Telstra's new voice recognition!!
Peter Lucas
10seconds telling you of this new and wonderful voice recognition system
that is in place, so you wait............... and say the name that you want
the number of, then you wait......... and the computer tells you that it is
patching you thru' to an operator!!
Lea B
"Peter Lucas" <> wrote ...
hasn't that been around for about a year now ??
DJ!
Maybe if you didn't speak LIKE A COMPLETE FSCKING RETARD, Peter......
Just a thought.
DJ!
John Mares.
"Peter Lucas" <sky...@earthling.net> wrote in message
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True... stupid system.. if it was smart it would know it was you and tell
you to piss off and hang up on you.
--
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"DJ!"
<iwantedthelongestemailaddressintheworldandithinkifoundit@iwantedthelongestd
omainnameintheworldandthisisaprettygoodone.com> wrote in message
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About time DJ! you've been away bludging... leave all the work to the
drones...
Peter Lucas
"DJ!"
<iwantedthelongestemailaddressintheworldandithinkifoundit@iwantedthelongestd
omainnameintheworldandthisisaprettygoodone.com> wrote in message
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Here you go, a phone number you need to call.
1300 655506
It's the Literacy Hotline.
Peter Lucas
"John Mares." <LUCAS.LOWERS.THE.TONE.OF@ozdebate> wrote in message
news:lLDs7.97860$bY5.4...@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
> "DJ!"
>
<iwantedthelongestemailaddressintheworldandithinkifoundit@iwantedthelongestd
> omainnameintheworldandthisisaprettygoodone.com> wrote in message
> news:hv16rtsg8qdebe42t...@4ax.com...
> > On Thu, 27 Sep 2001 17:40:41 +1000, "Peter Lucas"
> > <sky...@earthling.net> wrote:
> >
> > >What a joke!! You ring 12455 for the Directory Assistance and they
spend
> > >10seconds telling you of this new and wonderful voice recognition
system
> > >that is in place, so you wait............... and say the name that you
> want
> > >the number of, then you wait......... and the computer tells you that
it
> is
> > >patching you thru' to an operator!!
> >
> > Maybe if you didn't speak LIKE A COMPLETE FSCKING RETARD, Peter......
>
> About time DJ! you've been away bludging... leave all the work to the
> drones...
You got it in one there, drone.
Peter Lucas
"John Mares." <LUCAS.LOWERS.THE.TONE.OF@ozdebate> wrote in message
>
> "Peter Lucas" <sky...@earthling.net> wrote in message
> news:3bb305dd$0$29905$724e...@reader2.ash.ops.us.uu.net...
> > What a joke!! You ring 12455 for the Directory Assistance and they
spend
> > 10seconds telling you of this new and wonderful voice recognition system
> > that is in place, so you wait............... and say the name that you
> want
> > the number of, then you wait......... and the computer tells you that it
> is
> > patching you thru' to an operator!!
>
> True... stupid system.. if it was smart it would know it was you and tell
> you to piss off and hang up on you.
Hahahahahahahaha!! You funny, wog boy. You on TV?
DJ!
<sky...@earthling.net> wrote:
>You got it in one there, drone.
Speak clearly, moron. We can't understand you.
DJ!
DJ!
<sky...@earthling.net> wrote:
>Here you go, a phone number you need to call.
>
>1300 655506
>
>It's the Literacy Hotline.
Still giving your goat foaming hand-shandies, Peter?
Freak.
DJ!
ant
"Peter Lucas" <sky...@earthling.net> wrote in message
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just say operator and it puts you straight through, after haveing it give me
the wrong number and hang up on me i vowed never to use the stupid job
destroying technology again.
ant
Peter Lucas
"DJ!"
<iwantedthelongestemailaddressintheworldandithinkifoundit@iwantedthelongestd
omainnameintheworldandthisisaprettygoodone.com> wrote in message
You're all bitter and twisted because you're a loner, right?
Stop spending your money on gadgets, go to a Lonely Hearts club somewhere
and get yourself a girl (or boy) and you'll find your life will be so much
more satisfying. And get your mummy to teach you how to iron your shirt
collars down and put a tie on properly, you look like a dag!
Peter Lucas
"DJ!"
<iwantedthelongestemailaddressintheworldandithinkifoundit@iwantedthelongestd
omainnameintheworldandthisisaprettygoodone.com> wrote in message
Nahhhh, I was going to say your girlfriend.......... but you don't have
one!! But then again, the goat maybe yours?
