Somebody Please Clue Me In.
Darla Vladschyk
KIBO's telephone has been disconnected. At least, the number *I* have
has been disconnected. So what is going on with him??
Darla
Nova Scotia, Canada
--
"I'm still here, you bastards!"
---Papillon
"Lansdellicious" Chris Lansdell
In space, nobody can hear the bill collectors calling.
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Rachel
http://www.yougotta.com/DARLA/IMAGESARK/KevinSWilsonFish.jpg
omg, you totally tricked me.
kevin's not black.
why are you doing this to me? :(
Rachel
http://www.yougotta.com/DARLA/kibocontent.htm
omg, i'm so embarrassed.
I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK!
Rachel
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p.s. there are no black people here. this is an exclusive club. you
are all racists, i am cancelling my membership.
Rachel
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this is what i get for not doing my homework.
I AM NEVER DOING MY HOMEWORK, I DON'T READ, IT'S TOO HARD.
Rachel
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http://www.yougotta.com/DARLA/kibocontent.htm
omg, you are all so white it's not even funny.
you are like wonder bread.
i think you must be anti-semites as well.
Rachel
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there is no picture of lansdellicious.
David DeLaney
>On Jun 1, 8:34 pm, Rachel <rache...@aol.com> wrote:
>> http://www.yougotta.com/DARLA/kibocontent.htm
>>
>> omg, i'm so embarrassed.
>>
>> I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK!- Hide quoted text -
Of course, you realize you have fallen into our clever Internet meme trap!
(Namely, that now that you've posted this, if you do Come Back, you owe us
all One! Thousand! (Internet!) Dollahs!)
>p.s. there are no black people here. this is an exclusive club. you
>are all racists, i am cancelling my membership.
Well, I can _sound_ black. I'm just not drawn that way, is all.
Dave
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Bryce Utting
> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 20:35:47 -0700 (PDT), Rachel <rach...@aol.com> wrote:
>>> I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK!- Hide quoted text -
>
> Of course, you realize you have fallen into our clever Internet meme trap!
>
> (Namely, that now that you've posted this, if you do Come Back, you owe us
> all One! Thousand! (Internet!) Dollahs!)
watch out for this one, Rachel, I've sent him cheques of up to Fifty!
Thousand! Internet! Dollars! any number of times, but I promise you
right now he'll deny everything.
(and if he offers compromising photos of Kent Brockman with an
octopus? HE'LL NEVER DELIVER!)
butting
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Adam Funk
>> http://www.yougotta.com/DARLA/kibocontent.htm
> p.s. there are no black people here. this is an exclusive club. you
> are all racists, i am cancelling my membership.
1. Gross generalization.
II. How do you know those are real photos?
C. The cat is mostly black.
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This sig no verb.
Glenn Knickerbocker
>> omg, you are all so white it's not even funny.
WHY DO YOU HATE NICK BENSEMA?
>> i think you must be anti-semites as well.- Hide quoted text -
Yes, we banished Plorkwort to the library.
>there is no picture of lansdellicious.
See also the New Gallery o' dQQm (comin' right at you'm!):
http://www.wiblovia.com/kibology/kibologists/kibologists.html
ŹR <<Kibo, it should be noted, looked just like a planetary, wire-haired
grim stove clock, and always had a doggerel chimera around his neck. He
had dank hams and was ill and I think he ate his own pears teh enb.>> ŹR
David DeLaney
>David DeLaney <d...@gatekeeper.vic.com> wrote:
>> (Namely, that now that you've posted this, if you do Come Back, you owe us
>> all One! Thousand! (Internet!) Dollahs!)
>
>watch out for this one, Rachel, I've sent him cheques of up to Fifty!
>Thousand! Internet! Dollars! any number of times, but I promise you
>right now he'll deny everything.
I DENY IT!
>(and if he offers compromising photos of Kent Brockman with an
>octopus? HE'LL NEVER DELIVER!)
a) you have just broke the Dave. please wait while he reboots
ii) Google Image search won't deliver it EITHER - looking for "kent
brockman" octopus starts it off already confuserated and throwing out random
Simpsons pics.
