When?
Dave The Apostate Hyena
newsgroup and drive out all the people who were "merely" fans of good
horror movies with werewolves in em and stuff?
Cos I think this groups decline into stupidy, drooling, and now death
can be dated firmly to then.
---
"My men have a disease of the heart which can only be assuaged by
gold"- Hernan Cortez
Shadow Walker
"Dave The Apostate Hyena" <dsa...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Wanderer
been driven out like the snakes of Ireland, and wouldn't be if they could.
AHWW lasted for many years with a mix of weres and were-fans. Contrary to
the opinion of Dave the Header-Morphing Hyena, the group's first big hit
(since the Storm incident) came from the Royal pains. It wasn't sent into
dormancy until the concerted efforts of the trollgroupers, though. As
annoying and disgusting as they are, the Royal pains have nothing on real
flamers.
Yours wolfishly,
The historical,
Wanderer
wand...@ticnet.com
"Where am I going? I don't quite know.
What does it matter *where* people go?
Down to the woods where the bluebells grow!
Anywhere! Anywhere! *I* don't know!"
-- a. a. milne
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Dave The Apostate Hyena
until great Birnam wood to high alt.horror.werewolves. hill shall come
against him.
>As far as I know they were not driven out. There are still some fans here.
They were drive out by the sheer bullshit spouted by people like
"Peeshift" whitefeel, Jure "autistic" sah and other fools.
Shadow Walker
--
-------
"Everyone's opinion is their own truth."
-============}xxxxxo Shadow Walker oxxxxx{============-
You laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at you because you are all
the same.
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"Dave The Apostate Hyena" <dsa...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Wanderer
> "Shadow Walker" <shadowe...@hotmail.com> shall never vanquished be
> until great Birnam wood to high alt.horror.werewolves. hill shall come
> against him.
>
> >As far as I know they were not driven out. There are still some fans
here.
>
> They were drive out by the sheer bullshit spouted by people like
> "Peeshift" whitefeel, Jure "autistic" sah and other fools.
>
You *do* realize that flamers like you are the ones claiming we p-shift,
then pretending to be all outraged when we tell you we can't for the
hundredth time, right? If you have a dictionary, look up "spiritual", for a
proper definition of why a SPIRITUAL werewolf does not run around stalking
people during the full moon, no matter how much you want to think we're
claiming that. Then look up "deluded"... I don't think the picture does you
justice.
In werewolf-related news, most of you should have heard about Van Helsing by
now; it's going to feature the Big Three of monsterdom: Dracula,
Frankenstein's Monster, and our good friend the Wolfman.:) Pity he's a
villain again...
Yours with few positive media role-models,;)
The wolfish,
Wanderer
wand...@ticnet.com
"Where am I going? I don't quite know.
What does it matter *where* people go?
Down to the woods where the bluebells grow!
Anywhere! Anywhere! *I* don't know!"
-- a. a. milne
Yours wolfishly,
The late-night,
Dave The Generic Hyena
Birnam wood to high alt.horror.werewolves. hill shall come against
him.
>You *do* realize that flamers like you are the ones claiming we p-shift,
>then pretending to be all outraged when we tell you we can't for the
>hundredth time, right? If you have a dictionary, look up "spiritual", for a
>proper definition of why a SPIRITUAL werewolf does not run around stalking
>people during the full moon, no matter how much you want to think we're
>claiming that. Then look up "deluded"... I don't think the picture does you
>justice.
You're wiggleing, Spliting hairs and talking bullshit.
It's called Probability.
The probability that werewolves of any sort exist is: 0. That's ZERO!
Now stop being a Schizo and get therapy please.
Dave The Generic Hyena
until great Birnam wood to high alt.horror.werewolves. hill shall come
against him.
>Well as my sig says in quotes.
>
>--
>-------
>
>"Everyone's opinion is their own truth."
No. Probability.
Learn about.
>-============}xxxxxo Shadow Walker oxxxxx{============-
>
>You laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at you because you are all
>the same.
That quote in itself has become a generic mantra. Sheep like in it's
repetition.
§ńühwřŁf
<106aahc...@corp.supernews.com>:
>You *do* realize that flamers like you are the ones claiming we p-shift,
The early history of AHWW was strewn with posts from "weres" who claimed
to be able to p-shift. Google if full of those posts.
Try again. Even Kamatu claimed to be able to p-shift his eyes.
>then pretending to be all outraged when we tell you we can't for the
>hundredth time, right? If you have a dictionary, look up "spiritual",
It has to do with religion. Are you saying lycanthropy is now a religion?
Hmmmmm...
>for a
>proper definition of why a SPIRITUAL werewolf does not run around
stalking
>people during the full moon,
What if the spirit moved him?
Heh.
>no matter how much you want to think we're
>claiming that. Then look up "deluded"... I don't think the picture does
you
>justice.
>
So you admit that wereness is a delusion?
You're making progress :)
>In werewolf-related news, most of you should have heard about Van
Helsing by
>now; it's going to feature the Big Three of monsterdom: Dracula,
>Frankenstein's Monster, and our good friend the Wolfman.:) Pity he's a
>villain again...
>
Why? It dosent reflect badly on real wolves does it?
King Snuhw()1f
Wanderer
news:40659a5f...@news.individual.net...
> "Wanderer" <wand...@ticnet.com> shall never vanquished be until great
> Birnam wood to high alt.horror.werewolves. hill shall come against
> him.
>
> >You *do* realize that flamers like you are the ones claiming we p-shift,
> >then pretending to be all outraged when we tell you we can't for the
> >hundredth time, right? If you have a dictionary, look up "spiritual",
for a
> >proper definition of why a SPIRITUAL werewolf does not run around
stalking
> >people during the full moon, no matter how much you want to think we're
> >claiming that. Then look up "deluded"... I don't think the picture does
you
> >justice.
>
> You're wiggleing, Spliting hairs and talking bullshit.
Actually, I'm calling you a mealy-mouthed delusional hypocrite. I'm also
saying you're so scared that we might actually have a purpose in gathering
here that you'd take plastique to Usenet if you could, just so you could
jump up and down on your spindly little legs and cackle.
I've given the exact same definition of "spiritual werewolf" to Kamatu,
Snuhwolf, Safari, and you several times before. Feel free to Google,
assuming you can do something besides trigger the macro you've been using to
write your messages for you. Better yet, read the FAQ, which states
outright the difference between spiritual werewolves and the werewolves you
keep trying to say we're "pretending" to be, no matter how stupid it makes
you look.
>
> It's called Probability.
>
> The probability that werewolves of any sort exist is: 0. That's ZERO!
Ah, so you're God now? You know everything in all the world, and anything
you don't know doesn't exist? Well, if what you know makes up the whole
world, I have just one thing to say:
o/It's a small world after all...\o ;)
Go study probability, Dave the Know-nothing Hyena. There's a nice section
about how you can't prove certainty or a negative with probability. You can
only define the likelihood. (You must've missed the O.J. trial.)
For instance:
Likelihood you will reply to these comments by once again ignoring them and
saying "You're splitting hairs", only badly misspelled: 90%
Likelihood you actually understand probability, and are not just trying to
sound scientific while you abuse us all: 25%
Chance that you'll get a clue: 0.00000000000001%
To calculate the odds of a werewolf's existence, first define "werewolf".
Then define the set of circumstances under which a werewolf may occur.
Next, define the chance of those circumstances occuring in the correct
combination. That is the probability of a werewolf's existence.
(Please note that sticking your fingers in your ears and your head up your
backside so you can just say, "It can't happen" is not probability. It's
stupidity.)
In the case of spiritual werewolves, the probability is an unknown, since we
cannot measure the spirit in any meaningful way. Since you know nothing
about probability, allow me to explain: That means we can't calculate it.
Same way you can't calulate the probability of God existing (though since
you seem to believe you're Him, I bet you think you can) or of reincarnation
being true.
>
> Now stop being a Schizo and get therapy please.
>
I'm not the one claiming he knows everything about reality while abusing
others. Which of us is the schizo, again? :>
Yours with certified sanity,
Wanderer
1. Of, relating to, consisting of, or having the nature of spirit; not
tangible or material. (See synonyms under immaterial)
2. Of, concerned with, or relating to the soul.
3. Of, from, or relating to God; deific.
4. Of or belonging to a church; sacred.
5. Relating to or having the nature of spirits or a spirit; supernatural.
(American Heritage Dictionary, c 2000)
Spiritual: adj.
1. Consisting of spirit; not material; incorporeal; as, a spiritual
substance or being.
2. Of or pertaining to the intellectual and higher endowments of the mind;
mental; intellectual.
3. Of or pertaining to the moral feelings or states of the soul, as
distinguished from the external actions; reaching and affecting the spirits.
4. Of or pertaining to the soul or its affections as influenced by the
Spirit; controlled and inspired by the divine Spirit; proceeding from the
Holy Spirit; pure; holy; divine; heavenly-minded; -- opposed to carnal.
5. Not lay or temporal; relating to sacred things; ecclesiastical; as, the
spiritual functions of the clergy; lords spiritual and temporal; a spiritual
corporation.
(Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, 1998.)
For more, see:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spiritual
Yours by definition,
The wolfish,
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=wolfish
Raoul Xemblonsky III
<106ebsq...@corp.supernews.com>:
Cute. Well at least you didnt accuse him of being a Nazi :)
>I've given the exact same definition of "spiritual werewolf" to Kamatu,
>Snuhwolf, Safari, and you several times before. Feel free to Google,
>assuming you can do something besides trigger the macro you've been
using to
>write your messages for you. Better yet, read the FAQ, which states
>outright the difference between spiritual werewolves and the werewolves
you
>keep trying to say we're "pretending" to be, no matter how stupid it
makes
>you look.
>
Actually this rant makes you look pretty silly.
Heh.
>>
>> It's called Probability.
>>
>> The probability that werewolves of any sort exist is: 0. That's ZERO!
>
>Ah, so you're God now? You know everything in all the world, and
anything
>you don't know doesn't exist? Well, if what you know makes up the whole
>world, I have just one thing to say:
>
>o/It's a small world after all...\o ;)
>
I'd like to buy the world a coke...
>Go study probability, Dave the Know-nothing Hyena. There's a nice
section
>about how you can't prove certainty or a negative with probability. You
can
>only define the likelihood. (You must've missed the O.J. trial.)
>
And the likelyhood is zero.
>For instance:
>
>Likelihood you will reply to these comments by once again ignoring them
and
>saying "You're splitting hairs", only badly misspelled: 90%
>
>Likelihood you actually understand probability, and are not just trying
to
>sound scientific while you abuse us all: 25%
>
>Chance that you'll get a clue: 0.00000000000001%
>
Chance that you're a werewolf of any kind: zero.
>To calculate the odds of a werewolf's existence, first define
"werewolf".
Physical entity with characteristics of both wolf and man.
A lycanthrope.
>Then define the set of circumstances under which a werewolf may occur.
>Next, define the chance of those circumstances occuring in the correct
>combination. That is the probability of a werewolf's existence.
>
Zero, yeah, we got that.
>(Please note that sticking your fingers in your ears and your head up
your
>backside so you can just say, "It can't happen" is not probability.
It's
>stupidity.)
>
No, its reality :)
>In the case of spiritual werewolves, the probability is an unknown,
since we
>cannot measure the spirit in any meaningful way.
Then all "evidence" youve given is moot and irrelevant.
> Since you know nothing
>about probability, allow me to explain: That means we can't calculate
it.
>Same way you can't calulate the probability of God existing (though
since
>you seem to believe you're Him, I bet you think you can) or of
reincarnation
>being true.
>
>>
>> Now stop being a Schizo and get therapy please.
>>
>
>I'm not the one claiming he knows everything about reality while abusing
>others. Which of us is the schizo, again? :>
>
Abusing!?!? Get a grip Charles.
Wanderer
answer:
"Raoul Xemblonsky III" <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
news:n7I9c.42560$sb5....@fe26.usenetserver.com...
> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
> <106ebsq...@corp.supernews.com>:
>
> >Actually, I'm calling you a mealy-mouthed delusional hypocrite. I'm
> also
> >saying you're so scared that we might actually have a purpose in
> gathering
> >here that you'd take plastique to Usenet if you could, just so you could
> >jump up and down on your spindly little legs and cackle.
> >
> Cute. Well at least you didnt accuse him of being a Nazi :)
I'm never that crass.:) As far as I'm concerned, people who are wrong
merely need to be corrected. If they're wrong by accident, then they shall
amend. If they are wrong on purpose (see the salutation for an example),
then at least it's been firmly established. There is no need to descend to
such depths of hyperbole as accusing someone of supporting the German
Workers' Party.
>
> >I've given the exact same definition of "spiritual werewolf" to Kamatu,
> >Snuhwolf, Safari, and you several times before. Feel free to Google,
> >assuming you can do something besides trigger the macro you've been
> using to
> >write your messages for you. Better yet, read the FAQ, which states
> >outright the difference between spiritual werewolves and the werewolves
> you
> >keep trying to say we're "pretending" to be, no matter how stupid it
> makes
> >you look.
> >
> Actually this rant makes you look pretty silly.
> Heh.
<cocks head> Tough call. Who's sillier:
1. Dave the Name-changing Hyena, who can't understand the meaning of the
word "spiritual" and thinks there are werewolves lurking behind every
electronic tree?
or:
2. Wanderer Werewolf, who politely tells him what he can do with such gross
and purposeful misinformation while explaining the real purpose of the
newsgroup? (The purpose: To discuss werewolves. Whether spiritual or
fictional or what-have-you, this is a group for discussing werewolves, and
we would appreciate it if you at least paid lip service to the concept,
rather than playing white-trash tourist and throwing your candy wrappers all
over.)
> >
> >Ah, so you're God now? You know everything in all the world, and
> anything
> >you don't know doesn't exist? Well, if what you know makes up the whole
> >world, I have just one thing to say:
> >
> >o/It's a small world after all...\o ;)
> >
>
> I'd like to buy the world a coke...
o/... and keep it company... \o I saw that commercial, too. Couldn't you
make a joke out of that setup?
>
> >Go study probability, Dave the Know-nothing Hyena. There's a nice
> section
> >about how you can't prove certainty or a negative with probability. You
> can
> >only define the likelihood. (You must've missed the O.J. trial.)
> >
>
> And the likelyhood is zero.
Gad, another one that thinks probability is some sort of hammer he can hit
people with. Allow me to explain, O unthinking one:
http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol6/intro_probability.html
A probability cannot be zero unless you can conclusively, using only
verifiable evidence, within the definition of the problem, state that an
outcome is impossible. Unless you personally know every living thing in the
universe, you cannot state with absolute certainty that werewolves do not
exist. You may state that you have never met one, and that may be true,
within your knowledge. You may state that one has never come forward or
been examined, and that is certainly true, if you're using the horror-movie
definition of "werewolf". Defining it as impossible, without having studied
the problem at all, is what is known as "junk science": Science based upon
conclusions rather than the results of experiments. If you'd care to argue
further that probability states certainties, please use the form on the
following page to contact Mathgoodies.com for corrections of your horribly
misinformed mathemagic:
http://www.mathgoodies.com/about/contact_form.html
Probability may indicate that a thing is more or less likely: It cannot
state certainties. See the O.J. DNA evidence for an example.
> Chance that you're a werewolf of any kind: zero.
The same as your IQ, no doubt. Sorry, non-scientist non-thinking
non-entity, but you are wrong yet again. You do not know me and have not
subjected me to any "tests" your steaming pile of brain remnants would be
able to invent. You have no data, and are thus not entitled to draw a
conclusion on my specific wereness. Thanks for playing. Buh-bye.
>
> >To calculate the odds of a werewolf's existence, first define
> "werewolf".
>
> Physical entity with characteristics of both wolf and man.
Define the characteristics that would be involved, please; this is too
vague. Both wolf and man are mammals, for instance. Both occur in groups.
Both have a hairy covering (see item 1). Both have been known to eat meat.
What characteristics must be shared for a being to be classified, within
your definition, as a "werewolf"?
> A lycanthrope.
Statement incomplete: Please define "lycanthrope". "Lycanthropy" has a
clinical definition, relating to mental illness.
>
> >Then define the set of circumstances under which a werewolf may occur.
> >Next, define the chance of those circumstances occuring in the correct
> >combination. That is the probability of a werewolf's existence.
> >
>
> Zero, yeah, we got that.
Yes, you've got zero upstairs, I know. Now if we could reduce your postings
to zero (thus matching your likely value to civilization as we know it),
we'd be improving the whole world.
>
> >(Please note that sticking your fingers in your ears and your head up
> your
> >backside so you can just say, "It can't happen" is not probability.
> It's
> >stupidity.)
> >
> No, its reality :)
And here I thought it was physically impossible to insert your cranium into
your own anal aperture... are you certain that such a thing is really
possible? (I've led a sheltered life.)
>
> >In the case of spiritual werewolves, the probability is an unknown,
> since we
> >cannot measure the spirit in any meaningful way.
>
> Then all "evidence" youve given is moot and irrelevant.
As are your objections to same.:) How does it feel, knowing that you've
been making an empty argument on a subject you know nothing about?
> >I'm not the one claiming he knows everything about reality while abusing
> >others. Which of us is the schizo, again? :>
> >
> Abusing!?!? Get a grip Charles.
Well, most of the more descriptive terms are partly-Germanic and quite
vulgar. (And "molesting" has acquired a most unfortunate subtext.) This
was the most accurate word I could use for the act of belaboring a group he
is not interested in with bad science and worse dialogue.
Yours with a love of the language,
The wolfish, well-read,
Raoul Xemblonsky III
>Since there's absolutely nothing else to respond to, Mr. Zandrisky, I shall
>answer:
>
You need a spal chacker.
>"Raoul Xemblonsky III" <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
>news:n7I9c.42560$sb5....@fe26.usenetserver.com...
>> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
>> <106ebsq...@corp.supernews.com>:
>>
>> >Actually, I'm calling you a mealy-mouthed delusional hypocrite. I'm
>> also
>> >saying you're so scared that we might actually have a purpose in
>> gathering
>> >here that you'd take plastique to Usenet if you could, just so you could
>> >jump up and down on your spindly little legs and cackle.
>> >
>> Cute. Well at least you didnt accuse him of being a Nazi :)
>
>I'm never that crass.:)
Calling him a mealy mouthed delusional hypocrite with spindly little legs
isn't crass!?!?
> As far as I'm concerned, people who are wrong
>merely need to be corrected. If they're wrong by accident, then they shall
>amend. If they are wrong on purpose (see the salutation for an example),
>then at least it's been firmly established.
So you're choosing to be wrong on purpose.
Interesting...
>There is no need to descend to
>such depths of hyperbole as accusing someone of supporting the German
>Workers' Party.
>
You called him a terrorist in effect, basically the same thing.
>>
>> >I've given the exact same definition of "spiritual werewolf" to Kamatu,
>> >Snuhwolf, Safari, and you several times before. Feel free to Google,
>> >assuming you can do something besides trigger the macro you've been
>> using to
>> >write your messages for you. Better yet, read the FAQ, which states
>> >outright the difference between spiritual werewolves and the werewolves
>> you
>> >keep trying to say we're "pretending" to be, no matter how stupid it
>> makes
>> >you look.
>> >
>> Actually this rant makes you look pretty silly.
>> Heh.
>
><cocks head> Tough call. Who's sillier:
>
>1. Dave the Name-changing Hyena, who can't understand the meaning of the
>word "spiritual" and thinks there are werewolves lurking behind every
>electronic tree?
>
I didnt get that from his post at all. It seems like he dosent believe in
werewolves.
>or:
>
>2. Wanderer Werewolf, who politely tells him
By calling him a usenet terrorist.
Hypocrite much?
> what he can do with such gross
>and purposeful misinformation while explaining the real purpose of the
>newsgroup? (The purpose: To discuss werewolves. Whether spiritual or
>fictional or what-have-you, this is a group for discussing werewolves, and
>we would appreciate it if you at least paid lip service to the concept,
>rather than playing white-trash tourist and throwing your candy wrappers all
>over.)
>
You certainly have a vivid imagination. And it helps you dodge the issues quite
well I might add.
>> >
>> >Ah, so you're God now? You know everything in all the world, and
>> anything
>> >you don't know doesn't exist? Well, if what you know makes up the whole
>> >world, I have just one thing to say:
>> >
>> >o/It's a small world after all...\o ;)
>> >
>>
>> I'd like to buy the world a coke...
>
>o/... and keep it company... \o I saw that commercial, too. Couldn't you
>make a joke out of that setup?
>
The setup was the joke :)
>>
>> >Go study probability, Dave the Know-nothing Hyena. There's a nice
>> section
>> >about how you can't prove certainty or a negative with probability. You
>> can
>> >only define the likelihood. (You must've missed the O.J. trial.)
>> >
>>
>> And the likelyhood is zero.
>
>Gad, another one that thinks probability is some sort of hammer he can hit
>people with. Allow me to explain, O unthinking one:
>
>http //www mathgoodies com/lessons/vol6/intro_probability html
>
>A probability cannot be zero unless you can conclusively, using only
>verifiable evidence, within the definition of the problem, state that an
>outcome is impossible.
The outcome of any quest to find real werewolves would be: zero.
> Unless you personally know every living thing in the
>universe, you cannot state with absolute certainty that werewolves do not
>exist.
Extra terestrial were wolveses!? Who knew?
> You may state that you have never met one, and that may be true,
>within your knowledge. You may state that one has never come forward or
>been examined, and that is certainly true, if you're using the horror-movie
>definition of "werewolf".
Most people mean physical embodiment of man and wolf.
A hybrid. But since none exist....
> Defining it as impossible, without having studied
>the problem at all, is what is known as "junk science": Science based upon
>conclusions rather than the results of experiments.
Where are your experiments proving the existence of "Werewolves"?
>If you'd care to argue
>further that probability states certainties, please use the form on the
>following page to contact Mathgoodies.com for corrections of your horribly
>misinformed mathemagic:
>
>http //www mathgoodies com/about/contact_form html
>
>Probability may indicate that a thing is more or less likely: It cannot
>state certainties. See the O.J. DNA evidence for an example.
>
Keep hope alive eh Charles?
Reality around your house must really suck.
>> Chance that you're a werewolf of any kind: zero.
>
>The same as your IQ, no doubt. Sorry, non-scientist non-thinking
>non-entity, but you are wrong yet again. You do not know me and have not
>subjected me to any "tests" your steaming pile of brain remnants would be
>able to invent.
You quickly decend into the ad homs. How unpredictable!!!
> You have no data, and are thus not entitled to draw a
>conclusion on my specific wereness. Thanks for playing. Buh-bye.
>
Ive seen pictures of you Charles. Wheres the pointy ears and the snout?
>>
>> >To calculate the odds of a werewolf's existence, first define
>> "werewolf".
>>
>> Physical entity with characteristics of both wolf and man.
>
>Define the characteristics that would be involved, please; this is too
>vague. Both wolf and man are mammals, for instance. Both occur in groups.
>Both have a hairy covering (see item 1). Both have been known to eat meat.
>What characteristics must be shared for a being to be classified, within
>your definition, as a "werewolf"?
>
An appearance that is at least 50% wolf-like for starters.
>> A lycanthrope.
>
>Statement incomplete: Please define "lycanthrope". "Lycanthropy" has a
>clinical definition, relating to mental illness.
>
Then it fits you well :)
>>
>> >Then define the set of circumstances under which a werewolf may occur.
>> >Next, define the chance of those circumstances occuring in the correct
>> >combination. That is the probability of a werewolf's existence.
>> >
>>
>> Zero, yeah, we got that.
>
>Yes, you've got zero upstairs, I know. Now if we could reduce your postings
>to zero (thus matching your likely value to civilization as we know it),
>we'd be improving the whole world.
>
Lame, even for a crazy like yourself.
Try again.
>>
>> >(Please note that sticking your fingers in your ears and your head up
>> your
>> >backside so you can just say, "It can't happen" is not probability.
>> It's
>> >stupidity.)
>> >
>> No, its reality :)
>
>And here I thought it was physically impossible to insert your cranium into
>your own anal aperture... are you certain that such a thing is really
>possible? (I've led a sheltered life.)
>
And thats why you fantiasize about being something you arn't.
Low self esteem, textbook case...
>
>
>> >In the case of spiritual werewolves, the probability is an unknown,
>> since we
>> >cannot measure the spirit in any meaningful way.
>>
>> Then all "evidence" youve given is moot and irrelevant.
>
>As are your objections to same.:) How does it feel, knowing that you've
>been making an empty argument on a subject you know nothing about?
>
I know when people are in denial about their own humanity :)
Your so called 'spiritual' werewolf is so loosely defined as to be meaningless.
Anyone can just |decide| to be one.
So its nothing more than Role Playing.
>> >I'm not the one claiming he knows everything about reality while abusing
>> >others. Which of us is the schizo, again? :>
>> >
>> Abusing!?!? Get a grip Charles.
>
>Well, most of the more descriptive terms are partly-Germanic and quite
>vulgar. (And "molesting" has acquired a most unfortunate subtext.) This
>was the most accurate word I could use for the act of belaboring a group he
>is not interested in with bad science and worse dialogue.
>
How do you know what my interests are?
Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
Diortem
> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in <106fkn3...@corp.supernews.com>:
>
> >Since there's absolutely nothing else to respond to, Mr. Zandrisky, I shall
> >answer:
> >
> You need a spal chacker.
>
> >"Raoul Xemblonsky III" <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
> >news:n7I9c.42560$sb5....@fe26.usenetserver.com...
> >> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
> >> <106ebsq...@corp.supernews.com>:
> >>
> >> >Actually, I'm calling you a mealy-mouthed delusional hypocrite. I'm
> also
> >> >saying you're so scared that we might actually have a purpose in
> gathering
> >> >here that you'd take plastique to Usenet if you could, just so you could
> >> >jump up and down on your spindly little legs and cackle.
> >> >
> >> Cute. Well at least you didnt accuse him of being a Nazi :)
> >
> >I'm never that crass.:)
>
>
> Calling him a mealy mouthed delusional hypocrite with spindly little legs
> isn't crass!?!?
Not as crass as calling him a Nazi.
> > As far as I'm concerned, people who are wrong
> >merely need to be corrected. If they're wrong by accident, then they shall
> >amend. If they are wrong on purpose (see the salutation for an example),
> >then at least it's been firmly established.
>
> So you're choosing to be wrong on purpose.
> Interesting...
>
> >There is no need to descend to
> >such depths of hyperbole as accusing someone of supporting the German
> >Workers' Party.
> >
> You called him a terrorist in effect, basically the same thing.
Ok, I think your reading too much into this.... I never really saw
anyone call anyone else anything of the sort..... the only name
calling I saw him do was the whole spindly legs thing (which by the
way, made me smile... VERY funny mental image).
Its an age old argument niether of them can win... so if he has fun
with little Dave, why not?
> >> >
> >> >Ah, so you're God now? You know everything in all the world, and
> anything
> >> >you don't know doesn't exist? Well, if what you know makes up the whole
> >> >world, I have just one thing to say:
> >> >
> >> >o/It's a small world after all...\o ;)
> >> >
> >>
> >> I'd like to buy the world a coke...
> >
> >o/... and keep it company... \o I saw that commercial, too. Couldn't you
> >make a joke out of that setup?
> >
>
> The setup was the joke :)
Not as funny as the mental image at the beginning. Not by a long shot.
> >>
> >> >Go study probability, Dave the Know-nothing Hyena. There's a nice
> section
> >> >about how you can't prove certainty or a negative with probability. You
> can
> >> >only define the likelihood. (You must've missed the O.J. trial.)
> >> >
> >>
> >> And the likelyhood is zero.
> >
> >Gad, another one that thinks probability is some sort of hammer he can hit
> >people with. Allow me to explain, O unthinking one:
> >
> >http //www mathgoodies com/lessons/vol6/intro_probability html
> >
> >A probability cannot be zero unless you can conclusively, using only
> >verifiable evidence, within the definition of the problem, state that an
> >outcome is impossible.
>
> The outcome of any quest to find real werewolves would be: zero.
>
>
> > Unless you personally know every living thing in the
> >universe, you cannot state with absolute certainty that werewolves do not
> >exist.
>
> Extra terestrial were wolveses!? Who knew?
Indeed.... but to throw this one aside for a moment, let me ask a more
general question... do you believe there is life out there? Regardless
of form... doyou believe it exists?
> > You may state that you have never met one, and that may be true,
> >within your knowledge. You may state that one has never come forward or
> >been examined, and that is certainly true, if you're using the horror-movie
> >definition of "werewolf".
>
> Most people mean physical embodiment of man and wolf.
> A hybrid. But since none exist....
>
> > Defining it as impossible, without having studied
> >the problem at all, is what is known as "junk science": Science based upon
> >conclusions rather than the results of experiments.
>
> Where are your experiments proving the existence of "Werewolves"?
>
>
> >If you'd care to argue
> >further that probability states certainties, please use the form on the
> >following page to contact Mathgoodies.com for corrections of your horribly
> >misinformed mathemagic:
> >
> >http //www mathgoodies com/about/contact_form html
> >
> >Probability may indicate that a thing is more or less likely: It cannot
> >state certainties. See the O.J. DNA evidence for an example.
> >
> Keep hope alive eh Charles?
> Reality around your house must really suck.
Well it stood up in court before.... though admittedly, I will argue
that says something about the court.
Wow! You combine the traits of Snuh AND Dave! I've been able to see
things you have said so far I would expect out of both of them! We
have the new and improved "TROLL 2.0" HERE!
> >>
> >> >(Please note that sticking your fingers in your ears and your head up
> your
> >> >backside so you can just say, "It can't happen" is not probability.
> It's
> >> >stupidity.)
> >> >
> >> No, its reality :)
> >
> >And here I thought it was physically impossible to insert your cranium into
> >your own anal aperture... are you certain that such a thing is really
> >possible? (I've led a sheltered life.)
> >
> And thats why you fantiasize about being something you arn't.
> Low self esteem, textbook case...
You obviously iether a: dont have a sense of humor to miss the comedy
of what has been said, and/or b: you decided not to read Dave's words
before this.
To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me grinning.
> >
> >
> >> >In the case of spiritual werewolves, the probability is an unknown,
> since we
> >> >cannot measure the spirit in any meaningful way.
> >>
> >> Then all "evidence" youve given is moot and irrelevant.
> >
> >As are your objections to same.:) How does it feel, knowing that you've
> >been making an empty argument on a subject you know nothing about?
> >
> I know when people are in denial about their own humanity :)
> Your so called 'spiritual' werewolf is so loosely defined as to be meaningless.
> Anyone can just |decide| to be one.
> So its nothing more than Role Playing.
>
> >> >I'm not the one claiming he knows everything about reality while abusing
> >> >others. Which of us is the schizo, again? :>
> >> >
> >> Abusing!?!? Get a grip Charles.
> >
> >Well, most of the more descriptive terms are partly-Germanic and quite
> >vulgar. (And "molesting" has acquired a most unfortunate subtext.) This
> >was the most accurate word I could use for the act of belaboring a group he
> >is not interested in with bad science and worse dialogue.
> >
> How do you know what my interests are?
Well we know they arent having manners anyway...
> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
*laughs and wonders what the next part of this discussion will give*
Diortem, curious enough to read the next volume.
Raoul Xemblonsky III
<bb3fcd5.04033...@posting.google.com>:
Lets not forget saying that Dave would blow up usenet if he could...
accusing people of terrorism is all the rage now.
>> > As far as I'm concerned, people who are wrong
>> >merely need to be corrected. If they're wrong by accident, then they
shall
>> >amend. If they are wrong on purpose (see the salutation for an
example),
>> >then at least it's been firmly established.
>>
>> So you're choosing to be wrong on purpose.
>> Interesting...
>>
>> >There is no need to descend to
>> >such depths of hyperbole as accusing someone of supporting the German
>> >Workers' Party.
>> >
>> You called him a terrorist in effect, basically the same thing.
>
>Ok, I think your reading too much into this.... I never really saw
>anyone call anyone else anything of the sort.....
Charles said;
">> >Actually, I'm calling you a mealy-mouthed delusional hypocrite.
I'm
>> also
>> >> >saying you're so scared that we might actually have a purpose in
>> gathering
>> >> >here that you'd take plastique to Usenet if you could, just so you
could ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> >> >jump up and down on your spindly little legs and cackle."
SO MAYBE read a little more carefully, net abuser?
>the only name
>calling I saw him do was the whole spindly legs thing (which by the
>way, made me smile... VERY funny mental image).
>
A real laugh riot....yeah.
I have you *all* trolled!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>> >> >
>> >> >Ah, so you're God now? You know everything in all the world, and
>> anything
>> >> >you don't know doesn't exist? Well, if what you know makes up the
whole
>> >> >world, I have just one thing to say:
>> >> >
>> >> >o/It's a small world after all...\o ;)
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> I'd like to buy the world a coke...
>> >
>> >o/... and keep it company... \o I saw that commercial, too.
Couldn't you
>> >make a joke out of that setup?
>> >
>>
>> The setup was the joke :)
>
>Not as funny as the mental image at the beginning. Not by a long shot.
>
Yah, terrorisms a *real* hoot huh?
>> >>
>> >> >Go study probability, Dave the Know-nothing Hyena. There's a nice
>> section
>> >> >about how you can't prove certainty or a negative with
probability. You
>> can
>> >> >only define the likelihood. (You must've missed the O.J. trial.)
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> And the likelyhood is zero.
>> >
>> >Gad, another one that thinks probability is some sort of hammer he
can hit
>> >people with. Allow me to explain, O unthinking one:
>> >
>> >http //www mathgoodies com/lessons/vol6/intro_probability html
>> >
>> >A probability cannot be zero unless you can conclusively, using only
>> >verifiable evidence, within the definition of the problem, state that
an
>> >outcome is impossible.
>>
>> The outcome of any quest to find real werewolves would be: zero.
>>
>>
>> > Unless you personally know every living thing in the
>> >universe, you cannot state with absolute certainty that werewolves do
not
>> >exist.
>>
>> Extra terestrial were wolveses!? Who knew?
>
>Indeed.... but to throw this one aside for a moment, let me ask a more
>general question... do you believe there is life out there? Regardless
>of form... doyou believe it exists?
>
Its a statistical probability, yes.
I am snuh and dave :-)
>> >>
>> >> >(Please note that sticking your fingers in your ears and your head
up
>> your
>> >> >backside so you can just say, "It can't happen" is not
probability.
>> It's
>> >> >stupidity.)
>> >> >
>> >> No, its reality :)
>> >
>> >And here I thought it was physically impossible to insert your
cranium into
>> >your own anal aperture... are you certain that such a thing is really
>> >possible? (I've led a sheltered life.)
>> >
>> And thats why you fantiasize about being something you arn't.
>> Low self esteem, textbook case...
>
>You obviously iether a: dont have a sense of humor to miss the comedy
>of what has been said, and/or b: you decided not to read Dave's words
>before this.
>
I read them much more closely than you it seems.
>To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me grinning.
>
So we'll put you down as "easily amused".
Charles was the one who started with the ad homs.
Try once more now, with *feeling*.
>> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
>
>*laughs and wonders what the next part of this discussion will give*
>
>Diortem, curious enough to read the next volume.
>
Is it a logical volume? Where did you set the partitions?
Wanderer
news:bb3fcd5.04033...@posting.google.com...
<snip>
> Ok, I think your reading too much into this.... I never really saw
> anyone call anyone else anything of the sort..... the only name
> calling I saw him do was the whole spindly legs thing (which by the
> way, made me smile... VERY funny mental image).
I try.:)
> To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me grinning.
<heehee>:> <bow> I try my best to entertain, my friend. I'm glad you're
enjoying it.:)
> *laughs and wonders what the next part of this discussion will give*
>
Well, I *tried* to e-mail the next part, so as not to abuse bandwidth. But,
since somebody's enjoying this (and since Raccoon Zambrisket can't be
bothered to risk having nasty, meany-word letters show up, so has given a
false e-mail), I'll go ahead and post my response. I hope you enjoy it.:)
Yours with a wolfish grin,
The thespian,
Wanderer
> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
<106fkn3...@corp.supernews.com>:
>
> >Since there's absolutely nothing else to respond to, Mr. Zandrisky, I
shall
> >answer:
> >
> You need a spal chacker.
No thanks, my spals are just fine. You?:>
>
> >"Raoul Xemblonsky III" <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
> >news:n7I9c.42560$sb5....@fe26.usenetserver.com...
> >> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
> >> <106ebsq...@corp.supernews.com>:
> >>
> >> >Actually, I'm calling you a mealy-mouthed delusional hypocrite. I'm
> >> also
> >> >saying you're so scared that we might actually have a purpose in
> >> gathering
> >> >here that you'd take plastique to Usenet if you could, just so you
could
> >> >jump up and down on your spindly little legs and cackle.
> >> >
> >> Cute. Well at least you didnt accuse him of being a Nazi :)
> >
> >I'm never that crass.:)
>
>
> Calling him a mealy mouthed delusional hypocrite with spindly little legs
> isn't crass!?!?
You have a problem with spindly little legs? No, that was not crass. It
was a polite insult.:>
>
> > As far as I'm concerned, people who are wrong
> >merely need to be corrected. If they're wrong by accident, then they
shall
> >amend. If they are wrong on purpose (see the salutation for an example),
> >then at least it's been firmly established.
>
> So you're choosing to be wrong on purpose.
> Interesting...
About your name, yes. To paraphrase a Python: "It is a silly name, and
deserving of mockery". (John Cleese optional.;)
>
> >There is no need to descend to
> >such depths of hyperbole as accusing someone of supporting the German
> >Workers' Party.
> >
> You called him a terrorist in effect, basically the same thing.
No, I called him a mealy-mouthed, delusional hypocrite with spindly little
legs. Don't you read your own posts?:> It's safe, besides, to say he'd
like to take plastique to Usenet; if Usenet had a physical embodiment,
plastique would allow him to take out newsgroups one at a time until the
whole house of punchcards came folding in on itself like a l33t at a
spelling bee.:>
>
> >>
> >> >I've given the exact same definition of "spiritual werewolf" to
Kamatu,
> >> >Snuhwolf, Safari, and you several times before. Feel free to Google,
> >> >assuming you can do something besides trigger the macro you've been
> >> using to
> >> >write your messages for you. Better yet, read the FAQ, which states
> >> >outright the difference between spiritual werewolves and the
werewolves
> >> you
> >> >keep trying to say we're "pretending" to be, no matter how stupid it
> >> makes
> >> >you look.
> >> >
> >> Actually this rant makes you look pretty silly.
> >> Heh.
> >
> ><cocks head> Tough call. Who's sillier:
> >
> >1. Dave the Name-changing Hyena, who can't understand the meaning of the
> >word "spiritual" and thinks there are werewolves lurking behind every
> >electronic tree?
> >
>
> I didnt get that from his post at all. It seems like he dosent believe in
> werewolves.
Why, how can you say that? Just look at how avidly he defends our right to
call ourselves "pee-shifting" werewolves, even claiming we've already
developed such powers! Clearly, his is the zeal of the prophet!
Admittedly, we've never taken advantage of such spirited defense of a right
we don't need, but I'm sure his forceful personality will... will...
I'm sorry, I can't keep going on that. I'm about to fall over laughing.:>
>
> >or:
> >
> >2. Wanderer Werewolf, who politely tells him
>
> By calling him a usenet terrorist.
> Hypocrite much?
Firstly, I didn't call him a terrorist, O obstreperous ogre.
Second, as the words above illustrate, anything can be said politely. Ask
any Brit: There are ways to politely condemn someone to eternal fire.:>
>
> > what he can do with such gross
> >and purposeful misinformation while explaining the real purpose of the
> >newsgroup? (The purpose: To discuss werewolves. Whether spiritual or
> >fictional or what-have-you, this is a group for discussing werewolves,
and
> >we would appreciate it if you at least paid lip service to the concept,
> >rather than playing white-trash tourist and throwing your candy wrappers
all
> >over.)
> >
>
> You certainly have a vivid imagination. And it helps you dodge the issues
quite
> well I might add.
My imagination *is* vivid. For instance, I like to imagine you as a
stalwart proponent of logic, with the hairstyle of a young Tab Hunter,
answering my arguments logically and in detail.
It'll never happen, of course, and you're really a teenager who failed his
speech class and thinks the wet look is still in, as evidenced by that stray
lock of greasy bangs that dips down over your forehead to make you look like
young Clark Kent turned Danny Petrillo. But I like to imagine.:>
>
> >> >
> >> >Ah, so you're God now? You know everything in all the world, and
> >> anything
> >> >you don't know doesn't exist? Well, if what you know makes up the
whole
> >> >world, I have just one thing to say:
> >> >
> >> >o/It's a small world after all...\o ;)
> >> >
> >>
> >> I'd like to buy the world a coke...
> >
> >o/... and keep it company... \o I saw that commercial, too. Couldn't
you
> >make a joke out of that setup?
> >
>
> The setup was the joke :)
And as setups go, that one was a joke. Try harder, will you?
>
> >>
> >> >Go study probability, Dave the Know-nothing Hyena. There's a nice
> >> section
> >> >about how you can't prove certainty or a negative with probability.
You
> >> can
> >> >only define the likelihood. (You must've missed the O.J. trial.)
> >> >
> >>
> >> And the likelyhood is zero.
> >
> >Gad, another one that thinks probability is some sort of hammer he can
hit
> >people with. Allow me to explain, O unthinking one:
> >
> >http //www mathgoodies com/lessons/vol6/intro_probability html
> >
> >A probability cannot be zero unless you can conclusively, using only
> >verifiable evidence, within the definition of the problem, state that an
> >outcome is impossible.
