Another Wooden Pun
Himminy Snibbler
clumsiness.
Jo Ann Klein
>I once worked at a lumber mill. My job was to walk or move with heavy
>clumsiness.
Oakay, maple I'm not very smart. I don't get it.
Greg Evans
Jo Ann Klein <nu...@clark.net> wrote in message
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Did the mill have its own plod of land from which to harvest clumps of
trees?
A.M.H.
Jo Ann Klein wrote in message
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Himminy Snibbler wrote in message <372f1d84...@news.gte.net>...
>>I once worked at a lumber mill. My job was to walk or move with heavy
>>clumsiness.
>Oakay, maple I'm not very smart. I don't get it.
Me needle. Wood someone of-fir an explanation?
Himminy Snibbler
wrote:
>Himminy Snibbler wrote in message <372f1d84...@news.gte.net>...
>
>>I once worked at a lumber mill. My job was to walk or move with heavy
>>clumsiness.
>
>Oakay, maple I'm not very smart. I don't get it.
lum-ber v. To walk or move with heavy clumsiness.
I was employed at a place where this lumber was milled.
It's a double entendre on the word "Lumber", therefore.
Gee, I hope this joke is funny now. Maybe you all think my puns are
too, umm, obscure or not even funny. I try to hit a range of topics
and use several styles.
*Actually, I did work at a lumber mill in 1973 that bucked up and cut
planks of redwood in California. :)
Himminy Snibbler
I meant Cedar, not redwood. Thanks.
Albert Ross
Himminy Snibbler wrote in message <372fbfcb...@news.gte.net>...
Megan Waves
On Tue, 4 May 1999 13:05:28 -0400, "Greg Evans" <gr...@larkbooks.com>
wrote:
>
>Jo Ann Klein <nu...@clark.net> wrote in message
>news:4vFX2.384$qh4....@iad-read.news.verio.net...
>Himminy Snibbler wrote in message <372f1d84...@news.gte.net>...
>
>>I once worked at a lumber mill. My job was to walk or move with heavy
>>clumsiness.
>
>Oakay, maple I'm not very smart. I don't get it.
>
>Did the mill have its own plod of land from which to harvest clumps of
>trees?
>
The owner was a tramp. Someone called the copse. I saw it all.
Greg Evans
> Greg Evans wrote:
> >Jo Ann Klein wrote:
> >Himminy Snibbler wrote:
> >
> >>I once worked at a lumber mill. My job was to walk or move with heavy
> >>clumsiness.
> >
> >Oakay, maple I'm not very smart. I don't get it.
> >
> >Did the mill have its own plod of land from which to harvest clumps of
> >trees?
> >
> The owner was a tramp. Someone called the copse. I saw it all.
A panel was brought in to crosscut-examine the witness (a real stud, and
quite board by the proceedings); but when it came time to post the results,
they were stumped.
JHines7734
>Date: 5/4/1999 11:21 AM Central Daylight Time
>Message-id: <372f1d84...@news.gte.net>
>
>I once worked at a lumber mill. My job was to walk or move with heavy
>clumsiness.
I played poker with a man who worked in a lumber mill. I had two pairs, but he
had four trees.
Mr Mulliner
>
>I played poker with a man who worked in a lumber mill. I had two pairs,
but he
>had four trees.
>
>
That's nothing...being a veteran lumber mill worker, my friends called me
lefty. Of course, when we all played poker, everybody had better hands than
I did.
A.M.H.
JHines7734 wrote in message <19990505161006...@ng36.aol.com>...
>>From: snib...@my.forest (Himminy Snibbler)
>>Date: 5/4/1999 11:21 AM Central Daylight Time
>>Message-id: <372f1d84...@news.gte.net>
>>
>>I once worked at a lumber mill. My job was to walk or move with heavy
>>clumsiness.
>
but he
>had four trees.
>
>
All together now!