3) if I -were- to offer such photos, I think I'd have good REASON to never
deliver!
Dave "oh what a world we live in where an innocent 43-year-old can be exposed
to the image of Kent for the first time through the power of Google" DeLaney
Glenn Knickerbocker
> ii) Google Image search won't deliver it EITHER - looking for "kent
> brockman" octopus starts it off already confuserated and
winds up severely jamming the gears in your brain with this image:
http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/rotsnake2_2.gif
http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/2004/12/index.html#a0002892302
ŹR
"Lansdellicious" Chris Lansdell
Hi. I M Black. Darla hates me, her anonymous hate stalker told her so,
so I am not pictured on her page.
"Lansdellicious" Chris Lansdell
My God that pic is OLD and that site is older.
Matthew L. Martin
I am not white!11!!! I am *PINK*!11!!elevetyone!!11!!!
> you are like wonder bread.
>
> i think you must be anti-cements as well.
I consider cement to be a useful tool. If you ever want to break up an
Italian wedding, open the door and shout:
*FRESH CEMENT*!!!11!
Matthew (who may be performing this stunt in winter, 2010)
--
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people". Alexander Bullock ("My Man Godfrey" 1936):
Rachel
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Ok, is this wrong? I feel like I am taking over the group, and
shouldn't be psoting anymore, but I don't have anything else to do
that is more interesting, like watching tv. (boring).
What about Kevin S. Wilson?
I no longer remember why I thought he was black, was it guilt coming
out of my own conscience, and reading into things that were being
said, I DON'T REMEMBER. ?
It's too hard to go back and look.
I have no idea where to start.
Rachel
> On Sun, 1 Jun 2008 20:55:50 -0700 (PDT), Rachel wrote:
> >> omg, you are all so white it's not even funny.
>
> WHY DO YOU HATE NICK BENSEMA?
oh come on.
that's not the kind of "white" i was talking about, AND YOU KNOW
IT!!!!
>
> >> i think you must be anti-semites as well.- Hide quoted text -
>
> Yes, we banished Plorkwort to the library.
>
> >there is no picture of lansdellicious.
>
> See also the New Gallery o' dQQm (comin' right at you'm!):
>
> http://www.wiblovia.com/kibology/kibologists/kibologists.html
>
> ¬R <<Kibo, it should be noted, looked just like a planetary, wire-haired
> grim stove clock, and always had a doggerel chimera around his neck. He
> had dank hams and was ill and I think he ate his own pears teh enb.>> ¬R
pete
>
> KIBO's telephone has been disconnected. At least, the number *I* have
> has been disconnected. So what is going on with him??
Was it a "KLondike Five" number?
--
pete
Mark Edwards
No cluons were harmed when Rachel wrote:
>that's not the kind of "white" i was talking about, AND YOU KNOW
>IT!!!!
No we don't. Also, why do you hate Jewish people?!?
Mark Edwards
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Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request
Rachel
Because they are all dirty leftist pinko commies.
Rachel
I'm allowed to say that because that's my family.
Mom was a "red-diaper baby."
Anyway, I don't hate them, they hate me.
I have a terrible personality.
David DeLaney
>Rachel wrote:
>> p.s. there are no black people here. this is an exclusive club. you
>> are all racists, i am cancelling my membership.
>
>Hi. I M Black. Darla hates me, her anonymous hate stalker told her so,
>so I am not pictured on her page.
She doesn't hate you ENOUGH for that. It was a technical misfunction. I hear.
Dave "her Ladder of Hate reaches high places indeed" DeLaney
Bryce Utting
that's an awwwwful lot of Enb Zedders you hate as well.
butting (AND PROUD OF IT)
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That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern... are wed!
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Chris McGonnell
You're not pictured on Darla's page because you lived in NEWFOUNDLAND,
ya derned erstwhile Newfie!