>
> The outcome of any quest to find real werewolves would be: zero.
Your optimism is astonishing. Was Pollyanna your grandma?
"Verifiable evidence", O self-deifier, does not include your thoughts upon
finishing a six-pack. What is your verifiable evidence?
...
I thought so. Next time, post sober. (If you're already posting sober,
post drunk. It can't be much worse.)
>
>
> > Unless you personally know every living thing in the
> >universe, you cannot state with absolute certainty that werewolves do not
> >exist.
>
> Extra terestrial were wolveses!? Who knew?
Not you, obviously. We have always been here... :>
>
> > You may state that you have never met one, and that may be true,
> >within your knowledge. You may state that one has never come forward or
> >been examined, and that is certainly true, if you're using the
horror-movie
> >definition of "werewolf".
>
> Most people mean physical embodiment of man and wolf.
> A hybrid. But since none exist....
If you're limiting it to hybrids, make that a "yet". New genetic marvels
every day, you know. Just think, your offspring (it's assuming a lot, but
play along, huh?) could be of normal IQ!:> I'm sorry, it was just too
easy...
>
> > Defining it as impossible, without having studied
> >the problem at all, is what is known as "junk science": Science based
upon
> >conclusions rather than the results of experiments.
>
> Where are your experiments proving the existence of "Werewolves"?
<grin> I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm not the one trying to push
my worldview on everybody.:) You're the one attempting a proof, *you* do
the experiments. Oh, but stay away from that Russian spell... falling over
a beech tree at full speed is painful!:>
>
>
> >If you'd care to argue
> >further that probability states certainties, please use the form on the
> >following page to contact Mathgoodies.com for corrections of your
horribly
> >misinformed mathemagic:
> >
> >http //www mathgoodies com/about/contact_form html
> >
> >Probability may indicate that a thing is more or less likely: It cannot
> >state certainties. See the O.J. DNA evidence for an example.
> >
> Keep hope alive eh Charles?
> Reality around your house must really suck.
Not yet, but keep trying. I'm sure all your negative energy will have an
effect someday. (But quit trying to seduce Cindy Crawford telepathically;
there's a younger model out now.;)
>
> >> Chance that you're a werewolf of any kind: zero.
> >
> >The same as your IQ, no doubt. Sorry, non-scientist non-thinking
> >non-entity, but you are wrong yet again. You do not know me and have not
> >subjected me to any "tests" your steaming pile of brain remnants would be
> >able to invent.
>
> You quickly decend into the ad homs. How unpredictable!!!
I just wanted you to feel comfortable, Rally.:>
>
> > You have no data, and are thus not entitled to draw a
> >conclusion on my specific wereness. Thanks for playing. Buh-bye.
> >
> Ive seen pictures of you Charles. Wheres the pointy ears and the snout?
If you want to see the tail, you're at least buying me a drink first.;>
>
> >>
> >> >To calculate the odds of a werewolf's existence, first define
> >> "werewolf".
> >>
> >> Physical entity with characteristics of both wolf and man.
> >
> >Define the characteristics that would be involved, please; this is too
> >vague. Both wolf and man are mammals, for instance. Both occur in
groups.
> >Both have a hairy covering (see item 1). Both have been known to eat
meat.
> >What characteristics must be shared for a being to be classified, within
> >your definition, as a "werewolf"?
> >
> An appearance that is at least 50% wolf-like for starters.
<rolls eyes> Nothing vague about that one, huh? Look, why not pass this
whole topic off to one of your friends that actually graduated high school,
hm? I'm sure holding that dictionary in your lap while you're posting is
getting tiresome...
Wait, "friends"? I must've forgotten who I was talking to.:>
>
> >> A lycanthrope.
> >
> >Statement incomplete: Please define "lycanthrope". "Lycanthropy" has a
> >clinical definition, relating to mental illness.
> >
> Then it fits you well :)
Sorry, certified sane. Would you like the phone number of my
psychiatrist?:)
>
> >>
> >> >Then define the set of circumstances under which a werewolf may occur.
> >> >Next, define the chance of those circumstances occuring in the correct
> >> >combination. That is the probability of a werewolf's existence.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Zero, yeah, we got that.
> >
> >Yes, you've got zero upstairs, I know. Now if we could reduce your
postings
> >to zero (thus matching your likely value to civilization as we know it),
> >we'd be improving the whole world.
> >
> Lame, even for a crazy like yourself.
> Try again.
Sorry, but you don't get a lower score than zero.:>
>
> >>
> >> >(Please note that sticking your fingers in your ears and your head up
> >> your
> >> >backside so you can just say, "It can't happen" is not probability.
> >> It's
> >> >stupidity.)
> >> >
> >> No, its reality :)
> >
> >And here I thought it was physically impossible to insert your cranium
into
> >your own anal aperture... are you certain that such a thing is really
> >possible? (I've led a sheltered life.)
> >
> And thats why you fantiasize about being something you arn't.
But I *like* pretending to be human!:>
> Low self esteem, textbook case...
No sense of humor, textbook case. As for self-esteem, I'm an actor. High
self-esteem is de rigeur, you see, in order to take the abuse of the average
director at the average audition.:>
>
> >
> >
> >> >In the case of spiritual werewolves, the probability is an unknown,
> >> since we
> >> >cannot measure the spirit in any meaningful way.
> >>
> >> Then all "evidence" youve given is moot and irrelevant.
> >
> >As are your objections to same.:) How does it feel, knowing that you've
> >been making an empty argument on a subject you know nothing about?
> >
> I know when people are in denial about their own humanity :)
Don't you have to have something to be in denial about it?;) Kidding.
Seriously, I know full well what I am. I'm a Christian werewolf, with
lupine spirituality. When I show up at the Pearly Gates, I may just use the
doggy door.;>
On the other hand, I don't really know what you are... and the best guess I
have isn't very flattering. (Accurate, maybe, but not flattering.)
> Your so called 'spiritual' werewolf is so loosely defined as to be
meaningless.
> Anyone can just |decide| to be one.
> So its nothing more than Role Playing.
You've been talking to Lord Albrecht again, haven't you?:> You know you
shouldn't trust him... all Silver Fangs are crazy.;>
Truly, though, care to try that "spirituality is role-playing" stuff at your
local church? (I know you've never been inside, but really, the ceiling
won't fall in... I think.;) After all, the definition of "Christian" is,
"Somebody who believes in Christ"... isn't that every bit as vague?
>
> >> >I'm not the one claiming he knows everything about reality while
abusing
> >> >others. Which of us is the schizo, again? :>
> >> >
> >> Abusing!?!? Get a grip Charles.
> >
> >Well, most of the more descriptive terms are partly-Germanic and quite
> >vulgar. (And "molesting" has acquired a most unfortunate subtext.) This
> >was the most accurate word I could use for the act of belaboring a group
he
> >is not interested in with bad science and worse dialogue.
> >
> How do you know what my interests are?
Why do you think I'm talking about you? Read again: I'm talking about Dave
the Name-of-the-week Hyena. Liking him is one thing, but no obsessions,
please... isn't one restraining order enough? (That reminds me... how's
your mother?;)
> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
>
Nah, I read posts and play big bad human.:>
Yours as an everyday actor,
The wolfish,
Winterwolf
> When did the "weres" or Self delunsional people take over this
> newsgroup and drive out all the people who were "merely" fans of good
> horror movies with werewolves in em and stuff?
Actually the "self Delusional weres" have been on this group for
almost the better part of a decade now. Now as far as delusional well
I got 3 words for you. Pot..Kettle..Black I leave you with that
interpretation. Werewolves in context to how they are depicted in
hollywood movies or hell even in myth, donot exist. However myths do
tend to derive from some semblance of truth, people just donot sit
around out of boredom and think up mythological critters for their
shear enjoyment. Mythologies are essentially aspects that early
cultures put to phenomenon they could not explain at the time. Such
as for example the Werewolf craze during the middleages which was
later determined that ergot, which people were digesting through
eating bread, was causing them to have severe hallucinations. At that
time there was no knowledge of what was causing those behaviors only
the humoral theory (bile, sanguine, melancholy & phlem) which did not
explain the pysiological aspects of why those people were experiencing
hallucinations.
Now as far as you calling "spiritual weres" delusional thats a falsity
and they are no more delusional than you probably are yourself. Some
spiritual weres have claimed to reach trancendence higher alters of
consciousnes, where some claim its more of a trance and some their
spirit animal takes hold of their body. Regardless of the method
Trance and possession are considered a common and integral part of
religions and spiritualities and more so they are common in western
religious and spiritual practices. Native Americans for example. It
is only when this so called "delusion" or altered perception or
reality in concordance with outside forces the "were spirit" so to
speak is undesireable or causes pathological disfunction, then that is
when it would be considered an Dissociative Trance Disorder and said
individual should seek counseling.
> Cos I think this groups decline into stupidy, drooling, and now death
> can be dated firmly to then.
The only ones that has caused this group to decline into stupidity are
the fools who think this is some sort of roleplaying group. As they
had in the past countless times. I first stumbled upon this group
back in late August of 95, I have seen my share of stupidity on here.
However I was under the assumption that this group was for the
discussion of were related topics, be it werewolf literature, werewolf
movies, and yes even spirituality. They all have their place.
Thats just my two bones worth
Winterwolf
"Proud Sponser of Inky, the Apocalyptic Cat(tm)"
Raoul Xemblonsky III
>"Raoul Xemblonsky III" <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
>news:bo0ac.55959$3Y1....@fe09.usenetserver.com...
>> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
><106fkn3...@corp.supernews.com>:
>>
>> >Since there's absolutely nothing else to respond to, Mr. Zandrisky, I
>shall
>> >answer:
>> >
>> You need a spal chacker.
>
>No thanks, my spals are just fine. You?:>
>
Now you claim to be possessed?
>>
>> >"Raoul Xemblonsky III" <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
>> >news:n7I9c.42560$sb5....@fe26.usenetserver.com...
>> >> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
>> >> <106ebsq...@corp.supernews.com>:
>> >>
>> >> >Actually, I'm calling you a mealy-mouthed delusional hypocrite. I'm
>> >> also
>> >> >saying you're so scared that we might actually have a purpose in
>> >> gathering
>> >> >here that you'd take plastique to Usenet if you could, just so you
>could
>> >> >jump up and down on your spindly little legs and cackle.
>> >> >
>> >> Cute. Well at least you didnt accuse him of being a Nazi :)
>> >
>> >I'm never that crass.:)
>>
>>
>> Calling him a mealy mouthed delusional hypocrite with spindly little legs
>> isn't crass!?!?
>
>You have a problem with spindly little legs? No, that was not crass. It
>was a polite insult.:>
>
He's no longer here. How brave of you to qualify his feelings for him.
>>
>> > As far as I'm concerned, people who are wrong
>> >merely need to be corrected. If they're wrong by accident, then they
>shall
>> >amend. If they are wrong on purpose (see the salutation for an example),
>> >then at least it's been firmly established.
>>
>> So you're choosing to be wrong on purpose.
>> Interesting...
>
>About your name, yes. To paraphrase a Python: "It is a silly name, and
>deserving of mockery". (John Cleese optional.;)
>
I fart in your general direction.
>>
>> >There is no need to descend to
>> >such depths of hyperbole as accusing someone of supporting the German
>> >Workers' Party.
>> >
>> You called him a terrorist in effect, basically the same thing.
>
>No, I called him a mealy-mouthed, delusional hypocrite with spindly little
>legs. Don't you read your own posts?:>
Read it again up there dim-bulb.
> It's safe, besides, to say he'd
>like to take plastique to Usenet;
And now you admit it...must be part of your split personality, eh?
> if Usenet had a physical embodiment,
>plastique would allow him to take out newsgroups one at a time until the
>whole house of punchcards came folding in on itself like a l33t at a
>spelling bee.:>
>
Riiiiiiiiiiiight. You need to get out more.
>>
>> >>
>> >> >I've given the exact same definition of "spiritual werewolf" to
>Kamatu,
>> >> >Snuhwolf, Safari, and you several times before. Feel free to Google,
>> >> >assuming you can do something besides trigger the macro you've been
>> >> using to
>> >> >write your messages for you. Better yet, read the FAQ, which states
>> >> >outright the difference between spiritual werewolves and the
>werewolves
>> >> you
>> >> >keep trying to say we're "pretending" to be, no matter how stupid it
>> >> makes
>> >> >you look.
>> >> >
>> >> Actually this rant makes you look pretty silly.
>> >> Heh.
>> >
>> ><cocks head> Tough call. Who's sillier:
>> >
>> >1. Dave the Name-changing Hyena, who can't understand the meaning of the
>> >word "spiritual" and thinks there are werewolves lurking behind every
>> >electronic tree?
>> >
>>
>> I didnt get that from his post at all. It seems like he dosent believe in
>> werewolves.
>
>Why, how can you say that? Just look at how avidly he defends our right to
>call ourselves "pee-shifting" werewolves, even claiming we've already
>developed such powers!
He was mocking you dimmy.
> Clearly, his is the zeal of the prophet!
So is yours as you've been claiming a right be a "spiritual" werewolf.
Gotten any converts to your little cult?
>Admittedly, we've never taken advantage of such spirited defense of a right
>we don't need, but I'm sure his forceful personality will... will...
>
>I'm sorry, I can't keep going on that. I'm about to fall over laughing.:>
>
Take your meds Charles.
>>
>> >or:
>> >
>> >2. Wanderer Werewolf, who politely tells him
>>
>> By calling him a usenet terrorist.
>> Hypocrite much?
>
>Firstly, I didn't call him a terrorist, O obstreperous ogre.
>
You implied it. Dodge and weave some more now.
>Second, as the words above illustrate, anything can be said politely. Ask
>any Brit: There are ways to politely condemn someone to eternal fire.:>
>
You're not British, Lone Star Shifter.
>>
>> > what he can do with such gross
>> >and purposeful misinformation while explaining the real purpose of the
>> >newsgroup? (The purpose: To discuss werewolves. Whether spiritual or
>> >fictional or what-have-you, this is a group for discussing werewolves,
>and
>> >we would appreciate it if you at least paid lip service to the concept,
>> >rather than playing white-trash tourist and throwing your candy wrappers
>all
>> >over.)
>> >
>>
>> You certainly have a vivid imagination. And it helps you dodge the issues
>quite
>> well I might add.
>
>My imagination *is* vivid.
Sure, some would call it hallucinations...
> For instance, I like to imagine you as a
>stalwart proponent of logic, with the hairstyle of a young Tab Hunter,
>answering my arguments logically and in detail.
>
I see much gayness in you Charles. Time to get in touch with your inner ass-
bandit.
>It'll never happen, of course, and you're really a teenager who failed his
>speech class and thinks the wet look is still in, as evidenced by that stray
>lock of greasy bangs that dips down over your forehead to make you look like
>young Clark Kent turned Danny Petrillo. But I like to imagine.:>
>
Like I said; fantasies about young men.
I'll get you a pink tee shirt for christmas.
>>
>> >> >
>> >> >Ah, so you're God now? You know everything in all the world, and
>> >> anything
>> >> >you don't know doesn't exist? Well, if what you know makes up the
>whole
>> >> >world, I have just one thing to say:
>> >> >
>> >> >o/It's a small world after all...\o ;)
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> I'd like to buy the world a coke...
>> >
>> >o/... and keep it company... \o I saw that commercial, too. Couldn't
>you
>> >make a joke out of that setup?
>> >
>>
>> The setup was the joke :)
>
>And as setups go, that one was a joke. Try harder, will you?
>
To make you look stupid? You do all my work for me.
>>
>> >>
>> >> >Go study probability, Dave the Know-nothing Hyena. There's a nice
>> >> section
>> >> >about how you can't prove certainty or a negative with probability.
>You
>> >> can
>> >> >only define the likelihood. (You must've missed the O.J. trial.)
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> And the likelyhood is zero.
>> >
>> >Gad, another one that thinks probability is some sort of hammer he can
>hit
>> >people with. Allow me to explain, O unthinking one:
>> >
>> >http //www mathgoodies com/lessons/vol6/intro_probability html
>> >
>> >A probability cannot be zero unless you can conclusively, using only
>> >verifiable evidence, within the definition of the problem, state that an
>> >outcome is impossible.
>>
>> The outcome of any quest to find real werewolves would be: zero.
>
>Your optimism is astonishing. Was Pollyanna your grandma?
>
Stop obsessing about my grandmother.
>"Verifiable evidence", O self-deifier, does not include your thoughts upon
>finishing a six-pack. What is your verifiable evidence?
>
What kind of wolf types on a computer?
Now go howl at the moon, freak.
>...
>
>I thought so. Next time, post sober. (If you're already posting sober,
>post drunk. It can't be much worse.)
>
Dont project your chemical dependencies on me crazy boi.
>>
>>
>> > Unless you personally know every living thing in the
>> >universe, you cannot state with absolute certainty that werewolves do not
>> >exist.
>>
>> Extra terestrial were wolveses!? Who knew?
>
>Not you, obviously. We have always been here... :>
>
So now you're an alien as well as a werewolf? Tell me, how bad _does_ life have
to be to make one play make-believe werewolf?
>>
>> > You may state that you have never met one, and that may be true,
>> >within your knowledge. You may state that one has never come forward or
>> >been examined, and that is certainly true, if you're using the
>horror-movie
>> >definition of "werewolf".
>>
>> Most people mean physical embodiment of man and wolf.
>> A hybrid. But since none exist....
>
>If you're limiting it to hybrids, make that a "yet". New genetic marvels
>every day, you know. Just think, your offspring (it's assuming a lot, but
>play along, huh?) could be of normal IQ!:> I'm sorry, it was just too
>easy...
>
Yours couldn't however :)
Werewolves still dont exist.
>>
>> > Defining it as impossible, without having studied
>> >the problem at all, is what is known as "junk science": Science based
>upon
>> >conclusions rather than the results of experiments.
>>
>> Where are your experiments proving the existence of "Werewolves"?
>
><grin> I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm not the one trying to push
>my worldview on everybody.:)
Right. You're the one claiming to be a "spiritual" werewolf.
> You're the one attempting a proof, *you* do
>the experiments. Oh, but stay away from that Russian spell... falling over
>a beech tree at full speed is painful!:>
>
You'd have to be pretty stupid to think that reciting a poem around a campfire
and hopping over a log under moonlight would have any effect on the physical
universe.
Grow the fuck up.
>>
>>
>> >If you'd care to argue
>> >further that probability states certainties, please use the form on the
>> >following page to contact Mathgoodies.com for corrections of your
>horribly
>> >misinformed mathemagic:
>> >
>> >http //www mathgoodies com/about/contact_form html
>> >
>> >Probability may indicate that a thing is more or less likely: It cannot
>> >state certainties. See the O.J. DNA evidence for an example.
>> >
>> Keep hope alive eh Charles?
>> Reality around your house must really suck.
>
>Not yet, but keep trying. I'm sure all your negative energy will have an
>effect someday. (But quit trying to seduce Cindy Crawford telepathically;
>there's a younger model out now.;)
>
Theres no such thing as negative mental energy. Your thoughts have no effect on
the outcome of anything outside of certain experiments in physics.
And who cares about the sub-atomic world anyway?
>>
>> >> Chance that you're a werewolf of any kind: zero.
>> >
>> >The same as your IQ, no doubt. Sorry, non-scientist non-thinking
>> >non-entity, but you are wrong yet again. You do not know me and have not
>> >subjected me to any "tests" your steaming pile of brain remnants would be
>> >able to invent.
>>
>> You quickly decend into the ad homs. How unpredictable!!!
>
>I just wanted you to feel comfortable, Rally.:>
>
Then I should call you a fuckhead :)
>>
>> > You have no data, and are thus not entitled to draw a
>> >conclusion on my specific wereness. Thanks for playing. Buh-bye.
>> >
>> Ive seen pictures of you Charles. Wheres the pointy ears and the snout?
>
>If you want to see the tail, you're at least buying me a drink first.;>
>
You have no tail. Nor pointy ears, nor wet nose at the end of a snout.
>>
>> >>
>> >> >To calculate the odds of a werewolf's existence, first define
>> >> "werewolf".
>> >>
>> >> Physical entity with characteristics of both wolf and man.
>> >
>> >Define the characteristics that would be involved, please; this is too
>> >vague. Both wolf and man are mammals, for instance. Both occur in
>groups.
>> >Both have a hairy covering (see item 1). Both have been known to eat
>meat.
>> >What characteristics must be shared for a being to be classified, within
>> >your definition, as a "werewolf"?
>> >
>> An appearance that is at least 50% wolf-like for starters.
>
><rolls eyes> Nothing vague about that one, huh? Look, why not pass this
>whole topic off to one of your friends that actually graduated high school,
>hm? I'm sure holding that dictionary in your lap while you're posting is
>getting tiresome...
>
Wearing you down am I Charles?
>Wait, "friends"? I must've forgotten who I was talking to.:>
>
Classics never die eh?
>>
>> >> A lycanthrope.
>> >
>> >Statement incomplete: Please define "lycanthrope". "Lycanthropy" has a
>> >clinical definition, relating to mental illness.
>> >
>> Then it fits you well :)
>
>Sorry, certified sane. Would you like the phone number of my
>psychiatrist?:)
>
Go for it.
>>
>> >>
>> >> >Then define the set of circumstances under which a werewolf may occur.
>> >> >Next, define the chance of those circumstances occuring in the correct
>> >> >combination. That is the probability of a werewolf's existence.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Zero, yeah, we got that.
>> >
>> >Yes, you've got zero upstairs, I know. Now if we could reduce your
>postings
>> >to zero (thus matching your likely value to civilization as we know it),
>> >we'd be improving the whole world.
>> >
>> Lame, even for a crazy like yourself.
>> Try again.
>
>Sorry, but you don't get a lower score than zero.:>
>
Still a zero probability of werewolves Charles.
>>
>> >>
>> >> >(Please note that sticking your fingers in your ears and your head up
>> >> your
>> >> >backside so you can just say, "It can't happen" is not probability.
>> >> It's
>> >> >stupidity.)
>> >> >
>> >> No, its reality :)
>> >
>> >And here I thought it was physically impossible to insert your cranium
>into
>> >your own anal aperture... are you certain that such a thing is really
>> >possible? (I've led a sheltered life.)
>> >
>> And thats why you fantiasize about being something you arn't.
>
>But I *like* pretending to be human!:>
>
Try pretending to be intelligent.
>> Low self esteem, textbook case...
>
>No sense of humor, textbook case. As for self-esteem, I'm an actor.
So you admit that you're just pretending to be a werewolf?
Glad you could finally admit that.
> High
>self-esteem is de rigeur, you see, in order to take the abuse of the average
>director at the average audition.:>
>
More big dreams? First werewolf, then alien, and now actor?
Whats next?
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >> >In the case of spiritual werewolves, the probability is an unknown,
>> >> since we
>> >> >cannot measure the spirit in any meaningful way.
>> >>
>> >> Then all "evidence" youve given is moot and irrelevant.
>> >
>> >As are your objections to same.:) How does it feel, knowing that you've
>> >been making an empty argument on a subject you know nothing about?
>> >
>> I know when people are in denial about their own humanity :)
>
>Don't you have to have something to be in denial about it?;) Kidding.
>Seriously, I know full well what I am. I'm a Christian werewolf, with
>lupine spirituality. When I show up at the Pearly Gates, I may just use the
>doggy door.;>
>
You saw All Dogs go to Heaven too many times Charles.
>On the other hand, I don't really know what you are... and the best guess I
>have isn't very flattering. (Accurate, maybe, but not flattering.)
>
Uh huh. Us trolls are pure evil.
>> Your so called 'spiritual' werewolf is so loosely defined as to be
>meaningless.
>> Anyone can just |decide| to be one.
>> So its nothing more than Role Playing.
>
>You've been talking to Lord Albrecht again, haven't you?:> You know you
>shouldn't trust him... all Silver Fangs are crazy.;>
>
>Truly, though, care to try that "spirituality is role-playing" stuff at your
>local church? (I know you've never been inside, but really, the ceiling
>won't fall in... I think.;) After all, the definition of "Christian" is,
>"Somebody who believes in Christ"... isn't that every bit as vague?
>
So now you hide behind the church and say that god made you a werewolf?
I think god made you brain damaged.
>>
>> >> >I'm not the one claiming he knows everything about reality while
>abusing
>> >> >others. Which of us is the schizo, again? :>
>> >> >
>> >> Abusing!?!? Get a grip Charles.
>> >
>> >Well, most of the more descriptive terms are partly-Germanic and quite
>> >vulgar. (And "molesting" has acquired a most unfortunate subtext.) This
>> >was the most accurate word I could use for the act of belaboring a group
>he
>> >is not interested in with bad science and worse dialogue.
>> >
>> How do you know what my interests are?
>
>Why do you think I'm talking about you? Read again: I'm talking about Dave
>the Name-of-the-week Hyena. Liking him is one thing, but no obsessions,
>please... isn't one restraining order enough? (That reminds me... how's
>your mother?;)
>
Fine. Yours is in the hospital suffering yet another nervous breakdown from
your constant play-acting werewolf in the house I hear.
>> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
>>
>
>Nah, I read posts and play big bad human.:>
>
Try playing Sane Normal Guy for a while.
§ńühwřŁf
<47719c78.04033...@posting.google.com>:
>dsa...@yahoo.co.uk (Dave The Apostate Hyena) wrote in message
news:<4062bfc6...@news.individual.net>...
>> When did the "weres" or Self delunsional people take over this
>> newsgroup and drive out all the people who were "merely" fans of good
>> horror movies with werewolves in em and stuff?
>
>Actually the "self Delusional weres" have been on this group for
>almost the better part of a decade now. Now as far as delusional well
>I got 3 words for you. Pot..Kettle..Black I leave you with that
>interpretation.
He left yesterday. How very "brave" of you to flame somwon MIA.
> Werewolves in context to how they are depicted in
>hollywood movies or hell even in myth, donot exist. However myths do
>tend to derive from some semblance of truth,
Or a psycological need to explain reality in the pre-science days of
humans cultural & intellectual evolution.
>people just donot sit
>around out of boredom and think up mythological critters for their
>shear enjoyment.
Tell that to Puff the Magic Dragon and Barney.
>Mythologies are essentially aspects that early
>cultures put to phenomenon they could not explain at the time. Such
>as for example the Werewolf craze during the middleages which was
>later determined that ergot, which people were digesting through
>eating bread, was causing them to have severe hallucinations. At that
>time there was no knowledge of what was causing those behaviors only
>the humoral theory (bile, sanguine, melancholy & phlem) which did not
>explain the pysiological aspects of why those people were experiencing
>hallucinations.
>
Lets not forget the Salem witch trials...
>Now as far as you calling "spiritual weres" delusional thats a falsity
>and they are no more delusional than you probably are yourself.
I'm a "spiritual troll". Now dont deny me my "spirituality"!
>Some
>spiritual weres have claimed to reach trancendence higher alters of
>consciousnes,
WTF? In *english* please.
>where some claim its more of a trance and some their
>spirit animal takes hold of their body. Regardless of the method
>Trance and possession are considered a common and integral part of
>religions and spiritualities and more so they are common in western
>religious and spiritual practices.
So you're saying that white bored children with no cultural identity are
now stealing NA belief systems in order to validate their werewolf
fantasies?
I agree :)
> Native Americans for example.
Gee...I was right :)
> It
>is only when this so called "delusion" or altered perception or
>reality in concordance with outside forces the "were spirit" so to
>speak is undesireable or causes pathological disfunction, then that is
>when it would be considered an Dissociative Trance Disorder and said
>individual should seek counseling.
>
Um, if you're going about claiming to be a werewolf at all...you have BIG
ISSUES.
>> Cos I think this groups decline into stupidy, drooling, and now death
>> can be dated firmly to then.
>
>The only ones that has caused this group to decline into stupidity are
>the fools who think this is some sort of roleplaying group. As they
>had in the past countless times. I first stumbled upon this group
>back in late August of 95, I have seen my share of stupidity on here.
And you came back to renew the stupidity?
Kewl :)
>However I was under the assumption that this group was for the
>discussion of were related topics, be it werewolf literature, werewolf
>movies, and yes even spirituality. They all have their place.
>
Its a flame group now shitstain, deal with it.
>Thats just my two bones worth
>
So its worth nothing.
Got it :)
King Snuhw()1f
Wanderer
Skipping the insults for the sake of extreme brevity:
Dave hasn't told me he's leaving. As far as I know, he's reading this very
post. (Besides, you claimed to *be* him in another post...)
Actually, most people who meet me think I *am* British.:)
No, I will not go out with you.
No, I *still* will not go out with you. Send the pink tee-shirt, though...
Mother would like to wear it.
What kind of wolf types on a computer? How about Wolf Blitzer?;) Forgot
that werewolves are part human, did we? (Poor Raffles... so young to be
suffering from senility...)
I won't get drunk with you, either.
If you don't recognize a Babylon 5 reference, you're worse off than I
thought. See your doctor, please.
No, Xemblinkys don't exist. Ask any werewolf.;)
Yes, I'm a spiritual werewolf. And you're a total loss.
If it's "grown up" to spend all your spare time flaming people on the
Internet, I'll stay just as I am, thank you... loving, caring, and prone to
howl at the moon. Even a zoo would be better than being like you.
I should think *you'd* care about the sub-atomic world. Isn't that where
your mind is? It's small enough.;)
No, to make *me* feel comfortable, you actually post logical questions and
answers. I don't expect the impossible from you, though...
I'll have you know I *do* have a tail. Ask my friends. They've all seen
it.:>
No, you're not wearing me down. I'm just getting the bends from coming down
to your level.
I'll do you one better; here's my psychiatrist's e-mail address:
If you really prefer the telephone (and assuming you know how to use one;),
his number is (817) 921-3431. Have fun!:)
That's because certainties don't have probabilities, silly.:>
Actually, I admit I've been put on the short list to join the cast of an
animated feature. More details when the director clears me to discuss
them...
Nah, I read Magnifi-cat. Mother's feline, you see.;)
Not evil, poor thing. Just misguided. (And maybe slightly dim.)
God made me as I am, and that includes being a werewolf. If you want to
argue the point, take it up with Him.:> (Oh, and technically, I *do* have a
brain dysfunction; I think much faster than most people.)
Mother's home, but thanks for asking. The chemo is going well, and her
voice is slowly returning. Oh, wish me luck with a job interview tomorrow,
everywere!:)
I *am* a sane, normal guy... no caps required. You should try it
sometime.:>
Yours briefly,
The wordy,
Raoul Xemblonsky III
<106psil...@corp.supernews.com>:
><snip>
>
>Skipping the insults for the sake of extreme brevity:
>
Translation: I post edit things that hit too close to home and shame me.
We know Charles, we know.
>Dave hasn't told me he's leaving. As far as I know, he's reading this
very
>post. (Besides, you claimed to *be* him in another post...)
>
Its fun to fool the stupid.
He left btw.
>Actually, most people who meet me think I *am* British.:)
>
Because you affect a phony accent?
Man...you're one messed up kid.
>No, I will not go out with you.
>
Who asked, dimmy?
>No, I *still* will not go out with you. Send the pink tee-shirt,
though...
>Mother would like to wear it.
>
Your *mom* is gay!?!?!?
>What kind of wolf types on a computer? How about Wolf Blitzer?;)
Thats a name, not a descriptive noun stupid.
>Forgot
>that werewolves are part human, did we? (Poor Raffles... so young to be
>suffering from senility...)
>
I'm not the one claiming to be a mythological creature.
>I won't get drunk with you, either.
>
Did I ask you to? Lonely much?
>If you don't recognize a Babylon 5 reference, you're worse off than I
>thought. See your doctor, please.
>
>No, Xemblinkys don't exist. Ask any werewolf.;)
>
Trolls are everywhere.
>Yes, I'm a spiritual werewolf. And you're a total loss.
>
I'm happy just being sane, thanks for careing.
>If it's "grown up" to spend all your spare time flaming people on the
>Internet, I'll stay just as I am, thank you... loving, caring, and prone
to
>howl at the moon. Even a zoo would be better than being like you.
>
You're a "zoo" also? Decided to come clean about the animal sex eh?
>I should think *you'd* care about the sub-atomic world. Isn't that
where
>your mind is? It's small enough.;)
>
>No, to make *me* feel comfortable, you actually post logical questions
and
>answers. I don't expect the impossible from you, though...
>
I dont expect you to actually answer my posts *in* context either,
Charles.
>I'll have you know I *do* have a tail. Ask my friends. They've all
seen
>it.:>
>
Invisible friends dont count.
>No, you're not wearing me down. I'm just getting the bends from coming
down
>to your level.
>
It works in the reverse actually. FYI
>I'll do you one better; here's my psychiatrist's e-mail address:
>
>jwit...@airmail.net
>
Suuuuuuuuuuuuure ;)
BTW, you just opened him up to SPAMMERS nimrod.
>If you really prefer the telephone (and assuming you know how to use
one;),
>his number is (817) 921-3431. Have fun!:)
>
I'll search it and see what a liar you are, kay?
>That's because certainties don't have probabilities, silly.:>
>
>Actually, I admit I've been put on the short list to join the cast of an
>animated feature. More details when the director clears me to discuss
>them...
>
Just like that cookbook you had planned: more fantasy.
>Nah, I read Magnifi-cat. Mother's feline, you see.;)
>
>Not evil, poor thing. Just misguided. (And maybe slightly dim.)
>
>God made me as I am, and that includes being a werewolf. If you want to
>argue the point, take it up with Him.:> (Oh, and technically, I *do*
have a
>brain dysfunction; I think much faster than most people.)
>
So you're stupid at twice the speed?
Agreed :)
>Mother's home, but thanks for asking. The chemo is going well, and her
>voice is slowly returning. Oh, wish me luck with a job interview
tomorrow,
>everywere!:)
>
Be sure and tell them you're a werwolf.
>I *am* a sane, normal guy... no caps required. You should try it
>sometime.:>
>
I'm doing it now :)
Winterwolf
> Tell that to Puff the Magic Dragon and Barney.
Sorry that is not part of MY culture, therefore it is not considered a
mythology, mearly a story for the entertainment of the drooling youth.
Go research myths, I highly doubt you will find Barney as one of them.
>
> >Mythologies are essentially aspects that early
> >cultures put to phenomenon they could not explain at the time. Such
> >as for example the Werewolf craze during the middleages which was
> >later determined that ergot, which people were digesting through
> >eating bread, was causing them to have severe hallucinations. At that
> >time there was no knowledge of what was causing those behaviors only
> >the humoral theory (bile, sanguine, melancholy & phlem) which did not
> >explain the pysiological aspects of why those people were experiencing
> >hallucinations.
> >
>
> Lets not forget the Salem witch trials...
Wow you actually remembered some semblance of historical events I am
impressed. Actually no I am not sorry to boost your ego. The Salem
witch trials had everything to do with people intepreting abnormal
behavior in negative ways, has absolutely nothing to do with
werewolves. Nope, thats right salem witch trials were about the mass
paranoia of "witches" not explicitly werewolves otherwise it ..
would .. be .. called .. the.. Salem Werewolf trials.
> >Now as far as you calling "spiritual weres" delusional thats a falsity
> >and they are no more delusional than you probably are yourself.
>
> I'm a "spiritual troll". Now dont deny me my "spirituality"!
Hey if you want to call yourself that, I have no problems with that,
this is a republic after all and people have the right to believe what
they want.
> >Some
> >spiritual weres have claimed to reach trancendence higher alters of
> >consciousnes,
>
> WTF? In *english* please.
Hrmm maybe you should seriously consider going to a learning
institution and recieveing some sort of higher education, obviously
your lacking, if you donot understand basic concepts.
> >where some claim its more of a trance and some their
> >spirit animal takes hold of their body. Regardless of the method
> >Trance and possession are considered a common and integral part of
> >religions and spiritualities and more so they are common in western
> >religious and spiritual practices.
>
> So you're saying that white bored children with no cultural identity are
> now stealing NA belief systems in order to validate their werewolf
> fantasies?
> I agree :)
The question is, are you making underlying racial stereotypes. Hrmmmm
gee (wonders sarcastically). I said nothing concerning race only that
these concepts are integral to "Western" religious and spiritual
practices. WTF are you talking about?
> > Native Americans for example.
>
> Gee...I was right :)
Wow we did not see this one coming LOL being that it was orginally
stuck in the same paragraph but, your learning the basic concepts of
reading comprehension so I will give you some credit there. Good for
you LOL.
> > It
> >is only when this so called "delusion" or altered perception or
> >reality in concordance with outside forces the "were spirit" so to
> >speak is undesireable or causes pathological disfunction, then that is
> >when it would be considered an Dissociative Trance Disorder and said
> >individual should seek counseling.
> >
> Um, if you're going about claiming to be a werewolf at all...you have BIG
> ISSUES.
Oh and I suppose your the poster boy for dictating who has issues. I
Don't think so, in REALITY everyone has issues yups OMG including you.
Want proof of that, then I suggest you have a reality check on this
little NG your posting to.
> >> Cos I think this groups decline into stupidy, drooling, and now death
> >> can be dated firmly to then.
> >
> >The only ones that has caused this group to decline into stupidity are
> >the fools who think this is some sort of roleplaying group. As they
> >had in the past countless times. I first stumbled upon this group
> >back in late August of 95, I have seen my share of stupidity on here.
>
> And you came back to renew the stupidity?
> Kewl :)
Nopes as stated before, and reviewing your rather short but pointless
comments I came back to REVIEW the stupidity.
> >However I was under the assumption that this group was for the
> >discussion of were related topics, be it werewolf literature, werewolf
> >movies, and yes even spirituality. They all have their place.
> >
> Its a flame group now shitstain, deal with it.
And you clearly lost this one shitstain. You clearly lack
intelligence, so far as that you have no basis of understanding for
even the simpliest of philisophical and psychological theories.
> >Thats just my two bones worth
> >
> So its worth nothing.
> Got it :)
Its Worth alot actually thats why I have the PSY.D and you have
nothing. Frankly it would not even me surprised if you lack a
highschool education. LOL Well its obvious what this board has
degernerated to, with fucking morons like snuhw who like to think they
have an intelligence factor. So being my theories have been corrected
thank you Snuhw for proving them to me on how much of a dumb ass you
clearly are, I shall take my leave.
> King Snuhw()1f
LOL here is a hint, take your 16 yr old self and go back to school.
Yes your mentality clealy reflects that age group so if you are 16,
well then you need a life, however if older than 16 well then I pity
you LOL.
Winter wolf
§ńühwřŁf
<47719c78.0404...@posting.google.com>:
>>
>> Tell that to Puff the Magic Dragon and Barney.
>
>Sorry that is not part of MY culture, therefore it is not considered a
>mythology, mearly a story for the entertainment of the drooling youth.
>Go research myths, I highly doubt you will find Barney as one of them.
This makes werwolves real how?
>>
>> >Mythologies are essentially aspects that early
>> >cultures put to phenomenon they could not explain at the time. Such
>> >as for example the Werewolf craze during the middleages which was
>> >later determined that ergot, which people were digesting through
>> >eating bread, was causing them to have severe hallucinations. At that
>> >time there was no knowledge of what was causing those behaviors only
>> >the humoral theory (bile, sanguine, melancholy & phlem) which did not
>> >explain the pysiological aspects of why those people were
experiencing
>> >hallucinations.
>> >
>>
>> Lets not forget the Salem witch trials...
>
>Wow you actually remembered some semblance of historical events I am
>impressed. Actually no I am not sorry to boost your ego. The Salem
>witch trials had everything to do with people intepreting abnormal
>behavior in negative ways, has absolutely nothing to do with
>werewolves.
Witches are supposedly supernatural beings or have those powers...as
werewolves are supposed to have also.
THerefore, both are fictitious.
>Nope, thats right salem witch trials were about the mass
>paranoia of "witches" not explicitly werewolves otherwise it ..
>would .. be .. called .. the.. Salem Werewolf trials.
>
It was superstitious people trying to explain the unknown.
This makes werewolves real how?
>> >Now as far as you calling "spiritual weres" delusional thats a
falsity
>> >and they are no more delusional than you probably are yourself.
>>
>> I'm a "spiritual troll". Now dont deny me my "spirituality"!
>
>Hey if you want to call yourself that, I have no problems with that,
>this is a republic after all and people have the right to believe what
>they want.
>
You just said it wasnt part of your culture. So exactly what region are
you pretending to be from?
>> >Some
>> >spiritual weres have claimed to reach trancendence higher alters of
>> >consciousnes,
>>
>> WTF? In *english* please.
>
>Hrmm maybe you should seriously consider going to a learning
>institution and recieveing some sort of higher education, obviously
>your lacking, if you donot understand basic concepts.
>
Its "you're" not "your" dumbass. And I have two degrees to your obvious
*none*
Try again :)
BTW, you ran "do" and "not" together.
>> >where some claim its more of a trance and some their
>> >spirit animal takes hold of their body. Regardless of the method
>> >Trance and possession are considered a common and integral part of
>> >religions and spiritualities and more so they are common in western
>> >religious and spiritual practices.
>>
>> So you're saying that white bored children with no cultural identity
are
>> now stealing NA belief systems in order to validate their werewolf
>> fantasies?
>> I agree :)
>
>The question is, are you making underlying racial stereotypes. Hrmmmm
>gee (wonders sarcastically). I said nothing concerning race only that
>these concepts are integral to "Western" religious and spiritual
>practices. WTF are you talking about?
