March 10 Puns
Tim Bruening
Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 18:10:32 -0700, "MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
> >Larry Krzewinski wrote: A humourous joke.
> >
> >Mos asks: Can we really do that here?
>
> It's against the bylaws and counts as ten demerits but who the heck is
> gonna enforce it?
Chattering: Ring that talks as much as the donkey on Shrek.
Donkey: Unlocks the Mafia.
Monkey: Unlocks a monestary.
Turkey: Unlocks Thanksgiving.
Tim Bruening
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
news:a39b6017ln6tcl59t...@4ax.com...
> On 27 Mar 2004 10:53:13 GMT, johnnai...@aol.com (Johnnaishwerner)
found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >A musician was recently hospitalized with a bad case of
scherzophrenia.
> They administered too much medication and he lay in a coda for days.
Coda: Husband of Coma.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Sritk <sr...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:20040228003013...@mb-m27.aol.com...
> > Hate crime-how I feel about lawbreaking.
> > Hate speech-why I don't talk much.
> > Hate groups-why I don't belong to any clubs.
>
> Hateable: Why I eat on the floor.
> Hatefulness: Why I don't eat much.
Haiti: I don't like that drink.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Hating: I dislike bells.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:419EFC9C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:40A1E2CF...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Gillian V wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:4etf109tf60ia4nsf...@4ax.com...
> > > > > > On 28 Jan 2004 13:18:39 GMT, Dr Tormento <re...@togroup.com>
found
> > > these
> > > > > > unused words floating about:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >"KIMEVANS" <kime...@bigpond.com> wrote in
> > > news:YPNRb.32277$Wa.4650@news-
> > > > > > >server.bigpond.net.au:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >> I think I may have caught bird flu....I'm feeling rather
> peckish.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >That's no way to beakin a thread!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, it's not a crop, her start.
> > > > >
> > > > > It's enough to get you into a flap, though.
> > > >
> > > > Balk balk balk balk balk!
> > > >
> > > You have *five* snooker tables? So you got thirty pockets. You
must be
> very
> > > rich.
> >
> > Snooker: Deceitful dog.
>
> Snue-cur: Frummer lady kheled.
Frummer: Out of the ocean.
Hubble: What a space turkey says.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4118738E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Babble: Cross between a sheep and a male cow.
> >
> > Bubble: A fat male cow.
> >
> > Hortense: A nervous prostitute.
> >
> > Hubble: Very far seeing bull.
> >
> > Gable: Homosexual bull.
> >
> > Lamba: Male sheep that has bred.
> >
> > Rubble: A ruined bull.
> >
> > Yuba: Sound of a female sheep (Ewe) or a tree sheep (Yew).
> >
> > Yuban: Ban on female sheep or a certain tree (Yew).
>
> Bubble Sextant: Baby male cow who guards the church ornaments and can
not
> only jump over the moon but can also shoot the stars and sun.
Sextant: Ant on Viagra.
Tim Bruening
Consummating: Bells on their honeymoon.
Fornicating: Bells having sex.
Heating: Hot male bell.
Hurting: Female bell that's into BMDS.
Sheeting: Female bell under the covers.
Tim Bruening
Nick Bell wrote:
> "J. A. Mc." <jaSA...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
news:49dntvk3g5mbi9ojj...@4ax.com...
> | On Sat, 13 Dec 2003 16:10:41 -0800, "Nick Bell"
> | <nicand_n...@yahoo.com> found these unused words floating
about:
> |
> | >
> | >"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in ...
> | >| On Sat, 13 Dec 2003 14:29:53 -0800, "Nick Bell"
> | >| <nicand_n...@yahoo.com> found these unused words floating
about:
> | >| >
> | >| >Holy Shi'ite. Always on the Sunni side.
> | >| >
> | >| Nice ... got any more mon?
> | >
> | >Another one rung up for Ladder Day.
> | >
> | Perhaps Tuna ... somthing to feed the cat o' lick yourself?
> |
>
> There's Salmon fur The Seventh Day Adventist
Salmon Rusdie?
Satanic Verses: Devilish poetry or songs.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 20:54:06 +0000, Tom Staight
<use...@templeofdreams.net>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >nemo wrote:
> >
> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
> >>
> >>>Liable: Fibbing male cow.
> >>>
> >>>Libel: Another such male cow.
> >>>
> >>>Liability: Tea that makes you prevaricate.
> >>>
> >>>Rely: To lie again.
> >>
> >> Relay: To screw again.
> >
> >Rewind: A tornado does a U-turn.
>
> Rebel: Dong ding-a-ling agin.
Hubbell: Bell on a car wheel.
Realize: True Lies.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4183E97D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41822E90...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Halloween Puns:
> > > >
> > > > SUB: Sports Utility Broom, flown by wealthy witches. I saw this
pun
> in
> > > > a Mother Goose and Grimm 2 years ago.
> > > >
> > > > Pumpkin: Relative of a pump.
> > > >
> > > > Halloweenie: Hallowed out hot dog.
> > >
> > > Or what a very fat man can say without the aid of a mirror after
he's
> lost a
> > > lot of weight!
> > > >
> > > > Booting: Ghost bell or ringing ghost.
> >
> > The vampire baseball game was called on account of sun.
> >
> They were a bit too late though and the sun turned them all to dust.
After
> that, all they could take part in was Ashletics.
The zombie baseball team also fell to pieces.
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Nemo
Heights!
Nemo
wearing spectacles.
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Nemo wrote:
Are you Syriaous?
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Nemo
dust-off!
Nemo
Clue: Seabird wearing tails - no coat - just tails one of which was his own,
a top hat and cane, doing a dance and telling jokes: Comic Tern!
Nemo
> Hubbell: Bell on a car wheel.
>
> Realize: True Lies.
>
here with "Replace Lid Immediately After Winding" writted on a plate on it,
that gets very noisy indeed when the battleship it's on becomes literally
laterally terribly tilted!
This one might have come off here . . .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Belfast_%28C35%29
Nice, innit?!!
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