Send her a wrasslin' pitcher and she'll make you Wrestling Coach.
--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"Well now you're just getting SILLY." -- Darla
** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **
Tim Serpas
>Was it a "KLondike Five" number?
Free the Klondike Five! Their only "crime" was to advocate
for the equal distribution of tasty frozen treats to good
children!
iViva el texto rojo!
Wretch
Dr. HotSalt
>
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>
> Ok, is this wrong? I feel like I am taking over the group, and
> shouldn't be psoting anymore, but I don't have anything else to do
> that is more interesting, like watching tv. (boring).
>
> What about Kevin S. Wilson?
>
> I no longer remember why I thought he was black
Everybody thinks he's black (except him).
Dr. HotSalt
Dr. HotSalt
> On Jun 1, 8:44 pm, Rachel <rache...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On Jun 1, 8:34 pm, Rachel <rache...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 1, 8:31 pm, Rachel <rache...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > > > On Jun 1, 7:49 pm, Darla Vladschyk <Darla4...@Gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > KIBO's telephone has been disconnected. At least, the number *I* have
> > > > > has been disconnected. So what is going on with him??
>
> > > > > Darla
> > > > > Nova Scotia, Canada
> > > > > --
> > > > > "I'm still here, you bastards!"
> > > > > ---Papillon
>
> > > > >http://www.yougotta.com/DARLA/
> > > > > --
>
> > > >http://www.yougotta.com/DARLA/IMAGESARK/KevinSWilsonFish.jpg
>
> > > > omg, you totally tricked me.
>
> > > > kevin's not black.
>
> > > > why are you doing this to me? :(
>
> > >http://www.yougotta.com/DARLA/kibocontent.htm
>
> > > omg, i'm so embarrassed.
>
> > > I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK!- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > this is what i get for not doing my homework.
>
> > I AM NEVER DOING MY HOMEWORK, I DON'T READ, IT'S TOO HARD.- Hide quoted text -
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS GETTING, um, whatever it was that you got.
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> http://www.yougotta.com/DARLA/kibocontent.htm
>
> omg, you are all so white it's not even funny.
I'm sorta an off-beige. I useta be darker but that was before I
moved from PHX AZ to WA state. It's much dimmer here.
> you are like wonder bread.
When I was a kid, I squished an entire loaf (crust and all) of
Wonder bread until it turned into a tortilla.
> i think you must be anti-semites as well.
I'm an anti-Hamite.
Dr. Hot"for the moment anyway"Salt
David DeLaney
>> omg, you are all so white it's not even funny.
>
> I'm sorta an off-beige. I useta be darker but that was before I
>moved from PHX AZ to WA state. It's much dimmer here.
I'm sort of orange on the legs to-day, and a cerise kind of color on the arms.
(It's okay, it shouldn't turn out to-morrow to have been a burn! on! me! or
anything. So I shouldn't be Peeling soon.) Definitely pink on teh chest & belly
tho.
>> you are like wonder bread.
>
> When I was a kid, I squished an entire loaf (crust and all) of
>Wonder bread until it turned into a tortilla.
I used to flatten sandwiches every so often; I haven't in a while.
>> i think you must be anti-semites as well.
>
> I'm an anti-Hamite.
I am proHam, and proBologna as well. I'll admit to being antiSham though.
Dave
Thurdust
> KIBO's telephone has been disconnected. At least, the number *I* have
> has been disconnected. So what is going on with him??
NASA launched him into outer space this weekend.
Adam Funk
> KIBO's telephone has been disconnected. At least, the number *I* have
> has been disconnected. So what is going on with him??
Is he stuck in the Cone of Silence?
--
I put bomb in squirrel's briefcase and who gets blown up? Me!
"Lansdellicious" Chris Lansdell
Oh noes! I'm dead! My life was ruined!
> Send her a wrasslin' pitcher and she'll make you Wrestling Coach.
>
Wrestling and Tax Accounting 101
> --
> Chris McG.
> Harming humanity since 1951.