>
Stupid white kids like yourself stealing the cultural belief systems of
Native Americans.
Duh.
>> > Native Americans for example.
>>
>> Gee...I was right :)
>
>Wow we did not see this one coming LOL being that it was orginally
>stuck in the same paragraph but, your learning the basic concepts of
>reading comprehension so I will give you some credit there. Good for
>you LOL.
>
Truth hurts don't it?
:)
>
>> > It
>> >is only when this so called "delusion" or altered perception or
>> >reality in concordance with outside forces the "were spirit" so to
>> >speak is undesireable or causes pathological disfunction, then that
is
>> >when it would be considered an Dissociative Trance Disorder and said
>> >individual should seek counseling.
>> >
>> Um, if you're going about claiming to be a werewolf at all...you have
BIG
>> ISSUES.
>
>Oh and I suppose your the poster boy for dictating who has issues. I
>Don't think so, in REALITY everyone has issues yups OMG including you.
> Want proof of that, then I suggest you have a reality check on this
>little NG your posting to.
>
I'm not the one claiming to be a werwolf :)
Try again.
>> >> Cos I think this groups decline into stupidy, drooling, and now
death
>> >> can be dated firmly to then.
>> >
>> >The only ones that has caused this group to decline into stupidity
are
>> >the fools who think this is some sort of roleplaying group. As they
>> >had in the past countless times. I first stumbled upon this group
>> >back in late August of 95, I have seen my share of stupidity on here.
>>
>> And you came back to renew the stupidity?
>> Kewl :)
>
>Nopes as stated before, and reviewing your rather short but pointless
>comments I came back to REVIEW the stupidity.
>
And add to it as well.
Good Job.
>> >However I was under the assumption that this group was for the
>> >discussion of were related topics, be it werewolf literature,
werewolf
>> >movies, and yes even spirituality. They all have their place.
>> >
>> Its a flame group now shitstain, deal with it.
>
>And you clearly lost this one shitstain. You clearly lack
>intelligence, so far as that you have no basis of understanding for
>even the simpliest of philisophical and psychological theories.
>
And your degree is in what again?
:)
Heh...
>> >Thats just my two bones worth
>> >
>> So its worth nothing.
>> Got it :)
>
>Its Worth alot actually thats why I have the PSY.D and you have
>nothing.
Sure you do. You must have bought it on the net then as your obvious lack
of writing skills so clearly shows.
> Frankly it would not even me surprised if you lack a
>highschool education. LOL Well its obvious what this board has
>degernerated to,
Get a spell checker, moron.
> with fucking morons like snuhw who like to think they
>have an intelligence factor. So being my theories have been corrected
>thank you Snuhw for proving them to me on how much of a dumb ass you
>clearly are, I shall take my leave.
>
Cry and run away now, liar :)
>> King Snuhw()1f
>
>LOL here is a hint, take your 16 yr old self and go back to school.
>Yes your mentality clealy reflects that age group so if you are 16,
>well then you need a life, however if older than 16 well then I pity
>you LOL.
>
"Clealy"? Now *thats* funny! Too bad you don't get the reference though.
SPANK
King Snuhw()1f
Wanderer
> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
> <106psil...@corp.supernews.com>:
>
> ><snip>
> >
> >Skipping the insults for the sake of extreme brevity:
> >
> Translation: I post edit things that hit too close to home and shame me.
> We know Charles, we know.
What *you* know could fit on the head of a pin... during the Angelic Tango
Competition. And not a single couple would be crowded...
We were getting too long, O obtuse one. Some day, I must send you a sign to
hang over your computer: "Edit? What's that mean?"
>
> >Dave hasn't told me he's leaving. As far as I know, he's reading this
> very
> >post. (Besides, you claimed to *be* him in another post...)
> >
> Its fun to fool the stupid.
> He left btw.
Says you, yes. Let's move on to some more of your fiction...
>
> >Actually, most people who meet me think I *am* British.:)
> >
> Because you affect a phony accent?
> Man...you're one messed up kid.
Thanks for trying.;) No, I just don't have a Texas accent. Neither does
Mother, and she was born and raised here, too. Britain is just one of the
places people think we're from... and that's why Mother affects a Southern
accent in public. (I can do it, too, but I sound like I'm from Jawjuh. Not
much of an improvement.)
>
> >No, I will not go out with you.
> >
> Who asked, dimmy?
You did, silly. Why else would you be interested in my sexual preference?
I tell you as I told the last three gays: I'm straight. That means I don't
want to date you or sleep with you. Take the hint.
>
> >No, I *still* will not go out with you. Send the pink tee-shirt,
> though...
> >Mother would like to wear it.
> >
> Your *mom* is gay!?!?!?
Mother likes pink, O immature imbecile. Some girls do, you know. Oh, and
Mother takes a Medium.
>
> >What kind of wolf types on a computer? How about Wolf Blitzer?;)
>
> Thats a name, not a descriptive noun stupid.
Like I said, no sense of humor. I'd ask if people play Aggie Jokes on you,
but how would you know?
>
> >Forgot
> >that werewolves are part human, did we? (Poor Raffles... so young to be
> >suffering from senility...)
> >
> I'm not the one claiming to be a mythological creature.
And I'm not the one claiming to be the only sane man in the world.:)
>
> >I won't get drunk with you, either.
> >
> Did I ask you to? Lonely much?
You asked if I drink. What other reason would you have? But no, I'm a
tee-totaler.
A little lonely at times, yes. Thankfully, there's a furry get-together
tomorrow night. Hopefully, Mother can do without me for a while. <sigh>
It's so annoying when most of your childhood friends either move away or
have jobs with lousy hours. (Or get married and don't even tell you, much
less invite you to the wedding... and if you're reading this, O Paisley
Turtle, I *do* mean *you*.)
>
> >If you don't recognize a Babylon 5 reference, you're worse off than I
> >thought. See your doctor, please.
I thought so. Please go look up the words, "Babylon 5". If you can bribe a
fan into spending some time with you, you might begin to dimly grasp the
original joke that glanced off that large block of granite you call a brain.
> >
> >No, Xemblinkys don't exist. Ask any werewolf.;)
> >
> Trolls are everywhere.
Technically, you're a flamer. See, Trolls are mythological creatures. Just
ask any Scandinavian.:>
>
> >Yes, I'm a spiritual werewolf. And you're a total loss.
> >
>
> I'm happy just being sane, thanks for careing.
If you were sane, you wouldn't be so interested in yelling at people from
the safety of your computer. Terrible insecurity can be a life-crippler...
please get help.
>
> >If it's "grown up" to spend all your spare time flaming people on the
> >Internet, I'll stay just as I am, thank you... loving, caring, and prone
> to
> >howl at the moon. Even a zoo would be better than being like you.
> >
> You're a "zoo" also? Decided to come clean about the animal sex eh?
If I'd done it, I'd admit it. I was talking about being locked up in a
cage... vastly preferable to your empty rhetoric.
>
> >I should think *you'd* care about the sub-atomic world. Isn't that
> where
> >your mind is? It's small enough.;)
I'd say that's two points for me... :>
> >
> >No, to make *me* feel comfortable, you actually post logical questions
> and
> >answers. I don't expect the impossible from you, though...
> >
> I dont expect you to actually answer my posts *in* context either,
> Charles.
Be fair, I answered the questions as written. More than can be said for
your responses, of course, but I'm sure your mother will gladly explain the
long words... or are you too ashamed? Perhaps that's the root of your
insecurity, the tie that binds you to flaming in an effort to achieve
respect through abuse rather than worthy effort. Perhaps you haven't told
your mother what you do online, for fear she'll find out what a bad boy
you've been and stop paying for the Internet connection?
You see, I told mine back when I got online. She likes to hear what I'm
telling you. The only thing better would be taunting you in person. Pity
you're too much the coward for that sort of thing, though.:> (And before
you ask, I pay for my own connection.)
>
> >I'll have you know I *do* have a tail. Ask my friends. They've all
> seen
> >it.:>
> >
> Invisible friends dont count.
And why would I count your friends? No, my friends are very real and
physical:
Phil Geusz
Dragon de Monsyne (yes, that's his real name)
Tyger Cowboy
Goliath Wildcat
Ryx
Rhinowolf
Kentsune
All very real people. I've also met P.N. Elrod, but she didn't get to see
my tail. I bought some of her ex's belongings, though.:>
>
> >No, you're not wearing me down. I'm just getting the bends from coming
> down
> >to your level.
> >
> It works in the reverse actually. FYI
It's called "nitrogen narcosis", FYI. The underwater, pre-ascent portion of
the bends. You see, it makes you get all sleepy and silly... sort of like
the tripe you put on the Internet, you see.:>
>
> >I'll do you one better; here's my psychiatrist's e-mail address:
> >
> >jwit...@airmail.net
> >
> Suuuuuuuuuuuuure ;)
And you wonder why I say you're in denial.:> That's Dr. James K. Witschy,
the man who officially declared me sane. Very nice man. And to think I was
his patient before he worked at the hospital in Fort Worth...
> BTW, you just opened him up to SPAMMERS nimrod.
<shrug> He's got it on the website of the hospital he's now working at. If
the spammers haven't found him by now, they're not trying.
>
> >If you really prefer the telephone (and assuming you know how to use
> one;),
> >his number is (817) 921-3431. Have fun!:)
> >
> I'll search it and see what a liar you are, kay?
You'll never mention it again, because it's his real contact number and
you'd die of an aortic rupture if you admitted I was right about anything.:>
>
> >That's because certainties don't have probabilities, silly.:>
Three points... :>
> >
> >Actually, I admit I've been put on the short list to join the cast of an
> >animated feature. More details when the director clears me to discuss
> >them...
> >
> Just like that cookbook you had planned: more fantasy.
If it is, it's not mine. I'm surprised you didn't spot it when you flamed
the furgroups a while back.
>
> >Nah, I read Magnifi-cat. Mother's feline, you see.;)
Four points... :>
> >
> >Not evil, poor thing. Just misguided. (And maybe slightly dim.)
Five points... really, Ratchet, you should try harder.:>
> >
> >God made me as I am, and that includes being a werewolf. If you want to
> >argue the point, take it up with Him.:> (Oh, and technically, I *do*
> have a
> >brain dysfunction; I think much faster than most people.)
> >
> So you're stupid at twice the speed?
> Agreed :)
If an I.Q. of 165 is stupid, then yes.:> Never join MENSA, though... the me
etings will bore you to tears...
>
> >Mother's home, but thanks for asking. The chemo is going well, and her
> >voice is slowly returning. Oh, wish me luck with a job interview
> tomorrow,
> >everywere!:)
> >
> Be sure and tell them you're a werwolf.
<cocks head> I only know one job where that would be important, and they're
not hiring until September.
>
> >I *am* a sane, normal guy... no caps required. You should try it
> >sometime.:>
> >
> I'm doing it now :)
>
No, you're flaming now. There's a difference. When you figure it out,
you'll be on The Road To Recovery.;>
Yours with a grin,
The laughing-at-you-not-with-you,
Winterwolf
> This makes werwolves real how?
>
It doesn't you dipshit, don't you know that a MYTH is exactly that NOT
REAL.
LOL your more stupid than what I first thought go get help little boy.
>
> Witches are supposedly supernatural beings or have those powers...as
> werewolves are supposed to have also.
> THerefore, both are fictitious.
Here is where your a fucking moron once more witches do exist i.e.
Tuscan Witches of Southern Italy See also Stregheria look it up
redneck its all there. Any "reliable" text or various other sources
will tell you.
Also even though its a new age belief Wiccans are considered a
practicioner of various forms of new age witchcraft be is Seax Wicca,
Pictish Wicca or Gardnerian Wicca to give you a few examples even
though its loosly based. Oh I guess they are fictional too
Hrmmm very interesting...
> It was superstitious people trying to explain the unknown.
> This makes werewolves real how?
It doesn't which was my point above with the mythology, my god your
stupid. Its obvious your reading comprehension clearly lacks.
Werewolves are NOT real ON A MYTHOLOGICAL OR HOLLYWOOD BASIS, if you
want me to refresh your pathetic little memory which you evidentally
lack.
>
> You just said it wasnt part of your culture. So exactly what region are
> you pretending to be from?
The question is "facist" is what culture are YOU from. Yes I am
calling you a Hitler loving wannabe. I clearly stated that I have no
problems with people deeming themselves werewolves or whatever, does
not bother me in the least. HOWEVER it does seem to bother you, why?
Well because your a facist fuck who deserves no less than to be put
down in the street like a sick animal. I would not be surprised in the
least if you already show a hatred for blacks, jews and homosexuals.
Sorry but I have no tolerance to ignorant rednecks such as yourself.
> >> >Some
> >> >spiritual weres have claimed to reach trancendence higher alters of
> >> >consciousnes,
> >>
> Try again :)
> BTW, you ran "do" and "not" together.
Try again? Well maybe you should review over your english little boy
being you clearly have no understanding of it. Yah I make typos on
here but your pathetic attempts to attack that are well... pathetic
you have proven yourself to be an ignorant redneck who has no
comprehension of word meanings.
Maybe you should pick up a little book called a Thesaurus or a
Dictionary. May help you understand even the simplest of words.
>
> Stupid white kids like yourself stealing the cultural belief systems of
> Native Americans.
> Duh.
For your information I am Half Native American, my Mother is Full
Native American. If anyone on here is the stupid white kid, then its
most definitely you boyo, being that you donot know jack shit about
the culture. If you do then I challenge you to prove that to me. Until
then your white trash opinions about what you "THINK" are exactly that
opinions. From the way you talk I gather your one of these middle
american White trash 16 yr olds who thinks they know everything about
any topic. Well thats sad being I just shredded you on a number of
topics. In which you clearly provided no reasonable explanations, just
mearly trying petty attempts to twist your words around to make you
sound more intelligable with frankly you failed. I already know your
a dumbass.
> Truth hurts don't it?
> :)
Aye, in your case it should. (see above) Like I said, I made my point
you failed to make yours. I win. Plain and simple. You can come back
with as many pathetic little rebuttles all you want, however that
still does not change the fact, that your nothing more than white
trash with a very low intelligence. Oh yah truth does hurt. Funny
thing is, I am sure alot of other people reading this thinks the same
thing. Your responses are idiotic.
As they were in previous posts. You cannot seem to think out
reasonable responses to anything. GET A LIFE.
> I'm not the one claiming to be a werwolf :)
> Try again.
I never once claimed to be, re read the post. YOU as the dipshit you
are, pretty much assumed, well you see where assumptions get you
absolutely nowhere. I stated over and over that I have no problems
with people who consider themselves that, barring that it does not
affect their functioning in society. But I do not expect you to know
that, you lack the reasoning.
> And add to it as well.
> Good Job.
This coming from the King of Stupidity. WOW once again
POT...KETTLE...BLACK
Go back and re read your responses I mean really. I know you have to
feel like a complete ass. You cannot provide any extensive reasons to
prove me wrong, only unintelligable dipshit responses. ROTFLMAO people
like you are the joke of society.
> And your degree is in what again?
> :)
> Heh...
And you cannot remember? Yes you clearly need help. Maybe when you
get to be a big boy, ROTFLMAO which I highly doubt and gain some sort
of higher education then maybe we will talk. Otherwise your nothing
but a joke to me. Once again see above for said reasonings.
> >> >Thats just my two bones worth
> Sure you do. You must have bought it on the net then as your obvious lack
> of writing skills so clearly shows.
Once again with the pathetic dipshit responses, you cannot match me
intellectually face it. Thats why you retort with rather weak
responses. Now this statement you just made evidentally reflects that
stupidity. Ummm for your information you cannot buy a doctoriate in
psychology on the net, I dunno what redneck west virginia white trash
world you come from, but in REALITY, you have to do undergrad and grad
school.
>
> Get a spell checker, moron.
ROTFLMAO and this is the best you can come up with... LOL ooooooooooh
that really hurts me really LOL
> > with fucking morons like snuhw who like to think they
> >have an intelligence factor. So being my theories have been corrected
> >thank you Snuhw for proving them to me on how much of a dumb ass you
> >clearly are, I shall take my leave.
> >
> Cry and run away now, liar :)
Nopes I am back for Round II to further prove that the mighty Snuhw is
nothing but an unintelligable white trash redneck. Which OMG I just
clearly proven, if you want to match words with me then come back with
some intelligent responses not dipshit remarks. Because all your doing
is making more of an ass out of yourself.
> "Clealy"? Now *thats* funny! Too bad you don't get the reference though.
> SPANK
Oh, this once again coming from a person who did not understand even
remotely half the points I made. Oh yah now that IS funny. Jokes on
you boyo. What makes it very amusing alot of other people think the
same.
This is the last I am posting to this thread, I have proven my point
on several occasions you cannot even remotely come up with a resonable
explanation to prove me wrong. So I won little snuhw go home and
cry to you mommy like the little bitch you are. LOL Redneck tornado
bait white trash.
Sorry I had to revert to your level in attempts that you may
understand them.
LOL looser
Winter Wolf
Raoul Xemblonsky III
>"Raoul Xemblonsky III" <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
>news:QHkbc.4968$Hq5....@fe18.usenetserver.com...
>> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
>> <106psil...@corp.supernews.com>:
>>
>> ><snip>
>> >
>> >Skipping the insults for the sake of extreme brevity:
>> >
>> Translation: I post edit things that hit too close to home and shame me.
>> We know Charles, we know.
>
>What *you* know could fit on the head of a pin... during the Angelic Tango
>Competition. And not a single couple would be crowded...
>
Lame, even for a nut case like yourself.
>We were getting too long, O obtuse one. Some day, I must send you a sign to
>hang over your computer: "Edit? What's that mean?"
>
Post editing is the realm of the always spanked.
>>
>> >Dave hasn't told me he's leaving. As far as I know, he's reading this
>> very
>> >post. (Besides, you claimed to *be* him in another post...)
>> >
>> Its fun to fool the stupid.
>> He left btw.
>
>Says you, yes. Let's move on to some more of your fiction...
>
Dance for me, poppet.
>>
>> >Actually, most people who meet me think I *am* British.:)
>> >
>> Because you affect a phony accent?
>> Man...you're one messed up kid.
>
>Thanks for trying.;) No, I just don't have a Texas accent. Neither does
>Mother, and she was born and raised here, too. Britain is just one of the
>places people think we're from...
Then you must be affecting a british accent. You are living in lala land arn't
you?
> and that's why Mother affects a Southern
>accent in public. (I can do it, too, but I sound like I'm from Jawjuh. Not
>much of an improvement.)
>
Try not affecting any accent...oh wait...you're an "actor" so everything you do
is merely an *act*.
Got it.
>>
>> >No, I will not go out with you.
>> >
>> Who asked, dimmy?
>
>You did, silly. Why else would you be interested in my sexual preference?
I wasn't, obsessed one.
>I tell you as I told the last three gays: I'm straight. That means I don't
>want to date you or sleep with you. Take the hint.
>
You're homophobic and obsessed with *acting* masculine?
Try dropping the phony british accent.
HTH
>>
>> >No, I *still* will not go out with you. Send the pink tee-shirt,
>> though...
>> >Mother would like to wear it.
>> >
>> Your *mom* is gay!?!?!?
>
>Mother likes pink, O immature imbecile. Some girls do, you know. Oh, and
>Mother takes a Medium.
>
Mother needs a medium to find out why you two twits are channeling a british
spirit.
>>
>> >What kind of wolf types on a computer? How about Wolf Blitzer?;)
>>
>> Thats a name, not a descriptive noun stupid.
>
>Like I said, no sense of humor. I'd ask if people play Aggie Jokes on you,
>but how would you know?
>
I'm not from texASS either, ninny.
>>
>> >Forgot
>> >that werewolves are part human, did we? (Poor Raffles... so young to be
>> >suffering from senility...)
>> >
>> I'm not the one claiming to be a mythological creature.
>
>And I'm not the one claiming to be the only sane man in the world.:)
>
Where did I say that? Dodge and weave lots more now :)
>>
>> >I won't get drunk with you, either.
>> >
>> Did I ask you to? Lonely much?
>
>You asked if I drink. What other reason would you have? But no, I'm a
>tee-totaler.
>
Yes, your fear of alcohol is well documented.
Try this: get together with your sisters friends at a bar and get drunk.
Somewhere along the line you realise that normal people drink in bars on
occasion and *dont* pretend to be werwolves.
>A little lonely at times, yes. Thankfully, there's a furry get-together
>tomorrow night.
The exact opposite of what you need: enablers.
Great.
>Hopefully, Mother can do without me for a while. <sigh>
Have her hire a professional pedicurist?
>It's so annoying when most of your childhood friends either move away or
>have jobs with lousy hours. (Or get married and don't even tell you, much
>less invite you to the wedding... and if you're reading this, O Paisley
>Turtle, I *do* mean *you*.)
>
Try not blurting out unnecessary information like...oh..."I'm a werewoof"???
>>
>> >If you don't recognize a Babylon 5 reference, you're worse off than I
>> >thought. See your doctor, please.
>
>I thought so. Please go look up the words, "Babylon 5". If you can bribe a
>fan into spending some time with you, you might begin to dimly grasp the
>original joke that glanced off that large block of granite you call a brain.
>
Babylon 5 was dull. Andromeda is much better.
>> >
>> >No, Xemblinkys don't exist. Ask any werewolf.;)
>> >
>> Trolls are everywhere.
>
>Technically, you're a flamer. See, Trolls are mythological creatures. Just
>ask any Scandinavian.:>
>
I know trondheim...but I'm not a flamer. Whatever makes you think that?
:)
>>
>> >Yes, I'm a spiritual werewolf. And you're a total loss.
>> >
>>
>> I'm happy just being sane, thanks for careing.
>
>If you were sane, you wouldn't be so interested in yelling at people from
>the safety of your computer. Terrible insecurity can be a life-crippler...
>please get help.
>
Who's yelling? I'm just asking you some simple questions but you keep getting
all defensive and huffy.
>>
>> >If it's "grown up" to spend all your spare time flaming people on the
>> >Internet, I'll stay just as I am, thank you... loving, caring, and prone
>> to
>> >howl at the moon. Even a zoo would be better than being like you.
>> >
>> You're a "zoo" also? Decided to come clean about the animal sex eh?
>
>If I'd done it, I'd admit it. I was talking about being locked up in a
>cage... vastly preferable to your empty rhetoric.
>
Well if you're a werewolf then I must have mind control powers and am making
you respond to my posts.
I 0wN j00!!!!
>>
>> >I should think *you'd* care about the sub-atomic world. Isn't that
>> where
>> >your mind is? It's small enough.;)
>
>I'd say that's two points for me... :>
Because I ignored a text-book lame than went out in the 90's?
Try addressing the issues then intead of dodging and weaving.
Oh wait...you're an actor who affects an english accent and your "friends"
think your so freaky deaky they don't ask you to their wedding.
What *was* I thinking?
>> >
>> >No, to make *me* feel comfortable, you actually post logical questions
>> and
>> >answers. I don't expect the impossible from you, though...
>> >
>> I dont expect you to actually answer my posts *in* context either,
>> Charles.
>
>Be fair, I answered the questions as written.
Snipping text and post editing is the realm of the *perennially* SPANKED, such
as yourself :)
> More than can be said for
>your responses, of course, but I'm sure your mother will gladly explain the
>long words... or are you too ashamed? Perhaps that's the root of your
>insecurity, the tie that binds you to flaming in an effort to achieve
>respect through abuse rather than worthy effort.
Too funny. This from a guy who lives with mom and lacks a drivers licence.
Try again now :)
> Perhaps you haven't told
>your mother what you do online, for fear she'll find out what a bad boy
>you've been and stop paying for the Internet connection?
>
My folks are well aware of my usenet status.
Bow before me! Teh net-god!!!
>You see, I told mine back when I got online. She likes to hear what I'm
>telling you.
Really? Is mommy a werwoof too then?
> The only thing better would be taunting you in person. Pity
>you're too much the coward for that sort of thing, though.:> (And before
>you ask, I pay for my own connection.)
>
Huh? You want to go RL on me now? Man, you weres are all defensive about what
people think of you yet you deny that you care what others think. "Those
horrible mundanes"!!!
Sure...
>>
>> >I'll have you know I *do* have a tail. Ask my friends. They've all
>> seen
>> >it.:>
>> >
>> Invisible friends dont count.
>
>And why would I count your friends? No, my friends are very real and
>physical:
>
>Phil Geusz
>Dragon de Monsyne (yes, that's his real name)
>Tyger Cowboy
>Goliath Wildcat
>Ryx
>Rhinowolf
>Kentsune
>
I bet they just *love* being outed like that. But hey, you were dumb enough to
post the phone number of your HMO to usenet.
>All very real people. I've also met P.N. Elrod, but she didn't get to see
>my tail. I bought some of her ex's belongings, though.:>
>
How will they fit in your trailer?
>>
>> >No, you're not wearing me down. I'm just getting the bends from coming
>> down
>> >to your level.
>> >
>> It works in the reverse actually. FYI
>
>It's called "nitrogen narcosis", FYI. The underwater, pre-ascent portion of
>the bends. You see, it makes you get all sleepy and silly... sort of like
>the tripe you put on the Internet, you see.:>
>
At least *I'm* entertaining...
>>
>> >I'll do you one better; here's my psychiatrist's e-mail address:
>> >
>> >jwit...@airmail.net
>> >
>> Suuuuuuuuuuuuure ;)
>
>And you wonder why I say you're in denial.:> That's Dr. James K. Witschy,
>the man who officially declared me sane. Very nice man. And to think I was
>his patient before he worked at the hospital in Fort Worth...
>
You mean this one?
Jps Health Network
2400 Circle Dr
Fort Worth, TX 76119
How much did you have to bribe him to get a "sane" designation?
BTW, I could find doctors to support the opposite diagnosis. They do it all the
time in court.
>> BTW, you just opened him up to SPAMMERS nimrod.
>
><shrug> He's got it on the website of the hospital he's now working at. If
>the spammers haven't found him by now, they're not trying.
>
Geeenyus...spammers run bots on usenet that harvest addys.
Put your PC away: you're too stupid for the net.
>>
>> >If you really prefer the telephone (and assuming you know how to use
>> one;),
>> >his number is (817) 921-3431. Have fun!:)
>> >
>> I'll search it and see what a liar you are, kay?
>
>You'll never mention it again, because it's his real contact number and
>you'd die of an aortic rupture if you admitted I was right about anything.:>
>
Nope. I searched the whitepages...its a hmo or something.
You might not be "dangerous" but you're certainly not 100% sane by any measure.
>>
>> >That's because certainties don't have probabilities, silly.:>
>
>Three points... :>
>
<rolls eyes>
>> >
>> >Actually, I admit I've been put on the short list to join the cast of an
>> >animated feature. More details when the director clears me to discuss
>> >them...
>> >
>> Just like that cookbook you had planned: more fantasy.
>
>If it is, it's not mine. I'm surprised you didn't spot it when you flamed
>the furgroups a while back.
>
I'm not a flamer, I'm a troll.
Do try and keep up.
>>
>> >Nah, I read Magnifi-cat. Mother's feline, you see.;)
>
>Four points... :>
>
You're saying that your mom is "were"?????
And she thinks shes a cat or something?????
Jumpin Jebus but they grows em stoopid in texASS.
>> >
>> >Not evil, poor thing. Just misguided. (And maybe slightly dim.)
>
>Five points... really, Ratchet, you should try harder.:>
>
>> >
>> >God made me as I am, and that includes being a werewolf. If you want to
>> >argue the point, take it up with Him.:> (Oh, and technically, I *do*
>> have a
>> >brain dysfunction; I think much faster than most people.)
>> >
>> So you're stupid at twice the speed?
>> Agreed :)
>
>If an I.Q. of 165 is stupid, then yes.:> Never join MENSA, though... the me
>etings will bore you to tears...
>
Honey, if you have an IQ of 165 then why the hell don't you have a good job?
Oh yeah...silly me...you spend all your time trying to figure out how to become
a physical werewoof.
Grow up Charles, its really not too late :)
>>
>> >Mother's home, but thanks for asking. The chemo is going well, and her
>> >voice is slowly returning. Oh, wish me luck with a job interview
>> tomorrow,
>> >everywere!:)
>> >
>> Be sure and tell them you're a werwolf.
>
><cocks head> I only know one job where that would be important, and they're
>not hiring until September.
>
Six Flags over texASS?
>>
>> >I *am* a sane, normal guy... no caps required. You should try it
>> >sometime.:>
>> >
>> I'm doing it now :)
>>
>
>No, you're flaming now. There's a difference. When you figure it out,
>you'll be on The Road To Recovery.;>
>
Not a flamer actually. Just a run-of-the-mill garden-variety troll :)
See you tomorrow, Charles.
Diortem
I havent, but if you look at the logic shown, appearantly, that is
still not as crass as if he was called a Nazi.
> >> > As far as I'm concerned, people who are wrong
> >> >merely need to be corrected. If they're wrong by accident, then they
> shall
> >> >amend. If they are wrong on purpose (see the salutation for an
> example),
> >> >then at least it's been firmly established.
> >>
> >> So you're choosing to be wrong on purpose.
> >> Interesting...
> >>
> >> >There is no need to descend to
> >> >such depths of hyperbole as accusing someone of supporting the German
> >> >Workers' Party.
> >> >
> >> You called him a terrorist in effect, basically the same thing.
> >
> >Ok, I think your reading too much into this.... I never really saw
> >anyone call anyone else anything of the sort.....
>
>
> Charles said;
>
> ">> >Actually, I'm calling you a mealy-mouthed delusional hypocrite.
> I'm
> >> also
> >> >> >saying you're so scared that we might actually have a purpose in
> gathering
> >> >> >here that you'd take plastique to Usenet if you could, just so you
> could ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> >> >> >jump up and down on your spindly little legs and cackle."
>
> SO MAYBE read a little more carefully, net abuser?
Maybe... maybe I understand the fact that the usenet is not physical,
so it is all a mental image that should not be taken literally....
maybe you should learn this idea.... might lighten your life a little.
>
> >the only name
> >calling I saw him do was the whole spindly legs thing (which by the
> >way, made me smile... VERY funny mental image).
> >
>
> A real laugh riot....yeah.
Well it made me laugh... more then you have done as of yet.
ANd people think IM over serious! Damn! BTW: when you find a way to
blow up something with NO PHYSICAL LOCATION to centralize at, then you
can take it seriously... till then, lighten up, and get your head out
of your pompus ass.
Forget statistics.... do YOU believe life is out there?
Doubt it.... just their protege... with kinda depresses me that could
find someone that would want to be like them.
> >> >>
> >> >> >(Please note that sticking your fingers in your ears and your head
> up
> your
> >> >> >backside so you can just say, "It can't happen" is not
> probability.
> It's
> >> >> >stupidity.)
> >> >> >
> >> >> No, its reality :)
> >> >
> >> >And here I thought it was physically impossible to insert your
> cranium into
> >> >your own anal aperture... are you certain that such a thing is really
> >> >possible? (I've led a sheltered life.)
> >> >
> >> And thats why you fantiasize about being something you arn't.
> >> Low self esteem, textbook case...
> >
> >You obviously iether a: dont have a sense of humor to miss the comedy
> >of what has been said, and/or b: you decided not to read Dave's words
> >before this.
> >
> I read them much more closely than you it seems.
Yet you cant do the same here.....
>
> >To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me grinning.
> >
>
> So we'll put you down as "easily amused".
If you like.... course you'll have to wait and see if it's true.
Besides, if you think about it, wouldnt replying if I wasnt amused
really be a waste of time?
Yeah, but he didnt ask if his interests were known.... you did that
one.
> Try once more now, with *feeling*.
*does the chicken dance.... WITH FEELING!!!!*
>
> >> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
> >
> >*laughs and wonders what the next part of this discussion will give*
> >
> >Diortem, curious enough to read the next volume.
> >
> Is it a logical volume? Where did you set the partitions?
....Volume can also mean book... and you set partion sizes, not
locations.... *sighs* ComputerNerdPosers....
§ńühwřŁf
<47719c78.04040...@posting.google.com>:
>§ńühwřŁf <snuhwo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:<c4mlcp$2jqukl$1@ID-
137945.news.uni-berlin.de>...
>> Winterwolf <nite...@ecinet2000.com> wrote in
>> <47719c78.0404...@posting.google.com>:
>>
>> >>
>
>> This makes werwolves real how?
>>
>It doesn't you dipshit, don't you know that a MYTH is exactly that NOT
>REAL.
Just checking. You seem to be under the delusion that werwolves exist.
>LOL your more stupid than what I first thought go get help little boy.
>
Go get some writing skills :)
>>
>
>> Witches are supposedly supernatural beings or have those powers...as
>> werewolves are supposed to have also.
>> THerefore, both are fictitious.
>
>Here is where your a fucking moron once more witches do exist i.e.
>Tuscan Witches of Southern Italy See also Stregheria look it up
>redneck its all there. Any "reliable" text or various other sources
>will tell you.
I'm the redneck? Your writing skills tell a different story :)
>Also even though its a new age belief Wiccans are considered a
>practicioner of various forms of new age witchcraft be is Seax Wicca,
>Pictish Wicca or Gardnerian Wicca to give you a few examples even
>though its loosly based. Oh I guess they are fictional too
>Hrmmm very interesting...
>
But can they fly around on broomsticks and change people into toads?
>> It was superstitious people trying to explain the unknown.
>> This makes werewolves real how?
>
>It doesn't which was my point above with the mythology, my god your
>stupid.
Right. Whatever you say, Mr. Run-on sentences.
>Its obvious your reading comprehension clearly lacks.
I'd say my reading and writing skills dwarf yours :)
>Werewolves are NOT real ON A MYTHOLOGICAL OR HOLLYWOOD BASIS, if you
>want me to refresh your pathetic little memory which you evidentally
>lack.
>
Hollywood didn't make real actors put on make-up and act in real movies
about
werewolves?
Hmmmm...
>>
>> You just said it wasnt part of your culture. So exactly what region
are
>> you pretending to be from?
>
>The question is "facist" is what culture are YOU from. Yes I am
>calling you a Hitler loving wannabe.
Seems like I can still attract the emotionally frail to respond to my
posts :)
BTW, Godwin's law & all that.
>I clearly stated that I have no
>problems with people deeming themselves werewolves or whatever, does
>not bother me in the least.
But you just said they arn't real. How can that be?
>HOWEVER it does seem to bother you, why?
Because its fun to watch crazy people defend untenable theories?
>Well because your a facist fuck who deserves no less than to be put
>down in the street like a sick animal. I would not be surprised in the
>least if you already show a hatred for blacks, jews and homosexuals.
You left out baby raper, hth.
>Sorry but I have no tolerance to ignorant rednecks such as yourself.
>
Really? Lots of self-hate going on then eh?
My condolences :)
>> >> >Some
>> >> >spiritual weres have claimed to reach trancendence higher alters
of
>> >> >consciousnes,
>> >>
>
>> Try again :)
>> BTW, you ran "do" and "not" together.
>
>Try again? Well maybe you should review over your english little boy
>being you clearly have no understanding of it.
Do you know what a run-on sentence is?
>Yah I make typos on
>here but your pathetic attempts to attack that are well... pathetic
Yeah, I guess it is kind of lazy to just beat you about the head with the
most
obvious things. I promise to try harder in the future :)
>you have proven yourself to be an ignorant redneck who has no
>comprehension of word meanings.
I see...
>Maybe you should pick up a little book called a Thesaurus or a
>Dictionary. May help you understand even the simplest of words.
>
Will it make me believe in werewolves like you do?
:)
>
>>
>
>> Stupid white kids like yourself stealing the cultural belief systems
of
>> Native Americans.
>> Duh.
>
>For your information I am Half Native American, my Mother is Full
>Native American.
Kewl. You might want to ask the government for a refund for your english
classes though :)
>If anyone on here is the stupid white kid, then its
>most definitely you boyo, being that you donot know jack shit about
>the culture.
I know enough not to steal it :)
>If you do then I challenge you to prove that to me. Until
>then your white trash opinions about what you "THINK" are exactly that
>opinions.
Um, you could use either a semi-colon there or a hyphen.
HTH
>From the way you talk I gather your one of these middle
>american White trash 16 yr olds who thinks they know everything about
>any topic.
Yeah, that must be it :)
> Well thats sad being I just shredded you on a number of
>topics.
Ooooooooh! You said "shredded". You're my idol now :)
>In which you clearly provided no reasonable explanations, just
>mearly trying petty attempts to twist your words around to make you
>sound more intelligable with frankly you failed.
So since you can claim to be 50% NA, I guess you could use the excuse
that
english isn't your native language.
>I already know your
>a dumbass.
>
ZING! I bow to your l337ness.
>> Truth hurts don't it?
>> :)
>
>Aye, in your case it should. (see above) Like I said, I made my point
>you failed to make yours. I win. Plain and simple. You can come back
>with as many pathetic little rebuttles all you want, however that
>still does not change the fact, that your nothing more than white
>trash with a very low intelligence. Oh yah truth does hurt. Funny
>thing is, I am sure alot of other people reading this thinks the same
>thing. Your responses are idiotic.
Your writing skills don't really lead us to believe that *you* are the
superior
intellect though.
Sorry :(
>As they were in previous posts. You cannot seem to think out
>reasonable responses to anything. GET A LIFE.
>
How original. Now tell me more about how its ok for people to think that
they're werewolves :)
>
>> I'm not the one claiming to be a werwolf :)
>> Try again.
>
>I never once claimed to be, re read the post. YOU as the dipshit you
>are, pretty much assumed, well you see where assumptions get you
>absolutely nowhere. I stated over and over that I have no problems
>with people who consider themselves that, barring that it does not
>affect their functioning in society. But I do not expect you to know
>that, you lack the reasoning.
>
So its ok if people go about believing in aliens and santa claus too?
Hmmm...ok...let me put it this way; wouldn't it be better if you told
them that
they were living in a fantasy world?
>
>> And add to it as well.
>> Good Job.
>
>This coming from the King of Stupidity. WOW once again
>POT...KETTLE...BLACK
>Go back and re read your responses I mean really. I know you have to
>feel like a complete ass.
Better than a half-ass.
:)
>You cannot provide any extensive reasons to
>prove me wrong, only unintelligable dipshit responses. ROTFLMAO people
>like you are the joke of society.
>
Sure ;) But I'm not the one letting my friends go about spewing nonsense
about
how they are big bad werewoofses :)
>
> > And your degree is in what again?
>> :)
>> Heh...
>
>And you cannot remember? Yes you clearly need help. Maybe when you
>get to be a big boy, ROTFLMAO which I highly doubt and gain some sort
>of higher education then maybe we will talk. Otherwise your nothing
>but a joke to me. Once again see above for said reasonings.
>
Right. See you tomorrow oWnEd One :)
>
>> >> >Thats just my two bones worth
>
>> Sure you do. You must have bought it on the net then as your obvious
lack
>> of writing skills so clearly shows.
>
>Once again with the pathetic dipshit responses, you cannot match me
>intellectually face it.
You could use a comma in there methinks :)
>Thats why you retort with rather weak
>responses. Now this statement you just made evidentally reflects that
>stupidity. Ummm for your information you cannot buy a doctoriate in
>psychology on the net, I dunno what redneck west virginia white trash
>world you come from, but in REALITY, you have to do undergrad and grad
>school.
>
There is no way in hell that an idiot with your, and I'm using the term
in the
loosest of senses, writing skills could possibly have attained a BA in
*anything*.
Because if thats the case, then higher education in this country is a
sham.
>>
>> Get a spell checker, moron.
>
>ROTFLMAO and this is the best you can come up with... LOL ooooooooooh
>that really hurts me really LOL
>
When one considers your text as a whole. It shows you for the lack-wit
you
truly are.
:)
>
>> > with fucking morons like snuhw who like to think they
>> >have an intelligence factor. So being my theories have been corrected
>> >thank you Snuhw for proving them to me on how much of a dumb ass you
>> >clearly are, I shall take my leave.
>> >
>> Cry and run away now, liar :)
>
>
>Nopes I am back for Round II to further prove that the mighty Snuhw is
>nothing but an unintelligable white trash redneck. Which OMG I just
>clearly proven, if you want to match words with me then come back with
>some intelligent responses not dipshit remarks. Because all your doing
>is making more of an ass out of yourself.
>
Actually, you're doing my job for me :)
Keep typing dimmy.
>
>> "Clealy"? Now *thats* funny! Too bad you don't get the reference
though.
>> SPANK
>
>Oh, this once again coming from a person who did not understand even
>remotely half the points I made. Oh yah now that IS funny. Jokes on
>you boyo. What makes it very amusing alot of other people think the
>same.
>
<ZHWING> Thats the sound of the "clealy" reference going through that big
old
empty head of yours :)
>
>This is the last I am posting to this thread, I have proven my point
>on several occasions you cannot even remotely come up with a resonable
>explanation to prove me wrong.
What was your point again? Oh yeah, you came here to impress us all with
your
writing skills.
Brilliant!
>So I won little snuhw go home and
>cry to you mommy like the little bitch you are. LOL Redneck tornado
>bait white trash.
>Sorry I had to revert to your level in attempts that you may
>understand them.
>
Is that the excuse you're going to use now that you realise how shabby
your so-
called arguments appear?
Well....if its the best you can do :)
>LOL looser
>
>Winter Wolf
>
See you tomorrow, spanky :)
King Snuhw()1f
Diortem
> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in <106vcgh...@corp.supernews.com>:
>
> >"Raoul Xemblonsky III" <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
> >news:QHkbc.4968$Hq5....@fe18.usenetserver.com...