... and a card trick in a pair tree
Megan Waves
wrote:
>Megan Waves wrote:
>> Greg Evans wrote:
>> >Jo Ann Klein wrote:
>> >Himminy Snibbler wrote:
>> >
>> >>I once worked at a lumber mill. My job was to walk or move with heavy
>> >>clumsiness.
>> >
>> >Oakay, maple I'm not very smart. I don't get it.
>> >
>> >Did the mill have its own plod of land from which to harvest clumps of
>> >trees?
>> >
>> The owner was a tramp. Someone called the copse. I saw it all.
>
>A panel was brought in to crosscut-examine the witness (a real stud, and
>quite board by the proceedings); but when it came time to post the results,
>they were stumped.
>
This could grove very serious. The solution is clear cut. We must
take appropriate steps.
Bob C.
Jo Ann Klein wrote:
> Himminy Snibbler wrote in message <372f1d84...@news.gte.net>...
>
> >I once worked at a lumber mill. My job was to walk or move with heavy
> >clumsiness.
>
> Oakay, maple I'm not very smart. I don't get it.
I'm knot-holely sure what he means either. Maybe he got some big red-wood
pregnant, and she had a boy and is charging him with tree son.
Luis Salinas
apache (helecopter) puns. So far my interest is going
down.
LS
Greg Evans
Shall we issue a Collective groan, or just tell him to sit on it and Spin?
J.A. McCulloch
I don't know, is he some sort of a Jesus Nut?
Dennis Hammes
That was differential -- I'm clutching myself...
--
dmh
http://blitz.org/fishhook/
Robert Amesz
|Please I have on the edge of my seat waiting for
|apache (helecopter) puns. So far my interest is going
|down.
|
It is? Try "banking puns" instead!
Jonathan Tsu-Wei Su
: Luis Salinas wrote:
: > Please I have on the edge of my seat waiting for
: > apache (helecopter) puns. So far my interest is going
: > down.
: Shall we issue a Collective groan, or just tell him to sit on it and Spin?
:
:
:
I'm surprised at you! This is a pun newsgroup! We should be posting with
the speed of a striking Cobra! Leaping like Chinook! Leaving everyone
else be_Hind_...
Jonathan "If I could figure out a way to work Sirkorsky into this ..."
Greg Evans
> Greg Evans wrote:
> : Luis Salinas wrote:
> : > Please I have on the edge of my seat waiting for
> : > apache (helecopter) puns. So far my interest is going
> : > down.
> :
> : Shall we issue a Collective groan, or just tell him to sit on it and
Spin?
> :
> :
> :
> I'm surprised at you! This is a pun newsgroup! We should be posting with
> the speed of a striking Cobra! Leaping like Chinook! Leaving everyone
> else be_Hind_...
I hear you clear as a Bell.
Ron Forsch
>Greg Evans (gr...@larkbooks.com) wrote:
>: Luis Salinas wrote:
>: > Please I have on the edge of my seat waiting for
>: > apache (helecopter) puns. So far my interest is going
>: > down.
>:
>: Shall we issue a Collective groan, or just tell him to sit on it and Spin?
>:
>:
>:
>I'm surprised at you! This is a pun newsgroup! We should be posting with
>the speed of a striking Cobra! Leaping like Chinook! Leaving everyone
>else be_Hind_...
We should hold an election to ratify helicopter puns. Rotor approval
is important.
J.A. McCulloch
Veni, Vidi, da Vinci!
He...@loves.you!!!
~Please I have on the edge of my seat waiting for
~apache (helecopter) puns. So far my interest is going
~down.
You said a mouthful (OK, that wasn't about choppers, does that make me an
Indian giver?).
Dennis Hammes
If a chopper pilot wakes up with his feet sticking out the tent, is he a
dewey Huey looie?
-- Sky "Crane" King
--
dmh
http://blitz.org/fishhook/
Jimmy Snibbler
<lsal...@Bayou.UH.EDU> wrote:
>Please I have on the edge of my seat waiting for
>apache (helecopter) puns. So far my interest is going
>down.
