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Tim Bruening
Feb 22, 2008, 6:18:55 AM2/22/08
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Greg Evans wrote:
> Palema wrote:
> > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >> TinDrummer found these unused words floating about:
> >>> Tim Bruening wrote:
> >>>> laughyoazzoff.com wrote:
> >>>>> Farmer #1: Should I milk this cow?
> >>>>> Farmer #2: No, the udder one.
> >>>> That's a cheesy pun if I ever saw one.
> >>> milk it for all its worth.
> >> Puns belong on the udder side ...
> >
> > That's low
>
> Of course - is there any other kine?
Bemuse: What a bee/cow crossbreed does.
Tim Bruening
Feb 22, 2008, 6:19:21 AM2/22/08
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Ceasing: Computerized song.
Ceasing: Ocean song.
Cleansing: Song with no swear words.
Crossing: Christian song.
Dressing: Singing clothing.
Dressing: Singing salad.
Tim Bruening
Feb 22, 2008, 6:20:05 AM2/22/08
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nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:431E7FB0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Degrade: What a demon teacher does.
>
> Degrade: What a demon road builder does.
>
> Deeding: Demon bell.
>
> Deity: Tea of the Gods.
>
> Delude: Demon tricks people.
Deluge: Demon who rides a small narrow sled while wearing an all-over
condom!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1795000/images/_1795747_luge_run300.jpg
Sled-rider who sells cigarettes: Tobogganist.
(Billy Conolly.)
Develop: Demon that processes photos and builds houses.
Tim Bruening
Feb 22, 2008, 6:20:54 AM2/22/08
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Circuit Tree: Electrical tree.
Consensual: Against sexual stimulation.
Sly Ding: Foxy Chinese.
Subgrid: Place to play underwater football. Anyone care to speculate on
how to play such a game? How would you pass or kick the football any
distance? How would you run the football?
Roaming: Wandering vase.
Tim Bruening
Feb 22, 2008, 6:21:08 AM2/22/08
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I feel CHILE enough to wear a KASHMIR sweater and an AFGHAN.
Cashmere: Sweater made of money.
Tim Bruening
Feb 22, 2008, 6:22:01 AM2/22/08
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Forbore: Against entertainment.
Forbore: In favor of oil drilling.
Forbore: In favor of holes.
Forehead: In favor of oral sex.
Foreplay: In favor of recreational sex.
TSB
Feb 22, 2013, 5:36:16 PM2/22/13
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Washington: Our cleanest President.
TB
Feb 23, 2015, 1:34:26 AM2/23/15
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Happy 283rd Anniversary of George Washington's birth, and The Chair of Saint Peter the Apostle Day on February 22.
Happy 1st Anniversary of the Ukrainian Revolution!
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165 days to Hiroshima Day, Saints Xystus, Felicssimus, and Agapitus Day, and The Transfiguration of the Lord Day on August 6. 165 days since Saint Pulcheria Day and Saint Nicholas of Tolentino Day on September 10.
Happy 1st Anniversary of the Ukrainian Revolution!
Washington: A task that requires a really big washing machine.
5 days since Saint Julian Day, Mardi Gras, Fat Tuesday, and Shrove Tuesday on February 17. 5 days to Saint Gabriel of Our Lady of Sorrow Day on February 27.
10 days since the 206th birthday of Abraham Lincoln, and also of Charles Darwin on February 12. 10 days since Seven Holy Founders of the Sevites Day. Abraham: Early Jewish porcine. 10 days to Pope Saint Lucius I, Martyr Day, Saint Francis of Assissi Day, and Saint Casmir Day on March 4.
15 days since Bl. Pope Pius IX Day and Saint Romauld, Abbot Day on February 7. 15 days to Saint Frances of Rome Day, and Saint Dominic Day on March 9.
20 days since Saint Cornelius the Centurian Day, the Presentation of the Lord Day, and Groundhog Day on February 2. 20 days to Pi Day, Saint Matildis Day and Saint Maud Day on March 14.
25 days since 2 to the 7th (1/28), Saint Peter Nolasco Day, and Saint Thomas Aquinas Day on January 28. 25 days to Saint Joseph Day on March 19.
30 days since Saint Vincent Day, Saint Marianne Cope Day, Saint Emerentiana, Martyr Day, and Saint Raymond of Pennyfort Day on January 23. 30 days to Saint Gabriel the Archangel Day on March 24.
35 days to Palm Sunday, Saints Jonas, Barachisius, and Companions Day on March 29. 35 days since Saint Prisca Day and Feast of the Chair of Saint Peter of Rome on January 18.
40 days to Good Friday and Saint Richard of Chichester Day on April 3. 40 days since Saint Hilary Day on January 13.
45 days since Saint Appolinaris Day and 01/08/15 on January 8. 45 days to Saint Julie Billiart Day on April 8.
46 days to Iraq Liberation Day and Saint Mary of Cleophas Day on April 9.