Lea B
"August" <> wrote ...
> "John Mares." wrote...
> || "Peter Lucas" <> wrote ...
> || > What a joke!! You ring 12455 for the Directory Assistance and they
spend
> || > 10seconds telling you of this new and wonderful voice recognition
system
> || > that is in place, so you wait............... and say the name that
you
> || want
> || > the number of, then you wait......... and the computer tells you
that it
> || is
> || > patching you thru' to an operator!!
> ||
> || True... stupid system.. if it was smart it would know it was you and
tell
> || you to piss off and hang up on you.
>
> *snort*
how come you have stolen the *snort*
you once ridiculed me for ?
Lea B
"August" wrote ...
> "Lea B" wrote...
> || "August" <> wrote ...
> || > *snort*
> ||
> || how come you have stolen the *snort*
> || you once ridiculed me for ?
>
> imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
*blush*
Spooky Guy Next Door
(augus...@hotmail.com) posted the following...
> In an attempt at an articulated response, "Lea B" wrote...
> imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
*snort*
--
Mark Gallagher
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DJ!
<sky...@earthling.net> wrote:
>Nahhhh, I was going to say your girlfriend.......... but you don't have
>one!! But then again, the goat maybe yours?
ROLF! ROLF!
Come on, Petey. Are you using some "Flaming for Dummies - 1992
Edition"? Stop pulling yourself over pictures of plump 13yo Canadian
girl scouts in bikinis and come up with something original.....
....or at least something written in the last 2-3 years.
DJ!
DJ!
<sky...@earthling.net> wrote:
>You're all bitter and twisted because you're a loner, right?
>Stop spending your money on gadgets, go to a Lonely Hearts club somewhere
>and get yourself a girl (or boy) and you'll find your life will be so much
>more satisfying. And get your mummy to teach you how to iron your shirt
>collars down and put a tie on properly, you look like a dag!
Pot. Kettle. Black.
You tell your story so well, Petey. I'm not the one up past 3am
posting drivel to a newsgroup.
But, why do you need to assume that everyone is in your unenviable
position in life? Just out of curiosity, have you resolved your
bedwetting problem? Still telling your mother that you spilled a glass
of orange juice in bed every night?
Help is available. Just ask Andy for some advice.
DJ!
Peter Lucas
"DJ!"
<iwantedthelongestemailaddressintheworldandithinkifoundit@iwantedthelongestd
omainnameintheworldandthisisaprettygoodone.com> wrote in message
> On Thu, 27 Sep 2001 22:24:42 +1000, "Peter Lucas"
> <sky...@earthling.net> wrote:
>
> >You're all bitter and twisted because you're a loner, right?
> >Stop spending your money on gadgets, go to a Lonely Hearts club somewhere
> >and get yourself a girl (or boy) and you'll find your life will be so
much
> >more satisfying. And get your mummy to teach you how to iron your shirt
> >collars down and put a tie on properly, you look like a dag!
>
> Pot. Kettle. Black.
I already know how to iron my collars down and how to put a tie on properly.
You need more lessons.
>
> You tell your story so well, Petey. I'm not the one up past 3am
> posting drivel to a newsgroup.
So now you've become the 'Posting Time Nazi' as well?
>
> But, why do you need to assume that everyone is in your unenviable
> position in life?
I don't need to assume anything. We can all see you're a loner by the
photo's you post.
Have you ticked 'Yes' to the organ donation box on your drivers licence? If
so, have you considered suicide? It'd make your lonely life finally have
some meaning even if it is just to be an incubator for a set of lungs for
somebody worthwhile.
>Just out of curiosity, have you resolved your
> bedwetting problem? Still telling your mother that you spilled a glass
> of orange juice in bed every night?
No need to, I killed her.
> Help is available. Just ask Andy for some advice.
Don't tell me........ you taught him everything?
DJ!
<sky...@earthling.net> wrote:
>I already know how to iron my collars down and how to put a tie on properly.
>You need more lessons.
My word - you DO have such an extensive skillset.
Can you use those on Work for the Dole?
>So now you've become the 'Posting Time Nazi' as well?
Just stating the facts. If you don't like it - go to bed a little
earlier.
>I don't need to assume anything. We can all see you're a loner by the
>photo's you post.