>
>LS
>
Chee, I'm no detective but I think an Apache Helicopter is one shot of
corn whiskey, a jigger of cactus juice and half a can of Budweiser.
Bob C.
Ron Forsch wrote:
> j...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Jonathan Tsu-Wei Su) wrote:
>
> >Greg Evans (gr...@larkbooks.com) wrote:
> >: Luis Salinas wrote:
> >: > Please I have on the edge of my seat waiting for
> >: > apache (helecopter) puns. So far my interest is going
> >: > down.
> >:
> >: Shall we issue a Collective groan, or just tell him to sit on it and Spin?
> >:
> >:
> >:
> >I'm surprised at you! This is a pun newsgroup! We should be posting with
> >the speed of a striking Cobra! Leaping like Chinook! Leaving everyone
> >else be_Hind_...
>
> We should hold an election to ratify helicopter puns. Rotor approval
> is important.
Let's not get in a flight over this. Have the Rotary Club handle it.
Bob C.
Jimmy Snibbler wrote:
> On Thu, 6 May 1999 15:17:31 -0500, Luis Salinas
> <lsal...@Bayou.UH.EDU> wrote:
>
> >Please I have on the edge of my seat waiting for
> >apache (helecopter) puns. So far my interest is going
> >down.
> >
> >LS
> >
>
> Chee, I'm no detective but I think an Apache Helicopter is one shot of
> corn whiskey, a jigger of cactus juice and half a can of Budweiser.
The hurricane that hit a used car lot yesterday, was called Apache
Helicopter because it did some auto rotation.
Michael Underwood
man saying we will have apache fog this morning.
MU
Pierre Abbat
>Please I have on the edge of my seat waiting for
>apache (helecopter) puns. So far my interest is going
>down.
Don't know about the copters, but I would navajo the ground once the seeds have
sprouted.
phma
Dennis Hammes
>
> Ron Forsch wrote:
>
> > j...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Jonathan Tsu-Wei Su) wrote:
> >
> > >Greg Evans (gr...@larkbooks.com) wrote:
> > >: > Please I have on the edge of my seat waiting for
> > >: > apache (helecopter) puns. So far my interest is going
> > >: > down.
> > >: Shall we issue a Collective groan, or just tell him to sit on it and Spin?
> > >:
> > >:
> > >:
> > >I'm surprised at you! This is a pun newsgroup! We should be posting with
> > >the speed of a striking Cobra! Leaping like Chinook! Leaving everyone
> > >else be_Hind_...
> >
> > We should hold an election to ratify helicopter puns. Rotor approval
> > is important.
>
> Let's not get in a flight over this. Have the Rotary Club handle it.
Foils, cursed again. Too bad our humourous abilities are so cyclic.
Let's not get in a flap over it; try to get in there and pitch.
--
dmh
http://blitz.org/fishhook/
Bob C.
Dennis Hammes wrote:
Yaw! That was Boeing.
Pugget
This thread keeps going around and around and around. I don't think it
will ever get off the ground. Maybe we should shoot it down.
Dennis Hammes
Who? We?
--
dmh
http://blitz.org/fishhook/
Kim
i guess that reasoning is sound. i see the apache puns are found. in fact, i'd say they
abound. no wonder the first poster frowned. it took awhile for us to come 'round. but
now here they are all in a mound.
wow...i must really be wound. (sorry...i'm usually not this obnoxious...it's great to
be bak!) <G>
"when 800 years old YOU shall be...look as good...YOU will not!" --Master Yoda (STAR
WARS)
kim
newsguy
Megan Waves wrote in message <373446d4...@news.netbistro.com>...
>On Wed, 5 May 1999 14:51:04 -0400, "Greg Evans" <gr...@larkbooks.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Megan Waves wrote:
>>> Greg Evans wrote:
>>> >Himminy Snibbler wrote:
>>> >
>>> >>I once worked at a lumber mill. My job was to walk or move with heavy
>>> >>clumsiness.
