many ways just three:
> > > My brain, my cock, my wallet - I'm not about to hock,
> > > You could ask a goldigger, or just confirm it with my Doc.
> > >
> > > - Chive
> >
> >
> > <giggles> Hey, folks...is there an "off" button on him? ;-)
> > WL
>
> Sure, it's attached to a .38 slug. If only he were within range.......
Rhyanon, Rhyanon, why are you obsessed, with shooting, killing and death?
It doesn't make, very much sense, your anger seethes with each breath;
Must you threaten to kill and destroy, and write such horrible things?
What must you fear, what makes you so glum, instead I wish you would sing,
A song about love, WARM HUGS and kindness - throw in a few fuzzy bunnies,
Write it all up, post it and mail it, and change rainy days to sunny.
- Chive
Chive Mynde
> "N.Å.G." <Nika...@NOT.sc.rr.com> wrote in message
> news:O3E57.108365$ih.21...@typhoon.southeast.rr.com...
> >
> > "Rhyanon" <rhy...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > news:YSC57.1587$P04....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > > He never leaves his computer, ergo.....
> >
> > Hell, I know people who never touch a computer and are fat. Not a good
> > reason. heh heh heh heh
> >
> > Nik
>
> There's never a good reason to be a fat pigola.
Rhyanon, Rhyanon, you demonstrate a complete lack,
Of knowledge and wisdom, and a modicum of tact,
Research reveals that much obesity derives,
From genetic, environmental, and psychological drives,
The reasons are many, and they vary by person,
Each soul is good, each one much better than,
Your hateful and spiteful, judgemental biases,
That chip on your shoulder, is surely as high as,
The percentage of fat in your body you project on,
Others whose virtue exceeds and acts as a paragon,
But because of their bodily appearance you object,
To treating them as equals, and derision you subject,
On others who reflect your own inner pain and self-hatred,
Although I'm not fat, I defend all life as sacred,
No matter the size or appearance, of the people you deride,
It makes not a difference to me, to arms I will arise,
To serve and protect the rights of posters, a sort of Usenet police,
I demand equal rights and treatment, for both the skinny and obese.
Rhyanon
"The 9th Witch" <appalach...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Chive Mynde
Rhyanon, my sweet, there you go again,
Attacking posters you take offense with;
Like a weak version of Raven BlackBane,
To the darkness you turn, path of the Sith.
You walk it alone, the dark side you seek,
Cowering from light, you run from the dawn;
Into your soul, morning light tries to peek,
But you run to Billy - a cringing fawn.
For work he leaves, you are free a short time,
When he returns, abuse will you suffer;
Which you inflict upon others in kind,
As if this would somehow, make you tougher.
Rhaynon, your pain is self-evident,
To you dear, with love, this message is sent.
- Chive
Chive Mynde
Ninth Witch, Ninth Witch, I really must admit,
I haven't read those books in a while;
Back when I was sucking my mothers tit,
Those stories, read to me as a child.
Possessed I may be, but not by a Shel,
More likely, a siren, goddess or muse;
If I'm not careful, they'll lead me to hell,
Oh wiley redheads I can't help but choose!
Their fire burns brighter, their skin, whiter,
Venus would be jealous of such beauty;
Honor thy muse! This poem I write her,
Inspired by a glance of her booty.
The goddess speaks, to all of us it seems,
Listen! She whispers in the trees and streams.
- Chive
Rhyanon
"Chive Mynde" <chyve...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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Chive Mynde
Rhyanon, honey, I'm glad that you liked,
The poem I wrote to you - yes it's true;
My poor little heart, is weak at your sight,
Being me, means I feel sorry for you.
I know it's hard, for you to understand,
Sucking and fucking are all that you know;
It's not your fault, your dad, took off and ran,
After meeting your mom in a strip show.
Shortly after, you were born raving mad,
A healthy family, you never knew;
Even the man, your mom says is your dad,
He's not your father, and that makes you blue.
A warning to you, I still feel your pain,
Such yearning for love will drive you insane.
deValois
>sssh be still donkey girl
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Do me Rhy
Carl
We're bigger than Jesus! JW Lennon