Kill Bill Alternate Script
ynotssor
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> Pointless, stupid, and not really that funny, I present to you my
> alternate script for Kill Bill: Vol 1
I was thinking of posting the video of a salt-water skier wearing a baseball
cap, who flipped off the top of a wave and took a mighty crash, called Bill
Krill.
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Greg Evans
>> Pointless, stupid, and not really that funny, I present to you my
>> alternate script for Kill Bill: Vol 1
>
> I was thinking of posting the video of a salt-water skier wearing a
> baseball cap, who flipped off the top of a wave and took a mighty
> crash, called Bill Krill.
Or the version where they attempt to do him in by feeding him huge
quantities of rich food, called Fill Bill....
Larry Krzewinski
Keep it up and I'm going to send you a bill.
Reply to larrykz at charter dot net.
Kingbarry2000
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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You would bill Bill ?
The mafia wants to chill Bill.
The grandmothers want to dill Bill.
The fishmongers want to gill Bill.
The opry wants hill Billy.
etc.
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"Kingbarry2000" <kingbar...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Larry Krzewinski
<kingbar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >>> Pointless, stupid, and not really that funny, I present to you my
>> >>> alternate script for Kill Bill: Vol 1
>> >>
>> >> I was thinking of posting the video of a salt-water skier wearing a
>> >> baseball cap, who flipped off the top of a wave and took a mighty
>> >> crash, called Bill Krill.
>> >
>> >Or the version where they attempt to do him in by feeding him huge
>> >quantities of rich food, called Fill Bill....
>>
>> Keep it up and I'm going to send you a bill.
>>
>
>
>You would bill Bill ?
Actually I was going to send Greg a butterbill since he's been so
interested in ducks lately.
>Welcome to Usenet. Wear a cup.
BTW, this coffee cup looks kinda funny on my head. Am I wearing it
wrong?
nemo
potato clock helps too.
Greg Evans
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>> Kingbarry2000 wrote:
>>>>>>> Pointless, stupid, and not really that funny, I present to you
>>>>>>> my alternate script for Kill Bill: Vol 1
>>>>>> I was thinking of posting the video of a salt-water skier
>>>>>> wearing a baseball cap, who flipped off the top of a wave and
>>>>>> took a mighty crash, called Bill Krill.
>>>>> Or the version where they attempt to do him in by feeding him huge
>>>>> quantities of rich food, called Fill Bill....
>>>> Keep it up and I'm going to send you a bill.
>>> You would bill Bill ?
>> Actually I was going to send Greg a butterbill since he's been so
>> interested in ducks lately.
>>> Welcome to Usenet. Wear a cup.
>> BTW, this coffee cup looks kinda funny on my head. Am I wearing it
>> wrong?
>
> You have to wear a cup early in the morning or you'll be late for
> work, A potato clock helps too.
But the fact that the whistle actually blows at seven dwarves and
under-mines your point.
nemo
Greg Evans <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
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You're missing an "is" which means that's not a sentence. Life Imprisonment.
That's what you call a sentence!
It should be Life Imprisonment for wearing a baseball cap, and Death for
wearing it backwards.
Greg Evans
> Greg Evans wrote:
>> nemo wrote:
>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>>> Kingbarry2000 wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>> Pointless, stupid, and not really that funny, I present to you
>>>>>>>>> my alternate script for Kill Bill: Vol 1
>>>>>>>> I was thinking of posting the video of a salt-water skier
>>>>>>>> wearing a baseball cap, who flipped off the top of a wave and
>>>>>>>> took a mighty crash, called Bill Krill.
>>>>>>> Or the version where they attempt to do him in by feeding him
>>>>>>> huge quantities of rich food, called Fill Bill....
>>>>>> Keep it up and I'm going to send you a bill.
>>>>> You would bill Bill ?
>>>> Actually I was going to send Greg a butterbill since he's been so
>>>> interested in ducks lately.
>>>>> Welcome to Usenet. Wear a cup.
>>>> BTW, this coffee cup looks kinda funny on my head. Am I wearing it
>>>> wrong?
>>> You have to wear a cup early in the morning or you'll be late for
>>> work, A potato clock helps too.
>> But the fact that the whistle actually blows at seven dwarves and
>> under-mines your point.
>
> You're missing an "is" which means that's not a sentence. Life
> Imprisonment. That's what you call a sentence!
I intended it to be read as, "But the fact that the whistle actually blows
at seven, dwarves and under-mines your point." (note the extra punctuation)
It appears that the clause of your confusion is that I was missing parse of
my sentence. Oh well, it's a comma-n mistake.
nemo
Tim Bruening
Clinton?
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Why do people want to write scripts about assassinating former President
> Clinton?
>