> >> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
> >> <106psil...@corp.supernews.com>:
> >>
> >> ><snip>
> >> >
> >> >Skipping the insults for the sake of extreme brevity:
> >> >
> >> Translation: I post edit things that hit too close to home and shame me.
> >> We know Charles, we know.
> >
> >What *you* know could fit on the head of a pin... during the Angelic Tango
> >Competition. And not a single couple would be crowded...
> >
> Lame, even for a nut case like yourself.
>
> >We were getting too long, O obtuse one. Some day, I must send you a sign to
> >hang over your computer: "Edit? What's that mean?"
> >
> Post editing is the realm of the always spanked.
Funny how the only ones who say this are the ones who are trylling to
troll...
> >>
> >> >Dave hasn't told me he's leaving. As far as I know, he's reading this
> very
> >> >post. (Besides, you claimed to *be* him in another post...)
> >> >
> >> Its fun to fool the stupid.
> >> He left btw.
> >
> >Says you, yes. Let's move on to some more of your fiction...
> >
> Dance for me, poppet.
More troll speach... CRIKEY! At this rate, we might learn their wierd
and angry society very soon! Lets get a closer look!
> >>
> >> >Actually, most people who meet me think I *am* British.:)
> >> >
> >> Because you affect a phony accent?
> >> Man...you're one messed up kid.
> >
> >Thanks for trying.;) No, I just don't have a Texas accent. Neither does
> >Mother, and she was born and raised here, too. Britain is just one of the
> >places people think we're from...
>
> Then you must be affecting a british accent. You are living in lala land arn't
> you?
How does an accent say that? Real or not?
> > and that's why Mother affects a Southern
> >accent in public. (I can do it, too, but I sound like I'm from Jawjuh. Not
> >much of an improvement.)
> >
> Try not affecting any accent...oh wait...you're an "actor" so everything you do
> is merely an *act*.
> Got it.
Kinda like you acting tough, huh?
> >>
> >> >No, I will not go out with you.
> >> >
> >> Who asked, dimmy?
> >
> >You did, silly. Why else would you be interested in my sexual preference?
>
> I wasn't, obsessed one.
I have seen you make much bigger streches.... in this argument alone,
so I suggest you stop while you still have a place to stand here.
> >I tell you as I told the last three gays: I'm straight. That means I don't
> >want to date you or sleep with you. Take the hint.
> >
> You're homophobic and obsessed with *acting* masculine?
> Try dropping the phony british accent.
> HTH
How long did you need to think that up? Its an awfully complex setup
for a troll.
> >>
> >> >No, I *still* will not go out with you. Send the pink tee-shirt,
> though...
> >> >Mother would like to wear it.
> >> >
> >> Your *mom* is gay!?!?!?
> >
> >Mother likes pink, O immature imbecile. Some girls do, you know. Oh, and
> >Mother takes a Medium.
> >
> Mother needs a medium to find out why you two twits are channeling a british
> spirit.
Explain why an accent is so important to you please?
> >>
> >> >What kind of wolf types on a computer? How about Wolf Blitzer?;)
> >>
> >> Thats a name, not a descriptive noun stupid.
> >
> >Like I said, no sense of humor. I'd ask if people play Aggie Jokes on you,
> >but how would you know?
> >
> I'm not from texASS either, ninny.
>
Love the respect we are seeing here.... just ready to bask in it.
> >> >Forgot
> >> >that werewolves are part human, did we? (Poor Raffles... so young to be
> >> >suffering from senility...)
> >> >
> >> I'm not the one claiming to be a mythological creature.
> >
> >And I'm not the one claiming to be the only sane man in the world.:)
> >
> Where did I say that? Dodge and weave lots more now :)
>
> >>
> >> >I won't get drunk with you, either.
> >> >
> >> Did I ask you to? Lonely much?
> >
> >You asked if I drink. What other reason would you have? But no, I'm a
> >tee-totaler.
> >
> Yes, your fear of alcohol is well documented.
> Try this: get together with your sisters friends at a bar and get drunk.
> Somewhere along the line you realise that normal people drink in bars on
> occasion and *dont* pretend to be werwolves.
And do you think there are normal people who dont get drunk?
> >A little lonely at times, yes. Thankfully, there's a furry get-together
> >tomorrow night.
>
> The exact opposite of what you need: enablers.
> Great.
>
> >Hopefully, Mother can do without me for a while. <sigh>
>
> Have her hire a professional pedicurist?
>
> >It's so annoying when most of your childhood friends either move away or
> >have jobs with lousy hours. (Or get married and don't even tell you, much
> >less invite you to the wedding... and if you're reading this, O Paisley
> >Turtle, I *do* mean *you*.)
> >
> Try not blurting out unnecessary information like...oh..."I'm a werewoof"???
>
> >>
> >> >If you don't recognize a Babylon 5 reference, you're worse off than I
> >> >thought. See your doctor, please.
> >
> >I thought so. Please go look up the words, "Babylon 5". If you can bribe a
> >fan into spending some time with you, you might begin to dimly grasp the
> >original joke that glanced off that large block of granite you call a brain.
> >
> Babylon 5 was dull. Andromeda is much better.
Never seen it... but I have to agree about Babylon 5... wasnt my
cup-oh-tea iether... but then, most of the long-running live sci-fi's
tend to dissapoint me after a while.... why the cable system is not my
friend right now.
> >> >
> >> >No, Xemblinkys don't exist. Ask any werewolf.;)
> >> >
> >> Trolls are everywhere.
> >
> >Technically, you're a flamer. See, Trolls are mythological creatures. Just
> >ask any Scandinavian.:>
> >
> I know trondheim...but I'm not a flamer. Whatever makes you think that?
> :)
Wanderer? Its all yours.
>
> >>
> >> >Yes, I'm a spiritual werewolf. And you're a total loss.
> >> >
> >>
> >> I'm happy just being sane, thanks for careing.
> >
> >If you were sane, you wouldn't be so interested in yelling at people from
> >the safety of your computer. Terrible insecurity can be a life-crippler...
> >please get help.
> >
> Who's yelling? I'm just asking you some simple questions but you keep getting
> all defensive and huffy.
Actually, I see alot of humor in his posts... you seem to miss it.
> >>
> >> >If it's "grown up" to spend all your spare time flaming people on the
> >> >Internet, I'll stay just as I am, thank you... loving, caring, and prone
> to
> >> >howl at the moon. Even a zoo would be better than being like you.
> >> >
> >> You're a "zoo" also? Decided to come clean about the animal sex eh?
> >
> >If I'd done it, I'd admit it. I was talking about being locked up in a
> >cage... vastly preferable to your empty rhetoric.
> >
> Well if you're a werewolf then I must have mind control powers and am making
> you respond to my posts.
> I 0wN j00!!!!
1st: stop the leet crap.... its nothing but worthless text stylized
because a bunch of people never learned how to type right and wanted
to be "cool" about it.
2nd: Tell us what he will respond with then! I want a magic show!
> >>
> >> >I should think *you'd* care about the sub-atomic world. Isn't that
> where
> >> >your mind is? It's small enough.;)
> >
> >I'd say that's two points for me... :>
>
> Because I ignored a text-book lame than went out in the 90's?
> Try addressing the issues then intead of dodging and weaving.
> Oh wait...you're an actor who affects an english accent and your "friends"
> think your so freaky deaky they don't ask you to their wedding.
> What *was* I thinking?
>
You werent thinkng like the troll you are.... you would have responded
if you were.
> >> >
> >> >No, to make *me* feel comfortable, you actually post logical questions
> and
> >> >answers. I don't expect the impossible from you, though...
> >> >
> >> I dont expect you to actually answer my posts *in* context either,
> >> Charles.
> >
> >Be fair, I answered the questions as written.
>
> Snipping text and post editing is the realm of the *perennially* SPANKED, such
> as yourself :)
Would you mind letting him finish before you start? Your starting to
sound like a politician!
> > More than can be said for
> >your responses, of course, but I'm sure your mother will gladly explain the
> >long words... or are you too ashamed? Perhaps that's the root of your
> >insecurity, the tie that binds you to flaming in an effort to achieve
> >respect through abuse rather than worthy effort.
>
> Too funny. This from a guy who lives with mom and lacks a drivers licence.
> Try again now :)
>
> > Perhaps you haven't told
> >your mother what you do online, for fear she'll find out what a bad boy
> >you've been and stop paying for the Internet connection?
> >
> My folks are well aware of my usenet status.
> Bow before me! Teh net-god!!!
Why?
> >You see, I told mine back when I got online. She likes to hear what I'm
> >telling you.
>
> Really? Is mommy a werwoof too then?
You havent been paying attention, have you?
> > The only thing better would be taunting you in person. Pity
> >you're too much the coward for that sort of thing, though.:> (And before
> >you ask, I pay for my own connection.)
> >
> Huh? You want to go RL on me now? Man, you weres are all defensive about what
> people think of you yet you deny that you care what others think. "Those
> horrible mundanes"!!!
> Sure...
People are horrible... simple fact. Just watch a crowd and you will
see exactly what I mean.
To you, maybe... Ive gotten my biggest laughs from Wanderer here....
and not even he has beaten the mental images I commented on earlier
yet.
> >>
> >> >I'll do you one better; here's my psychiatrist's e-mail address:
> >> >
> >> >jwit...@airmail.net
> >> >
> >> Suuuuuuuuuuuuure ;)
> >
> >And you wonder why I say you're in denial.:> That's Dr. James K. Witschy,
> >the man who officially declared me sane. Very nice man. And to think I was
> >his patient before he worked at the hospital in Fort Worth...
> >
> You mean this one?
> Jps Health Network
> 2400 Circle Dr
> Fort Worth, TX 76119
>
> How much did you have to bribe him to get a "sane" designation?
> BTW, I could find doctors to support the opposite diagnosis. They do it all the
> time in court.
>
> >> BTW, you just opened him up to SPAMMERS nimrod.
> >
> ><shrug> He's got it on the website of the hospital he's now working at. If
> >the spammers haven't found him by now, they're not trying.
> >
> Geeenyus...spammers run bots on usenet that harvest addys.
> Put your PC away: you're too stupid for the net.
They can put said bots into any website too... hell, they can use even
less savory ways if you pay attention to technology news.
> >>
> >> >If you really prefer the telephone (and assuming you know how to use
> one;),
> >> >his number is (817) 921-3431. Have fun!:)
> >> >
> >> I'll search it and see what a liar you are, kay?
> >
> >You'll never mention it again, because it's his real contact number and
> >you'd die of an aortic rupture if you admitted I was right about anything.:>
> >
> Nope. I searched the whitepages...its a hmo or something.
> You might not be "dangerous" but you're certainly not 100% sane by any measure.
Is anyone 100% sane? I mean, if so, name them and Safari will hate
them... they would be like Rei Ayanami.
> >>
> >> >That's because certainties don't have probabilities, silly.:>
> >
> >Three points... :>
> >
> <rolls eyes>
>
> >> >
> >> >Actually, I admit I've been put on the short list to join the cast of an
> >> >animated feature. More details when the director clears me to discuss
> >> >them...
> >> >
> >> Just like that cookbook you had planned: more fantasy.
> >
> >If it is, it's not mine. I'm surprised you didn't spot it when you flamed
> >the furgroups a while back.
> >
> I'm not a flamer, I'm a troll.
> Do try and keep up.
The difference is....
>
> >>
> >> >Nah, I read Magnifi-cat. Mother's feline, you see.;)
> >
> >Four points... :>
> >
> You're saying that your mom is "were"?????
> And she thinks shes a cat or something?????
> Jumpin Jebus but they grows em stoopid in texASS.
And yet you asked about this way up toward the beginning of this
entry....
Well that was amusing... not as much as before... but Im hoping there
will be some fresh material soon.... till then.
Raoul Xemblonsky III
<bb3fcd5.04040...@posting.google.com>:
Thats a very subjective opinion you have there. Gee, which is better?
Nazi or Talliban?
Thats a weak excuse and not worthy of consideration for a defense.
He called him a "usenet terrorist".
>>
>> >the only name
>> >calling I saw him do was the whole spindly legs thing (which by the
>> >way, made me smile... VERY funny mental image).
>> >
>>
>> A real laugh riot....yeah.
>
>Well it made me laugh... more then you have done as of yet.
>
So sue me.
Thats your defense of Charles calling Dave a "usenet terrorist"?
I think the over eager use of that term lessens the solemnity of 9/11.
How insensitive of Charles.
Personally? Yes, but its either very far away or it knows we're here but
dosen't want to have a damn thing to do with us.
Nice three fer you have going there. And you're a shining example of what?
Oh yes- St00pidity.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >(Please note that sticking your fingers in your ears and your head
>> up
>> your
>> >> >> >backside so you can just say, "It can't happen" is not
>> probability.
>> It's
>> >> >> >stupidity.)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> No, its reality :)
>> >> >
>> >> >And here I thought it was physically impossible to insert your
>> cranium into
>> >> >your own anal aperture... are you certain that such a thing is really
>> >> >possible? (I've led a sheltered life.)
>> >> >
>> >> And thats why you fantiasize about being something you arn't.
>> >> Low self esteem, textbook case...
>> >
>> >You obviously iether a: dont have a sense of humor to miss the comedy
>> >of what has been said, and/or b: you decided not to read Dave's words
>> >before this.
>> >
>> I read them much more closely than you it seems.
>
>Yet you cant do the same here.....
Do what?
>>
>> >To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me grinning.
>> >
>>
>> So we'll put you down as "easily amused".
>
>If you like.... course you'll have to wait and see if it's true.
>Besides, if you think about it, wouldnt replying if I wasnt amused
>really be a waste of time?
>
Begging me to "no-life" lame you?
Too easy.
Your point?
Your drool cup needs changing, btw.
>> Try once more now, with *feeling*.
>
>*does the chicken dance.... WITH FEELING!!!!*
>
<Farts> I feel better.
>> >> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
>> >
>> >*laughs and wonders what the next part of this discussion will give*
>> >
>> >Diortem, curious enough to read the next volume.
>> >
>> Is it a logical volume? Where did you set the partitions?
>
>....Volume can also mean book... and you set partion sizes, not
>locations.... *sighs* ComputerNerdPosers....
>
Don't forget to set it as active,A55 B4nd17.
Diortem
Nazi isnt as rescent...
Explain to me how that could even be a real title.... for anyone. If
you can, I MIGHT concider your point. Otherwise, moving on.
> >>
> >> >the only name
> >> >calling I saw him do was the whole spindly legs thing (which by the
> >> >way, made me smile... VERY funny mental image).
> >> >
> >>
> >> A real laugh riot....yeah.
> >
> >Well it made me laugh... more then you have done as of yet.
> >
> So sue me.
Nah... I dont want to do more damage then what you claim dave was
called would do.
How oversensative of you.... think about what you're saying... your
comparing 9/11 to the USENET!
Thats whay I wanted to hear. And actually, I agree with the second
answer you gave here. now.. let me speculate further.... what form do
you imagine they take?
Funny that you cant spell that right. *smirks* Funnier still that you
have to resort to name calling when dealing with me. *laughs* well
what do you know? You finally got a laugh out of me!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >(Please note that sticking your fingers in your ears and your head
> >> up
> >> your
> >> >> >> >backside so you can just say, "It can't happen" is not
> >> probability.
> >> It's
> >> >> >> >stupidity.)
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> No, its reality :)
> >> >> >
> >> >> >And here I thought it was physically impossible to insert your
> cranium into
> >> >> >your own anal aperture... are you certain that such a thing is really
> >> >> >possible? (I've led a sheltered life.)
> >> >> >
> >> >> And thats why you fantiasize about being something you arn't.
> >> >> Low self esteem, textbook case...
> >> >
> >> >You obviously iether a: dont have a sense of humor to miss the comedy
> >> >of what has been said, and/or b: you decided not to read Dave's words
> >> >before this.
> >> >
> >> I read them much more closely than you it seems.
> >
> >Yet you cant do the same here.....
>
> Do what?
My point, exactly.
> >>
> >> >To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me grinning.
> >> >
> >>
> >> So we'll put you down as "easily amused".
> >
> >If you like.... course you'll have to wait and see if it's true.
> >Besides, if you think about it, wouldnt replying if I wasnt amused
> >really be a waste of time?
> >
> Begging me to "no-life" lame you?
> Too easy.
Well you've already resorted to name calling....
...that your complaining because you left the opening....
> Your drool cup needs changing, btw.
...dont know who's that is... but Im over here... oh and you might
want to get the janitor.... that looks nasty *shutters*
> >> Try once more now, with *feeling*.
> >
> >*does the chicken dance.... WITH FEELING!!!!*
> >
> <Farts> I feel better.
You wont in a moment... *hits the fan switch* you dealt it, you can
smell it!
> >> >> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
> >> >
> >> >*laughs and wonders what the next part of this discussion will give*
> >> >
> >> >Diortem, curious enough to read the next volume.
> >> >
> >> Is it a logical volume? Where did you set the partitions?
> >
> >....Volume can also mean book... and you set partion sizes, not
> >locations.... *sighs* ComputerNerdPosers....
> >
> Don't forget to set it as active,A55 B4nd17.
Once again... book, not hard drive... but even a member of
java.ComputerNerdPoserLeet.class should know that.... guess you were
just generated, werent you?
Winterwolf
someone online with typos, HOWEVER you still have not provided one
reason to prove me wrong on half the points I brought up, You mearly
retort back with dipshit remarks. Like I said before, I won, get over
it. You LOL cannot disprove me what so ever. You like to twist your
words around in feeble attempts to sound witty, but regardless of the
point you have still proven yourself to be a typical white trash
redneck. Come back with REAL answers dipshit along with FACTS to back
them up! Talking out of your ass does not help. You failed to prove
your point all you seem to do is answer questions by asking questions.
Go back and look at your previous posts, I may be the master of run on
sentences but your the fucking king of incomplete sentences. I won,
everyone here knows it, get the fuck over it. =0)
Winterwolf
Raoul Xemblonsky III
>Raoul Xemblonsky III <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
news:<sy0cc.8389$vE2....@fe01.usenetserver.com>...
>> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
<106vcgh...@corp.supernews.com>:
>>
>> >"Raoul Xemblonsky III" <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
>> >news:QHkbc.4968$Hq5....@fe18.usenetserver.com...
>> >> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
>> >> <106psil...@corp.supernews.com>:
>> >>
>> >> ><snip>
>> >> >
>> >> >Skipping the insults for the sake of extreme brevity:
>> >> >
>> >> Translation: I post edit things that hit too close to home and shame me.
>> >> We know Charles, we know.
>> >
>> >What *you* know could fit on the head of a pin... during the Angelic Tango
>> >Competition. And not a single couple would be crowded...
>> >
>> Lame, even for a nut case like yourself.
>>
>> >We were getting too long, O obtuse one. Some day, I must send you a sign
to
>> >hang over your computer: "Edit? What's that mean?"
>> >
>> Post editing is the realm of the always spanked.
>
>Funny how the only ones who say this are the ones who are trylling to
>troll...
>
You answer for Charles now?
I hope he's paying you.
>> >>
>> >> >Dave hasn't told me he's leaving. As far as I know, he's reading this
>> very
>> >> >post. (Besides, you claimed to *be* him in another post...)
>> >> >
>> >> Its fun to fool the stupid.
>> >> He left btw.
>> >
>> >Says you, yes. Let's move on to some more of your fiction...
>> >
>> Dance for me, poppet.
>
>More troll speach... CRIKEY! At this rate, we might learn their wierd
>and angry society very soon! Lets get a closer look!
>
Bring your troll-o-scope...
>> >>
>> >> >Actually, most people who meet me think I *am* British.:)
>> >> >
>> >> Because you affect a phony accent?
>> >> Man...you're one messed up kid.
>> >
>> >Thanks for trying.;) No, I just don't have a Texas accent. Neither does
>> >Mother, and she was born and raised here, too. Britain is just one of the
>> >places people think we're from...
>>
>> Then you must be affecting a british accent. You are living in lala land
arn't
>> you?
>
>How does an accent say that? Real or not?
>
If he is being mistaken for "british" then it must be the way he speaks.
Charles lives in a lovely fantasy world where mommy is a were-cat and he is a
big fierce werwoof with a british accent and all the wit and charm of a country
gentleman.
>> > and that's why Mother affects a Southern
>> >accent in public. (I can do it, too, but I sound like I'm from Jawjuh.
Not
>> >much of an improvement.)
>> >
>> Try not affecting any accent...oh wait...you're an "actor" so everything you
do
>> is merely an *act*.
>> Got it.
>
>Kinda like you acting tough, huh?
>
This is me asking questions that might be painful. If you and Charles would
rather go through life with your heads firmly buried in the sand, thats your
perogative. Its mine to ask the hard questions though.
Use a kilfile if I'm making you sad.
>> >>
>> >> >No, I will not go out with you.
>> >> >
>> >> Who asked, dimmy?
>> >
>> >You did, silly. Why else would you be interested in my sexual preference?
>>
>> I wasn't, obsessed one.
>
>I have seen you make much bigger streches.... in this argument alone,
>so I suggest you stop while you still have a place to stand here.
>
Bite me.
>> >I tell you as I told the last three gays: I'm straight. That means I
don't
>> >want to date you or sleep with you. Take the hint.
>> >
>> You're homophobic and obsessed with *acting* masculine?
>> Try dropping the phony british accent.
>> HTH
>
>How long did you need to think that up? Its an awfully complex setup
>for a troll.
>
No setup. Charles addmitted that "people mistake him for being british".
He said he dosen't have a typical texas accent. Therefore its reasonable to
assume that he's doing something to sound "british".
He lives in a friggin fantasy world. Deal with it.
>> >>
>> >> >No, I *still* will not go out with you. Send the pink tee-shirt,
>> though...
>> >> >Mother would like to wear it.
>> >> >
>> >> Your *mom* is gay!?!?!?
>> >
>> >Mother likes pink, O immature imbecile. Some girls do, you know. Oh, and
>> >Mother takes a Medium.
>> >
>> Mother needs a medium to find out why you two twits are channeling a british
>> spirit.
>
>Explain why an accent is so important to you please?
>
Why would he need to? Its all part of his personality: avoid reality at all
costs.
>> >>
>> >> >What kind of wolf types on a computer? How about Wolf Blitzer?;)
>> >>
>> >> Thats a name, not a descriptive noun stupid.
>> >
>> >Like I said, no sense of humor. I'd ask if people play Aggie Jokes on you,
>> >but how would you know?
>> >
>> I'm not from texASS either, ninny.
>>
>Love the respect we are seeing here.... just ready to bask in it.
>
Bring your sunscreen.
>> >> >Forgot
>> >> >that werewolves are part human, did we? (Poor Raffles... so young to be
>> >> >suffering from senility...)
>> >> >
>> >> I'm not the one claiming to be a mythological creature.
>> >
>> >And I'm not the one claiming to be the only sane man in the world.:)
>> >
>> Where did I say that? Dodge and weave lots more now :)
>>
>> >>
>> >> >I won't get drunk with you, either.
>> >> >
>> >> Did I ask you to? Lonely much?
>> >
>> >You asked if I drink. What other reason would you have? But no, I'm a
>> >tee-totaler.
>> >
>> Yes, your fear of alcohol is well documented.
>> Try this: get together with your sisters friends at a bar and get drunk.
>> Somewhere along the line you realise that normal people drink in bars on
>> occasion and *dont* pretend to be werwolves.
>
>And do you think there are normal people who dont get drunk?
>
Yes, obviously. Whats that got to do with anything?
>> >A little lonely at times, yes. Thankfully, there's a furry get-together
>> >tomorrow night.
>>
>> The exact opposite of what you need: enablers.
>> Great.
>>
>> >Hopefully, Mother can do without me for a while. <sigh>
>>
>> Have her hire a professional pedicurist?
>>
>> >It's so annoying when most of your childhood friends either move away or
>> >have jobs with lousy hours. (Or get married and don't even tell you, much
>> >less invite you to the wedding... and if you're reading this, O Paisley
>> >Turtle, I *do* mean *you*.)
>> >
>> Try not blurting out unnecessary information like...oh..."I'm a werewoof"???
>>
>> >>
>> >> >If you don't recognize a Babylon 5 reference, you're worse off than I
>> >> >thought. See your doctor, please.
>> >
>> >I thought so. Please go look up the words, "Babylon 5". If you can bribe
a
>> >fan into spending some time with you, you might begin to dimly grasp the
>> >original joke that glanced off that large block of granite you call a
brain.
>> >
>> Babylon 5 was dull. Andromeda is much better.
>
>Never seen it... but I have to agree about Babylon 5... wasnt my
>cup-oh-tea iether... but then, most of the long-running live sci-fi's
>tend to dissapoint me after a while.... why the cable system is not my
>friend right now.
>
Too bad you cant see 'Trippin the Rift' on the sci-fi channel.
CGI babes with VLB's.
>> >> >
>> >> >No, Xemblinkys don't exist. Ask any werewolf.;)
>> >> >
>> >> Trolls are everywhere.
>> >
>> >Technically, you're a flamer. See, Trolls are mythological creatures.
Just
>> >ask any Scandinavian.:>
>> >
>> I know trondheim...but I'm not a flamer. Whatever makes you think that?
>> :)
>
>Wanderer? Its all yours.
>>
>> >>
>> >> >Yes, I'm a spiritual werewolf. And you're a total loss.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> I'm happy just being sane, thanks for careing.
>> >
>> >If you were sane, you wouldn't be so interested in yelling at people from
>> >the safety of your computer. Terrible insecurity can be a life-crippler...
>> >please get help.
>> >
>> Who's yelling? I'm just asking you some simple questions but you keep
getting
>> all defensive and huffy.
>
>Actually, I see alot of humor in his posts... you seem to miss it.
>
Must be a werwoof thing then huh?
>> >>
>> >> >If it's "grown up" to spend all your spare time flaming people on the
>> >> >Internet, I'll stay just as I am, thank you... loving, caring, and prone
>> to
>> >> >howl at the moon. Even a zoo would be better than being like you.
>> >> >
>> >> You're a "zoo" also? Decided to come clean about the animal sex eh?
>> >
>> >If I'd done it, I'd admit it. I was talking about being locked up in a
>> >cage... vastly preferable to your empty rhetoric.
>> >
>> Well if you're a werewolf then I must have mind control powers and am making
>> you respond to my posts.
>> I 0wN j00!!!!
>
>1st: stop the leet crap.... its nothing but worthless text stylized
>because a bunch of people never learned how to type right and wanted
>to be "cool" about it.
>
M4|<3 |\/|3 :)
>2nd: Tell us what he will respond with then! I want a magic show!
>
Nothing. Charles tends to run away when confronted.
>> >>
>> >> >I should think *you'd* care about the sub-atomic world. Isn't that
>> where
>> >> >your mind is? It's small enough.;)
>> >
>> >I'd say that's two points for me... :>
>>
>> Because I ignored a text-book lame than went out in the 90's?
>> Try addressing the issues then intead of dodging and weaving.
>> Oh wait...you're an actor who affects an english accent and your "friends"
>> think your so freaky deaky they don't ask you to their wedding.
>> What *was* I thinking?
>>
>You werent thinkng like the troll you are.... you would have responded
>if you were.
>
Really?
>> >> >
>> >> >No, to make *me* feel comfortable, you actually post logical questions
>> and
>> >> >answers. I don't expect the impossible from you, though...
>> >> >
>> >> I dont expect you to actually answer my posts *in* context either,
>> >> Charles.
>> >
>> >Be fair, I answered the questions as written.
>>
>> Snipping text and post editing is the realm of the *perennially* SPANKED,
such
>> as yourself :)
>
>Would you mind letting him finish before you start? Your starting to
>sound like a politician!
>
Hes run away again. What's a troll to do?
>> > More than can be said for
>> >your responses, of course, but I'm sure your mother will gladly explain the
>> >long words... or are you too ashamed? Perhaps that's the root of your
>> >insecurity, the tie that binds you to flaming in an effort to achieve
>> >respect through abuse rather than worthy effort.
>>
>> Too funny. This from a guy who lives with mom and lacks a drivers licence.
>> Try again now :)
>>
>> > Perhaps you haven't told
>> >your mother what you do online, for fear she'll find out what a bad boy
>> >you've been and stop paying for the Internet connection?
>> >
>> My folks are well aware of my usenet status.
>> Bow before me! Teh net-god!!!
>
>Why?
>
Because I said so, dimmy.
>> >You see, I told mine back when I got online. She likes to hear what I'm
>> >telling you.
>>
>> Really? Is mommy a werwoof too then?
>
>You havent been paying attention, have you?
>
Its not easy when the posts from the other camp lack any shred of wit.
>> > The only thing better would be taunting you in person. Pity
>> >you're too much the coward for that sort of thing, though.:> (And before
>> >you ask, I pay for my own connection.)
>> >
>> Huh? You want to go RL on me now? Man, you weres are all defensive about
what
>> people think of you yet you deny that you care what others think. "Those
>> horrible mundanes"!!!
>> Sure...
>
>People are horrible... simple fact. Just watch a crowd and you will
>see exactly what I mean.
>
Sure. But running from ones humanity is the answer how?
Thats the point of posting to usenet: self-entertainment.
Poor Dios, always the last to catch on.
>> >>
>> >> >I'll do you one better; here's my psychiatrist's e-mail address:
>> >> >
>> >> >jwit...@airmail.net
>> >> >
>> >> Suuuuuuuuuuuuure ;)
>> >
>> >And you wonder why I say you're in denial.:> That's Dr. James K. Witschy,
>> >the man who officially declared me sane. Very nice man. And to think I
was
>> >his patient before he worked at the hospital in Fort Worth...
>> >
>> You mean this one?
>> Jps Health Network
>> 2400 Circle Dr
>> Fort Worth, TX 76119
>>
>> How much did you have to bribe him to get a "sane" designation?
>> BTW, I could find doctors to support the opposite diagnosis. They do it all
the
>> time in court.
>>
>> >> BTW, you just opened him up to SPAMMERS nimrod.
>> >
>> ><shrug> He's got it on the website of the hospital he's now working at.
If
>> >the spammers haven't found him by now, they're not trying.
>> >
>> Geeenyus...spammers run bots on usenet that harvest addys.
>> Put your PC away: you're too stupid for the net.
>
>They can put said bots into any website too... hell, they can use even
>less savory ways if you pay attention to technology news.
>
Breaking into mail servers etc, sure.
>> >>
>> >> >If you really prefer the telephone (and assuming you know how to use
>> one;),
>> >> >his number is (817) 921-3431. Have fun!:)
>> >> >
>> >> I'll search it and see what a liar you are, kay?
>> >
>> >You'll never mention it again, because it's his real contact number and
>> >you'd die of an aortic rupture if you admitted I was right about
anything.:>
>> >
>> Nope. I searched the whitepages...its a hmo or something.
>> You might not be "dangerous" but you're certainly not 100% sane by any
measure.
>
>Is anyone 100% sane? I mean, if so, name them and Safari will hate
>them... they would be like Rei Ayanami.
>
There is an average, a "norm" if you will.
Saffy only hates the stupid :)
>> >>
>> >> >That's because certainties don't have probabilities, silly.:>
>> >
>> >Three points... :>
>> >
>> <rolls eyes>
>>
>> >> >
>> >> >Actually, I admit I've been put on the short list to join the cast of an
>> >> >animated feature. More details when the director clears me to discuss
>> >> >them...
>> >> >
>> >> Just like that cookbook you had planned: more fantasy.
>> >
>> >If it is, it's not mine. I'm surprised you didn't spot it when you flamed
>> >the furgroups a while back.
>> >
>> I'm not a flamer, I'm a troll.
>> Do try and keep up.
>
>The difference is....
Trolls post to get responses.
Flamers post to "win arguments" and drive others off.
Duh.
>>
>> >>
>> >> >Nah, I read Magnifi-cat. Mother's feline, you see.;)
>> >
>> >Four points... :>
>> >
>> You're saying that your mom is "were"?????
>> And she thinks shes a cat or something?????
>> Jumpin Jebus but they grows em stoopid in texASS.
>
>And yet you asked about this way up toward the beginning of this
>entry....
>
So sue me.
Every post is freshly hand-crafted and lovingly typed with only the finest
grammatical elements.
§ńühwřŁf
>Snuhw you clearly lack basic reasoning. Oh yeah anyone can attack
>someone online with typos, HOWEVER you still have not provided one
>reason to prove me wrong on half the points I brought up,
Which were?
> You mearly
>retort back with dipshit remarks.
Wow...its *so* apparent now that you are the superior intellect here.
How *could* I have been mistaken?
> Like I said before, I won, get over
>it. You LOL cannot disprove me what so ever.
You're rants prove your obsession with me daily :)
> You like to twist your
>words around in feeble attempts to sound witty, but regardless of the
>point you have still proven yourself to be a typical white trash
>redneck. Come back with REAL answers dipshit along with FACTS to back
>them up! Talking out of your ass does not help. You failed to prove
>your point all you seem to do is answer questions by asking questions.
And you rant and piss and moan about it.
Your point?
>Go back and look at your previous posts, I may be the master of run on
>sentences but your the fucking king of incomplete sentences. I won,
>everyone here knows it, get the fuck over it. =0)
>
>Winterwolf
>
See you tomorrow, 0wNed 0nE :)
King Snuhw()1f
Raoul Xemblonsky III
So which is better?
How should I know? It's Charles' definition, not mine.
>> >>
>> >> >the only name
>> >> >calling I saw him do was the whole spindly legs thing (which by the
>> >> >way, made me smile... VERY funny mental image).
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> A real laugh riot....yeah.
>> >
>> >Well it made me laugh... more then you have done as of yet.
>> >
>> So sue me.
>
>Nah... I dont want to do more damage then what you claim dave was
>called would do.
>
See you in court, NetaBusEr.
No, I'm pointing out what Charles did when he refered to Dave as a usenet
terrorist.
Try and keep up.
I wouldn't assume to know. Probably depended on the enviroment they evolved in.
You owe me a dollar.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >(Please note that sticking your fingers in your ears and your head
>> >> up
>> >> your
>> >> >> >> >backside so you can just say, "It can't happen" is not
>> >> probability.
>> >> It's
>> >> >> >> >stupidity.)
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> No, its reality :)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >And here I thought it was physically impossible to insert your
>> cranium into
>> >> >> >your own anal aperture... are you certain that such a thing is really
>> >> >> >possible? (I've led a sheltered life.)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> And thats why you fantiasize about being something you arn't.
>> >> >> Low self esteem, textbook case...
>> >> >
>> >> >You obviously iether a: dont have a sense of humor to miss the comedy
>> >> >of what has been said, and/or b: you decided not to read Dave's words
>> >> >before this.
>> >> >
>> >> I read them much more closely than you it seems.
>> >
>> >Yet you cant do the same here.....
>>
>> Do what?
>
>My point, exactly.
>
Its missing....as usual :)
>> >>
>> >> >To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me grinning.
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> So we'll put you down as "easily amused".
>> >
>> >If you like.... course you'll have to wait and see if it's true.
>> >Besides, if you think about it, wouldnt replying if I wasnt amused
>> >really be a waste of time?
>> >
>> Begging me to "no-life" lame you?
>> Too easy.
>
>Well you've already resorted to name calling....
>
Shall I call you a fuckhead next?
You still haven't identified what my iterests are :)
Try once more now.
>> Your drool cup needs changing, btw.
>
>...dont know who's that is... but Im over here... oh and you might
>want to get the janitor.... that looks nasty *shutters*
>
Let Charles empty it. He's used to waiting on his mummy :)
>> >> Try once more now, with *feeling*.
>> >
>> >*does the chicken dance.... WITH FEELING!!!!*
>> >
>> <Farts> I feel better.
>
>You wont in a moment... *hits the fan switch* you dealt it, you can
>smell it!
>
Must be an old PC...mine has an automatic fan that comes on when the CPU
reaches a certain temperature.
>> >> >> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
>> >> >
>> >> >*laughs and wonders what the next part of this discussion will give*
>> >> >
>> >> >Diortem, curious enough to read the next volume.
>> >> >
>> >> Is it a logical volume? Where did you set the partitions?
>> >
>> >....Volume can also mean book... and you set partion sizes, not
>> >locations.... *sighs* ComputerNerdPosers....
>> >
>> Don't forget to set it as active,A55 B4nd17.
>
>Once again... book, not hard drive... but even a member of
>java.ComputerNerdPoserLeet.class should know that.... guess you were
>just generated, werent you?
>
I'm a perl script bot that generates random text.
Diortem
Not really... I just figured I would find you, since you took so long
to get back to me on the other one.
Besides, Im only calling what Im seeing.
> >> >>
> >> >> >Dave hasn't told me he's leaving. As far as I know, he's reading this
> very
> >> >> >post. (Besides, you claimed to *be* him in another post...)
> >> >> >
> >> >> Its fun to fool the stupid.
> >> >> He left btw.
> >> >
> >> >Says you, yes. Let's move on to some more of your fiction...
> >> >
> >> Dance for me, poppet.
> >
> >More troll speach... CRIKEY! At this rate, we might learn their wierd
> >and angry society very soon! Lets get a closer look!
> >
> Bring your troll-o-scope...
Oiy, he's REALLY MAD NOW! This could be dangerous... *makes his way up
like the crock-hunter*
Make me sad? Hardly... Im genuinely amused with all this. But Im glad
I grabbed your attention... both yours and my comments are
over-assumptions... you wont always act tough and not everything he
does will be an act... unless of course you are going to get literal
on me... in which case this little argument is already over.
> >> >>
> >> >> >No, I will not go out with you.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Who asked, dimmy?
> >> >
> >> >You did, silly. Why else would you be interested in my sexual preference?
> >>
> >> I wasn't, obsessed one.
> >
> >I have seen you make much bigger streches.... in this argument alone,
> >so I suggest you stop while you still have a place to stand here.
> >
> Bite me.
You wouldnt taste good.
> >> >I tell you as I told the last three gays: I'm straight. That means I
> don't
> >> >want to date you or sleep with you. Take the hint.
> >> >
> >> You're homophobic and obsessed with *acting* masculine?
> >> Try dropping the phony british accent.
> >> HTH
> >
> >How long did you need to think that up? Its an awfully complex setup
> >for a troll.
> >
> No setup. Charles addmitted that "people mistake him for being british".
> He said he dosen't have a typical texas accent. Therefore its reasonable to
> assume that he's doing something to sound "british".
> He lives in a friggin fantasy world. Deal with it.
>
Im just fine with it. It seems to be you who are calling names here.
But how does people thinking you sound briish make it fantasy, I
wonder? I know people who do it just to confuse the hell out of
others.
> >> >>
> >> >> >No, I *still* will not go out with you. Send the pink tee-shirt,
> though...
> >> >> >Mother would like to wear it.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Your *mom* is gay!?!?!?
> >> >
> >> >Mother likes pink, O immature imbecile. Some girls do, you know. Oh, and
> >> >Mother takes a Medium.
> >> >
> >> Mother needs a medium to find out why you two twits are channeling a british
> >> spirit.
> >
> >Explain why an accent is so important to you please?
> >
> Why would he need to? Its all part of his personality: avoid reality at all
> costs.
And how is an accent avoiding reality?
> >> >>
> >> >> >What kind of wolf types on a computer? How about Wolf Blitzer?;)
> >> >>
> >> >> Thats a name, not a descriptive noun stupid.
> >> >
> >> >Like I said, no sense of humor. I'd ask if people play Aggie Jokes on you,
> >> >but how would you know?
> >> >
> >> I'm not from texASS either, ninny.
> >>
> >Love the respect we are seeing here.... just ready to bask in it.
> >
> Bring your sunscreen.
I dont burn so easily.
> >> >> >Forgot
> >> >> >that werewolves are part human, did we? (Poor Raffles... so young to be
> >> >> >suffering from senility...)
> >> >> >
> >> >> I'm not the one claiming to be a mythological creature.
> >> >
> >> >And I'm not the one claiming to be the only sane man in the world.:)
> >> >
> >> Where did I say that? Dodge and weave lots more now :)
> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> >I won't get drunk with you, either.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Did I ask you to? Lonely much?
> >> >
> >> >You asked if I drink. What other reason would you have? But no, I'm a
> >> >tee-totaler.
> >> >
> >> Yes, your fear of alcohol is well documented.
> >> Try this: get together with your sisters friends at a bar and get drunk.
> >> Somewhere along the line you realise that normal people drink in bars on
> >> occasion and *dont* pretend to be werwolves.
> >
> >And do you think there are normal people who dont get drunk?
> >
> Yes, obviously. Whats that got to do with anything?
Just checking.... sounded to me like you were saying that to be
normal, you should get drunk.
Seen a little of it.... first, CGI does not do anything for me..
especially a Dead or Alive reject... second, I need to catch the show
from the beginning once (assuming schedual will allow) to see if I
really would find it funny enough to keep watching.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >No, Xemblinkys don't exist. Ask any werewolf.;)
> >> >> >
> >> >> Trolls are everywhere.
> >> >
> >> >Technically, you're a flamer. See, Trolls are mythological creatures.
> Just
> >> >ask any Scandinavian.:>
> >> >
> I know trondheim...but I'm not a flamer. Whatever makes you think that?
> >> :)
> >
> >Wanderer? Its all yours.
> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> >Yes, I'm a spiritual werewolf. And you're a total loss.
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> I'm happy just being sane, thanks for careing.
> >> >
> >> >If you were sane, you wouldn't be so interested in yelling at people from
> >> >the safety of your computer. Terrible insecurity can be a life-crippler...