50 days since Saint Genevieve Day and The Most Holy Name of Jesus Day on January 3. 50 days to Saint Hermenegild, Martyr Day, Bl. Ida, and Bl. Margaret Day on April 13.
51 days to Saint Justin, Martyr Day and Saints Valerian, Tiburtius, and Maximilian Day on April 14.
55 days to Saint Apollonius Day on April 18. 55 days since Saint Thomas Becket, Martyr Day and Saint David, King Day on December 29.
56 days to Pope Saint Leo IX Day and Bl. James Duckett Day on April 19.
60 days since Christmas Eve on December 24. 60 days to Saint George, Martyr Day and Saint Adalbert Day on April 23.
61 days to National Arbor Day, Saint Fidelis Sigmaringen, Martyr Day, and Saint Euphrasia Day on April 24.
65 days since Bl. Pope Urban V Day on December 19. 65 days to Saint Peter Chanel Day, Saint Louis Grignion de Montfort Day, and Saint Paul of the Cross Day on April 28.
66 days since Immaculate Conception Day on December 8.
70 days since the 3rd Sunday of Advent, Saint John of the Cross Day, and Saints Nicasius, Eutropia and Companions, Martyrs Day on December 14. 70 days to the 5th Sunday of Easter and Saints Timothy and Maura Day on May 3.
75 days since Saint Juan Diego Cuauhtlatoatzin Day and Saint Leocadia Day on December 9. 75 days to Apparition of Saint Michael Day and VE Day on May 8.
80 days since Saint Barbara, Martyr Day, Saint John Damascene Day, and Saint Peter Chrysologus Day on December 4. 80 days to Our Lady of Fatima Day and Saint Robert Bellarmine Day on May 13.
81 days to Ascension Day, Saint Matthias Day, and Saint Boniface Day on May 14.
85 days since Small Business Saturday, Saint Saturninus Day and the Vigil of Saint Andrew, Apostle on November 29. 85 days to Victoria Day, Saint John I Day, Saint Eric Day, and Saint Venantius, Martyr Day on May 18.
90 days to my brother Chris' birthday and Saint John Baptist de Rossi Day on May 23. 90 days since Saint Andrew Dung-Lac and Companions Day, Saint John of the Cross Day, Saint Chrysogonus, Martyr Day, and 117 Martyrs of Vietnam Day on November 24.
95 days to Saint Bernard of Menthon Day and Saint Augustine of Canterbury Day on May 28. 95 days since Saint Elizabeth, Queen of Hungary Day and Pope Saint Pontianus, Martyr Day on November 19.
100 days since Saint Josaphat, Martyr Day and Saint Laurence O'Toole Day on November 14. 100 days to Saints Peter, Erasmus, and Marcellinus, Martyrs Day on June 2.
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110 days since the GOP landslide, Saint Charles Borromeo Day and Saint Vitalis and Agricola, Martyrs Day on November 4. 110 days to THE MOST SACRED HEART OF JESUS DAY, Saint John of Saint Facundo [us] Day and Saints Basilides, Cyprinus, Nabor, and Nazarius, Martyrs Day on June 12.
115 days since Saint Isadore the Farmer Day, Saints Crispin and Crispinian, Martyrs Day, and Saints Chrysanthus and Daria, Martyrs Day on October 25.
115 days to Saint Botolph Day, Saint Rainier Day, and Saint Gregory Brbarigo Day on June 17.
120 days to Saint Paulinus of Nola Day on June 22. 120 days since Saint John Cantius Day, Saint Irene Day, and Saint Paul of the Cross Day on October 20.
125 days since Saint Paul of the Cross Day, Saint John Cantius Day and Saint Irene Day on October 20. 125 days to Saint Cyril of Alexandra Day on June 27.
130 days since Saint Teresa of Avila/Jesus Day on October 15.
135 days to Saint Cyril and Methodius Day on July 7. 135 days since Saint Francis Borgia Day on October 10.
140 days since Saint Placidus and Companions, Martyrs Day, Saint Faustina Kowalska Day, and Bl. Raymond of Capua Day on October 5.
141 days since Yom Kippur, Saint Francis of Assisi Day, and Sputnik Day on October 4.
145 days since Saint Jerome Day on September 30. 145 days to Saint Alexis the Begger Day on July 17.
150 days since Rosh Hashanah 5775, Saint Cleophas Day and Bl Herman the Cripple Day on September 25. 150 days to Saint Mary Magdalen Day on July 22.
155 Days to my brother Ben's 16th anniversary, Saint Pantaeon, Martyr Day, and Pope Saint Celestine Day on July 27. 155 days since Saint Eustace and Companions, Martyrs Day and the Vigil of Saint Matthew on September 20.
165 days to Hiroshima Day, Saints Xystus, Felicssimus, and Agapitus Day, and The Transfiguration of the Lord Day on August 6. 165 days since Saint Pulcheria Day and Saint Nicholas of Tolentino Day on September 10.
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