LOL. And you seriously think I'd post my entire family/friends
collection for you? Get a clue, please. They're fresh and full of
flavour this time of the year.
>>Just out of curiosity, have you resolved your
>> bedwetting problem? Still telling your mother that you spilled a glass
>> of orange juice in bed every night?
>
>No need to, I killed her.
Forwarded to rep...@crimestoppers.com.au - no need to tell us.
>Don't tell me........ you taught him everything?
<Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn>
You really should get some more sleep.
DJ!
Peter Lucas
"DJ!"
<iwantedthelongestemailaddressintheworldandithinkifoundit@iwantedthelongestd
omainnameintheworldandthisisaprettygoodone.com> wrote in message
> On Fri, 28 Sep 2001 13:34:36 +1000, "Peter Lucas"
> <sky...@earthling.net> wrote:
>
> >I already know how to iron my collars down and how to put a tie on
properly.
> >You need more lessons.
>
> My word - you DO have such an extensive skillset.
>
> Can you use those on Work for the Dole?
Why? You think you may have a case to introduce them on your detail?
> >So now you've become the 'Posting Time Nazi' as well?
>
> Just stating the facts. If you don't like it - go to bed a little
> earlier.
And end up a loner loser like you?? I don't think so!!
> >I don't need to assume anything. We can all see you're a loner by the
> >photo's you post.
>
> LOL. And you seriously think I'd post my entire family/friends
> collection for you?
Why not? You've been a pathetic wanker with most of your pictures to date.
>
> >>Just out of curiosity, have you resolved your
> >> bedwetting problem? Still telling your mother that you spilled a glass
> >> of orange juice in bed every night?
> >
> >No need to, I killed her.
>
> Forwarded to rep...@crimestoppers.com.au - no need to tell us.
Cool, look forward to hearing from them.
> >Don't tell me........ you taught him everything?
>
> <Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn>
>
> You really should get some more sleep.
hahahahaha!! The last resort of a loser.
Run away, fat little boy.
Andy B
> hahahahaha!! The last resort of a loser.
> Run away, fat little boy.
I wouldn't be too concerned.. quite frankly, I agree with what you said...
DJ needs to forget the gadgets, and get a woman (or boi, or sheep).
Maybe he feels the only way to justify his own pathetic little existence is
to be abusive to others, thus making him feel like he is powerful and
strong.
The best thing you can do is killfile him. I did, and it works well :-)
Andy B
news:BVlt7.16203$Tv6....@news1.rdc1.nsw.optushome.com.au...
I of course expect this post to be replied to by DJ with more bollocks of
abuse, which of course will just prove my point.
However, as he is killfiled, nothing will show. Heh, tis great.
Sky Rider
ok DJ can be a total twat sometimes (sorry Deej <g>) ... but he's a
founder member of the group and he makes a valuable contribution on
the odd occasion he drops in.... no matter how odd it is :))
kill file his other personas if you want... but you kill file him as
DJ and you'll lose a damn site more than you gain!
Peter Lucas
"Sky Rider" <OD...@cyberscriber.com> wrote in message
news:2mlcrtsneh7bo2c70...@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 15:38:09 GMT, someone let "Andy B"
> <an...@optushome.com.au> write:
>
> >"Peter Lucas" <sky...@earthling.net> wrote in message
> >news:3bb4adfd$0$2827$4c41...@reader0.ash.ops.us.uu.net...
> >
> >
> >> hahahahaha!! The last resort of a loser.
> >> Run away, fat little boy.
> >
> >I wouldn't be too concerned.. quite frankly, I agree with what you
said...
> >DJ needs to forget the gadgets, and get a woman (or boi, or sheep).
> >
> >Maybe he feels the only way to justify his own pathetic little existence
is
> >to be abusive to others, thus making him feel like he is powerful and
> >strong.
From the safety of his loungeroom!!
> >The best thing you can do is killfile him. I did, and it works well :-)
Nahh, haven't killfiled him. I've seen most of his stuff is crap, so
whenever he posts something, I just skip over it.
>
> ok DJ can be a total twat sometimes (sorry Deej <g>) ... but he's a
> founder member of the group
Seems quite a few "founding members" of this group are total twats
sometimes!!
> kill file his other personas if you want...
Such as.....................???? (Mouldy, C.Crinklechip???)
John Mares.
Carefull, Loo Cars will have yer rooting DJ! before you know it.