> >> >please get help.
> >> >
> >> Who's yelling? I'm just asking you some simple questions but you keep
> getting
> >> all defensive and huffy.
> >
> >Actually, I see alot of humor in his posts... you seem to miss it.
> >
> Must be a werwoof thing then huh?
Are you implying Im a were-wolf?
> >> >>
> >> >> >If it's "grown up" to spend all your spare time flaming people on the
> >> >> >Internet, I'll stay just as I am, thank you... loving, caring, and prone
> to
> >> >> >howl at the moon. Even a zoo would be better than being like you.
> >> >> >
> >> >> You're a "zoo" also? Decided to come clean about the animal sex eh?
> >> >
> >> >If I'd done it, I'd admit it. I was talking about being locked up in a
> >> >cage... vastly preferable to your empty rhetoric.
> >> >
> >> Well if you're a werewolf then I must have mind control powers and am making
> >> you respond to my posts.
> >> I 0wN j00!!!!
> >
> >1st: stop the leet crap.... its nothing but worthless text stylized
> >because a bunch of people never learned how to type right and wanted
> >to be "cool" about it.
> >
> M4|<3 |\/|3 :)
Too late... that stench of the wanna-bes that make up leetness is too
strong.... Im gonna get a barf-bag in case I really toss my cookies.
> >2nd: Tell us what he will respond with then! I want a magic show!
> >
> Nothing. Charles tends to run away when confronted.
Hmmm.... we will see if thats true, wont we?
> >> >>
> >> >> >I should think *you'd* care about the sub-atomic world. Isn't that
> where
> >> >> >your mind is? It's small enough.;)
> >> >
> >> >I'd say that's two points for me... :>
> >>
> >> Because I ignored a text-book lame than went out in the 90's?
> >> Try addressing the issues then intead of dodging and weaving.
> >> Oh wait...you're an actor who affects an english accent and your "friends"
> >> think your so freaky deaky they don't ask you to their wedding.
> >> What *was* I thinking?
> >>
> >You werent thinkng like the troll you are.... you would have responded
> >if you were.
> >
> Really?
>
*full sargent immitiation marching back and forth* Any way you can
push buttons, as a troll it is your DUTY to try to push them! For not
following the code of the troll, you have DISCRACED YOUR TROOP! NOW
DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY MAGGOT!
> >> >> >
> >> >> >No, to make *me* feel comfortable, you actually post logical questions
> and
> >> >> >answers. I don't expect the impossible from you, though...
> >> >> >
> >> >> I dont expect you to actually answer my posts *in* context either,
> >> >> Charles.
> >> >
> >> >Be fair, I answered the questions as written.
> >>
> >> Snipping text and post editing is the realm of the *perennially* SPANKED,
> such
> >> as yourself :)
> >
> >Would you mind letting him finish before you start? Your starting to
> >sound like a politician!
> >
> Hes run away again. What's a troll to do?
Chase?
> >> > More than can be said for
> >> >your responses, of course, but I'm sure your mother will gladly explain the
> >> >long words... or are you too ashamed? Perhaps that's the root of your
> >> >insecurity, the tie that binds you to flaming in an effort to achieve
> >> >respect through abuse rather than worthy effort.
> >>
> >> Too funny. This from a guy who lives with mom and lacks a drivers licence.
> >> Try again now :)
> >>
> >> > Perhaps you haven't told
> >> >your mother what you do online, for fear she'll find out what a bad boy
> >> >you've been and stop paying for the Internet connection?
> >> >
> >> My folks are well aware of my usenet status.
> >> Bow before me! Teh net-god!!!
> >
> >Why?
> >
> Because I said so, dimmy.
>
Why?
> >> >You see, I told mine back when I got online. She likes to hear what I'm
> >> >telling you.
> >>
> >> Really? Is mommy a werwoof too then?
> >
> >You havent been paying attention, have you?
> >
> Its not easy when the posts from the other camp lack any shred of wit.
>
But before you ask about a detail, you should see if it is mentioned
already... no matter what you think of the other person.
Besides, you could always just walk away if you dont want to put any
real effort into it.
> >> > The only thing better would be taunting you in person. Pity
> >> >you're too much the coward for that sort of thing, though.:> (And before
> >> >you ask, I pay for my own connection.)
> >> >
> >> Huh? You want to go RL on me now? Man, you weres are all defensive about
> what
> >> people think of you yet you deny that you care what others think. "Those
> >> horrible mundanes"!!!
> >> Sure...
> >
> >People are horrible... simple fact. Just watch a crowd and you will
> >see exactly what I mean.
> >
> Sure. But running from ones humanity is the answer how?
Well at least you agree not to look at the world through rose colored
glasses... Is it an answer? No.... humanity is a part of everyone
here.... but that doesnt mean you have to part of that herd iether.
*smirks* You really do sound like Snuh... but thats the only reason I
have spoken up here at all...
> >> >>
> >> >> >I'll do you one better; here's my psychiatrist's e-mail address:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >jwit...@airmail.net
> >> >> >
> >> >> Suuuuuuuuuuuuure ;)
> >> >
> >> >And you wonder why I say you're in denial.:> That's Dr. James K. Witschy,
> >> >the man who officially declared me sane. Very nice man. And to think I
> was
> >> >his patient before he worked at the hospital in Fort Worth...
> >> >
> >> You mean this one?
> >> Jps Health Network
> >> 2400 Circle Dr
> >> Fort Worth, TX 76119
> >>
> >> How much did you have to bribe him to get a "sane" designation?
> >> BTW, I could find doctors to support the opposite diagnosis. They do it all
> the
> >> time in court.
> >>
> >> >> BTW, you just opened him up to SPAMMERS nimrod.
> >> >
> >> ><shrug> He's got it on the website of the hospital he's now working at.
> If
> >> >the spammers haven't found him by now, they're not trying.
> >> >
> >> Geeenyus...spammers run bots on usenet that harvest addys.
> >> Put your PC away: you're too stupid for the net.
> >
> >They can put said bots into any website too... hell, they can use even
> >less savory ways if you pay attention to technology news.
> >
> Breaking into mail servers etc, sure.
More rescent then that...
> >> >>
> >> >> >If you really prefer the telephone (and assuming you know how to use
> one;),
> >> >> >his number is (817) 921-3431. Have fun!:)
> >> >> >
> >> >> I'll search it and see what a liar you are, kay?
> >> >
> >> >You'll never mention it again, because it's his real contact number and
> >> >you'd die of an aortic rupture if you admitted I was right about
> anything.:>
> >> >
> >> Nope. I searched the whitepages...its a hmo or something.
> >> You might not be "dangerous" but you're certainly not 100% sane by any
> measure.
> >
> >Is anyone 100% sane? I mean, if so, name them and Safari will hate
> >them... they would be like Rei Ayanami.
> >
> There is an average, a "norm" if you will.
> Saffy only hates the stupid :)
>
The "norm" as you so well put it, is below par, if you ask me. There
are plenty out there for Saffs to hate. But I would be careful
limiting it only to them with'em.
> >> >>
> >> >> >That's because certainties don't have probabilities, silly.:>
> >> >
> >> >Three points... :>
> >> >
> >> <rolls eyes>
> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Actually, I admit I've been put on the short list to join the cast of an
> >> >> >animated feature. More details when the director clears me to discuss
> >> >> >them...
> >> >> >
> >> >> Just like that cookbook you had planned: more fantasy.
> >> >
> >> >If it is, it's not mine. I'm surprised you didn't spot it when you flamed
> >> >the furgroups a while back.
> >> >
> >> I'm not a flamer, I'm a troll.
> >> Do try and keep up.
> >
> >The difference is....
>
> Trolls post to get responses.
> Flamers post to "win arguments" and drive others off.
> Duh.
Alright... I will accept that answer. I was really curious if you
would reply to that.
> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> >Nah, I read Magnifi-cat. Mother's feline, you see.;)
> >> >
> >> >Four points... :>
> >> >
> >> You're saying that your mom is "were"?????
> >> And she thinks shes a cat or something?????
> >> Jumpin Jebus but they grows em stoopid in texASS.
> >
> >And yet you asked about this way up toward the beginning of this
> >entry....
> >
> So sue me.
No... just pay attention and you will get better next time.
Now with half the crap!
Wow! What a bargain! But wait, there's more! (to be continued)
Diortem
Time tends to erode pain...
It's your title, not his. Enough said.
> >> >>
> >> >> >the only name
> >> >> >calling I saw him do was the whole spindly legs thing (which by the
> >> >> >way, made me smile... VERY funny mental image).
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> A real laugh riot....yeah.
> >> >
> >> >Well it made me laugh... more then you have done as of yet.
> >> >
> >> So sue me.
> >
> >Nah... I dont want to do more damage then what you claim dave was
> >called would do.
> >
> See you in court, NetaBusEr.
Why?
No, you did that already. To defend that, you have compared 9/11 to
the USENET. Your words, not mine... moving on.
> Try and keep up.
Try making sense when you post.
Im askign if you know... Im asking you to imagine... to try to picture
it with your mind's eye.....
Getting you to imagine something is like pulling teeth, you know that?
Why? I dont exactly remember making a bet or something....
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >(Please note that sticking your fingers in your ears and your head
> >> >> up
> >> >> your
> >> >> >> >> >backside so you can just say, "It can't happen" is not
> >> >> probability.
> >> >> It's
> >> >> >> >> >stupidity.)
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> No, its reality :)
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >And here I thought it was physically impossible to insert your
> cranium into
> >> >> >> >your own anal aperture... are you certain that such a thing is really
> >> >> >> >possible? (I've led a sheltered life.)
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> And thats why you fantiasize about being something you arn't.
> >> >> >> Low self esteem, textbook case...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >You obviously iether a: dont have a sense of humor to miss the comedy
> >> >> >of what has been said, and/or b: you decided not to read Dave's words
> >> >> >before this.
> >> >> >
> >> >> I read them much more closely than you it seems.
> >> >
> >> >Yet you cant do the same here.....
> >>
> >> Do what?
> >
> >My point, exactly.
> >
> Its missing....as usual :)
Look harder... or at least get glasses before you claim to have tried.
>
> >> >>
> >> >> >To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me grinning.
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> So we'll put you down as "easily amused".
> >> >
> >> >If you like.... course you'll have to wait and see if it's true.
> >> >Besides, if you think about it, wouldnt replying if I wasnt amused
> >> >really be a waste of time?
> >> >
> >> Begging me to "no-life" lame you?
> >> Too easy.
> >
> >Well you've already resorted to name calling....
> >
> Shall I call you a fuckhead next?
If you must... but really you just keep stooping lower and lower.
Nope... I was idenifying something that wasnt your interest.... and so
far, you have proven me right.
>
> >> Your drool cup needs changing, btw.
> >
> >...dont know who's that is... but Im over here... oh and you might
> >want to get the janitor.... that looks nasty *shutters*
> >
> Let Charles empty it. He's used to waiting on his mummy :)
As I said, no manners... You dont make fun of someone for taking care
of family. Just be glad I dont have a slingshot to fling it at you
with.
>
> >> >> Try once more now, with *feeling*.
> >> >
> >> >*does the chicken dance.... WITH FEELING!!!!*
> >> >
> >> <Farts> I feel better.
> >
> >You wont in a moment... *hits the fan switch* you dealt it, you can
> >smell it!
> >
> Must be an old PC...mine has an automatic fan that comes on when the CPU
> reaches a certain temperature.
Once again, there are more kinds of fans then what are in a
power-supply or on a CPU.... You just keep trying to be a nerd, dont
you? *laughs* its actually kinda funny... a poser trying to look like
a nerd.... who woulda thunk?
>
> >> >> >> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >*laughs and wonders what the next part of this discussion will give*
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Diortem, curious enough to read the next volume.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Is it a logical volume? Where did you set the partitions?
> >> >
> >> >....Volume can also mean book... and you set partion sizes, not
> >> >locations.... *sighs* ComputerNerdPosers....
> >> >
> >> Don't forget to set it as active,A55 B4nd17.
> >
> >Once again... book, not hard drive... but even a member of
> >java.ComputerNerdPoserLeet.class should know that.... guess you were
> >just generated, werent you?
> >
> I'm a perl script bot that generates random text.
That explains alot.
Wanderer
during my little hiatus. I can't stay long, though, as Mother's due in
chemo at 10:30 AM, and this little wolfy needs a nap. After all, I'm
driving.:)
(Oh, and Snuh? Spelling flames are beneath you.)
"Raoul Xemblonsky III" <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
news:sy0cc.8389$vE2....@fe01.usenetserver.com...
> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
<106vcgh...@corp.supernews.com>:
> >What *you* know could fit on the head of a pin... during the Angelic
Tango
> >Competition. And not a single couple would be crowded...
> >
> Lame, even for a nut case like yourself.
<aside> Typical. He can't even bring himself to ask what a tango is.
</aside> You know, I can e-mail you a glossary, if you like... just so you
can keep up...
>
> >We were getting too long, O obtuse one. Some day, I must send you a sign
to
> >hang over your computer: "Edit? What's that mean?"
> >
> Post editing is the realm of the always spanked.
Post trimming is the duty of the polite poster. (Which, naturally, is why
it falls to me.)
> >Says you, yes. Let's move on to some more of your fiction...
> >
> Dance for me, poppet.
o/I won't dance... don't ask me...\o
Sorry, no strings around here. You're acting wired, though.:>
> >Thanks for trying.;) No, I just don't have a Texas accent. Neither does
> >Mother, and she was born and raised here, too. Britain is just one of
the
> >places people think we're from...
>
> Then you must be affecting a british accent. You are living in lala land
arn't
> you?
No, sorry. I do not affect any accent whatsoever. That's why they think
I'm from England... or Ohio... or Michigan... or New Hampshire... or
Massachusetts... As for La-La Land, I wouldn't know. Wouldn't you have to
sponsor me for citizenship?;)
>
> > and that's why Mother affects a Southern
> >accent in public. (I can do it, too, but I sound like I'm from Jawjuh.
Not
> >much of an improvement.)
> >
> Try not affecting any accent...oh wait...you're an "actor" so everything
you do
> is merely an *act*.
Even a broken clock is right more often than you... Is it so hard to
understand that I have no accent at all? That my words, as I speak them,
are uttered with the pristine clarity of my own printed text? Are you truly
so lacking in perception that you have no clear understanding of the word,
"accent", so that you grab it as another improvised weapon to defend your
cardboard castle against the imagined hordes of werewolves that you see
skipping gaily over the walls?
You shouldn't fear werewolves... why should we eat someone with no taste at
all?
> Got it.
Well, don't give it to me, you filthy thing!;)
> >You did, silly. Why else would you be interested in my sexual
preference?
>
> I wasn't, obsessed one.
Sorry, wrong again.:) You're talking (textually) to someone who needed a
full year to notice his first girlfriend was built like the
pseudo-proverbial brick pighouse. (I have to keep the wolf theme going,
right?;) (She left me... she found someone less mature.)
>
> >I tell you as I told the last three gays: I'm straight. That means I
don't
> >want to date you or sleep with you. Take the hint.
> >
> You're homophobic and obsessed with *acting* masculine?
<cocks head> Let me see... shared a bed with two playful bears... and I
mean playful, mind you, in the broadest sense of the word... and yet I'm
being accused of homophobia? Isn't that like accusing the John Birch
society of having a Pollyanna complex? Besides, just because the skankiest
queen in your neighborhood won't touch those knobby knees of yours, don't
make assumptions.:>
> Try dropping the phony british accent.
<smirk> You mean the one you invented in this text? Sorry, the only time I
affect a British accent is A) in my fiction writing, and B) when I'm working
a Renaissance Faire and playing a Brit. I just happen to speak American
Standard English, and you can't.:>
> >Mother likes pink, O immature imbecile. Some girls do, you know. Oh,
and
> >Mother takes a Medium.
> >
> Mother needs a medium to find out why you two twits are channeling a
british
> spirit.
Ah, so you're welching on the t-shirt offer? Pity. Would've been nice to
get something besides poorly-executed insults from all this nonsense...
And we, dear, dotty dodo, are not channeling anything. How long have you
been a follower of Rama-Tut?:>
> >Like I said, no sense of humor. I'd ask if people play Aggie Jokes on
you,
> >but how would you know?
> >
> I'm not from texASS either, ninny.
If you think all Aggies are from Texas, you *must* be an Aggie. Nobody else
is that stupid. I bet the last time someone told you to pee in the corner
of a round room, you had a nervous breakdown.
> >And I'm not the one claiming to be the only sane man in the world.:)
> >
> Where did I say that? Dodge and weave lots more now :)
Just like your sentence, it doesn't say the other person did... only that
the person speaking didn't. If you can dredge up Card Stacking from high
school English, so can I. (And I took the Advanced English.)
> >You asked if I drink. What other reason would you have? But no, I'm a
> >tee-totaler.
> >
> Yes, your fear of alcohol is well documented.
Fear, nothing. That *taste*! Yick! How do you *stand* drinking a six-pack
of that swill every night? (Hey, it'd explain a lot about your
postings...;)
> Try this: get together with your sisters friends at a bar and get drunk.
You know, admitting you rely on alcohol to deal with reality is part of the
First Step. Would you like a link to AA?
> Somewhere along the line you realise that normal people drink in bars on
> occasion and *dont* pretend to be werwolves.
Firstly, I'm not pretending.:> Secondly, I go out to restaurants and *eat*
with my friends. I enjoy their company far too much to want to wipe the
memory away in an alcoholic haze as you do.
>
> >A little lonely at times, yes. Thankfully, there's a furry get-together
> >tomorrow night.
>
> The exact opposite of what you need: enablers.
> Great.
I'm sorry you don't have any friends to visit with, but don't go blaming
me.:>
>
> >Hopefully, Mother can do without me for a while. <sigh>
>
> Have her hire a professional pedicurist?
<glare> She's in a wheelchair, you two-bit hack. Be advised, a Japanese
man already won for Most Insensitive Information on the Internet...
>
> >It's so annoying when most of your childhood friends either move away or
> >have jobs with lousy hours. (Or get married and don't even tell you,
much
> >less invite you to the wedding... and if you're reading this, O Paisley
> >Turtle, I *do* mean *you*.)
> >
> Try not blurting out unnecessary information like...oh..."I'm a
werewoof"???
*That* couldn't be it... he knew before I told him, and we were friends for
years after. Why do you think I'm mad at the shellback? If he were as
clueless as you, we wouldn't be friends.
> >I thought so. Please go look up the words, "Babylon 5". If you can
bribe a
> >fan into spending some time with you, you might begin to dimly grasp the
> >original joke that glanced off that large block of granite you call a
brain.
> >
> Babylon 5 was dull. Andromeda is much better.
<scoff> Right. You're just watching it for Kevin Sorbo. (Mother watched
it for Tyr, but they cut him from the show.)
> >Technically, you're a flamer. See, Trolls are mythological creatures.
Just
> >ask any Scandinavian.:>
> >
> I know trondheim...
Scandinavia is more than just Norway, you know...
> but I'm not a flamer. Whatever makes you think that?
> :)
Let me see... constant stream of abuse, counterfeit l33t-speak, and an
absolute incapacity for self-analysis. Gee, I wonder where I got the idea
that you're a flamer? <salutes Diortem>
As you point out in another post, Trolls post for responses. Flamers try to
win arguments and make people leave.
I was a day late with my response, and you posted again. Case closed,
flamer.:>
> >If you were sane, you wouldn't be so interested in yelling at people from
> >the safety of your computer. Terrible insecurity can be a
life-crippler...
> >please get help.
> >
> Who's yelling? I'm just asking you some simple questions but you keep
getting
> all defensive and huffy.
No, I keep getting concerned about your intolerance for other people's life
choices and spiritualities. This level of insecurity is really harmful to
your psyche, Ruckle...
> >If I'd done it, I'd admit it. I was talking about being locked up in a
> >cage... vastly preferable to your empty rhetoric.
> >
> Well if you're a werewolf then I must have mind control powers and am
making
> you respond to my posts.
> I 0wN j00!!!!
Ah, another myth shows up... a gnome sequitur. Short and dirty.
> Because I ignored a text-book lame than went out in the 90's?
Hey, at least *I* went out in the Nineties. Going stir-crazy yet, Randar?
> Try addressing the issues then intead of dodging and weaving.
I'm not dodging and weaving... how much have you had to drink?
> Oh wait...you're an actor who affects an english accent and your "friends"
> think your so freaky deaky they don't ask you to their wedding.
I don't affect an accent, and "freaky deaky" does not mean what you think it
means... at least I assume you don't *mean* to imply that I was going to
rape the bride...
> What *was* I thinking?
Delete the word "What", and you have it right.:>
> >Be fair, I answered the questions as written.
>
> Snipping text and post editing is the realm of the *perennially* SPANKED,
such
> as yourself :)
Trimming an overlong post is good Usenet manners. Which is, of course, why
I bother explaining it to a flamer, since you plainly don't know what that
word means. I swear, you're so slow, you think "polite" is the verb form of
"politics".
>
> > More than can be said for
> >your responses, of course, but I'm sure your mother will gladly explain
the
> >long words... or are you too ashamed? Perhaps that's the root of your
> >insecurity, the tie that binds you to flaming in an effort to achieve
> >respect through abuse rather than worthy effort.
>
> Too funny. This from a guy who lives with mom and lacks a drivers licence.
> Try again now :)
Sorry, you missed a post. I've had a DL since January.:>
>
> > Perhaps you haven't told
> >your mother what you do online, for fear she'll find out what a bad boy
> >you've been and stop paying for the Internet connection?
> >
> My folks are well aware of my usenet status.
Telling them you're friends with Bill Gates doesn't count.:>
> Bow before me! Teh net-god!!!
<Pfft.> The only thing divine about you is your absence, Roughy. The only
divinity in your house is a candy recipe.
>
> >You see, I told mine back when I got online. She likes to hear what I'm
> >telling you.
>
> Really? Is mommy a werwoof too then?
Well, at least I know you reply as you read... No, she's a werepanther.
>
> > The only thing better would be taunting you in person. Pity
> >you're too much the coward for that sort of thing, though.:> (And before
> >you ask, I pay for my own connection.)
> >
> Huh? You want to go RL on me now? Man, you weres are all defensive about
what
> people think of you yet you deny that you care what others think. "Those
> horrible mundanes"!!!
> Sure...
Nah, you're just fun to play with. When your mother's a cat, you come to
enjoy playing with small, helpless animals... :> But yes, I'd gladly meet
you in Real Life, Ruggiero. Stop by and visit... Sunfiery once posted my RL
address, so you shouldn't have any trouble finding me.
> >And why would I count your friends? No, my friends are very real and
> >physical:
> >
> >Phil Geusz
> >Dragon de Monsyne (yes, that's his real name)
> >Tyger Cowboy
> >Goliath Wildcat
> >Ryx
> >Rhinowolf
> >Kentsune
> >
> I bet they just *love* being outed like that. But hey, you were dumb
enough to
> post the phone number of your HMO to usenet.
<shrug> May be someone's HMO, but not mine. I'm unemployed, remember? No,
that's the contact number now that Dr. Witschy works in Fort Worth. (I went
to his old office, in Plano, years ago.) (Oh, and unlike you, the people
who know *me* admit it openly.;)
>
> >All very real people. I've also met P.N. Elrod, but she didn't get to
see
> >my tail. I bought some of her ex's belongings, though.:>
> >
> How will they fit in your trailer?
You've got me confused with Kamatu... and I'm much thinner.;) Mother owns
her house, silly flamer.
> >It's called "nitrogen narcosis", FYI. The underwater, pre-ascent portion
of
> >the bends. You see, it makes you get all sleepy and silly... sort of
like
> >the tripe you put on the Internet, you see.:>
> >
> At least *I'm* entertaining...
<yawn> Yes, in the same manner as a car wreck. I'm carrying this act,
Rathbone, and don't you forget it.;>
> >And you wonder why I say you're in denial.:> That's Dr. James K.
Witschy,
> >the man who officially declared me sane. Very nice man. And to think I
was
> >his patient before he worked at the hospital in Fort Worth...
> >
> You mean this one?
> Jps Health Network
> 2400 Circle Dr
> Fort Worth, TX 76119
Close. He now works at John Peter Smith Hospital in Fort Worth, Texas.
Next time, just Google his name and it'll come up with more information.
>
> How much did you have to bribe him to get a "sane" designation?
As you nicely point out, I've never had a really well-paid job. I could
never afford to bribe a psychiatrist. (Heck, we could barely afford to
*pay* one!) But how much did *your* psychiatrist take? I mean, if you know
there's a going rate... :>
> BTW, I could find doctors to support the opposite diagnosis. They do it
all the
> time in court.
Feel free, dear boy. I await your "experts" and their opinions.
> Geeenyus...spammers run bots on usenet that harvest addys.
Yeesh, are *you* behind the times. Never heard of webspiders, Roland?
Little programs that pore over HTML documents to look for e-mail addresses?
Again, if the spammers hadn't found him by now, they weren't trying.
> Put your PC away: you're too stupid for the net.
If you're on it, that's impossible.
> >You'll never mention it again, because it's his real contact number and
> >you'd die of an aortic rupture if you admitted I was right about
anything.:>
> >
> Nope. I searched the whitepages...its a hmo or something.
It's John Peter Smith Hospital. I know you're clueless about Texas, but we
do have hospitals here, okay?
> You might not be "dangerous" but you're certainly not 100% sane by any
measure.
I am dangerous only to overblown ego-pigs like you, dear boy.:> And if you
think sane men aren't dangerous, you must not know about the Army, either...
In any event, please ask Dr. Witschy. Of course, with no credentials and
less intellect, you won't get any info, but it should be interesting to hear
of a man's head exploding. (I apologize for the assumption of your gender,
by the by, but it's neccessary to assume that you have one.;)
> >If it is, it's not mine. I'm surprised you didn't spot it when you
flamed
> >the furgroups a while back.
> >
> I'm not a flamer, I'm a troll.
> Do try and keep up.
I do, since you leave a charred trail through Google. (Well, some charred,
some mustard greens, but anyway...)
> You're saying that your mom is "were"?????
<rolls eyes> The boy can read! Quick, call the newspapers!
> And she thinks shes a cat or something?????
And the award for "Beating a Dead Horse" goes to...
> Jumpin Jebus but they grows em stoopid in texASS.
Oh, don't get jealous. I'm sure your tiny little... state has something
going for it.:> Well, on the other paw, if *you're* there...
In any event, come on down and tell us to our faces how "stoopid" (sic) we
are here in Texas. I know the perfect place for you to announce it, too...
the Tortilla Factory.:> If there's anybody else here from Dallas, they just
broke down laughing...
> >If an I.Q. of 165 is stupid, then yes.:> Never join MENSA, though... the
me
> >etings will bore you to tears...
> >
> Honey, if you have an IQ of 165 then why the hell don't you have a good
job?
Because Greyhound doesn't believe that having your mother in the hospital
with cancer qualifies for Family Medical Leave. Oh, and they think you have
to take twelve weeks at a time. *That*, O clueless coward, is why I am
unemployed. As I informed my manager after being turned down: "If I have
to choose between my job and my family... my job is not going to win."
> Oh yeah...silly me...you spend all your time trying to figure out how to
become
> a physical werewoof.
<puzzled look, cocked head> Why on Earth would I still be trying to figure
that out? I should think three methods would be enough for the thesis...
> Grow up Charles, its really not too late :)
For you, dear drip, it has always been too late.
> ><cocks head> I only know one job where that would be important, and
they're
> >not hiring until September.
> >
> Six Flags over texASS?
Still can't remember the states of the union, I see. No, Thrillvania. Much
better FX, and there's a were running the costume department. (Hi,
Ysengrin!)
> >No, you're flaming now. There's a difference. When you figure it out,
> >you'll be on The Road To Recovery.;>
> >
> Not a flamer actually. Just a run-of-the-mill garden-variety troll :)
Ah, there's that delusion of being a mythological creature, again. Poor
thing... <pitying look>
> See you tomorrow, Charles.
>
I didn't know you were clairvoyant as well as brainless.:>
Yours wolfishly,
The grinning,
Raoul Xemblonsky III
Maybe if you paid a little better and offed some _real_ benefits I'd show up on
time.
>Besides, Im only calling what Im seeing.
>
Try rubbing your eyes or something.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >Dave hasn't told me he's leaving. As far as I know, he's reading
this
>> very
>> >> >> >post. (Besides, you claimed to *be* him in another post...)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Its fun to fool the stupid.
>> >> >> He left btw.
>> >> >
>> >> >Says you, yes. Let's move on to some more of your fiction...
>> >> >
>> >> Dance for me, poppet.
>> >
>> >More troll speach... CRIKEY! At this rate, we might learn their wierd
>> >and angry society very soon! Lets get a closer look!
>> >
>> Bring your troll-o-scope...
>
>Oiy, he's REALLY MAD NOW! This could be dangerous... *makes his way up
>like the crock-hunter*
>
Your troll o scope is broken...
It was over before you started.
SPANK
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >No, I will not go out with you.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Who asked, dimmy?
>> >> >
>> >> >You did, silly. Why else would you be interested in my sexual
preference?
>> >>
>> >> I wasn't, obsessed one.
>> >
>> >I have seen you make much bigger streches.... in this argument alone,
>> >so I suggest you stop while you still have a place to stand here.
>> >
>> Bite me.
>
>You wouldnt taste good.
>
I'm full of creamy goodness.
>> >> >I tell you as I told the last three gays: I'm straight. That means I
>> don't
>> >> >want to date you or sleep with you. Take the hint.
>> >> >
>> >> You're homophobic and obsessed with *acting* masculine?
>> >> Try dropping the phony british accent.
>> >> HTH
>> >
>> >How long did you need to think that up? Its an awfully complex setup
>> >for a troll.
>> >
>> No setup. Charles addmitted that "people mistake him for being british".
>> He said he dosen't have a typical texas accent. Therefore its reasonable to
>> assume that he's doing something to sound "british".
>> He lives in a friggin fantasy world. Deal with it.
>>
>
>Im just fine with it. It seems to be you who are calling names here.
>But how does people thinking you sound briish make it fantasy, I
>wonder? I know people who do it just to confuse the hell out of
>others.
>
Wanderer does it to make himself seem mysterious and important.
Two qualities he dearly lacks.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >No, I *still* will not go out with you. Send the pink tee-shirt,
>> though...
>> >> >> >Mother would like to wear it.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Your *mom* is gay!?!?!?
>> >> >
>> >> >Mother likes pink, O immature imbecile. Some girls do, you know. Oh,
and
>> >> >Mother takes a Medium.
>> >> >
>> >> Mother needs a medium to find out why you two twits are channeling a
british
>> >> spirit.
>> >
>> >Explain why an accent is so important to you please?
>> >
>> Why would he need to? Its all part of his personality: avoid reality at all
>> costs.
>
>And how is an accent avoiding reality?
>
Its acting. Its putting on airs.
Duh.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >What kind of wolf types on a computer? How about Wolf Blitzer?;)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Thats a name, not a descriptive noun stupid.
>> >> >
>> >> >Like I said, no sense of humor. I'd ask if people play Aggie Jokes on
you,
>> >> >but how would you know?
>> >> >
>> >> I'm not from texASS either, ninny.
>> >>
>> >Love the respect we are seeing here.... just ready to bask in it.
>> >
>> Bring your sunscreen.
>
>I dont burn so easily.
>
Bring a towel then.
>> >> >> >Forgot
>> >> >> >that werewolves are part human, did we? (Poor Raffles... so young to
be
>> >> >> >suffering from senility...)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> I'm not the one claiming to be a mythological creature.
>> >> >
>> >> >And I'm not the one claiming to be the only sane man in the world.:)
>> >> >
>> >> Where did I say that? Dodge and weave lots more now :)
>> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >I won't get drunk with you, either.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Did I ask you to? Lonely much?
>> >> >
>> >> >You asked if I drink. What other reason would you have? But no, I'm a
>> >> >tee-totaler.
>> >> >
>> >> Yes, your fear of alcohol is well documented.
>> >> Try this: get together with your sisters friends at a bar and get drunk.
>> >> Somewhere along the line you realise that normal people drink in bars on
>> >> occasion and *dont* pretend to be werwolves.
>> >
>> >And do you think there are normal people who dont get drunk?
>> >
>> Yes, obviously. Whats that got to do with anything?
>
>Just checking.... sounded to me like you were saying that to be
>normal, you should get drunk.
>
It would help Wanderer be more real I'd bet.
Any cartoon where a character is named "choad" is funny.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >No, Xemblinkys don't exist. Ask any werewolf.;)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Trolls are everywhere.
>> >> >
>> >> >Technically, you're a flamer. See, Trolls are mythological creatures.
>> Just
>> >> >ask any Scandinavian.:>
>> >> >
>> I know trondheim...but I'm not a flamer. Whatever makes you think that?
>> >> :)
>> >
>> >Wanderer? Its all yours.
>> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >Yes, I'm a spiritual werewolf. And you're a total loss.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I'm happy just being sane, thanks for careing.
>> >> >
>> >> >If you were sane, you wouldn't be so interested in yelling at people
from
>> >> >the safety of your computer. Terrible insecurity can be a life-
crippler...
>> >> >please get help.
>> >> >
>> >> Who's yelling? I'm just asking you some simple questions but you keep
>> getting
>> >> all defensive and huffy.
>> >
>> >Actually, I see alot of humor in his posts... you seem to miss it.
>> >
>> Must be a werwoof thing then huh?
>
>Are you implying Im a were-wolf?
>
I'm implying that to get the so-called humor you'd have to be a werwoof.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >If it's "grown up" to spend all your spare time flaming people on the
>> >> >> >Internet, I'll stay just as I am, thank you... loving, caring, and
prone
>> to
>> >> >> >howl at the moon. Even a zoo would be better than being like you.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> You're a "zoo" also? Decided to come clean about the animal sex eh?
>> >> >
>> >> >If I'd done it, I'd admit it. I was talking about being locked up in a
>> >> >cage... vastly preferable to your empty rhetoric.
>> >> >
>> >> Well if you're a werewolf then I must have mind control powers and am
making
>> >> you respond to my posts.
>> >> I 0wN j00!!!!
>> >
>> >1st: stop the leet crap.... its nothing but worthless text stylized
>> >because a bunch of people never learned how to type right and wanted
>> >to be "cool" about it.
>> >
>> M4|<3 |\/|3 :)
>
>Too late... that stench of the wanna-bes that make up leetness is too
>strong.... Im gonna get a barf-bag in case I really toss my cookies.
>
Just use your beach towel.
>> >2nd: Tell us what he will respond with then! I want a magic show!
>> >
>> Nothing. Charles tends to run away when confronted.
>
>Hmmm.... we will see if thats true, wont we?
>
He showed up with an excuse from mommy :)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >I should think *you'd* care about the sub-atomic world. Isn't that
>> where
>> >> >> >your mind is? It's small enough.;)
>> >> >
>> >> >I'd say that's two points for me... :>
>> >>
>> >> Because I ignored a text-book lame than went out in the 90's?
>> >> Try addressing the issues then intead of dodging and weaving.
>> >> Oh wait...you're an actor who affects an english accent and your
"friends"
>> >> think your so freaky deaky they don't ask you to their wedding.
>> >> What *was* I thinking?
>> >>
>> >You werent thinkng like the troll you are.... you would have responded
>> >if you were.
>> >
>> Really?
>>
>*full sargent immitiation marching back and forth* Any way you can
>push buttons, as a troll it is your DUTY to try to push them! For not
>following the code of the troll, you have DISCRACED YOUR TROOP! NOW
>DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY MAGGOT!
>
I don't have twenty. I can spot you a tenner though...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >No, to make *me* feel comfortable, you actually post logical
questions
>> and
>> >> >> >answers. I don't expect the impossible from you, though...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> I dont expect you to actually answer my posts *in* context either,
>> >> >> Charles.
>> >> >
>> >> >Be fair, I answered the questions as written.
>> >>
>> >> Snipping text and post editing is the realm of the *perennially* SPANKED,
>> such
>> >> as yourself :)
>> >
>> >Would you mind letting him finish before you start? Your starting to
>> >sound like a politician!
>> >
>> Hes run away again. What's a troll to do?
>
>Chase?
>
Thats stalker territory.
>> >> > More than can be said for
>> >> >your responses, of course, but I'm sure your mother will gladly explain
the
>> >> >long words... or are you too ashamed? Perhaps that's the root of your
>> >> >insecurity, the tie that binds you to flaming in an effort to achieve
>> >> >respect through abuse rather than worthy effort.
>> >>
>> >> Too funny. This from a guy who lives with mom and lacks a drivers
licence.
>> >> Try again now :)
>> >>
>> >> > Perhaps you haven't told
>> >> >your mother what you do online, for fear she'll find out what a bad boy
>> >> >you've been and stop paying for the Internet connection?
>> >> >
>> >> My folks are well aware of my usenet status.
>> >> Bow before me! Teh net-god!!!
>> >
>> >Why?
>> >
>> Because I said so, dimmy.
>>
>Why?
>
Because of my awsum troll powerses.
>> >> >You see, I told mine back when I got online. She likes to hear what I'm
>> >> >telling you.
>> >>
>> >> Really? Is mommy a werwoof too then?
>> >
>> >You havent been paying attention, have you?
>> >
>> Its not easy when the posts from the other camp lack any shred of wit.
>>
>But before you ask about a detail, you should see if it is mentioned
>already... no matter what you think of the other person.
>
Sorry mate, can't be arsed. Oh look! Now I'm acting like Wanderer!
Blimey!
>Besides, you could always just walk away if you dont want to put any
>real effort into it.
>
That would'nt be smurfy :)
>> >> > The only thing better would be taunting you in person. Pity
>> >> >you're too much the coward for that sort of thing, though.:> (And
before
>> >> >you ask, I pay for my own connection.)
>> >> >
>> >> Huh? You want to go RL on me now? Man, you weres are all defensive about
>> what
>> >> people think of you yet you deny that you care what others think. "Those
>> >> horrible mundanes"!!!
>> >> Sure...
>> >
>> >People are horrible... simple fact. Just watch a crowd and you will
>> >see exactly what I mean.
>> >
>> Sure. But running from ones humanity is the answer how?
>
>Well at least you agree not to look at the world through rose colored
>glasses... Is it an answer? No.... humanity is a part of everyone
>here.... but that doesnt mean you have to part of that herd iether.
>
I'm hardly part of the herd. You must be thinking of your cow-orkers.
Snuh is all, all is snuh.
One Love, One Snuh.
Fess up then hoss...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >If you really prefer the telephone (and assuming you know how to use
>> one;),
>> >> >> >his number is (817) 921-3431. Have fun!:)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> I'll search it and see what a liar you are, kay?
>> >> >
>> >> >You'll never mention it again, because it's his real contact number and
>> >> >you'd die of an aortic rupture if you admitted I was right about
>> anything.:>
>> >> >
>> >> Nope. I searched the whitepages...its a hmo or something.
>> >> You might not be "dangerous" but you're certainly not 100% sane by any
>> measure.
>> >
>> >Is anyone 100% sane? I mean, if so, name them and Safari will hate
>> >them... they would be like Rei Ayanami.
>> >
>> There is an average, a "norm" if you will.
>> Saffy only hates the stupid :)
>>
>The "norm" as you so well put it, is below par, if you ask me. There
>are plenty out there for Saffs to hate. But I would be careful
>limiting it only to them with'em.
>
I'm sane. You're probably sane. Wanderer is however decidedly _not_ sane.
Poor Charles.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >That's because certainties don't have probabilities, silly.:>
>> >> >
>> >> >Three points... :>
>> >> >
>> >> <rolls eyes>
>> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Actually, I admit I've been put on the short list to join the cast of
an
>> >> >> >animated feature. More details when the director clears me to
discuss
>> >> >> >them...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Just like that cookbook you had planned: more fantasy.
>> >> >
>> >> >If it is, it's not mine. I'm surprised you didn't spot it when you
flamed
>> >> >the furgroups a while back.
>> >> >
>> >> I'm not a flamer, I'm a troll.
>> >> Do try and keep up.
>> >
>> >The difference is....
>>
>> Trolls post to get responses.
>> Flamers post to "win arguments" and drive others off.
>> Duh.
>
>Alright... I will accept that answer. I was really curious if you
>would reply to that.
>
Gee...do I get a gold star next to my name?
>> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >Nah, I read Magnifi-cat. Mother's feline, you see.;)
>> >> >
>> >> >Four points... :>
>> >> >
>> >> You're saying that your mom is "were"?????
>> >> And she thinks shes a cat or something?????
>> >> Jumpin Jebus but they grows em stoopid in texASS.
>> >
>> >And yet you asked about this way up toward the beginning of this
>> >entry....
>> >
>> So sue me.
>
>No... just pay attention and you will get better next time.
>
I'm already better than you at trolling :)
See you tomorrow.
More taste!
>Wow! What a bargain! But wait, there's more! (to be continued)
At least my posts come from a micro-brewry...you and your corporate posts...
they're bitter I tells ya!
Raoul Xemblonsky III
Not when it comes to the holocaust.
He implied it. I guess you'll just have to live with it.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >the only name
>> >> >> >calling I saw him do was the whole spindly legs thing (which by the
>> >> >> >way, made me smile... VERY funny mental image).
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> A real laugh riot....yeah.
>> >> >
>> >> >Well it made me laugh... more then you have done as of yet.
>> >> >
>> >> So sue me.
>> >
>> >Nah... I dont want to do more damage then what you claim dave was
>> >called would do.
