Thanks Clemens (and Henrik for the previous post).
This is the newest possible kernel (3.10.9).
As per Henrik, I spent the whole night googling around, I haven't
found a possible solution, so I returned the unit to store, which
kindly refunded me the money.
I am not sure what to do next. I don't want to reinvest this money
into another Windows 8 laptop. Here in the UK Linux Emporium sells
overpriced and slightly obsolete laptops and I don't honestly think
they're worth the money. A desktop is out of the question at the
moment (maybe if there was a tiny all-in-one).
I like tablets but it's quite clear that Stuart (and possibly Eric)
are not willing to invest time and money into porting the ARM build
fully onto tablets (this has been discussed at length on LQ forums).
That doesn't leave me much room for running Slackware on bare metal.
This one may have well been my last ever Slackware installation. Pity!
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Ottavio