Sky Rider
<Frontline.of.the.war.on.stupidity!@ozdebate> write:
<snip>
>> ok DJ can be a total twat sometimes (sorry Deej <g>) ... but he's a
>> founder member of the group and he makes a valuable contribution on
>> the odd occasion he drops in.... no matter how odd it is :))
>> kill file his other personas if you want... but you kill file him as
>> DJ and you'll lose a damn site more than you gain!
>Carefull, Loo Cars will have yer rooting DJ! before you know it.
ooer.... form a circle... form a circle.... :)
Spooky Guy Next Door
(sky...@earthling.net) posted the following...
> > On Sat, 29 Sep 2001 15:38:09 GMT, someone let "Andy B"
> > <an...@optushome.com.au> write:
> >
> > >"Peter Lucas" <sky...@earthling.net> wrote in message
> > >news:3bb4adfd$0$2827$4c41...@reader0.ash.ops.us.uu.net...
> > >
> > >
> > >> hahahahaha!! The last resort of a loser.
> > >> Run away, fat little boy.
> > >
> > >I wouldn't be too concerned.. quite frankly, I agree with what you
> said...
> > >DJ needs to forget the gadgets, and get a woman (or boi, or sheep).
> > >
> > >Maybe he feels the only way to justify his own pathetic little existence
> is
> > >to be abusive to others, thus making him feel like he is powerful and
> > >strong.
>
> From the safety of his loungeroom!!
As opposed to you?
Spooky Guy Next Door
(OD...@cyberscriber.com) posted the following...
Form a circle round him thrice?
John Mares.
"Spooky Guy Next Door" <mgall...@cyberfuddle.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.16217177c...@news.cis.dfn.de...
> As slimy things with legs walked upon the slimy sea, Sky Rider
> (OD...@cyberscriber.com) posted the following...
>
> > On Sun, 30 Sep 2001 03:48:39 GMT, someone let "John Mares."
> > <Frontline.of.the.war.on.stupidity!@ozdebate> write:
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > >> ok DJ can be a total twat sometimes (sorry Deej <g>) ... but he's a
> > >> founder member of the group and he makes a valuable contribution on
> > >> the odd occasion he drops in.... no matter how odd it is :))
> >
> > >> kill file his other personas if you want... but you kill file him as
> > >> DJ and you'll lose a damn site more than you gain!
> >
> > >Carefull, Loo Cars will have yer rooting DJ! before you know it.
> >
> > ooer.... form a circle... form a circle.... :)
>
> Form a circle round him thrice?
Cover your eyes you 16 yo schoolboy prat with extensive computer
experience...
This is serious HOMO stuff!
Spooky Guy Next Door
(Frontline.of.the.war.on.stupidity!@ozdebate) posted the following...
Hmmm
Shoulda been "weave a circle round him thrice", followed by "for he hath
<something something /> and drunk the milk of paradise"
Hmmm, milk.
Gah!
Sky Rider
errrrr....... no.
>Hmmm, milk.
errrrr....... no.
>Gah!
errrrr....... no.
Peter Lucas
"John Mares." <Frontline.of.the.war.on.stupidity!@ozdebate> wrote in message
news:noAt7.105599$bY5.5...@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Cover your eyes you 16 yo schoolboy prat with extensive computer
> experience...
It's good that you want to protect the object of your obsession from some
things, but........
> This is serious HOMO stuff!
A subject you are well versed in, I have no doubt.
Sky Rider
maybe he knows people in the army??
Lea B
"Spooky wrote ...
> Sky Rider posted the following...
> > "John Mares."wrote:
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > >Carefull, Loo Cars will have yer rooting DJ! before you know it.
> >
> > ooer.... form a circle... form a circle.... :)
>
> Form a circle round him thrice?
he's talking about the daisy-butt-chain ... or whatever it's called.
pay attention !
Peter Lucas
"Lea B" <le...@cybergal.com> wrote in message
news:9p6utj$h5oj4$1...@ID-68626.news.dfncis.de...
But you do have to notice it's only the schoolboy, the old fart and wog boy
that talk about daisy-butt-chains!!
Must be a very select clique they are in!!
Lea B
"Peter Lucas" <> wrote ...
> "Lea B" wrote ...
> > "Spooky wrote ...
> > > Sky Rider posted the following...
> > > > "John Mares."wrote:
> > > >
> > > > <snip>
> > > >
> > > > >Carefull, Loo Cars will have yer rooting DJ! before you know it.