>> >
>> See you in court, NetaBusEr.
>
>Why?
>
For various and sundry charges relating to abiding and abeting a werewoof.
Charles made the initial analogy. His fault for bringing it up in the first
place.
>> Try and keep up.
>
>Try making sense when you post.
>
Try and have a working grasp of english.
OF course I don't _know_. I don't claim to have l337 special powerses.
Unlike the alleged "werewolves" here.
>Getting you to imagine something is like pulling teeth, you know that?
>
I imagine that the natural forces of the physical universe would be the prime
force shaping any extraterrestrial life.
Ya think?
Its what I charge on a per-laugh basis.
Oh...and theres interest accruing on that bill.
FYI
I had to actually. But only for distance veiwing.
Thanks for careing :)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me grinning.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >>
>> >> >> So we'll put you down as "easily amused".
>> >> >
>> >> >If you like.... course you'll have to wait and see if it's true.
>> >> >Besides, if you think about it, wouldnt replying if I wasnt amused
>> >> >really be a waste of time?
>> >> >
>> >> Begging me to "no-life" lame you?
>> >> Too easy.
>> >
>> >Well you've already resorted to name calling....
>> >
>> Shall I call you a fuckhead next?
>
>If you must... but really you just keep stooping lower and lower.
>
Limbo...low can _you_ go?
What non-interest thingy did you presume to identify then?
>> >> Your drool cup needs changing, btw.
>> >
>> >...dont know who's that is... but Im over here... oh and you might
>> >want to get the janitor.... that looks nasty *shutters*
>> >
>> Let Charles empty it. He's used to waiting on his mummy :)
>
>As I said, no manners... You dont make fun of someone for taking care
>of family. Just be glad I dont have a slingshot to fling it at you
>with.
>
You kids and your always wanting to take this to RL.
For shame.
>>
>> >> >> Try once more now, with *feeling*.
>> >> >
>> >> >*does the chicken dance.... WITH FEELING!!!!*
>> >> >
>> >> <Farts> I feel better.
>> >
>> >You wont in a moment... *hits the fan switch* you dealt it, you can
>> >smell it!
>> >
>> Must be an old PC...mine has an automatic fan that comes on when the CPU
>> reaches a certain temperature.
>
>Once again, there are more kinds of fans then what are in a
>power-supply or on a CPU.... You just keep trying to be a nerd, dont
>you? *laughs* its actually kinda funny... a poser trying to look like
>a nerd.... who woulda thunk?
>
What makes you think I'm a poser?
>> >> >> >> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >*laughs and wonders what the next part of this discussion will give*
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Diortem, curious enough to read the next volume.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Is it a logical volume? Where did you set the partitions?
>> >> >
>> >> >....Volume can also mean book... and you set partion sizes, not
>> >> >locations.... *sighs* ComputerNerdPosers....
>> >> >
>> >> Don't forget to set it as active,A55 B4nd17.
>> >
>> >Once again... book, not hard drive... but even a member of
>> >java.ComputerNerdPoserLeet.class should know that.... guess you were
>> >just generated, werent you?
>> >
>> I'm a perl script bot that generates random text.
>
>That explains alot.
That you're willing to respond to a bot?
Yeah, it does :)
Raoul Xemblonsky III
>Before we get started, folks, I'd just like to thank Diortem for filling in
>during my little hiatus. I can't stay long, though, as Mother's due in
>chemo at 10:30 AM, and this little wolfy needs a nap. After all, I'm
>driving.:)
>
>(Oh, and Snuh? Spelling flames are beneath you.)
>
Snuhwolf is everywhere!!!!111!!!!
I'm under your bed spying on you also.
>"Raoul Xemblonsky III" <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
>news:sy0cc.8389$vE2....@fe01.usenetserver.com...
>> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
><106vcgh...@corp.supernews.com>:
>> >What *you* know could fit on the head of a pin... during the Angelic
>Tango
>> >Competition. And not a single couple would be crowded...
>> >
>> Lame, even for a nut case like yourself.
>
><aside> Typical. He can't even bring himself to ask what a tango is.
></aside> You know, I can e-mail you a glossary, if you like... just so you
>can keep up...
>
Unlike you, I'm not obsessed with dance steps. I do however make you dance.
Now dance for me poppet!!
>>
>> >We were getting too long, O obtuse one. Some day, I must send you a sign
>to
>> >hang over your computer: "Edit? What's that mean?"
>> >
>> Post editing is the realm of the always spanked.
>
>Post trimming is the duty of the polite poster. (Which, naturally, is why
>it falls to me.)
>
Lame excuse noted and mocked.
Try again.
>> >Says you, yes. Let's move on to some more of your fiction...
>> >
>> Dance for me, poppet.
>
>o/I won't dance... don't ask me...\o
>
Funny, you;re the one with the ASStounding dance knowledge.
Just like you Charles to know lots of theory but never the actual practice.
>Sorry, no strings around here. You're acting wired, though.:>
>
You're projecting. Must be your meds.
>> >Thanks for trying.;) No, I just don't have a Texas accent. Neither does
>> >Mother, and she was born and raised here, too. Britain is just one of
>the
>> >places people think we're from...
>>
>> Then you must be affecting a british accent. You are living in lala land
>arn't
>> you?
>
>No, sorry. I do not affect any accent whatsoever. That's why they think
>I'm from England... or Ohio... or Michigan... or New Hampshire... or
>Massachusetts... As for La-La Land, I wouldn't know. Wouldn't you have to
>sponsor me for citizenship?;)
>
I think you'd fit right in there :)
You implied that they mistake you primarily for being british. Now you
backpeddal.
Lie much?
>>
>> > and that's why Mother affects a Southern
>> >accent in public. (I can do it, too, but I sound like I'm from Jawjuh.
>Not
>> >much of an improvement.)
>> >
>> Try not affecting any accent...oh wait...you're an "actor" so everything
>you do
>> is merely an *act*.
>
>Even a broken clock is right more often than you... Is it so hard to
>understand that I have no accent at all?
Nope. You led us to believe that people mistake you mainly for being british.
People from the UK _have_ an accent.
Therefore, you're affecting a british accent.
> That my words, as I speak them,
>are uttered with the pristine clarity of my own printed text? Are you truly
>so lacking in perception that you have no clear understanding of the word,
>"accent", so that you grab it as another improvised weapon to defend your
>cardboard castle against the imagined hordes of werewolves that you see
>skipping gaily over the walls?
>
More evidence of you living in LaLa land...good job.
>You shouldn't fear werewolves... why should we eat someone with no taste at
>all?
>
Yet more evidence of your clear and apparent break from reality.
I declare you legaly insane.
You may now go rob banks.
>> Got it.
>
>Well, don't give it to me, you filthy thing!;)
>
Get AV software :)
>> >You did, silly. Why else would you be interested in my sexual
>preference?
>>
>> I wasn't, obsessed one.
>
>Sorry, wrong again.:) You're talking (textually) to someone who needed a
>full year to notice his first girlfriend was built like the
>pseudo-proverbial brick pighouse. (I have to keep the wolf theme going,
>right?;) (She left me... she found someone less mature.)
>
Why are you dating your sister?
Keepin it all in the fambly, eh?
Dont the biker dudes get jealous?
>>
>> >I tell you as I told the last three gays: I'm straight. That means I
>don't
>> >want to date you or sleep with you. Take the hint.
>> >
>> You're homophobic and obsessed with *acting* masculine?
>
><cocks head> Let me see... shared a bed with two playful bears... and I
>mean playful, mind you, in the broadest sense of the word... and yet I'm
>being accused of homophobia?
I'm not interested in your plushophile fantasies Charles.
> Isn't that like accusing the John Birch
>society of having a Pollyanna complex? Besides, just because the skankiest
>queen in your neighborhood won't touch those knobby knees of yours, don't
>make assumptions.:>
>
We have no skanks hereabouts. The locals runs em outta town :)
>> Try dropping the phony british accent.
>
><smirk> You mean the one you invented in this text?
No, the one you implied having due to "so many people mistaking you for having
one".
> Sorry, the only time I
>affect a British accent is A) in my fiction writing, and B) when I'm working
>a Renaissance Faire and playing a Brit. I just happen to speak American
>Standard English, and you can't.:>
>
Try stepping out of character after you leave the RenFaire next time Charles.
>> >Mother likes pink, O immature imbecile. Some girls do, you know. Oh,
>and
>> >Mother takes a Medium.
>> >
>> Mother needs a medium to find out why you two twits are channeling a
>british
>> spirit.
>
>Ah, so you're welching on the t-shirt offer? Pity. Would've been nice to
>get something besides poorly-executed insults from all this nonsense...
>
I'm providing countless hours of quality UPA and this is the thanks I get?
Well...thats crazy people for you.
>And we, dear, dotty dodo, are not channeling anything. How long have you
>been a follower of Rama-Tut?:>
>
Sure...see you at the RenFaire, Lord Darkwulff.
Heh...
>> >Like I said, no sense of humor. I'd ask if people play Aggie Jokes on
>you,
>> >but how would you know?
>> >
>> I'm not from texASS either, ninny.
>
>If you think all Aggies are from Texas, you *must* be an Aggie. Nobody else
>is that stupid. I bet the last time someone told you to pee in the corner
>of a round room, you had a nervous breakdown.
>
I'm housebroken, unlike you were-puppy.
>> >And I'm not the one claiming to be the only sane man in the world.:)
>> >
>> Where did I say that? Dodge and weave lots more now :)
>
>Just like your sentence, it doesn't say the other person did... only that
>the person speaking didn't. If you can dredge up Card Stacking from high
>school English, so can I. (And I took the Advanced English.)
>
And failed. We know :)
>> >You asked if I drink. What other reason would you have? But no, I'm a
>> >tee-totaler.
>> >
>> Yes, your fear of alcohol is well documented.
>
>Fear, nothing. That *taste*! Yick! How do you *stand* drinking a six-pack
>of that swill every night? (Hey, it'd explain a lot about your
>postings...;)
>
I'm not into crappy corporate brews. A micro brew once in a while is rather
nice though. Maybe you just havent tried the good stuff yet.
>> Try this: get together with your sisters friends at a bar and get drunk.
>
>You know, admitting you rely on alcohol to deal with reality is part of the
>First Step. Would you like a link to AA?
>
I don't rely on chemicals. And I _certainly_ dont rely on being a make-believe
werewolf :)
>> Somewhere along the line you realise that normal people drink in bars on
>> occasion and *dont* pretend to be werwolves.
>
>Firstly, I'm not pretending.:>
Yes, and thats the _sad_ part.
>Secondly, I go out to restaurants and *eat*
>with my friends. I enjoy their company far too much to want to wipe the
>memory away in an alcoholic haze as you do.
>
When you say "friends" you mean mom and your sisters biker buddies, right?
>>
>> >A little lonely at times, yes. Thankfully, there's a furry get-together
>> >tomorrow night.
>>
>> The exact opposite of what you need: enablers.
>> Great.
>
>I'm sorry you don't have any friends to visit with, but don't go blaming
>me.:>
>
Nicely projected. Project lots more now :)
>>
>> >Hopefully, Mother can do without me for a while. <sigh>
>>
>> Have her hire a professional pedicurist?
>
><glare> She's in a wheelchair, you two-bit hack. Be advised, a Japanese
>man already won for Most Insensitive Information on the Internet...
>
Do you know what a kilfile is?
You're playing the give & take as well.
Try again and stop with the tiny violins.
My sister just lost her husband to lung cancer a week or so ago.
My nephew lost his grandmother to...being really old...monday.
But I'm not using those events to garner sympathy from the peanut gallery.
Life is full of hardships Charles, lean on your friends but don't play the pity
hound game on usenet. It didn't work for Kamatu and it won't work for you.
FYI
HTH
>>
>> >It's so annoying when most of your childhood friends either move away or
>> >have jobs with lousy hours. (Or get married and don't even tell you,
>much
>> >less invite you to the wedding... and if you're reading this, O Paisley
>> >Turtle, I *do* mean *you*.)
>> >
>> Try not blurting out unnecessary information like...oh..."I'm a
>werewoof"???
>
>*That* couldn't be it... he knew before I told him, and we were friends for
>years after. Why do you think I'm mad at the shellback? If he were as
>clueless as you, we wouldn't be friends.
>
He's your "buddy" because he figures that theres some good in with the crazy
bits of you, thats all. But if he's really your friend he'll look you in the
eye and say, "you can drop the werewolf shit because you're bigger than that."
Unless of course he's playing make-believe as well. Then its just two adult-
children who refuse to grow up.
<shrugs>
>> >I thought so. Please go look up the words, "Babylon 5". If you can
>bribe a
>> >fan into spending some time with you, you might begin to dimly grasp the
>> >original joke that glanced off that large block of granite you call a
>brain.
>> >
>> Babylon 5 was dull. Andromeda is much better.
>
><scoff> Right. You're just watching it for Kevin Sorbo. (Mother watched
>it for Tyr, but they cut him from the show.)
>
A big mistake. Tyr was cute. Its because theres lots of creative input from
Roddenberrys widow that makes it a _good_ sci fi show.
Roddenberry had the original vision of Startrek...Andromeda carrys that same
vision.
>> >Technically, you're a flamer. See, Trolls are mythological creatures.
>Just
>> >ask any Scandinavian.:>
>> >
>> I know trondheim...
>
>Scandinavia is more than just Norway, you know...
>
Go smoke some lutefisk.
>> but I'm not a flamer. Whatever makes you think that?
>> :)
>
>Let me see... constant stream of abuse, counterfeit l33t-speak, and an
>absolute incapacity for self-analysis. Gee, I wonder where I got the idea
>that you're a flamer? <salutes Diortem>
>
So you're saying my humble questions and insightful commentary sting you with
the flames and arrows of outrageous truth?
Hmmm...
>As you point out in another post, Trolls post for responses. Flamers try to
>win arguments and make people leave.
>
How am I trying to make you leave?
>I was a day late with my response, and you posted again. Case closed,
>flamer.:>
>
You're too sensitive to be on teh usernets then were-puppy.
>> >If you were sane, you wouldn't be so interested in yelling at people from
>> >the safety of your computer. Terrible insecurity can be a
>life-crippler...
>> >please get help.
>> >
>> Who's yelling? I'm just asking you some simple questions but you keep
>getting
>> all defensive and huffy.
>
>No, I keep getting concerned about your intolerance for other people's life
>choices and spiritualities.
No, being intolerant would be going RL on you. NetKKKoping and the like.
I'm merely asking you some hard questions.
Are you up to it or not?
> This level of insecurity is really harmful to
>your psyche, Ruckle...
>
I'm pretty secure in my troll status, thankyouverymuch :)
>> >If I'd done it, I'd admit it. I was talking about being locked up in a
>> >cage... vastly preferable to your empty rhetoric.
>> >
>> Well if you're a werewolf then I must have mind control powers and am
>making
>> you respond to my posts.
>> I 0wN j00!!!!
>
>Ah, another myth shows up... a gnome sequitur. Short and dirty.
>
See you tomorrow, were-puppy puppet :)
>> Because I ignored a text-book lame than went out in the 90's?
>
>Hey, at least *I* went out in the Nineties. Going stir-crazy yet, Randar?
>
Um, no...those are your dissapointments, not mine :)
>> Try addressing the issues then intead of dodging and weaving.
>
>I'm not dodging and weaving... how much have you had to drink?
>
Nothing so far. What would you like?
>> Oh wait...you're an actor who affects an english accent and your "friends"
>> think your so freaky deaky they don't ask you to their wedding.
>
>I don't affect an accent, and "freaky deaky" does not mean what you think it
>means... at least I assume you don't *mean* to imply that I was going to
>rape the bride...
>
CITE, or remain SPANKED :)
>> What *was* I thinking?
>
>Delete the word "What", and you have it right.:>
>
Just because _I_ dont think I'm a werewolf Charles is no reason to get testy.
>> >Be fair, I answered the questions as written.
>>
>> Snipping text and post editing is the realm of the *perennially* SPANKED,
>such
>> as yourself :)
>
>Trimming an overlong post is good Usenet manners. Which is, of course, why
>I bother explaining it to a flamer, since you plainly don't know what that
>word means. I swear, you're so slow, you think "polite" is the verb form of
>"politics".
>
Post editing duly noted, mocked, and scorned.
>>
>> > More than can be said for
>> >your responses, of course, but I'm sure your mother will gladly explain
>the
>> >long words... or are you too ashamed? Perhaps that's the root of your
>> >insecurity, the tie that binds you to flaming in an effort to achieve
>> >respect through abuse rather than worthy effort.
>>
>> Too funny. This from a guy who lives with mom and lacks a drivers licence.
>> Try again now :)
>
>Sorry, you missed a post. I've had a DL since January.:>
>
OMG! Does your insurance agent know you're prone to "mental-shifts"???
"Sorry officer, I forgot how to use my 'paws' to drive with".
>>
>> > Perhaps you haven't told
>> >your mother what you do online, for fear she'll find out what a bad boy
>> >you've been and stop paying for the Internet connection?
>> >
>> My folks are well aware of my usenet status.
>
>Telling them you're friends with Bill Gates doesn't count.:>
>
I should be so lucky, heh.
>> Bow before me! Teh net-god!!!
>
><Pfft.> The only thing divine about you is your absence, Roughy. The only
>divinity in your house is a candy recipe.
>
And yet, I command you to respond to my posts.
>>
>> >You see, I told mine back when I got online. She likes to hear what I'm
>> >telling you.
>>
>> Really? Is mommy a werwoof too then?
>
>Well, at least I know you reply as you read... No, she's a werepanther.
>
Well...thats it then...the whole damn fambly is bonkers. Has sissy given up and
joined your little were-cult? Hey! Great idea; go on Jenny Jones or Jerry
Springer and make some money telling millions of bored unemployed americans
"what its like to be a were-animal".
Heh...lets see...you got the bikers...you got the sister...you got the
momma...yep...yer all set for white-trash stardom :)
Carry On!
>>
>> > The only thing better would be taunting you in person. Pity
>> >you're too much the coward for that sort of thing, though.:> (And before
>> >you ask, I pay for my own connection.)
>> >
>> Huh? You want to go RL on me now? Man, you weres are all defensive about
>what
>> people think of you yet you deny that you care what others think. "Those
>> horrible mundanes"!!!
>> Sure...
>
>Nah, you're just fun to play with. When your mother's a cat, you come to
>enjoy playing with small, helpless animals... :> But yes, I'd gladly meet
>you in Real Life, Ruggiero. Stop by and visit... Sunfiery once posted my RL
>address, so you shouldn't have any trouble finding me.
>
Oh yeah...we all know and care where you live Charles.
<rolls eyes> Sorry, I'm allergic to red-neck central and texASS is exactly
that. The only good thing to come out of texass has been the music, y'all kin
keep the rest :)
>> >And why would I count your friends? No, my friends are very real and
>> >physical:
>> >
>> >Phil Geusz
>> >Dragon de Monsyne (yes, that's his real name)
>> >Tyger Cowboy
>> >Goliath Wildcat
>> >Ryx
>> >Rhinowolf
>> >Kentsune
>> >
>> I bet they just *love* being outed like that. But hey, you were dumb
>enough to
>> post the phone number of your HMO to usenet.
>
><shrug> May be someone's HMO, but not mine. I'm unemployed, remember? No,
>that's the contact number now that Dr. Witschy works in Fort Worth. (I went
>to his old office, in Plano, years ago.) (Oh, and unlike you, the people
>who know *me* admit it openly.;)
>
Its what the phone number _you_ gave me resolved to via a search online.
Backpeddaling so soon?
>>
>> >All very real people. I've also met P.N. Elrod, but she didn't get to
>see
>> >my tail. I bought some of her ex's belongings, though.:>
>> >
>> How will they fit in your trailer?
>
>You've got me confused with Kamatu... and I'm much thinner.;) Mother owns
>her house, silly flamer.
>
You might want to take the wheels off then :)
>> >It's called "nitrogen narcosis", FYI. The underwater, pre-ascent portion
>of
>> >the bends. You see, it makes you get all sleepy and silly... sort of
>like
>> >the tripe you put on the Internet, you see.:>
>> >
>> At least *I'm* entertaining...
>
><yawn> Yes, in the same manner as a car wreck. I'm carrying this act,
>Rathbone, and don't you forget it.;>
>
Well that would explain the dismal ratings.
Spice things up a bit won't you?
>> >And you wonder why I say you're in denial.:> That's Dr. James K.
>Witschy,
>> >the man who officially declared me sane. Very nice man. And to think I
>was
>> >his patient before he worked at the hospital in Fort Worth...
>> >
>> You mean this one?
>> Jps Health Network
>> 2400 Circle Dr
>> Fort Worth, TX 76119
>
>Close. He now works at John Peter Smith Hospital in Fort Worth, Texas.
>Next time, just Google his name and it'll come up with more information.
>
I bet he really loves you. "Hey Thelma, dig this; you remember that patient who
kept on about being a werewolf? Well now he's posting my damn contact info all
over the net. What an idiot."
>>
>> How much did you have to bribe him to get a "sane" designation?
>
>As you nicely point out, I've never had a really well-paid job. I could
>never afford to bribe a psychiatrist. (Heck, we could barely afford to
>*pay* one!) But how much did *your* psychiatrist take? I mean, if you know
>there's a going rate... :>
>
I went to a psychologist. Much more affordable.
So it did it gratis? He must have felt sorry for you.
>> BTW, I could find doctors to support the opposite diagnosis. They do it
>all the
>> time in court.
>
>Feel free, dear boy. I await your "experts" and their opinions.
>
I leave it to the usenet audience who might read these posts archived in g00gle
to decide whos saner. You or me?
:)
>> Geeenyus...spammers run bots on usenet that harvest addys.
>
>Yeesh, are *you* behind the times. Never heard of webspiders, Roland?
>Little programs that pore over HTML documents to look for e-mail addresses?
>Again, if the spammers hadn't found him by now, they weren't trying.
>
Thanks for helping, Mensa.
>> Put your PC away: you're too stupid for the net.
>
>If you're on it, that's impossible.
>
Your intellect trumps mine?
Sorry, but you get negative points for believing that you're a were-anything.
Try again :)
>> >You'll never mention it again, because it's his real contact number and
>> >you'd die of an aortic rupture if you admitted I was right about
>anything.:>
>> >
>> Nope. I searched the whitepages...its a hmo or something.
>
>It's John Peter Smith Hospital. I know you're clueless about Texas, but we
>do have hospitals here, okay?
>
Just not for the black folks, huh?
>> You might not be "dangerous" but you're certainly not 100% sane by any
>measure.
>
>I am dangerous only to overblown ego-pigs like you, dear boy.:> And if you
>think sane men aren't dangerous, you must not know about the Army, either...
>
I saw an excellent quote about "normal" men in a troll froup...it was a quote
by R.D. Laing.
>In any event, please ask Dr. Witschy. Of course, with no credentials and
>less intellect, you won't get any info, but it should be interesting to hear
>of a man's head exploding. (I apologize for the assumption of your gender,
>by the by, but it's neccessary to assume that you have one.;)
>
So you're saying that even if I contact him, he'll ignore me.
Wow, thats some great defense of your sanity you have going there Charles.
>> >If it is, it's not mine. I'm surprised you didn't spot it when you
>flamed
>> >the furgroups a while back.
>> >
>> I'm not a flamer, I'm a troll.
>> Do try and keep up.
>
>I do, since you leave a charred trail through Google. (Well, some charred,
>some mustard greens, but anyway...)
>
No...thats bok-choy and unless you have thai peanut sauce, STAY THE HELL OUTTA
MY KITCHEN.
TIA
>> You're saying that your mom is "were"?????
>
><rolls eyes> The boy can read! Quick, call the newspapers!
>
I just feel sorry for you at this point.
Really.
>> And she thinks shes a cat or something?????
>
>And the award for "Beating a Dead Horse" goes to...
>
My condolences for your collectivly _lost_ sanity down there in texASS.
:(
>> Jumpin Jebus but they grows em stoopid in texASS.
>
>Oh, don't get jealous. I'm sure your tiny little... state has something
>going for it.:> Well, on the other paw, if *you're* there...
>
Clean air...but they're working on that :(
>In any event, come on down and tell us to our faces how "stoopid" (sic) we
>are here in Texas.
Always with the RL eh Charles? The truth stings like a fire ant don't it?
> I know the perfect place for you to announce it, too...
>the Tortilla Factory.:> If there's anybody else here from Dallas, they just
>broke down laughing...
>
One example will trump any defense you have of texASS being full of "smarties":
George "dubyuh" Bush.
Case closed :)
>> >If an I.Q. of 165 is stupid, then yes.:> Never join MENSA, though... the
>me
>> >etings will bore you to tears...
>> >
>> Honey, if you have an IQ of 165 then why the hell don't you have a good
>job?
>
>Because Greyhound doesn't believe that having your mother in the hospital
>with cancer qualifies for Family Medical Leave.
Don't blame me, I didn't vote for Bush.
> Oh, and they think you have
>to take twelve weeks at a time. *That*, O clueless coward, is why I am
>unemployed.
Your state has no laws protecting workers rights?
Might be time to move. Try New Mexico...they're more enlightened...and
enchanted ;)
>As I informed my manager after being turned down: "If I have
>to choose between my job and my family... my job is not going to win."
>
Understandable. You might want to get a lawyer to look into the job thingy btw.
Some freebie legal help is probably available through your local university.
HTH
>> Oh yeah...silly me...you spend all your time trying to figure out how to
>become
>> a physical werewoof.
>
><puzzled look, cocked head> Why on Earth would I still be trying to figure
>that out? I should think three methods would be enough for the thesis...
>
Accepting the reality that theres _no_ physical transformation to be had?
Well...its a start :)
>> Grow up Charles, its really not too late :)
>
>For you, dear drip, it has always been too late.
>
I'm not the one clinging to a myth.
0_o
>> ><cocks head> I only know one job where that would be important, and
>they're
>> >not hiring until September.
>> >
>> Six Flags over texASS?
>
>Still can't remember the states of the union, I see. No, Thrillvania. Much
>better FX, and there's a were running the costume department. (Hi,
>Ysengrin!)
>
His fursuit is very nice. Yeap...maybe you should just stick with what you
_think_ you know. But it can't pay very well to be an actor in a costume.
I was thinking of a job where you use your book learnin skills to teach history
or something. Challenge yourself?
>> >No, you're flaming now. There's a difference. When you figure it out,
>> >you'll be on The Road To Recovery.;>
>> >
>> Not a flamer actually. Just a run-of-the-mill garden-variety troll :)
>
>Ah, there's that delusion of being a mythological creature, again. Poor
>thing... <pitying look>
>
People kept calling me "troll" so I'm down with it.
Now watch me get "jiggy"!
>> See you tomorrow, Charles.
>>
>
>I didn't know you were clairvoyant as well as brainless.:>
>
I'm a troll. We just know these things :)
See you, dont be late now.
Wanderer
derived from telling a tiny-brained flamer what I think of him. Back to the
killfile, Zatara... oh, and next time you try something like this, don't
attack a guy's family. Other people aren't as restrained as I am.
(Of course, I'd offer to continue this privately, but that would require a
working e-mail address for you, and I don't want to send you into a panic
attack as you imagine the Big, Bad Werewolf coming after you through the
phone lines.)
A few definitions as I go:
Freaky Deaky:
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/music/hip-hop/dictionary/part2/
freak
1) (v) Dance in a provocative way.
2) (v) Have sex.
3) (n) Person who practices the above things; sexually aggressive female
(never
missing a beat).
4) (v) To take out the filter paper from a Black & Mild pipe-tobacco cigar.
"I'm going
to freak this Mild"
"Bear", to correct that "plushophilia" gaffe that made you look like a
reject from somethingawful:
http://gaylife.about.com/cs/gaylifeglossary/g/bear.htm
Definition: A gay man that has a lot of body and/or facial hair. Bears are
often considered to have "cuddly" bodies.
Now, if it's any consolation, you were made to look even sillier than usual
by a man who had a GPA of 3.11 in college and graduated with honors. FYI.
HTH.
FOAD.
<paws dirt over your scent trace>
Yours wolfishly,
The sick-of-you,
Diortem
Only if you let history eat at you. Personally, I rather look at
history as just that. Learn from it, yes... but dont dwell on it.
Your the one so worried about it. I guess it's you that needs to deal
with it.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >the only name
> >> >> >> >calling I saw him do was the whole spindly legs thing (which by the
> >> >> >> >way, made me smile... VERY funny mental image).
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> A real laugh riot....yeah.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Well it made me laugh... more then you have done as of yet.
> >> >> >
> >> >> So sue me.
> >> >
> >> >Nah... I dont want to do more damage then what you claim dave was
> >> >called would do.
> >> >
> >> See you in court, NetaBusEr.
> >
> >Why?
> >
> For various and sundry charges relating to abiding and abeting a werewoof.
But I thought you didnt believe in such things... so much for YOUR
resolve.
I love how you squirm and try to pass the blame. He NEVER compared
9/11 to the USENET. That was your doing. Guess it's your sense of
reality that needs to be corrected.
> >> Try and keep up.
> >
> >Try making sense when you post.
> >
> Try and have a working grasp of english.
Funny from one who has answered me in leet a few times.
So you dont have an imagination then? Im not ASKING you to know... Im
asking you to work that brain and imagine what you might. If this is
too hard, please let me know... I'll stop pressuring you.
> >Getting you to imagine something is like pulling teeth, you know that?
> >
> I imagine that the natural forces of the physical universe would be the prime
> force shaping any extraterrestrial life.
> Ya think?
More then you. You have dodged this question for some time now. I
asked what you imagined it such life would be like, NOT what would
form them. PLEASE stay on topic next time.
Sorry, but due to the overall quality of your act, Im not paying. :)
The sit closer to your screen!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me grinning.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> So we'll put you down as "easily amused".
> >> >> >
> >> >> >If you like.... course you'll have to wait and see if it's true.
> >> >> >Besides, if you think about it, wouldnt replying if I wasnt amused
> >> >> >really be a waste of time?
> >> >> >
> >> >> Begging me to "no-life" lame you?
> >> >> Too easy.
> >> >
> >> >Well you've already resorted to name calling....
> >> >
> >> Shall I call you a fuckhead next?
> >
> >If you must... but really you just keep stooping lower and lower.
> >
> Limbo...low can _you_ go?
>
Let's do the Limbo Rock!
Your non-interest in manners.
> >> >> Your drool cup needs changing, btw.
> >> >
> >> >...dont know who's that is... but Im over here... oh and you might
> >> >want to get the janitor.... that looks nasty *shutters*
> >> >
> >> Let Charles empty it. He's used to waiting on his mummy :)
> >
> >As I said, no manners... You dont make fun of someone for taking care
> >of family. Just be glad I dont have a slingshot to fling it at you
> >with.
> >
> You kids and your always wanting to take this to RL.
> For shame.
>
And once again, you miss the humor in a mental image. Why am I not
shocked?
> >>
> >> >> >> Try once more now, with *feeling*.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >*does the chicken dance.... WITH FEELING!!!!*
> >> >> >
> >> >> <Farts> I feel better.
> >> >
> >> >You wont in a moment... *hits the fan switch* you dealt it, you can
> >> >smell it!
> >> >
> >> Must be an old PC...mine has an automatic fan that comes on when the CPU
> >> reaches a certain temperature.
> >
> >Once again, there are more kinds of fans then what are in a
> >power-supply or on a CPU.... You just keep trying to be a nerd, dont
> >you? *laughs* its actually kinda funny... a poser trying to look like
> >a nerd.... who woulda thunk?
> >
> What makes you think I'm a poser?
You seem to want to jump on EVERYTHING being a computer device... life
DOESNT work like that.... it looks more like cheap attempts to
impress.
>
> >> >> >> >> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >*laughs and wonders what the next part of this discussion will give*
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Diortem, curious enough to read the next volume.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Is it a logical volume? Where did you set the partitions?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >....Volume can also mean book... and you set partion sizes, not
> >> >> >locations.... *sighs* ComputerNerdPosers....
> >> >> >
> >> >> Don't forget to set it as active,A55 B4nd17.
> >> >
> >> >Once again... book, not hard drive... but even a member of
> >> >java.ComputerNerdPoserLeet.class should know that.... guess you were
> >> >just generated, werent you?
> >> >
> >> I'm a perl script bot that generates random text.
> >
> >That explains alot.
>
> That you're willing to respond to a bot?
> Yeah, it does :)
It has novelty.... though it wont last much longer... I can tell that.
Diortem
There is no one who would actually employ you for this.... so that
wont ever happen.
> >Besides, Im only calling what Im seeing.
> >
> Try rubbing your eyes or something.
Wouldnt help... you still make about as much sense as.... you.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Dave hasn't told me he's leaving. As far as I know, he's reading
> this
> very
> >> >> >> >post. (Besides, you claimed to *be* him in another post...)
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Its fun to fool the stupid.
> >> >> >> He left btw.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Says you, yes. Let's move on to some more of your fiction...
> >> >> >
> >> >> Dance for me, poppet.
> >> >
> >> >More troll speach... CRIKEY! At this rate, we might learn their wierd
> >> >and angry society very soon! Lets get a closer look!
> >> >
> >> Bring your troll-o-scope...
> >
> >Oiy, he's REALLY MAD NOW! This could be dangerous... *makes his way up
> >like the crock-hunter*
> >
> Your troll o scope is broken...
CRIKEY! He BROKE TROLL O SCPOPE! This is a REALLY dangerous
situation... Im close enough for the Troll to really do some damage...
Course he will probably jsut blabber more, but that's his weapon...
Insanity.... Lets get a closer look... see how the anger blzes in it's
eyes.... *approaches all the closer Crock-Hunter fashion*
Indeed.... trolls dont listen to reason. By the way.... I can get you
some ice for that... looked like it hurt.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >No, I will not go out with you.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Who asked, dimmy?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >You did, silly. Why else would you be interested in my sexual
> preference?
> >> >>
> >> >> I wasn't, obsessed one.
> >> >
> >> >I have seen you make much bigger streches.... in this argument alone,
> >> >so I suggest you stop while you still have a place to stand here.
> >> >
> >> Bite me.
> >
> >You wouldnt taste good.
> >
> I'm full of creamy goodness.
I dont swing that way.... looks like Wanderer may have pinned you
after all.
> >> >> >I tell you as I told the last three gays: I'm straight. That means I
> don't
> >> >> >want to date you or sleep with you. Take the hint.
> >> >> >
> >> >> You're homophobic and obsessed with *acting* masculine?
> >> >> Try dropping the phony british accent.
> >> >> HTH
> >> >
> >> >How long did you need to think that up? Its an awfully complex setup
> >> >for a troll.
> >> >
> >> No setup. Charles addmitted that "people mistake him for being british".
> >> He said he dosen't have a typical texas accent. Therefore its reasonable to
> >> assume that he's doing something to sound "british".
> >> He lives in a friggin fantasy world. Deal with it.
> >>
> >
> >Im just fine with it. It seems to be you who are calling names here.
> >But how does people thinking you sound briish make it fantasy, I
> >wonder? I know people who do it just to confuse the hell out of
> >others.
> >
> Wanderer does it to make himself seem mysterious and important.
> Two qualities he dearly lacks.
...or he could do it to just confuse the hell out of people... or he
could be not doing it at all... people are wierd, and can get to
conclusions that make you go "wha?" easily enough. Concider all
possibilities.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >No, I *still* will not go out with you. Send the pink tee-shirt,
> though...
> >> >> >> >Mother would like to wear it.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Your *mom* is gay!?!?!?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Mother likes pink, O immature imbecile. Some girls do, you know. Oh,
> and
> >> >> >Mother takes a Medium.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Mother needs a medium to find out why you two twits are channeling a
> british
> >> >> spirit.
> >> >
> >> >Explain why an accent is so important to you please?
> >> >
> >> Why would he need to? Its all part of his personality: avoid reality at all
> >> costs.
> >
> >And how is an accent avoiding reality?
> >
> Its acting. Its putting on airs.
> Duh.
So? Are you telling me that someone who "acts" professional because
they are in their office where they work is also avoiding reality?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >What kind of wolf types on a computer? How about Wolf Blitzer?;)
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Thats a name, not a descriptive noun stupid.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Like I said, no sense of humor. I'd ask if people play Aggie Jokes on
> you,
> >> >> >but how would you know?
> >> >> >
> >> >> I'm not from texASS either, ninny.
> >> >>
> >> >Love the respect we are seeing here.... just ready to bask in it.
> >> >
> >> Bring your sunscreen.
> >
> >I dont burn so easily.
> >
> Bring a towel then.
Dont need to be on a beach for this.
> >> >> >> >Forgot
> >> >> >> >that werewolves are part human, did we? (Poor Raffles... so young to
> be
> >> >> >> >suffering from senility...)
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> I'm not the one claiming to be a mythological creature.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >And I'm not the one claiming to be the only sane man in the world.:)
> >> >> >
> >> >> Where did I say that? Dodge and weave lots more now :)
> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >I won't get drunk with you, either.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Did I ask you to? Lonely much?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >You asked if I drink. What other reason would you have? But no, I'm a
> >> >> >tee-totaler.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Yes, your fear of alcohol is well documented.
> >> >> Try this: get together with your sisters friends at a bar and get drunk.
> >> >> Somewhere along the line you realise that normal people drink in bars on
> >> >> occasion and *dont* pretend to be werwolves.
> >> >
> >> >And do you think there are normal people who dont get drunk?
> >> >
> >> Yes, obviously. Whats that got to do with anything?
> >
> >Just checking.... sounded to me like you were saying that to be
> >normal, you should get drunk.
> >
> It would help Wanderer be more real I'd bet.
Have you ever SEEN people drunk? Trust me... it helps no one.
He didnt impress me. Yes, he has a funny name, but so what?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >No, Xemblinkys don't exist. Ask any werewolf.;)
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Trolls are everywhere.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Technically, you're a flamer. See, Trolls are mythological creatures.
> Just
> >> >> >ask any Scandinavian.:>
> >> >> >
> I know trondheim...but I'm not a flamer. Whatever makes you think that?
> >> >> :)
> >> >
> >> >Wanderer? Its all yours.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Yes, I'm a spiritual werewolf. And you're a total loss.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I'm happy just being sane, thanks for careing.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >If you were sane, you wouldn't be so interested in yelling at people
> from
> >> >> >the safety of your computer. Terrible insecurity can be a life-
> crippler...
> >> >> >please get help.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Who's yelling? I'm just asking you some simple questions but you keep
> getting
> >> >> all defensive and huffy.
> >> >
> >> >Actually, I see alot of humor in his posts... you seem to miss it.
> >> >
> >> Must be a werwoof thing then huh?
> >
> >Are you implying Im a were-wolf?
> >
> I'm implying that to get the so-called humor you'd have to be a werwoof.
Then you imply wrong.... cause Im not.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >If it's "grown up" to spend all your spare time flaming people on the
> >> >> >> >Internet, I'll stay just as I am, thank you... loving, caring, and
> prone
> to
> >> >> >> >howl at the moon. Even a zoo would be better than being like you.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> You're a "zoo" also? Decided to come clean about the animal sex eh?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >If I'd done it, I'd admit it. I was talking about being locked up in a
> >> >> >cage... vastly preferable to your empty rhetoric.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Well if you're a werewolf then I must have mind control powers and am
> making
> >> >> you respond to my posts.
> >> >> I 0wN j00!!!!
> >> >
> >> >1st: stop the leet crap.... its nothing but worthless text stylized
> >> >because a bunch of people never learned how to type right and wanted
> >> >to be "cool" about it.
> >> >
> >> M4|<3 |\/|3 :)
> >
> >Too late... that stench of the wanna-bes that make up leetness is too
> >strong.... Im gonna get a barf-bag in case I really toss my cookies.
> >
> Just use your beach towel.
And ruin it? NO WAY! I could use your argumnts though.. they arent
worth much...
> >> >2nd: Tell us what he will respond with then! I want a magic show!
> >> >
> >> Nothing. Charles tends to run away when confronted.
> >
> >Hmmm.... we will see if thats true, wont we?
> >
> He showed up with an excuse from mommy :)
Havent read it yet... We will see.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >I should think *you'd* care about the sub-atomic world. Isn't that
> where
> >> >> >> >your mind is? It's small enough.;)
> >> >> >
> >> >> >I'd say that's two points for me... :>
> >> >>
> >> >> Because I ignored a text-book lame than went out in the 90's?
> >> >> Try addressing the issues then intead of dodging and weaving.
> >> >> Oh wait...you're an actor who affects an english accent and your
> "friends"
> >> >> think your so freaky deaky they don't ask you to their wedding.
> >> >> What *was* I thinking?
> >> >>
> >> >You werent thinkng like the troll you are.... you would have responded
> >> >if you were.
> >> >
> >> Really?
> >>
> >*full sargent immitiation marching back and forth* Any way you can
> >push buttons, as a troll it is your DUTY to try to push them! For not
> >following the code of the troll, you have DISCRACED YOUR TROOP! NOW
> >DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY MAGGOT!
> >
> I don't have twenty. I can spot you a tenner though...
ARE YOU SOME KIND OF WISE GUY PRIVATE? GET DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY!
*marches around you still in sargent uniform*
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >No, to make *me* feel comfortable, you actually post logical
> questions
> and
> >> >> >> >answers. I don't expect the impossible from you, though...
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> I dont expect you to actually answer my posts *in* context either,
> >> >> >> Charles.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Be fair, I answered the questions as written.
