Perpendicular universes

t0...@unb.ca

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Apr 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/2/96

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I suggest that the perpendicular universe to another is that in which
everything is opposite to the one in question. Perpendicular to this one, we
would all be made of anti-matter. 1+1 would be -2. The sun would
be a weak black hole. nospmiS JO would be a peaceful, law-abiding citizen.
Automobiles would have much larger rear-view mirrors. 008-1 numbers would
cost $4/min. Megahard would be the least successful software company in
existence. And Giftcertificate Opendoors would be living on the streets.
Cameras would be inordinately large with 35 km film. Doors '59 would be
running your computer. Humans would be capable of rational thought. Finally
there would be a channel 1 on your TV. Although the rest would be negative.
And the sound would blow your ears out when you first turned it on. The
outernet would interconnect lawnmowers around the globe, and so you wouldn't
be reading this.

JY
NB, Canada, Earth, Unknown Universe.

James McIninch

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Apr 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/2/96

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t0...@unb.ca wrote:
: I suggest that the perpendicular universe to another is that in which

The true irony is that the opposite of a parallel universe is a normal
universe (at least for universes with a dimensionality greater than two).
So, logically, regardless of which universe you are in, it's not a parallel
one because to you it would seem normal.

Pat, Scott, or Bryan

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Apr 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/2/96

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See, then? It *did* work.

just me....

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Apr 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/4/96

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In article <t0kx.128...@unb.ca>, t0...@unb.ca says...

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>I suggest that the perpendicular universe to another is that in which
>everything is opposite to the one in question.

Ha ha ha ha, sounds like Bizarro land in the old Superman comics!

Pierre Vannieuwerburgh

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Apr 5, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/5/96

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tr...@magmacom.com

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Apr 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/6/96

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Pierre Vannieuwerburgh wrote:
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Apr 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM4/6/96

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Haven't you ever met anyone with sort of an "orthogonal" point of view about
things. Their from the perpendicular universe maybe.

William J. Evans

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Apr 7, 1996, 4:00:00 AM4/7/96

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John Webster

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Apr 7, 1996, 4:00:00 AM4/7/96

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In article <4k0232$2...@nw002.infi.net>,

"Me no like pork chops...that's why me eat them all!"
Bizarro Superman

John Webster