> > > >
> > > > ooer.... form a circle... form a circle.... :)
> > >
> > > Form a circle round him thrice?
> >
> > he's talking about the daisy-butt-chain ... or whatever it's called.
> > pay attention !
>
> But you do have to notice it's only the schoolboy, the old fart and wog
boy
> that talk about daisy-butt-chains!!
> Must be a very select clique they are in!!
actually, it's MOUL's line.
and poor Carrot didn't even know what he'd signed up for !
Spooky Guy Next Door
b...@cybergal.com) posted the following...
> and poor Carrot didn't even know what he'd signed up for !
I get that a lot.
BTW, what was that little talk we had about using peoples' preferred
names?
Spooky Guy Next Door
(sky...@earthling.net) posted the following...
>
Doesn't being excessively ageist, racist and homophobic get tiresome
after a while?
Spooky Guy Next Door
b...@cybergal.com) posted the following...
> "Spooky wrote ...
Can't help it - I see lines from Coleridge everywhere these days :o)
Lea B
"Spooky wrote ...
> Lea B posted the following...
>
> > and poor Carrot didn't even know what he'd signed up for !
>
> I get that a lot.
>
>
> BTW, what was that little talk we had about using peoples' preferred
> names?
We did ?
Besides, Carrot is cute ... it suits you ...
smallg greg Spooner
"August" <augus...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1622d2f32...@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
> In an attempt at an articulated response, "Lea B" wrote...
>
> || Besides, Carrot is cute ... it suits you ...
>
For what ?_____
greg
>
> --
>
> Augie
> http://www.ozdebate.com
>
> Do something useful with your PC - help Cancer research
> http://members.ud.com/vypc/cancer/
>
> I'm not confused, I'm just well-mixed.
Spooky Guy Next Door
b...@cybergal.com) posted the following...
> "Spooky wrote ...
You think I'm a large, orange pointy thing?
<insulted />
:o)
Unknown
wrote:
>In an attempt at an articulated response, "Lea B" wrote...
>
>||
>I like the fluffy green bit on the top...
Perhaps you should try dating men who shower more than once a month
then.
ant
> <an...@optushome.com.au> write:
>
> >"Peter Lucas" <sky...@earthling.net> wrote in message
> >news:3bb4adfd$0$2827$4c41...@reader0.ash.ops.us.uu.net...
<edit>
> >
> >Maybe he feels the only way to justify his own pathetic little existence
is
> >to be abusive to others, thus making him feel like he is powerful and
> >strong.
<edit>
a case of projection on the lucas's part in the above sentance maybe?
ant
ant
> As slimy things with legs walked upon the slimy sea, Peter Lucas
> (sky...@earthling.net) posted the following...
>
> >
> > "Lea B" <le...@cybergal.com> wrote in message
> > news:9p6utj$h5oj4$1...@ID-68626.news.dfncis.de...
> > >
> > > "Spooky wrote ...
> > > > Sky Rider posted the following...
> > > > > "John Mares."wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > <snip>
> > > > >
> > > > > >Carefull, Loo Cars will have yer rooting DJ! before you know it.
> > > > >
> > > > > ooer.... form a circle... form a circle.... :)
> > > >
> > > > Form a circle round him thrice?
> > >
> > > he's talking about the daisy-butt-chain ... or whatever it's called.
> > > pay attention !
> >
> > But you do have to notice it's only the schoolboy, the old fart and wog
boy
> > that talk about daisy-butt-chains!!
> > Must be a very select clique they are in!!
>
> Doesn't being excessively ageist, racist and homophobic get tiresome
> after a while?
>
based on observations of the lucas i guess the answer to your question would
be nope.
ant
ant
> As slimy things with legs walked upon the slimy sea, Lea B (lea-
> b...@cybergal.com) posted the following...
>
> > "Spooky wrote ...
> > > Sky Rider posted the following...
> > > > "John Mares."wrote:
> > > >
> > > > <snip>
> > > >
> > > > >Carefull, Loo Cars will have yer rooting DJ! before you know it.
> > > >
> > > > ooer.... form a circle... form a circle.... :)
> > >
> > > Form a circle round him thrice?
> >
> > he's talking about the daisy-butt-chain ... or whatever it's called.
> > pay attention !
>
> Can't help it - I see lines from Coleridge everywhere these days :o)
>
ant