> >> >>
> >> >> Snipping text and post editing is the realm of the *perennially* SPANKED,
> such
> >> >> as yourself :)
> >> >
> >> >Would you mind letting him finish before you start? Your starting to
> >> >sound like a politician!
> >> >
> >> Hes run away again. What's a troll to do?
> >
> >Chase?
> >
> Thats stalker territory.
Well... you DO have standards..... Im amazed.
> >> >> > More than can be said for
> >> >> >your responses, of course, but I'm sure your mother will gladly explain
> the
> >> >> >long words... or are you too ashamed? Perhaps that's the root of your
> >> >> >insecurity, the tie that binds you to flaming in an effort to achieve
> >> >> >respect through abuse rather than worthy effort.
> >> >>
> >> >> Too funny. This from a guy who lives with mom and lacks a drivers
> licence.
> >> >> Try again now :)
> >> >>
> >> >> > Perhaps you haven't told
> >> >> >your mother what you do online, for fear she'll find out what a bad boy
> >> >> >you've been and stop paying for the Internet connection?
> >> >> >
> >> >> My folks are well aware of my usenet status.
> >> >> Bow before me! Teh net-god!!!
> >> >
> >> >Why?
> >> >
> >> Because I said so, dimmy.
> >>
> >Why?
> >
> Because of my awsum troll powerses.
*stands like some goofy super-hero in a comic book, finger pointing
and all* HAH! Your troll powers have no effect on me, evil dooer!
> >> >> >You see, I told mine back when I got online. She likes to hear what I'm
> >> >> >telling you.
> >> >>
> >> >> Really? Is mommy a werwoof too then?
> >> >
> >> >You havent been paying attention, have you?
> >> >
> >> Its not easy when the posts from the other camp lack any shred of wit.
> >>
> >But before you ask about a detail, you should see if it is mentioned
> >already... no matter what you think of the other person.
> >
> Sorry mate, can't be arsed. Oh look! Now I'm acting like Wanderer!
> Blimey!
He doesnt type like that, fool.
> >Besides, you could always just walk away if you dont want to put any
> >real effort into it.
> >
> That would'nt be smurfy :)
I dont smurfing care how smurfy it is to smurfety smurf smurf.
> >> >> > The only thing better would be taunting you in person. Pity
> >> >> >you're too much the coward for that sort of thing, though.:> (And
> before
> >> >> >you ask, I pay for my own connection.)
> >> >> >
> >> >> Huh? You want to go RL on me now? Man, you weres are all defensive about
> what
> >> >> people think of you yet you deny that you care what others think. "Those
> >> >> horrible mundanes"!!!
> >> >> Sure...
> >> >
> >> >People are horrible... simple fact. Just watch a crowd and you will
> >> >see exactly what I mean.
> >> >
> >> Sure. But running from ones humanity is the answer how?
> >
> >Well at least you agree not to look at the world through rose colored
> >glasses... Is it an answer? No.... humanity is a part of everyone
> >here.... but that doesnt mean you have to part of that herd iether.
> >
> I'm hardly part of the herd. You must be thinking of your cow-orkers.
If you were part of the herd, I would be genuinely scared.... but I
was just making a statement here... one I thought you would agree
with, actually. Guess your troll instincts dont let that happen.
I KNEW IT! Your like him because your in his CULT! *laughs*
Well, Im not for such a depressing religion.... so no thanks.
For what? Thats old hat stuff still... there are alot newer tactics
that people use these days then breaking into mail servers.... I read
about some of them and almost want to tell you, but I wonder what you
might come up with if I dont.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >If you really prefer the telephone (and assuming you know how to use
> one;),
> >> >> >> >his number is (817) 921-3431. Have fun!:)
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> I'll search it and see what a liar you are, kay?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >You'll never mention it again, because it's his real contact number and
> >> >> >you'd die of an aortic rupture if you admitted I was right about
> anything.:>
> >> >> >
> >> >> Nope. I searched the whitepages...its a hmo or something.
> >> >> You might not be "dangerous" but you're certainly not 100% sane by any
> measure.
> >> >
> >> >Is anyone 100% sane? I mean, if so, name them and Safari will hate
> >> >them... they would be like Rei Ayanami.
> >> >
> >> There is an average, a "norm" if you will.
> >> Saffy only hates the stupid :)
> >>
> >The "norm" as you so well put it, is below par, if you ask me. There
> >are plenty out there for Saffs to hate. But I would be careful
> >limiting it only to them with'em.
> >
> I'm sane. You're probably sane. Wanderer is however decidedly _not_ sane.
> Poor Charles.
Compared to what I have met out there, Wanderer is DEFINATELY sane.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >That's because certainties don't have probabilities, silly.:>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Three points... :>
> >> >> >
> >> >> <rolls eyes>
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Actually, I admit I've been put on the short list to join the cast of
> an
> >> >> >> >animated feature. More details when the director clears me to
> discuss
> >> >> >> >them...
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Just like that cookbook you had planned: more fantasy.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >If it is, it's not mine. I'm surprised you didn't spot it when you
> flamed
> >> >> >the furgroups a while back.
> >> >> >
> >> >> I'm not a flamer, I'm a troll.
> >> >> Do try and keep up.
> >> >
> >> >The difference is....
> >>
> >> Trolls post to get responses.
> >> Flamers post to "win arguments" and drive others off.
> >> Duh.
> >
> >Alright... I will accept that answer. I was really curious if you
> >would reply to that.
> >
> Gee...do I get a gold star next to my name?
In a text forum? I dont think you CAN make something gold.
> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Nah, I read Magnifi-cat. Mother's feline, you see.;)
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Four points... :>
> >> >> >
> >> >> You're saying that your mom is "were"?????
> >> >> And she thinks shes a cat or something?????
> >> >> Jumpin Jebus but they grows em stoopid in texASS.
> >> >
> >> >And yet you asked about this way up toward the beginning of this
> >> >entry....
> >> >
> >> So sue me.
> >
> >No... just pay attention and you will get better next time.
> >
> I'm already better than you at trolling :)
> See you tomorrow.
I'll concider that a score for me... oh but speaking of that... I will
be out after this for the weekend.... so as much as its been a
pleasure (so far) no... you wont.
LESS FILLING!
>
> >Wow! What a bargain! But wait, there's more! (to be continued)
>
> At least my posts come from a micro-brewry...you and your corporate posts...
> they're bitter I tells ya!
The level we are at here is an infomercial.... Why Its so funny. Oh
and hand crafting can be done with alot more then beer.
Raoul Xemblonsky III
Then quitcher bitchen.
>> >Besides, Im only calling what Im seeing.
>> >
>> Try rubbing your eyes or something.
>
>Wouldnt help... you still make about as much sense as.... you.
>
Blaming me for your comprehenshion problems is the answer how?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >Dave hasn't told me he's leaving. As far as I know, he's reading
>> this
>> very
>> >> >> >> >post. (Besides, you claimed to *be* him in another post...)
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Its fun to fool the stupid.
>> >> >> >> He left btw.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Says you, yes. Let's move on to some more of your fiction...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Dance for me, poppet.
>> >> >
>> >> >More troll speach... CRIKEY! At this rate, we might learn their wierd
>> >> >and angry society very soon! Lets get a closer look!
>> >> >
>> >> Bring your troll-o-scope...
>> >
>> >Oiy, he's REALLY MAD NOW! This could be dangerous... *makes his way up
>> >like the crock-hunter*
>> >
>> Your troll o scope is broken...
>
>CRIKEY! He BROKE TROLL O SCPOPE! This is a REALLY dangerous
>situation... Im close enough for the Troll to really do some damage...
>Course he will probably jsut blabber more, but that's his weapon...
>Insanity.... Lets get a closer look... see how the anger blzes in it's
>eyes.... *approaches all the closer Crock-Hunter fashion*
>
You slip on a mossy rock and fall off a cliff.
Move back ten spaces.
Dont bother, my hands are toughend from spanking n00bies like you :)
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >No, I will not go out with you.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Who asked, dimmy?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >You did, silly. Why else would you be interested in my sexual
>> preference?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I wasn't, obsessed one.
>> >> >
>> >> >I have seen you make much bigger streches.... in this argument alone,
>> >> >so I suggest you stop while you still have a place to stand here.
>> >> >
>> >> Bite me.
>> >
>> >You wouldnt taste good.
>> >
>> I'm full of creamy goodness.
>
>I dont swing that way.... looks like Wanderer may have pinned you
>after all.
>
Is this the league of hom0phobic usenet posters?
Hmmm...
>> >> >> >I tell you as I told the last three gays: I'm straight. That means
I
>> don't
>> >> >> >want to date you or sleep with you. Take the hint.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> You're homophobic and obsessed with *acting* masculine?
>> >> >> Try dropping the phony british accent.
>> >> >> HTH
>> >> >
>> >> >How long did you need to think that up? Its an awfully complex setup
>> >> >for a troll.
>> >> >
>> >> No setup. Charles addmitted that "people mistake him for being british".
>> >> He said he dosen't have a typical texas accent. Therefore its reasonable
to
>> >> assume that he's doing something to sound "british".
>> >> He lives in a friggin fantasy world. Deal with it.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Im just fine with it. It seems to be you who are calling names here.
>> >But how does people thinking you sound briish make it fantasy, I
>> >wonder? I know people who do it just to confuse the hell out of
>> >others.
>> >
>> Wanderer does it to make himself seem mysterious and important.
>> Two qualities he dearly lacks.
>
>...or he could do it to just confuse the hell out of people... or he
>could be not doing it at all... people are wierd, and can get to
>conclusions that make you go "wha?" easily enough. Concider all
>possibilities.
>
I'm pretty sure I was right. He cried and ran away like I predicted.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >No, I *still* will not go out with you. Send the pink tee-shirt,
>> though...
>> >> >> >> >Mother would like to wear it.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Your *mom* is gay!?!?!?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Mother likes pink, O immature imbecile. Some girls do, you know.
Oh,
>> and
>> >> >> >Mother takes a Medium.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Mother needs a medium to find out why you two twits are channeling a
>> british
>> >> >> spirit.
>> >> >
>> >> >Explain why an accent is so important to you please?
>> >> >
>> >> Why would he need to? Its all part of his personality: avoid reality at
all
>> >> costs.
>> >
>> >And how is an accent avoiding reality?
>> >
>> Its acting. Its putting on airs.
>> Duh.
>
>So? Are you telling me that someone who "acts" professional because
>they are in their office where they work is also avoiding reality?
>
How is that differing from the social norm? In buisness you act in a
professional manner. But that has to do with conduct, not using fake accents
and silly walks.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >What kind of wolf types on a computer? How about Wolf Blitzer?;)
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Thats a name, not a descriptive noun stupid.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Like I said, no sense of humor. I'd ask if people play Aggie Jokes
on
>> you,
>> >> >> >but how would you know?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> I'm not from texASS either, ninny.
>> >> >>
>> >> >Love the respect we are seeing here.... just ready to bask in it.
>> >> >
>> >> Bring your sunscreen.
>> >
>> >I dont burn so easily.
>> >
>> Bring a towel then.
>
>Dont need to be on a beach for this.
>
Hows the basking going? See any basking sharks?
My experience has been different. People confess to all sorts of secrets,
desires, and generally let their guard down.
It can be therapeutic.
I still like the CGI babe...her tits are very affected by inertia :)
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >No, Xemblinkys don't exist. Ask any werewolf.;)
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Trolls are everywhere.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Technically, you're a flamer. See, Trolls are mythological
creatures.
>> Just
>> >> >> >ask any Scandinavian.:>
>> >> >> >
>> I know trondheim...but I'm not a flamer. Whatever makes you think that?
>> >> >> :)
>> >> >
>> >> >Wanderer? Its all yours.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >Yes, I'm a spiritual werewolf. And you're a total loss.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> I'm happy just being sane, thanks for careing.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >If you were sane, you wouldn't be so interested in yelling at people
>> from
>> >> >> >the safety of your computer. Terrible insecurity can be a life-
>> crippler...
>> >> >> >please get help.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Who's yelling? I'm just asking you some simple questions but you keep
>> getting
>> >> >> all defensive and huffy.
>> >> >
>> >> >Actually, I see alot of humor in his posts... you seem to miss it.
>> >> >
>> >> Must be a werwoof thing then huh?
>> >
>> >Are you implying Im a were-wolf?
>> >
>> I'm implying that to get the so-called humor you'd have to be a werwoof.
>
>Then you imply wrong.... cause Im not.
>
Are you a were-anything? Or just a fan boi?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >If it's "grown up" to spend all your spare time flaming people on
the
>> >> >> >> >Internet, I'll stay just as I am, thank you... loving, caring, and
>> prone
>> to
>> >> >> >> >howl at the moon. Even a zoo would be better than being like you.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> You're a "zoo" also? Decided to come clean about the animal sex eh?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >If I'd done it, I'd admit it. I was talking about being locked up in
a
>> >> >> >cage... vastly preferable to your empty rhetoric.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Well if you're a werewolf then I must have mind control powers and am
>> making
>> >> >> you respond to my posts.
>> >> >> I 0wN j00!!!!
>> >> >
>> >> >1st: stop the leet crap.... its nothing but worthless text stylized
>> >> >because a bunch of people never learned how to type right and wanted
>> >> >to be "cool" about it.
>> >> >
>> >> M4|<3 |\/|3 :)
>> >
>> >Too late... that stench of the wanna-bes that make up leetness is too
>> >strong.... Im gonna get a barf-bag in case I really toss my cookies.
>> >
>> Just use your beach towel.
>
>And ruin it? NO WAY! I could use your argumnts though.. they arent
>worth much...
>
Since you haven't got any, it would be an improvement.
>> >> >2nd: Tell us what he will respond with then! I want a magic show!
>> >> >
>> >> Nothing. Charles tends to run away when confronted.
>> >
>> >Hmmm.... we will see if thats true, wont we?
>> >
>> He showed up with an excuse from mommy :)
>
>Havent read it yet... We will see.
>
It was very nice. He even gave me a traditional FOAD at the end :)
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >I should think *you'd* care about the sub-atomic world. Isn't
that
>> where
>> >> >> >> >your mind is? It's small enough.;)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >I'd say that's two points for me... :>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Because I ignored a text-book lame than went out in the 90's?
>> >> >> Try addressing the issues then intead of dodging and weaving.
>> >> >> Oh wait...you're an actor who affects an english accent and your
>> "friends"
>> >> >> think your so freaky deaky they don't ask you to their wedding.
>> >> >> What *was* I thinking?
>> >> >>
>> >> >You werent thinkng like the troll you are.... you would have responded
>> >> >if you were.
>> >> >
>> >> Really?
>> >>
>> >*full sargent immitiation marching back and forth* Any way you can
>> >push buttons, as a troll it is your DUTY to try to push them! For not
>> >following the code of the troll, you have DISCRACED YOUR TROOP! NOW
>> >DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY MAGGOT!
>> >
>> I don't have twenty. I can spot you a tenner though...
>
>ARE YOU SOME KIND OF WISE GUY PRIVATE? GET DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY!
>*marches around you still in sargent uniform*
>
You cant march very well since you fell off the cliff with the mossy rocks...
try a healing spell?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >No, to make *me* feel comfortable, you actually post logical
>> questions
>> and
>> >> >> >> >answers. I don't expect the impossible from you, though...
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> I dont expect you to actually answer my posts *in* context either,
>> >> >> >> Charles.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Be fair, I answered the questions as written.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Snipping text and post editing is the realm of the *perennially*
SPANKED,
>> such
>> >> >> as yourself :)
>> >> >
>> >> >Would you mind letting him finish before you start? Your starting to
>> >> >sound like a politician!
>> >> >
>> >> Hes run away again. What's a troll to do?
>> >
>> >Chase?
>> >
>> Thats stalker territory.
>
>Well... you DO have standards..... Im amazed.
>
Its called lazyness actually :)
>> >> >> > More than can be said for
>> >> >> >your responses, of course, but I'm sure your mother will gladly
explain
>> the
>> >> >> >long words... or are you too ashamed? Perhaps that's the root of
your
>> >> >> >insecurity, the tie that binds you to flaming in an effort to achieve
>> >> >> >respect through abuse rather than worthy effort.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Too funny. This from a guy who lives with mom and lacks a drivers
>> licence.
>> >> >> Try again now :)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Perhaps you haven't told
>> >> >> >your mother what you do online, for fear she'll find out what a bad
boy
>> >> >> >you've been and stop paying for the Internet connection?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> My folks are well aware of my usenet status.
>> >> >> Bow before me! Teh net-god!!!
>> >> >
>> >> >Why?
>> >> >
>> >> Because I said so, dimmy.
>> >>
>> >Why?
>> >
>> Because of my awsum troll powerses.
>
>*stands like some goofy super-hero in a comic book, finger pointing
>and all* HAH! Your troll powers have no effect on me, evil dooer!
>
I make you follow up my posts. Thats my l337 power.
>> >> >> >You see, I told mine back when I got online. She likes to hear what
I'm
>> >> >> >telling you.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Really? Is mommy a werwoof too then?
>> >> >
>> >> >You havent been paying attention, have you?
>> >> >
>> >> Its not easy when the posts from the other camp lack any shred of wit.
>> >>
>> >But before you ask about a detail, you should see if it is mentioned
>> >already... no matter what you think of the other person.
>> >
>> Sorry mate, can't be arsed. Oh look! Now I'm acting like Wanderer!
>> Blimey!
>
>He doesnt type like that, fool.
>
I know, I'm much better at typing.
>> >Besides, you could always just walk away if you dont want to put any
>> >real effort into it.
>> >
>> That would'nt be smurfy :)
>
>I dont smurfing care how smurfy it is to smurfety smurf smurf.
>
Gargamel made Smurfette, to catch smurfs. If he could make smurfette, why didnt
he just make some smurfs?
Hmmmmm...
>> >> >> > The only thing better would be taunting you in person. Pity
>> >> >> >you're too much the coward for that sort of thing, though.:> (And
>> before
>> >> >> >you ask, I pay for my own connection.)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Huh? You want to go RL on me now? Man, you weres are all defensive
about
>> what
>> >> >> people think of you yet you deny that you care what others think.
"Those
>> >> >> horrible mundanes"!!!
>> >> >> Sure...
>> >> >
>> >> >People are horrible... simple fact. Just watch a crowd and you will
>> >> >see exactly what I mean.
>> >> >
>> >> Sure. But running from ones humanity is the answer how?
>> >
>> >Well at least you agree not to look at the world through rose colored
>> >glasses... Is it an answer? No.... humanity is a part of everyone
>> >here.... but that doesnt mean you have to part of that herd iether.
>> >
>> I'm hardly part of the herd. You must be thinking of your cow-orkers.
>
>If you were part of the herd, I would be genuinely scared.... but I
>was just making a statement here...
Translation: I was just blowing smoke out my ass because I lack creative
writing skills.
I agree :)
> one I thought you would agree
>with, actually. Guess your troll instincts dont let that happen.
>
I agreed that you lack M4D 5K1ll2.
Resistance is futile.
Nothing. Just checking to see how much smoke you'd blow out your ass today.
Excuse me while I alert the EPA...
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >If you really prefer the telephone (and assuming you know how to
use
>> one;),
>> >> >> >> >his number is (817) 921-3431. Have fun!:)
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> I'll search it and see what a liar you are, kay?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >You'll never mention it again, because it's his real contact number
and
>> >> >> >you'd die of an aortic rupture if you admitted I was right about
>> anything.:>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Nope. I searched the whitepages...its a hmo or something.
>> >> >> You might not be "dangerous" but you're certainly not 100% sane by any
>> measure.
>> >> >
>> >> >Is anyone 100% sane? I mean, if so, name them and Safari will hate
>> >> >them... they would be like Rei Ayanami.
>> >> >
>> >> There is an average, a "norm" if you will.
>> >> Saffy only hates the stupid :)
>> >>
>> >The "norm" as you so well put it, is below par, if you ask me. There
>> >are plenty out there for Saffs to hate. But I would be careful
>> >limiting it only to them with'em.
>> >
>> I'm sane. You're probably sane. Wanderer is however decidedly _not_ sane.
>> Poor Charles.
>
>Compared to what I have met out there, Wanderer is DEFINATELY sane.
>
People who claim to be "not-human" are sane how?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >That's because certainties don't have probabilities, silly.:>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Three points... :>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> <rolls eyes>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Actually, I admit I've been put on the short list to join the cast
of
>> an
>> >> >> >> >animated feature. More details when the director clears me to
>> discuss
>> >> >> >> >them...
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Just like that cookbook you had planned: more fantasy.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >If it is, it's not mine. I'm surprised you didn't spot it when you
>> flamed
>> >> >> >the furgroups a while back.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> I'm not a flamer, I'm a troll.
>> >> >> Do try and keep up.
>> >> >
>> >> >The difference is....
>> >>
>> >> Trolls post to get responses.
>> >> Flamers post to "win arguments" and drive others off.
>> >> Duh.
>> >
>> >Alright... I will accept that answer. I was really curious if you
>> >would reply to that.
>> >
>> Gee...do I get a gold star next to my name?
>
>In a text forum? I dont think you CAN make something gold.
>
How about some nice ASCII then?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >Nah, I read Magnifi-cat. Mother's feline, you see.;)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Four points... :>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> You're saying that your mom is "were"?????
>> >> >> And she thinks shes a cat or something?????
>> >> >> Jumpin Jebus but they grows em stoopid in texASS.
>> >> >
>> >> >And yet you asked about this way up toward the beginning of this
>> >> >entry....
>> >> >
>> >> So sue me.
>> >
>> >No... just pay attention and you will get better next time.
>> >
>> I'm already better than you at trolling :)
>> See you tomorrow.
>
>I'll concider that a score for me... oh but speaking of that... I will
>be out after this for the weekend.... so as much as its been a
>pleasure (so far) no... you wont.
>
Eh? Waffle much?
Dont get the mercury amalgam ones...they make you crazy!
>>
>> >Wow! What a bargain! But wait, there's more! (to be continued)
>>
>> At least my posts come from a micro-brewry...you and your corporate posts...
>> they're bitter I tells ya!
>
>The level we are at here is an infomercial.... Why Its so funny. Oh
>and hand crafting can be done with alot more then beer.
>
I do a little hand crafting every morning making hand babies.
Raoul Xemblonsky III
Tell that to the holocaust survivors.
Oh no, *you* have to deal with it!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >the only name
>> >> >> >> >calling I saw him do was the whole spindly legs thing (which by
the
>> >> >> >> >way, made me smile... VERY funny mental image).
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> A real laugh riot....yeah.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Well it made me laugh... more then you have done as of yet.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> So sue me.
>> >> >
>> >> >Nah... I dont want to do more damage then what you claim dave was
>> >> >called would do.
>> >> >
>> >> See you in court, NetaBusEr.
>> >
>> >Why?
>> >
>> For various and sundry charges relating to abiding and abeting a werewoof.
>
>But I thought you didnt believe in such things... so much for YOUR
>resolve.
>
There are fraud charges as well.
He made the analogy, and I carried it to its logical conclusion.
Too bad for Run-Away-Charles.
>> >> Try and keep up.
>> >
>> >Try making sense when you post.
>> >
>> Try and have a working grasp of english.
>
>Funny from one who has answered me in leet a few times.
>
\/\/|-|Y 1 |\|3\/3R!
Not too hard to fantasize...I do it all the time when I masturbate.
I just dont fantasize about aliens :)
>> >Getting you to imagine something is like pulling teeth, you know that?
>> >
>> I imagine that the natural forces of the physical universe would be the
prime
>> force shaping any extraterrestrial life.
>> Ya think?
>
>More then you. You have dodged this question for some time now. I
>asked what you imagined it such life would be like, NOT what would
>form them. PLEASE stay on topic next time.
>
I gave you a reasonable explanation of my veiws.
If you dont like them...killfile me :)
Collection agency notified...
Naw! I dinna hav to!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me
grinning.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> So we'll put you down as "easily amused".
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >If you like.... course you'll have to wait and see if it's true.
>> >> >> >Besides, if you think about it, wouldnt replying if I wasnt amused
>> >> >> >really be a waste of time?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Begging me to "no-life" lame you?
>> >> >> Too easy.
>> >> >
>> >> >Well you've already resorted to name calling....
>> >> >
>> >> Shall I call you a fuckhead next?
>> >
>> >If you must... but really you just keep stooping lower and lower.
>> >
>> Limbo...low can _you_ go?
>>
>Let's do the Limbo Rock!
>
I suggest you stay away from rocks...you remember the incident with the cliff..
Manners are over-rated. I prefer blunt honesty.
JUST SPIT IT OUT MAN!!!!111!!!!
>> >> >> Your drool cup needs changing, btw.
>> >> >
>> >> >...dont know who's that is... but Im over here... oh and you might
>> >> >want to get the janitor.... that looks nasty *shutters*
>> >> >
>> >> Let Charles empty it. He's used to waiting on his mummy :)
>> >
>> >As I said, no manners... You dont make fun of someone for taking care
>> >of family. Just be glad I dont have a slingshot to fling it at you
>> >with.
>> >
>> You kids and your always wanting to take this to RL.
>> For shame.
>>
>And once again, you miss the humor in a mental image. Why am I not
>shocked?
>
You're a world weary were-something whos "seen it all"?
>> >>
>> >> >> >> Try once more now, with *feeling*.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >*does the chicken dance.... WITH FEELING!!!!*
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> <Farts> I feel better.
>> >> >
>> >> >You wont in a moment... *hits the fan switch* you dealt it, you can
>> >> >smell it!
>> >> >
>> >> Must be an old PC...mine has an automatic fan that comes on when the CPU
>> >> reaches a certain temperature.
>> >
>> >Once again, there are more kinds of fans then what are in a
>> >power-supply or on a CPU.... You just keep trying to be a nerd, dont
>> >you? *laughs* its actually kinda funny... a poser trying to look like
>> >a nerd.... who woulda thunk?
>> >
>> What makes you think I'm a poser?
>
>You seem to want to jump on EVERYTHING being a computer device... life
>DOESNT work like that.... it looks more like cheap attempts to
>impress.
>
My M4D 5|<1ll2 are in question?
Hmmmmm...
>> >> >> >> >> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >*laughs and wonders what the next part of this discussion will
give*
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Diortem, curious enough to read the next volume.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Is it a logical volume? Where did you set the partitions?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >....Volume can also mean book... and you set partion sizes, not
>> >> >> >locations.... *sighs* ComputerNerdPosers....
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Don't forget to set it as active,A55 B4nd17.
>> >> >
>> >> >Once again... book, not hard drive... but even a member of
>> >> >java.ComputerNerdPoserLeet.class should know that.... guess you were
>> >> >just generated, werent you?
>> >> >
>> >> I'm a perl script bot that generates random text.
>> >
>> >That explains alot.
>>
>> That you're willing to respond to a bot?
>> Yeah, it does :)
>
>It has novelty.... though it wont last much longer... I can tell that.
>
So thats your exit strategy eh?
Run away now :)
Raoul Xemblonsky III
><sigh> Well, the investment of time is now far greater than the enjoyment
>derived from telling a tiny-brained flamer what I think of him. Back to the
>killfile, Zatara... oh, and next time you try something like this, don't
>attack a guy's family. Other people aren't as restrained as I am.
>
Don't put your family out there as your defense for being silly then :)
Its all grist for the troll mill Charles. You of all peeps should know that.
>(Of course, I'd offer to continue this privately, but that would require a
>working e-mail address for you, and I don't want to send you into a panic
>attack as you imagine the Big, Bad Werewolf coming after you through the
>phone lines.)
>
Sure, that must be it ;)
>A few definitions as I go:
>
>Freaky Deaky:
>
>http //www faqs org/faqs/music/hip-hop/dictionary/part2/
>
>freak
> 1) (v) Dance in a provocative way.
> 2) (v) Have sex.
> 3) (n) Person who practices the above things; sexually aggressive female
>(never
> missing a beat).
> 4) (v) To take out the filter paper from a Black & Mild pipe-tobacco
cigar.
>"I'm going
> to freak this Mild"
>
I liked the definition on urbandictionary dot com better.
>
>"Bear", to correct that "plushophilia" gaffe that made you look like a
>reject from somethingawful:
>
>http //gaylife about com/cs/gaylifeglossary/g/bear htm
>
>Definition: A gay man that has a lot of body and/or facial hair. Bears are
>often considered to have "cuddly" bodies.
>
And you say _I_ have no sense of humor. Oh well, back to your plushies then
Sir-Crys-Alot :)
>Now, if it's any consolation, you were made to look even sillier than usual
>by a man who had a GPA of 3.11 in college and graduated with honors. FYI.
>HTH.
>
With a degree in what? Basketweaving?
>FOAD.
>
Oooooooh! I must have struck a nerve in there eh Charles?
I mean with the massive snip and all...
><paws dirt over your scent trace>
>
<farts in your general direction>
>Yours wolfishly,
>
Not even remotely dear.
>The sick-of-you,
>
Heh...I guess you just can't hang eh Sir-Crys-Alot?
:D
Winterwolf
Go... back ... and.... read...the... past... 4... Posts
> Wow...its *so* apparent now that you are the superior intellect here.
> How *could* I have been mistaken?
Take one look in the mirror and there is your answer.
> You're rants prove your obsession with me daily :)
Rants no, my obsession is psychology. However as I stated before you
cannot back up any of your facts, nor can you disprove any of the
points I made. Therefore its obvious that your whole argument is a
moot point.
> And you rant and piss and moan about it.
> Your point?
No I just like to make it blatantly obvious to you as to how much of
an idiot you clearly are.
> >Go back and look at your previous posts, I may be the master of run on
> >sentences but your the fucking king of incomplete sentences. I won,
> >everyone here knows it, get the fuck over it. =0)
> >
> >Winterwolf
> >
> See you tomorrow, 0wNed 0nE :)
>
Well you seen me, as I said above get the fuck over it, I won. It is
however, rather amusing on how skewed your sense of perception really
is. You talk about ME being obsessive, oh no you need to look at
yourself boyo. Evidentally you must be living a extremely sheltered
life. LOL If your going to make factual statements, make sure they
have a factual basis, every one of your crackhead remarks was exactly
that crackhead and pointless, with no factual basis whatsoever and if
it did then prove it. Give me reasons to back up those statements. I
sure as hell did in past 4 posts go back and read. Evidentally you
cannot.
Winterwolf
Kane Fox
<47719c78.04041...@posting.google.com>:
>> Which were?
>
>Go... back ... and.... read...the... past... 4... Posts
>
Make me, CunTfLapS :)
I dont grep for stupid children.
>
>
>
>> Wow...its *so* apparent now that you are the superior intellect here.
>> How *could* I have been mistaken?
>
>Take one look in the mirror and there is your answer.
>
What am I looking for?
>
>> You're rants prove your obsession with me daily :)
>
>Rants no, my obsession is psychology. However as I stated before you
>cannot back up any of your facts, nor can you disprove any of the
>points I made. Therefore its obvious that your whole argument is a
>moot point.
>
Wow. Look who done learnt theyselves a new word.
Yee haw. What was your point again?
>> And you rant and piss and moan about it.
>> Your point?
>
>No I just like to make it blatantly obvious to you as to how much of
>an idiot you clearly are.
>
By responding to trolls. Yeah, that'll do it.
>> >Go back and look at your previous posts, I may be the master of run
on
>> >sentences but your the fucking king of incomplete sentences. I won,
>> >everyone here knows it, get the fuck over it. =0)
>> >
>> >Winterwolf
>> >
>> See you tomorrow, 0wNed 0nE :)
>>
>Well you seen me, as I said above get the fuck over it, I won. It is
>however, rather amusing on how skewed your sense of perception really
>is. You talk about ME being obsessive, oh no you need to look at
>yourself boyo. Evidentally you must be living a extremely sheltered
>life. LOL If your going to make factual statements, make sure they
>have a factual basis, every one of your crackhead remarks was exactly
>that crackhead and pointless, with no factual basis whatsoever and if
>it did then prove it. Give me reasons to back up those statements. I
>sure as hell did in past 4 posts go back and read. Evidentally you
>cannot.
>
>Winterwolf
Nope. Still just pissin in the wind you is :)
Now obsessively follow up this post.
I command you.
/\/\
<@ @ >
\e/
Wanderer
Zentrixie, you couldn't give a "straightforward explanation" of how rain
falls.
Oh, and don't mind me. Debating with someone who doesn't pay attention to
what's going on or use any critical reasoning skills is boring (and this is
from a guy who reads dictionaries for fun), but lobbing in a comment or two
on that bunker-brain of yours can be entertaining in a drowsiness-inducing
sort of way.
A few points:
1. "The Croc Hunter" is not a board game, last I heard. Try to stay on the
same plane of reality with your presumed opponent.
2. I did not make an analogy. I used a metaphor. Please see your
grade-school English teacher for further information. Also, I did not call
Dave the Identity-Crisis-Prone Hyena a "Usenet Terrorist"... those words
date to your post, not mine.
3. Run away? I rolled over and went to sleep. The originality of your
posts is exceeded only by a Xerox machine.
As for your bill for per-laugh charges, I can only cite the Foy decision:
If this is the quality of the performance, it cannot possibly be qualified
as entertainment.
Yours with R.X.-brand sleeping pill posts,
The wolfish, weary,
Wanderer
whine, I suppose I shall deign to oblige. Just remember, you owe me your
life for keeping you from such depression...
"Raoul Xemblonsky III" <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
news:97jdc.8180$wS2....@fe16.usenetserver.com...
> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
<10799un...@corp.supernews.com>:
>
> ><sigh> Well, the investment of time is now far greater than the
enjoyment
> >derived from telling a tiny-brained flamer what I think of him. Back to
the
> >killfile, Zatara... oh, and next time you try something like this, don't
> >attack a guy's family. Other people aren't as restrained as I am.
> >
> Don't put your family out there as your defense for being silly then :)
> Its all grist for the troll mill Charles. You of all peeps should know
that.
Personally, I have some standards, and do not descend to tabloidish depths
in order to pretend that I am somehow Worthy Of Others' Time. It's far more
interesting to carefully craft my posts, refuting your poor, underfed
assaults as they hobble feebly across the phone lines.
<cocks head> Besides, how are you imagining I am using my mother as a
defense for being silly? I have mentioned that she is feline, that she has
cancer, and that she is doing well just now, having come through another
round of chemotherapy after coming home from the hospital last month.
Unless you're hallucinating a terrifically subtle reference to how you might
"die laughing", your setup has failed to detonate.
>
> >(Of course, I'd offer to continue this privately, but that would require
a
> >working e-mail address for you, and I don't want to send you into a panic
> >attack as you imagine the Big, Bad Werewolf coming after you through the
> >phone lines.)
> >
> Sure, that must be it ;)
<shrug> As you deny your paranoia, it is difficult to treat. In any event,
I offer again: Let us continue this privately. E-mail me a correct e-mail
address for you to receive my messages, and I shall gladly continue to make
you feel worthy of consideration.
>
> >A few definitions as I go:
> >
> >Freaky Deaky:
> >
> >http //www faqs org/faqs/music/hip-hop/dictionary/part2/
> >
> >freak
> > 1) (v) Dance in a provocative way.
> > 2) (v) Have sex.
> > 3) (n) Person who practices the above things; sexually aggressive
female
> >(never
> > missing a beat).
> > 4) (v) To take out the filter paper from a Black & Mild pipe-tobacco
> cigar.
> >"I'm going
> > to freak this Mild"
> >
> I liked the definition on urbandictionary dot com better.
It's still about sex, having nothing to do with your imaginary definition.
>
> >
> >"Bear", to correct that "plushophilia" gaffe that made you look like a
> >reject from somethingawful:
> >
> >http //gaylife about com/cs/gaylifeglossary/g/bear htm
> >
> >Definition: A gay man that has a lot of body and/or facial hair. Bears
are
> >often considered to have "cuddly" bodies.
> >
>
> And you say _I_ have no sense of humor. Oh well, back to your plushies
then
> Sir-Crys-Alot :)
If I thought for a minute you had enough of a clue to find your next-door
neighbor, I wouldn't have said what I did. As you insist on behaving like a
giggling, drunken fratboy, expect me to provide you with the definitions
you're far too sozzled to remember. Oh, and please present proof that you
have some authority in declaring me a plushophile. Proof that some poor
girl was actually desperate enough to straddle your decrepit frame will do.
Otherwise, you might try looking up my actual posts on the subject, rather
than struggling to remember the episode of C.S.I. you saw while out of your
head on tequila shots. (Here's a hint: You're wrong again.)
>
> >Now, if it's any consolation, you were made to look even sillier than
usual
> >by a man who had a GPA of 3.11 in college and graduated with honors.
FYI.
> >HTH.
> >
> With a degree in what? Basketweaving?
Associate of Arts and Sciences. Junior College, alas, or I would have gone
for a 4-year degree.
>
> >FOAD.
> >
> Oooooooh! I must have struck a nerve in there eh Charles?
> I mean with the massive snip and all...
<shrug> You're boring, stupid, foulmouthed and brainless. You have as much
chance of striking a nerve with me as you do of being admitted to MENSA,
even if I wrote you a letter of recommendation (which I wouldn't). Bluntly,
your infantile idiocy deserves to be wrapped in one of your used diapers and
sent to a toxic waste dump. Your very brain should qualify as an EPA
Superfund site. Worse, you're delusional enough to not only confuse my
posts with yours (and I actually edit, so there's not much comparison), but
to believe yourself capable of social interaction on a normal plane, far
removed from your level of mental development. To top it all, you
apparently believe yourself to be the text-based equivalent of Saddam
Hussein, when your limited potential and miniscule vocabulary, combined with
your general incompetence, leaves you better suited to the position of
Cannon Fodder. (Though I'm not sure you're ready to become a fodder,
goodness knows...)
>
> ><paws dirt over your scent trace>
> >
> <farts in your general direction>
When I can distinguish it from your usual scent, I shall reply.
>
> >Yours wolfishly,
> >
> Not even remotely dear.
I'll leave the grin on my face to your imagination, you proof of evolution.
When you die, leave your brain case to science... Paleontology, naturally.
(I'd ask for the brain, but you'd have to have one first...)
>
> >The sick-of-you,
> >
> Heh...I guess you just can't hang eh Sir-Crys-Alot?
>
Oh, is that your preferred pseudonym? Very well, Sir Crys-Alot, I shall
happily hang you, if you like. Please present yourself for an expert
hanging, thirteen knots and all. I promise, you'll never feel a thing...
Yours tiredly,
The supporting-the-endangered-Balmy-Buffoon,
§ńühwřŁf
<107ng1e...@corp.supernews.com>:
><snip>
>
Nicely post edited, coward :)
>Zentrixie, you couldn't give a "straightforward explanation" of how rain
>falls.
>
Is there a wind? Besides whats coming outta your ass that is...
>Oh, and don't mind me. Debating with someone who doesn't pay attention
to
>what's going on or use any critical reasoning skills is boring (and this
is
>from a guy who reads dictionaries for fun),
Admission of No Life duly noted and mocked.
>but lobbing in a comment or two
>on that bunker-brain of yours can be entertaining in a drowsiness-
inducing
>sort of way.
>
So can drinking. I suggest you take it up to improve the content of your
posts :)
>A few points:
>
>1. "The Croc Hunter" is not a board game, last I heard. Try to stay on
the
>same plane of reality with your presumed opponent.
>
But I *already* said I'm not a werewolf.
Besides, why would I want to be crazy like you?
>2. I did not make an analogy. I used a metaphor. Please see your
>grade-school English teacher for further information.
Unlike you, I don't hang around with my teachers from 30 years ago.
>Also, I did not call
>Dave the Identity-Crisis-Prone Hyena a "Usenet Terrorist"... those words
>date to your post, not mine.
>
You implied it. It was your "metaphor". Backpeddal much?
>3. Run away? I rolled over and went to sleep. The originality of your
>posts is exceeded only by a Xerox machine.
>
And yet I make you respond to them.
Dance lots more now my pretties :)
>As for your bill for per-laugh charges, I can only cite the Foy
decision:
>
>If this is the quality of the performance, it cannot possibly be
qualified
>as entertainment.
>
I'm only using my satisfaction as the measuring stick, not yours.
King Snuhw()1f
Diortem
When I have to, I do. But you see, not even the pushy ones keep
opening their mouths about it as much as you are.
Explain such charges.
No, he made a comment in an attempt to be funny. You were the one who
not only missed the comedy of it, but jumped to the conclusion that he
was being accusational. Seriously, man... I think youhave some issues.
> >> >> Try and keep up.
> >> >
> >> >Try making sense when you post.
> >> >
> >> Try and have a working grasp of english.
> >
> >Funny from one who has answered me in leet a few times.
> >
> \/\/|-|Y 1 |\|3\/3R!
Go ahead and prove my point. Im not stopping you.
Concidering that that type of fantasizing is the limit of your
imagination, Im glad for that. As it is to admit that is the limit of
your mind's eye is disturbing.
> >> >Getting you to imagine something is like pulling teeth, you know that?
> >> >
> >> I imagine that the natural forces of the physical universe would be the
> prime
> >> force shaping any extraterrestrial life.
> >> Ya think?
> >
> >More then you. You have dodged this question for some time now. I
> >asked what you imagined it such life would be like, NOT what would
> >form them. PLEASE stay on topic next time.
> >
> I gave you a reasonable explanation of my veiws.
> If you dont like them...killfile me :)
I didnt ask for explanations. I asked for you to use that feeble
imagination of yours... but obviously I wont ask for that anymore,
concidering the limitations you have shown me. *shutters*
Without a contract? They must be laughing.