>>> >
>>> >Oakay, maple I'm not very smart. I don't get it.
>>> >
>>> >trees?
>>> >
>>> The owner was a tramp. Someone called the copse. I saw it all.
>>
>>A panel was brought in to crosscut-examine the witness (a real stud, and
>>quite board by the proceedings); but when it came time to post the
results,
>>they were stumped.
>>
>
>This could grove very serious. The solution is clear cut. We must
>take appropriate steps.
I bough to your suggestion that we truncate this now. Problem is, I still
don't twig, though this all seems plane to everyone else. And I just can't
leaf it alone......
Wooden I like to know what this is all about .....
Devi Singer
newsguy wrote in message <7hqc2c$1o...@news2.newsguy.com>...
>
>Megan Waves wrote
, "Greg Evans" wrote:
>>>Megan Waves wrote:
>>>> Greg Evans wrote:
>>>> >Jo Ann Klein wrote:
>>>> >Himminy Snibbler wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >>I once worked at a lumber mill. My job was to walk or move with
heavy
>>>> >>clumsiness.
>>>> >
Oakay, maple I'm not very smart. I don't get it.
Did the mill have its own plod of land from which to harvest clumps of
trees?
The owner was a tramp. Someone called the copse. I saw it all.
A panel was brought in to crosscut-examine the witness (a real stud, and
quite board by the proceedings); but when it came time to post the
>results,they were stumped.
This could grove very serious. The solution is clear cut. We must take
appropriate steps.
I bough to your suggestion that we truncate this now. Problem is, I still
don't twig, though this all seems plane to everyone else. And I just can't
leaf it alone......
Wooden I like to know what this is all about .....
going out on a limb here ....but heres a poplar oldie:
"May the forrest be with you"....son of a beech,thats bad
J.A. McCulloch
>
> Megan Waves wrote in message <373446d4...@news.netbistro.com>...
> >On Wed, 5 May 1999 14:51:04 -0400, "Greg Evans" <gr...@larkbooks.com>
> >
> >>Megan Waves wrote:
> >>> Greg Evans wrote:
> >>> >Jo Ann Klein wrote:
> >>> >Himminy Snibbler wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> >>I once worked at a lumber mill. My job was to walk or move with heavy
> >>> >>clumsiness.
> >>> >
> >>> >Oakay, maple I'm not very smart. I don't get it.
> >>> >
> >>> >Did the mill have its own plod of land from which to harvest clumps of
> >>> >trees?
> >>> >
> >>> The owner was a tramp. Someone called the copse. I saw it all.
> >>
> >>A panel was brought in to crosscut-examine the witness (a real stud, and
> >>quite board by the proceedings); but when it came time to post the
> results,
> >>they were stumped.
> >>
> >
> >This could grove very serious. The solution is clear cut. We must
> >take appropriate steps.
>
> I bough to your suggestion that we truncate this now. Problem is, I still
> don't twig, though this all seems plane to everyone else. And I just can't
> leaf it alone......
>
> Wooden I like to know what this is all about .....
Well, if you'd start going with the grain, you'd soon hear a little ring
that would branch into understanding.
Bob C.
"J.A. McCulloch" wrote:
I'm going to go out on a limb here - you guys were board and pining for forest
stumpthing to do and drew a plank (knot-holey unprecedented) - am I oak-kay so
far?
--
Leonard Woodcock
(and NO my wife doesn't get splinters!)
Pierre Abbat
>> Well, if you'd start going with the grain, you'd soon hear a little ring
>> that would branch into understanding.
>
>I'm going to go out on a limb here - you guys were board and pining for forest
>stumpthing to do and drew a plank (knot-holey unprecedented) - am I oak-kay so
>far?
Why didn't the dendrochronologist get married?
All he ever dated was trees!
phma