> "Well now you're just getting SILLY." -- Darla
>
> ** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **
Adam Funk
> Oh noes! I'm dead! My life was ruined!
You were fervently aligned
You had kibovision
You were lucky
You survived
--
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Agent Rogersz: "Increase the voltage."
Leila: "What if he's innocent?"
Agent Rogersz: "No one is innocent. Proceed" (Cox 1984)
David DeLaney
>On 2008-06-03, "Lansdellicious" Chris Lansdell wrote:
>> Oh noes! I'm dead! My life was ruined!
>
>You were fervently aligned
>You had kibovision
>You were lucky
>You survived
Would you like your possessions spot-checked?
Dave "level 23+5i" DeLaney
Adam Funk
>>You were fervently aligned
>>You had kibovision
>>You were lucky
>>You survived
>
> Would you like your possessions spot-checked?
Poor Spot!
> Dave "level 23+5i" DeLaney
Why does everything have to be so complex?!?!?
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Adam Funk
> (and if he offers compromising photos of Kent Brockman with an
> octopus? HE'LL NEVER DELIVER!)
s/with/as/
http://www.newsfroup.net/images/broctopus.jpg
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its friends.
Tim Serpas
>I used to flatten sandwiches every so often; I haven't in a while.
I've been lately as I've started adding a slice of toast
as a layer. Without smashings, the result is just a little
too thick.
Wretch
Jim Vandewalker
(in article <6alq0tF...@mid.individual.net>):
I'M THE DEAD GUY!!1!!!
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Tim Chmielewski
news:gsn644lv04t75q8m8...@4ax.com:
>
>
> KIBO's telephone has been disconnected. At least, the number *I* have
> has been disconnected. So what is going on with him??
>
He has important leatherman duties to attend to, or as been shipped off to
the old folk's home.
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Tim Serpas
>He has important leatherman duties to attend to, or as been shipped off to
>the old folk's home.
www.leathermanservices.com He has his own truck and
everything! Will come to you!
W
Adam Funk
> I'm an anti-Hamite.
I noticed recently that a shop with a permanent "HALAL MEAT & CHICKEN"
sign has a new paper sign in the window "WE NOW SELL PRAWNS AND KING
PRAWNS". That raises two questions for me:
(1) SAT-style:
treif : kosher :: X : halal ?
(II):
Are crustaceans not X?
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Blinky the Shark
This is just a misunderstanding. The shop is owned by Hal and Al, but
they used a budget sign painter.
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Glenn Knickerbocker
> (1) SAT-style:
> treif : kosher :: X : halal ?
> (II):
> Are crustaceans not X?
Does http://www.ifanca.org/newsletter/2002_09.htm have to do your
homework for you?
> Some have opined that anything, which can only live in water, is Halal
> while creatures that can live in and out of the water are haram. The
> latter would include crabs, turtles, frogs, etc.
I'm not sure where this leaves giant space lobsters, capybaras, and
candiru.
ŹR
Adam Funk
> Adam Funk wrote:
>> (1) SAT-style:
>> treif : kosher :: X : halal ?
>> (II):
>> Are crustaceans not X?
>
> Does http://www.ifanca.org/newsletter/2002_09.htm have to do your
> homework for you?
Yes, thanks. So the answers are:
(1) haram;
(B) a definite maybe.
>> Some have opined that anything, which can only live in water, is Halal
>> while creatures that can live in and out of the water are haram. The
>> latter would include crabs, turtles, frogs, etc.
>
> I'm not sure where this leaves giant space lobsters, capybaras, and
> candiru.
None of the shops around here sell any of those.
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Darla Vladschyk
>Hi. I M Black. Darla hates me, her anonymous hate stalker told her so,
>so I am not pictured on her page.
Nono. My Personal Hater told me I was MEEN to you, not that I hated
you. I don't hate you, even though I DO think you're a few fries
short of a Happy Meal.
Send me an interesting pic of you in your wrestling garb and I'll find
a space for it in Darlaville.