You obviously do if you cant read it still.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me
> grinning.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> So we'll put you down as "easily amused".
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >If you like.... course you'll have to wait and see if it's true.
> >> >> >> >Besides, if you think about it, wouldnt replying if I wasnt amused
> >> >> >> >really be a waste of time?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Begging me to "no-life" lame you?
> >> >> >> Too easy.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Well you've already resorted to name calling....
> >> >> >
> >> >> Shall I call you a fuckhead next?
> >> >
> >> >If you must... but really you just keep stooping lower and lower.
> >> >
> >> Limbo...low can _you_ go?
> >>
> >Let's do the Limbo Rock!
> >
> I suggest you stay away from rocks...you remember the incident with the cliff..
Never had an incident with a cliff.
Get a spittoon first!
> >> >> >> Your drool cup needs changing, btw.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >...dont know who's that is... but Im over here... oh and you might
> >> >> >want to get the janitor.... that looks nasty *shutters*
> >> >> >
> >> >> Let Charles empty it. He's used to waiting on his mummy :)
> >> >
> >> >As I said, no manners... You dont make fun of someone for taking care
> >> >of family. Just be glad I dont have a slingshot to fling it at you
> >> >with.
> >> >
> >> You kids and your always wanting to take this to RL.
> >> For shame.
> >>
> >And once again, you miss the humor in a mental image. Why am I not
> >shocked?
> >
> You're a world weary were-something whos "seen it all"?
Nope... once again you miss the mark.
> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Try once more now, with *feeling*.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >*does the chicken dance.... WITH FEELING!!!!*
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> <Farts> I feel better.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >You wont in a moment... *hits the fan switch* you dealt it, you can
> >> >> >smell it!
> >> >> >
> >> >> Must be an old PC...mine has an automatic fan that comes on when the CPU
> >> >> reaches a certain temperature.
> >> >
> >> >Once again, there are more kinds of fans then what are in a
> >> >power-supply or on a CPU.... You just keep trying to be a nerd, dont
> >> >you? *laughs* its actually kinda funny... a poser trying to look like
> >> >a nerd.... who woulda thunk?
> >> >
> >> What makes you think I'm a poser?
> >
> >You seem to want to jump on EVERYTHING being a computer device... life
> >DOESNT work like that.... it looks more like cheap attempts to
> >impress.
> >
> My M4D 5|<1ll2 are in question?
> Hmmmmm...
You have skills TO QUESTION?!?!?!? Well that IS news to me.
> >> >> >> >> >> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >*laughs and wonders what the next part of this discussion will
> give*
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Diortem, curious enough to read the next volume.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Is it a logical volume? Where did you set the partitions?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >....Volume can also mean book... and you set partion sizes, not
> >> >> >> >locations.... *sighs* ComputerNerdPosers....
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Don't forget to set it as active,A55 B4nd17.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Once again... book, not hard drive... but even a member of
> >> >> >java.ComputerNerdPoserLeet.class should know that.... guess you were
> >> >> >just generated, werent you?
> >> >> >
> >> >> I'm a perl script bot that generates random text.
> >> >
> >> >That explains alot.
> >>
> >> That you're willing to respond to a bot?
> >> Yeah, it does :)
> >
> >It has novelty.... though it wont last much longer... I can tell that.
> >
> So thats your exit strategy eh?
> Run away now :)
Why? I dont fear you.... I just wish you would get interesting
again.... get an upgrade?
Diortem
Thank you for noticing the Crock Hunter references.... but you bring
up an interesting question. I will have to see if there is a board
game of it now.
Diortem
Listen to this yourself... YOUR the one who is looking for benefits.
> >> >Besides, Im only calling what Im seeing.
> >> >
> >> Try rubbing your eyes or something.
> >
> >Wouldnt help... you still make about as much sense as.... you.
> >
> Blaming me for your comprehenshion problems is the answer how?
Little hint... its not my problem.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Dave hasn't told me he's leaving. As far as I know, he's reading
> >> this
> >> very
> >> >> >> >> >post. (Besides, you claimed to *be* him in another post...)
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Its fun to fool the stupid.
> >> >> >> >> He left btw.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Says you, yes. Let's move on to some more of your fiction...
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Dance for me, poppet.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >More troll speach... CRIKEY! At this rate, we might learn their wierd
> >> >> >and angry society very soon! Lets get a closer look!
> >> >> >
> >> >> Bring your troll-o-scope...
> >> >
> >> >Oiy, he's REALLY MAD NOW! This could be dangerous... *makes his way up
> >> >like the crock-hunter*
> >> >
> >> Your troll o scope is broken...
> >
> >CRIKEY! He BROKE TROLL O SCPOPE! This is a REALLY dangerous
> >situation... Im close enough for the Troll to really do some damage...
> >Course he will probably jsut blabber more, but that's his weapon...
> >Insanity.... Lets get a closer look... see how the anger blzes in it's
> >eyes.... *approaches all the closer Crock-Hunter fashion*
> >
> You slip on a mossy rock and fall off a cliff.
> Move back ten spaces.
CRIKEY! He is tanting me using REALLY pathetic taunts! He must be
REALLY PISSED! Were gonna stay as close as we can and study this
DANGEROUS creature.
*laughs* there's one I havent heard in a while. Reaching for the old
material? You MUST be losing it.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >No, I will not go out with you.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Who asked, dimmy?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >You did, silly. Why else would you be interested in my sexual
> preference?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I wasn't, obsessed one.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >I have seen you make much bigger streches.... in this argument alone,
> >> >> >so I suggest you stop while you still have a place to stand here.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Bite me.
> >> >
> >> >You wouldnt taste good.
> >> >
> >> I'm full of creamy goodness.
> >
> >I dont swing that way.... looks like Wanderer may have pinned you
> >after all.
> >
> Is this the league of hom0phobic usenet posters?
> Hmmm...
Is there a league for that? For that matter, would you waste enough of
your life to look it up?
BTW: the comment was an observation, not an attack. I dont need to
turn on you for the obvious.
Then why did he reply in the other argument?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >No, I *still* will not go out with you. Send the pink tee-shirt,
> though...
> >> >> >> >> >Mother would like to wear it.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Your *mom* is gay!?!?!?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Mother likes pink, O immature imbecile. Some girls do, you know.
> Oh,
> and
> >> >> >> >Mother takes a Medium.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Mother needs a medium to find out why you two twits are channeling a
> british
> >> >> >> spirit.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Explain why an accent is so important to you please?
> >> >> >
> >> >> Why would he need to? Its all part of his personality: avoid reality at
> all
> >> >> costs.
> >> >
> >> >And how is an accent avoiding reality?
> >> >
> >> Its acting. Its putting on airs.
> >> Duh.
> >
> >So? Are you telling me that someone who "acts" professional because
> >they are in their office where they work is also avoiding reality?
> >
> How is that differing from the social norm? In buisness you act in a
> professional manner. But that has to do with conduct, not using fake accents
> and silly walks.
But your acting, and in your own arguments you so actively pushed,
acting is bad. You want to back off from that now?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >What kind of wolf types on a computer? How about Wolf Blitzer?;)
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Thats a name, not a descriptive noun stupid.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Like I said, no sense of humor. I'd ask if people play Aggie Jokes
> on
> you,
> >> >> >> >but how would you know?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> I'm not from texASS either, ninny.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >Love the respect we are seeing here.... just ready to bask in it.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Bring your sunscreen.
> >> >
> >> >I dont burn so easily.
> >> >
> >> Bring a towel then.
> >
> >Dont need to be on a beach for this.
> >
> Hows the basking going? See any basking sharks?
Im not at the beach... as I just said. Please read before you type.
...if they remember it. And even if they do, I imagine since they tell
you, they regret it later.
I told you.... Dead of Alive reject. No thank you.
I will leave you to hunt that one down.... because it has been said
before and I dont wish to repeat myself.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >If it's "grown up" to spend all your spare time flaming people on
> the
> >> >> >> >> >Internet, I'll stay just as I am, thank you... loving, caring, and
> >> prone
> >> to
> >> >> >> >> >howl at the moon. Even a zoo would be better than being like you.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> You're a "zoo" also? Decided to come clean about the animal sex eh?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >If I'd done it, I'd admit it. I was talking about being locked up in
> a
> >> >> >> >cage... vastly preferable to your empty rhetoric.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Well if you're a werewolf then I must have mind control powers and am
> making
> >> >> >> you respond to my posts.
> >> >> >> I 0wN j00!!!!
> >> >> >
> >> >> >1st: stop the leet crap.... its nothing but worthless text stylized
> >> >> >because a bunch of people never learned how to type right and wanted
> >> >> >to be "cool" about it.
> >> >> >
> >> >> M4|<3 |\/|3 :)
> >> >
> >> >Too late... that stench of the wanna-bes that make up leetness is too
> >> >strong.... Im gonna get a barf-bag in case I really toss my cookies.
> >> >
> >> Just use your beach towel.
> >
> >And ruin it? NO WAY! I could use your argumnts though.. they arent
> >worth much...
> >
> Since you haven't got any, it would be an improvement.
I wouldnt waste them on you... not after you have revealed so much
about yourself anyway.
Sorry, but I dont play D20 games, let alone in USENET. Try again.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >No, to make *me* feel comfortable, you actually post logical
> >> questions
> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >answers. I don't expect the impossible from you, though...
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> I dont expect you to actually answer my posts *in* context either,
> >> >> >> >> Charles.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Be fair, I answered the questions as written.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Snipping text and post editing is the realm of the *perennially*
> SPANKED,
> such
> >> >> >> as yourself :)
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Would you mind letting him finish before you start? Your starting to
> >> >> >sound like a politician!
> >> >> >
> >> >> Hes run away again. What's a troll to do?
> >> >
> >> >Chase?
> >> >
> >> Thats stalker territory.
> >
> >Well... you DO have standards..... Im amazed.
> >
> Its called lazyness actually :)
Figures.... for a moment, I had a small amount of hope for you.
> >> >> >> > More than can be said for
> >> >> >> >your responses, of course, but I'm sure your mother will gladly
> explain
> the
> >> >> >> >long words... or are you too ashamed? Perhaps that's the root of
> your
> >> >> >> >insecurity, the tie that binds you to flaming in an effort to achieve
> >> >> >> >respect through abuse rather than worthy effort.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Too funny. This from a guy who lives with mom and lacks a drivers
> licence.
> >> >> >> Try again now :)
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Perhaps you haven't told
> >> >> >> >your mother what you do online, for fear she'll find out what a bad
> boy
> >> >> >> >you've been and stop paying for the Internet connection?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> My folks are well aware of my usenet status.
> >> >> >> Bow before me! Teh net-god!!!
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Why?
> >> >> >
> >> >> Because I said so, dimmy.
> >> >>
> >> >Why?
> >> >
> >> Because of my awsum troll powerses.
> >
> >*stands like some goofy super-hero in a comic book, finger pointing
> >and all* HAH! Your troll powers have no effect on me, evil dooer!
> >
> I make you follow up my posts. Thats my l337 power.
*continues to stand, cape flowing in a non-existant breeze* Your leet
power has no effect on me, evil-doer! I laugh at you!
> >> >> >> >You see, I told mine back when I got online. She likes to hear what
> I'm
> >> >> >> >telling you.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Really? Is mommy a werwoof too then?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >You havent been paying attention, have you?
> >> >> >
> >> >> Its not easy when the posts from the other camp lack any shred of wit.
> >> >>
> >> >But before you ask about a detail, you should see if it is mentioned
> >> >already... no matter what you think of the other person.
> >> >
> >> Sorry mate, can't be arsed. Oh look! Now I'm acting like Wanderer!
> >> Blimey!
> >
> >He doesnt type like that, fool.
> >
> I know, I'm much better at typing.
Now you sound like Snuh again.... the best you have is to turn on
someone for spelling?
> >> >Besides, you could always just walk away if you dont want to put any
> >> >real effort into it.
> >> >
> >> That would'nt be smurfy :)
> >
> >I dont smurfing care how smurfy it is to smurfety smurf smurf.
> >
> Gargamel made Smurfette, to catch smurfs. If he could make smurfette, why didnt
> he just make some smurfs?
> Hmmmmm...
Ask him... I dare you.
> >> >> >> > The only thing better would be taunting you in person. Pity
> >> >> >> >you're too much the coward for that sort of thing, though.:> (And
> before
> >> >> >> >you ask, I pay for my own connection.)
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Huh? You want to go RL on me now? Man, you weres are all defensive
> about
> what
> >> >> >> people think of you yet you deny that you care what others think.
> "Those
> >> >> >> horrible mundanes"!!!
> >> >> >> Sure...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >People are horrible... simple fact. Just watch a crowd and you will
> >> >> >see exactly what I mean.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Sure. But running from ones humanity is the answer how?
> >> >
> >> >Well at least you agree not to look at the world through rose colored
> >> >glasses... Is it an answer? No.... humanity is a part of everyone
> >> >here.... but that doesnt mean you have to part of that herd iether.
> >> >
> >> I'm hardly part of the herd. You must be thinking of your cow-orkers.
> >
> >If you were part of the herd, I would be genuinely scared.... but I
> >was just making a statement here...
>
> Translation: I was just blowing smoke out my ass because I lack creative
> writing skills.
> I agree :)
Concidering your lack of imagination in anything creative, you should
never talk about anyone like that, let alone me.
> > one I thought you would agree
> >with, actually. Guess your troll instincts dont let that happen.
> >
> I agreed that you lack M4D 5K1ll2.
I would note your incoherence, but already I would need a second
notebook.
Why? Your not borg.
Go ahead. Oh, and chalk another one to your lazyness.... a common
newspaper could tell you about some of them.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >If you really prefer the telephone (and assuming you know how to
> use
> one;),
> >> >> >> >> >his number is (817) 921-3431. Have fun!:)
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> I'll search it and see what a liar you are, kay?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >You'll never mention it again, because it's his real contact number
> and
> >> >> >> >you'd die of an aortic rupture if you admitted I was right about
> anything.:>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Nope. I searched the whitepages...its a hmo or something.
> >> >> >> You might not be "dangerous" but you're certainly not 100% sane by any
> measure.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Is anyone 100% sane? I mean, if so, name them and Safari will hate
> >> >> >them... they would be like Rei Ayanami.
> >> >> >
> >> >> There is an average, a "norm" if you will.
> >> >> Saffy only hates the stupid :)
> >> >>
> >> >The "norm" as you so well put it, is below par, if you ask me. There
> >> >are plenty out there for Saffs to hate. But I would be careful
> >> >limiting it only to them with'em.
> >> >
> >> I'm sane. You're probably sane. Wanderer is however decidedly _not_ sane.
> >> Poor Charles.
> >
> >Compared to what I have met out there, Wanderer is DEFINATELY sane.
> >
> People who claim to be "not-human" are sane how?
I have met people who tell me face to face that they are a cartoon and
then make the sounds throught the conversation, so believe me... he is
sane.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >That's because certainties don't have probabilities, silly.:>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Three points... :>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> <rolls eyes>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Actually, I admit I've been put on the short list to join the cast
> of
> an
> >> >> >> >> >animated feature. More details when the director clears me to
> discuss
> >> >> >> >> >them...
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Just like that cookbook you had planned: more fantasy.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >If it is, it's not mine. I'm surprised you didn't spot it when you
> flamed
> >> >> >> >the furgroups a while back.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> I'm not a flamer, I'm a troll.
> >> >> >> Do try and keep up.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >The difference is....
> >> >>
> >> >> Trolls post to get responses.
> >> >> Flamers post to "win arguments" and drive others off.
> >> >> Duh.
> >> >
> >> >Alright... I will accept that answer. I was really curious if you
> >> >would reply to that.
> >> >
> >> Gee...do I get a gold star next to my name?
> >
> >In a text forum? I dont think you CAN make something gold.
> >
> How about some nice ASCII then?
Do you really want to be treated like your in kindergarden?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Nah, I read Magnifi-cat. Mother's feline, you see.;)
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Four points... :>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> You're saying that your mom is "were"?????
> >> >> >> And she thinks shes a cat or something?????
> >> >> >> Jumpin Jebus but they grows em stoopid in texASS.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >And yet you asked about this way up toward the beginning of this
> >> >> >entry....
> >> >> >
> >> >> So sue me.
> >> >
> >> >No... just pay attention and you will get better next time.
> >> >
> >> I'm already better than you at trolling :)
> >> See you tomorrow.
> >
> >I'll concider that a score for me... oh but speaking of that... I will
> >be out after this for the weekend.... so as much as its been a
> >pleasure (so far) no... you wont.
> >
> Eh? Waffle much?
Nah... just was at Anime Boston... it was this weekend, if you ever
look things up.
Why? Does that explain your lack of coherency from time to time?
> >>
> >> >Wow! What a bargain! But wait, there's more! (to be continued)
> >>
> >> At least my posts come from a micro-brewry...you and your corporate posts...
> >> they're bitter I tells ya!
> >
> >The level we are at here is an infomercial.... Why Its so funny. Oh
> >and hand crafting can be done with alot more then beer.
> >
> I do a little hand crafting every morning making hand babies.
I didnt need to hear that.... but with your admittence of how limited
your imagination is, Im not suprised you came up with it. So is THAT
what you "fantasize" about? No wait... dont answer that.
Raoul Xemblonsky III
><sigh> If you really need me to validate your existence, poor bottled
>whine, I suppose I shall deign to oblige. Just remember, you owe me your
>life for keeping you from such depression...
>
I see you projecting.
>"Raoul Xemblonsky III" <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
>news:97jdc.8180$wS2....@fe16.usenetserver.com...
>> Wanderer <wand...@ticnet.com> wrote in
><10799un...@corp.supernews.com>:
>>
>> ><sigh> Well, the investment of time is now far greater than the
>enjoyment
>> >derived from telling a tiny-brained flamer what I think of him. Back to
>the
>> >killfile, Zatara... oh, and next time you try something like this, don't
>> >attack a guy's family. Other people aren't as restrained as I am.
>> >
>> Don't put your family out there as your defense for being silly then :)
>> Its all grist for the troll mill Charles. You of all peeps should know
>that.
>
>Personally, I have some standards, and do not descend to tabloidish depths
>in order to pretend that I am somehow Worthy Of Others' Time. It's far more
>interesting to carefully craft my posts, refuting your poor, underfed
>assaults as they hobble feebly across the phone lines.
>
Nice imagry. But my computer is optimized for data transmission.
><cocks head> Besides, how are you imagining I am using my mother as a
>defense for being silly? I have mentioned that she is feline, that she has
>cancer, and that she is doing well just now, having come through another
>round of chemotherapy after coming home from the hospital last month.
>Unless you're hallucinating a terrifically subtle reference to how you might
>"die laughing", your setup has failed to detonate.
>
One question: how did a "feline" mother produce a "canine" son?
LOL!
>>
>> >(Of course, I'd offer to continue this privately, but that would require
>a
>> >working e-mail address for you, and I don't want to send you into a panic
>> >attack as you imagine the Big, Bad Werewolf coming after you through the
>> >phone lines.)
>> >
>> Sure, that must be it ;)
>
><shrug> As you deny your paranoia, it is difficult to treat.
As you deny your monomania, it will go unresolved.
> In any event,
>I offer again: Let us continue this privately. E-mail me a correct e-mail
>address for you to receive my messages, and I shall gladly continue to make
>you feel worthy of consideration.
>
Nope. I like to hold my "arguments" in public. It keeps me honest.
>>
>> >A few definitions as I go:
>> >
>> >Freaky Deaky:
>> >
>> >http //www faqs org/faqs/music/hip-hop/dictionary/part2/
>> >
>> >freak
>> > 1) (v) Dance in a provocative way.
>> > 2) (v) Have sex.
>> > 3) (n) Person who practices the above things; sexually aggressive
>female
>> >(never
>> > missing a beat).
>> > 4) (v) To take out the filter paper from a Black & Mild pipe-tobacco
>> cigar.
>> >"I'm going
>> > to freak this Mild"
>> >
>> I liked the definition on urbandictionary dot com better.
>
>It's still about sex, having nothing to do with your imaginary definition.
>
Oh dear. I shall live in shame...well no. Oh, and I have seen it used in a non-
sexual way in sentences on usenet.
So other people are making this horrendous faux pas.
>>
>> >
>> >"Bear", to correct that "plushophilia" gaffe that made you look like a
>> >reject from somethingawful:
>> >
>> >http //gaylife about com/cs/gaylifeglossary/g/bear htm
>> >
>> >Definition: A gay man that has a lot of body and/or facial hair. Bears
>are
>> >often considered to have "cuddly" bodies.
>> >
>>
>> And you say _I_ have no sense of humor. Oh well, back to your plushies
>then
>> Sir-Crys-Alot :)
>
>If I thought for a minute you had enough of a clue to find your next-door
>neighbor, I wouldn't have said what I did. As you insist on behaving like a
>giggling, drunken fratboy, expect me to provide you with the definitions
>you're far too sozzled to remember.
I know what "bears" are honey.
>Oh, and please present proof that you
>have some authority in declaring me a plushophile.
Your adamant denial is my conclusive proof :)
> Proof that some poor
>girl was actually desperate enough to straddle your decrepit frame will do.
Decrepit? You have some imagination. And it dosent go with you previously
describing me as a "fratboy".
>Otherwise, you might try looking up my actual posts on the subject, rather
>than struggling to remember the episode of C.S.I. you saw while out of your
>head on tequila shots. (Here's a hint: You're wrong again.)
>
Nope, you're still a crazy guy from texASS who thinks hes some kind of were-
critter.
>>
>> >Now, if it's any consolation, you were made to look even sillier than
>usual
>> >by a man who had a GPA of 3.11 in college and graduated with honors.
>FYI.
>> >HTH.
>> >
>> With a degree in what? Basketweaving?
>
>Associate of Arts and Sciences. Junior College, alas, or I would have gone
>for a 4-year degree.
>
<smirk>
High School with Ashtrays.
I see.
Oh...and it was in finger painting eh?
>>
>> >FOAD.
>> >
>> Oooooooh! I must have struck a nerve in there eh Charles?
>> I mean with the massive snip and all...
>
><shrug> You're boring, stupid, foulmouthed and brainless.
You forgot "smelly".
FYI
>You have as much
>chance of striking a nerve with me as you do of being admitted to MENSA,
>even if I wrote you a letter of recommendation (which I wouldn't). Bluntly,
>your infantile idiocy deserves to be wrapped in one of your used diapers and
>sent to a toxic waste dump.
Diapers? What are you? Some kinda peD0?
> Your very brain should qualify as an EPA
>Superfund site. Worse, you're delusional enough to not only confuse my
>posts with yours (and I actually edit, so there's not much comparison), but
>to believe yourself capable of social interaction on a normal plane, far
>removed from your level of mental development.
Said the guy who thinks he's a big bad werewoof...
Heh.
>To top it all, you
>apparently believe yourself to be the text-based equivalent of Saddam
>Hussein,
What is it with you texASS bois and Saddam?
Obsess much?
>when your limited potential and miniscule vocabulary, combined with
>your general incompetence, leaves you better suited to the position of
>Cannon Fodder. (Though I'm not sure you're ready to become a fodder,
>goodness knows...)
>
Your mudder's a were kitty?
cougar or jagular?
Perhaps a Tigger...
>>
>> ><paws dirt over your scent trace>
>> >
>> <farts in your general direction>
>
>When I can distinguish it from your usual scent, I shall reply.
>
Smell harder :) Should be easy for you since you're a WEREWOOF.
>>
>> >Yours wolfishly,
>> >
>> Not even remotely dear.
>
>I'll leave the grin on my face to your imagination, you proof of evolution.
>When you die, leave your brain case to science... Paleontology, naturally.
>(I'd ask for the brain, but you'd have to have one first...)
>
You can do better than that...
Sheesh.
>>
>> >The sick-of-you,
>> >
>> Heh...I guess you just can't hang eh Sir-Crys-Alot?
>>
>
>Oh, is that your preferred pseudonym? Very well, Sir Crys-Alot, I shall
>happily hang you, if you like. Please present yourself for an expert
>hanging, thirteen knots and all. I promise, you'll never feel a thing...
>
And you said *I* have comprehension problems, Sir Crys-Alot.
Nice thoughts you have there. Do you always think about killing people you
trade lames with on teh usernets?
Wanderer
news:bb3fcd5.04041...@posting.google.com...
> Thank you for noticing the Crock Hunter references.... but you bring
> up an interesting question. I will have to see if there is a board
> game of it now.
<chuckle> Just checked to be on the safe side, and...
http://www.gamers.com/game/431659
Of all the silly things... :>
I shudder to think of a werewolf episode of "Croc Hunter", though...
-------------------------
I send this as a warning to all the packs in all the world: WATCH OUT!
I was dozing peacefully after a late-night rabbit hunt, still sparing the
concentration to keep myself in hybrid form. I mean, who was going to try
anything with a werewolf?
Suddenly, a twig cracked in the underbrush. Before I could turn, though, he
was on top of me, his right arm across my throat as his left encircled my
chest, pinning me in an awkward position. With no leverage, I could only
paw at the air and whine in discomfort as the hateful words filled my ears:
"Crikey, he's a fighter! Now, remember, the North American werewolf is not
really a violent species. Like his relatives in France and Canada, he
normally lives on a standard human diet, and I don't mean he eats humans."
My muzzle was forcibly pointed toward the camera, and a light snapped on,
flooding my eyes with brightness in the dimness of the dusk.
"This little beauty's recently eaten, as y'can see from the blood splash on
his muzzle. Prob'ly a rabbit, or maybe a deer. Like regular wolves,
werewolves don't really enjoy gettin' their 'eads caved in by some deer's
hoof, so they try to minimize the danger. There's even a theory, that
that's why they have the ability t' blend in so perfectly with humans. It's
a lot easier t'get meat at a supermarket than t'chase it down an' kill it."
Extra pressure at my neck brought my jaws open as it pressed my head back
against my own collarbone. With so much going on, my hands were beginning
to revert... but he droned on...
"That's not t'say he doesn't like t'go for a run. Looka those teeth!
Werewolves are mostly carnivorous, an' that means one thing: Meat! Uh-oh,
looks like he's feelin' a mite shaky. Get a looka those paws! See how they
look like hands, more or less? Shapeshiftin' is THE most mysteeerious part
of a werewolf, and nobody really knows how they do it. Just watch... see,
there's the fingers... an' with a little more pressure... yep, there they go
again! Paws, plain as day!"
Just a few feet away, I could see the trees, beckoning, calling for me to
hide in them... taunting me with their nearness...
"O'course, werewolves are wild creatures, so we'll be releasin' this one
back t'the wild. Tricky part is lettin' go without gettin' bit. It
wouldn't make me a werewolf, though... that's stuff from th' movies. It'd
just hurt like a bugger."
Suddenly, I was free, and scrambling for the trees as I gasped for breath,
downshifting to all fours as I heard the last, the part I need to warn you
about:
"An' there 'e goes! Now, over the next few episodes, we're gonna be showin'
you examples of the finest North American werebeasts in their native
habitat. Just remembah; these creatures are wild. That means anyone who's
not a professional should keep their distance. 'Right?"
I haven't heard anything from the rest of you for a while. Please, is this
nutcase still out there? If he keeps this up, it won't be long before the
Parks Department has us sporting ear tags and radio collars!
And blast it, I'm not into jewelry!
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
Yours in a silly mood,
The sleepy,
Raoul Xemblonsky III
<bb3fcd5.04041...@posting.google.com>:
What are you? Some kind of anti-semite?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >the only name
>> >> >> >> >> >calling I saw him do was the whole spindly legs thing (which by
>> the
>> >> >> >> >> >way, made me smile... VERY funny mental image).
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> A real laugh riot....yeah.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Well it made me laugh... more then you have done as of yet.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> So sue me.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Nah... I dont want to do more damage then what you claim dave was
>> >> >> >called would do.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> See you in court, NetaBusEr.
>> >> >
>> >> >Why?
>> >> >
>> >> For various and sundry charges relating to abiding and abeting a
werewoof.
>> >
>> >But I thought you didnt believe in such things... so much for YOUR
>> >resolve.
>> >
>> There are fraud charges as well.
>
>Explain such charges.
>
You support a werewolf and then tell us its not real?
Sounds like fraud to me.
Nope. My only issue is with liars and frauds.
Charles made the analogy, then backpeddaled.
>> >> >> Try and keep up.
>> >> >
>> >> >Try making sense when you post.
>> >> >
>> >> Try and have a working grasp of english.
>> >
>> >Funny from one who has answered me in leet a few times.
>> >
>> \/\/|-|Y 1 |\|3\/3R!
>
>Go ahead and prove my point. Im not stopping you.
>
Y0|_| (0|_|1|)|\|7 1f Y0|_| 7r13|).
My mind is in the gutter. Right where it belongs :)
>> >> >Getting you to imagine something is like pulling teeth, you know that?
>> >> >
>> >> I imagine that the natural forces of the physical universe would be the
>> prime
>> >> force shaping any extraterrestrial life.
>> >> Ya think?
>> >
>> >More then you. You have dodged this question for some time now. I
>> >asked what you imagined it such life would be like, NOT what would
>> >form them. PLEASE stay on topic next time.
>> >
>> I gave you a reasonable explanation of my veiws.
>> If you dont like them...killfile me :)
>
>I didnt ask for explanations. I asked for you to use that feeble
>imagination of yours... but obviously I wont ask for that anymore,
>concidering the limitations you have shown me. *shutters*
>
Wah. If you want fantasy creatures see Alien Resurection.
Enjoy the 2 am wakeup call :)
When are you going to give me that missing point you promised?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me
>> grinning.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> So we'll put you down as "easily amused".
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >If you like.... course you'll have to wait and see if it's true.
>> >> >> >> >Besides, if you think about it, wouldnt replying if I wasnt amused
>> >> >> >> >really be a waste of time?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Begging me to "no-life" lame you?
>> >> >> >> Too easy.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Well you've already resorted to name calling....
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Shall I call you a fuckhead next?
>> >> >
>> >> >If you must... but really you just keep stooping lower and lower.
>> >> >
>> >> Limbo...low can _you_ go?
>> >>
>> >Let's do the Limbo Rock!
>> >
>> I suggest you stay away from rocks...you remember the incident with the
cliff..
>
>Never had an incident with a cliff.
>
Sure you did. You fell off the mossy rocks and went over the cliff.
I guess the blow to your head gave you amnesia.
Cup your hands...
>> >> >> >> Your drool cup needs changing, btw.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >...dont know who's that is... but Im over here... oh and you might
>> >> >> >want to get the janitor.... that looks nasty *shutters*
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Let Charles empty it. He's used to waiting on his mummy :)
>> >> >
>> >> >As I said, no manners... You dont make fun of someone for taking care
>> >> >of family. Just be glad I dont have a slingshot to fling it at you
>> >> >with.
>> >> >
>> >> You kids and your always wanting to take this to RL.
>> >> For shame.
>> >>
>> >And once again, you miss the humor in a mental image. Why am I not
>> >shocked?
>> >
>> You're a world weary were-something whos "seen it all"?
>
>Nope... once again you miss the mark.
>
And you owe me a missing point.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Try once more now, with *feeling*.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >*does the chicken dance.... WITH FEELING!!!!*
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> <Farts> I feel better.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >You wont in a moment... *hits the fan switch* you dealt it, you can
>> >> >> >smell it!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Must be an old PC...mine has an automatic fan that comes on when the
CPU
>> >> >> reaches a certain temperature.
>> >> >
>> >> >Once again, there are more kinds of fans then what are in a
>> >> >power-supply or on a CPU.... You just keep trying to be a nerd, dont
>> >> >you? *laughs* its actually kinda funny... a poser trying to look like
>> >> >a nerd.... who woulda thunk?
>> >> >
>> >> What makes you think I'm a poser?
>> >
>> >You seem to want to jump on EVERYTHING being a computer device... life
>> >DOESNT work like that.... it looks more like cheap attempts to
>> >impress.
>> >
>> My M4D 5|<1ll2 are in question?
>> Hmmmmm...
>
>You have skills TO QUESTION?!?!?!? Well that IS news to me.
>
Of course it is; you haven't been paying attention.
>> >> >> >> >> >> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >*laughs and wonders what the next part of this discussion will
>> give*
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >Diortem, curious enough to read the next volume.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> Is it a logical volume? Where did you set the partitions?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >....Volume can also mean book... and you set partion sizes, not
>> >> >> >> >locations.... *sighs* ComputerNerdPosers....
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Don't forget to set it as active,A55 B4nd17.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Once again... book, not hard drive... but even a member of
>> >> >> >java.ComputerNerdPoserLeet.class should know that.... guess you were
>> >> >> >just generated, werent you?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> I'm a perl script bot that generates random text.
>> >> >
>> >> >That explains alot.
>> >>
>> >> That you're willing to respond to a bot?
>> >> Yeah, it does :)
>> >
>> >It has novelty.... though it wont last much longer... I can tell that.
>> >
>> So thats your exit strategy eh?
>> Run away now :)
>
>Why? I dont fear you.... I just wish you would get interesting
>again.... get an upgrade?
>
My systems are in full compliance. I suggest you get the patch.
Raoul Xemblonsky III
>Raoul Xemblonsky III <ra...@hoemstyle.net> wrote in message
And a point that you've been promising, but still haven't delivered.
>> >> >Besides, Im only calling what Im seeing.
>> >> >
>> >> Try rubbing your eyes or something.
>> >
>> >Wouldnt help... you still make about as much sense as.... you.
>> >
>> Blaming me for your comprehenshion problems is the answer how?
>
>Little hint... its not my problem.
>
You're the one complaining about me not making sense to you.
But you haven't been paying close attention. You *did* miss my obvious M4D
5|<1ll2.
See, you have amnesia and owe me a missing point and have failed to notice my
M4|) 5|<1ll2. So much for your competence level.
At least I dont have amnesia :)
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >No, I will not go out with you.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> Who asked, dimmy?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >You did, silly. Why else would you be interested in my sexual
>> preference?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> I wasn't, obsessed one.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >I have seen you make much bigger streches.... in this argument alone,
>> >> >> >so I suggest you stop while you still have a place to stand here.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Bite me.
>> >> >
>> >> >You wouldnt taste good.
>> >> >
>> >> I'm full of creamy goodness.
>> >
>> >I dont swing that way.... looks like Wanderer may have pinned you
>> >after all.
>> >
>> Is this the league of hom0phobic usenet posters?
>> Hmmm...
>
>Is there a league for that? For that matter, would you waste enough of
>your life to look it up?
>
You're the h0m0ph0be, you tell me.
>BTW: the comment was an observation, not an attack. I dont need to
>turn on you for the obvious.
>
But you could if you wanted eh?
He's attracted to my super secrit bait I use for werewoofs.
I'm very good at trolling the mentally ill :)
I'm not using a fake accent when I post.
FYI
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >What kind of wolf types on a computer? How about Wolf
Blitzer?;)
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Thats a name, not a descriptive noun stupid.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Like I said, no sense of humor. I'd ask if people play Aggie
Jokes
>> on
>> you,
>> >> >> >> >but how would you know?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> I'm not from texASS either, ninny.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >Love the respect we are seeing here.... just ready to bask in it.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Bring your sunscreen.
>> >> >
>> >> >I dont burn so easily.
>> >> >
>> >> Bring a towel then.
>> >
>> >Dont need to be on a beach for this.
>> >
>> Hows the basking going? See any basking sharks?
>
>Im not at the beach... as I just said. Please read before you type.
>
Then why'd you bring a towel?
Cry lots? Or have sweaty hands from looking at pr0n?
Not always. Sometimes I'm drunk too :)
You have better things to stroke to? You da man!
Stroke on brother!
Dodge and weave lots more Fr1gh73n3d 0n3.
At least I dont carry a towel around with me :)
Then why'd you bring a towel?
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >No, to make *me* feel comfortable, you actually post logical
>> >> questions
>> >> and
>> >> >> >> >> >answers. I don't expect the impossible from you, though...
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> I dont expect you to actually answer my posts *in* context
either,
>> >> >> >> >> Charles.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Be fair, I answered the questions as written.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Snipping text and post editing is the realm of the *perennially*
>> SPANKED,
>> such
>> >> >> >> as yourself :)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Would you mind letting him finish before you start? Your starting to
>> >> >> >sound like a politician!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Hes run away again. What's a troll to do?
>> >> >
>> >> >Chase?
>> >> >
>> >> Thats stalker territory.
>> >
>> >Well... you DO have standards..... Im amazed.
>> >
>> Its called lazyness actually :)
>
>Figures.... for a moment, I had a small amount of hope for you.
>
I dashed it on the Mossy Rocks :)
Better wrap your towel around your head...it looks kinda puffy.
Thats not a cape, its a ratty towel. I thought you just said,"Sorry, but I dont
play D20 games, let alone in USENET. Try again."
Contradict yourself, much?
>> >> >> >> >You see, I told mine back when I got online. She likes to hear
what
>> I'm
>> >> >> >> >telling you.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Really? Is mommy a werwoof too then?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >You havent been paying attention, have you?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Its not easy when the posts from the other camp lack any shred of wit.
>> >> >>
>> >> >But before you ask about a detail, you should see if it is mentioned
>> >> >already... no matter what you think of the other person.
>> >> >
>> >> Sorry mate, can't be arsed. Oh look! Now I'm acting like Wanderer!
>> >> Blimey!
>> >
>> >He doesnt type like that, fool.
>> >
>> I know, I'm much better at typing.
>
>Now you sound like Snuh again.... the best you have is to turn on
>someone for spelling?
>
You're not paying me and keep refusing me benefits.
Cough up the dough, boy, if you want the quality lames.
>> >> >Besides, you could always just walk away if you dont want to put any
>> >> >real effort into it.
>> >> >
>> >> That would'nt be smurfy :)
>> >
>> >I dont smurfing care how smurfy it is to smurfety smurf smurf.
>> >
>> Gargamel made Smurfette, to catch smurfs. If he could make smurfette, why
didnt
>> he just make some smurfs?
>> Hmmmmm...
>
>Ask him... I dare you.
>
I'm asking you. Sorry, I thought you had l337 knowledge of Smurfs.
Heh...I'm the one creating the imagry of you falling off a cliff, with a towel,
running gags, better lames...you should thank me.
I'm the one doing all the work in this post.
>> > one I thought you would agree
>> >with, actually. Guess your troll instincts dont let that happen.
>> >
>> I agreed that you lack M4D 5K1ll2.
>
>I would note your incoherence, but already I would need a second
>notebook.
>
I *told* you you have amnesia! You just keep forgetting.
Resistance to following up my posts :)
"Them"? Is it some kind of conspiracy then?
For a werewoof you mean. Which basicly means: not sane.
I agree.
Would that arouse you?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >Nah, I read Magnifi-cat. Mother's feline, you see.;)
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Four points... :>
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> You're saying that your mom is "were"?????
>> >> >> >> And she thinks shes a cat or something?????
>> >> >> >> Jumpin Jebus but they grows em stoopid in texASS.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >And yet you asked about this way up toward the beginning of this
>> >> >> >entry....
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> So sue me.
>> >> >
>> >> >No... just pay attention and you will get better next time.
>> >> >
>> >> I'm already better than you at trolling :)
>> >> See you tomorrow.
>> >
>> >I'll concider that a score for me... oh but speaking of that... I will
>> >be out after this for the weekend.... so as much as its been a
>> >pleasure (so far) no... you wont.
>> >
>> Eh? Waffle much?
>
>Nah... just was at Anime Boston... it was this weekend, if you ever
>look things up.
>
Ah ha! So you do wank to manga. DIOS WANKS TO MANGA!!!!
TEHY PUT TEH RFID'S IN MIE TEEF!!!!!
ANAL PROBES!!!!
>> >>
>> >> >Wow! What a bargain! But wait, there's more! (to be continued)
>> >>
>> >> At least my posts come from a micro-brewry...you and your corporate
posts...
>> >> they're bitter I tells ya!
>> >
>> >The level we are at here is an infomercial.... Why Its so funny. Oh
>> >and hand crafting can be done with alot more then beer.
>> >
>> I do a little hand crafting every morning making hand babies.
>
>I didnt need to hear that.... but with your admittence of how limited
>your imagination is, Im not suprised you came up with it. So is THAT
>what you "fantasize" about? No wait... dont answer that.
>
I told you already....man...you really need to get that amnesia treated.
Try dropping a coconut on your head?
Hasta Manaña :)
Diortem
LMAO! That had to be one of the funniest things I have ever read
here.... and today.. Thank you VERY much.
Wanderer
news:bb3fcd5.04041...@posting.google.com...
<snip my "Steve Irwin, Werewolf Hunter" story>
> LMAO! That had to be one of the funniest things I have ever read
> here.... and today.. Thank you VERY much.
<chuckle> You're very welcome.:) Let's face it, Steve Irwin is a lot of
fun to spoof... in an online comic strip, he's been eaten by a dragon.:>
And that's not counting his Dr. Doolittle 2 appearance, or his commercial
for FedEx.:>
Yours with a smile for the blunders from Down Under,
The head-shaking,
Diortem
I love the accusations. No, Im just not one who takes to pushy people
who cant keep their mouths shut. I dont care about what.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >the only name
> >> >> >> >> >> >calling I saw him do was the whole spindly legs thing (which by
> the
> >> >> >> >> >> >way, made me smile... VERY funny mental image).
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> A real laugh riot....yeah.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Well it made me laugh... more then you have done as of yet.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> So sue me.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Nah... I dont want to do more damage then what you claim dave was
> >> >> >> >called would do.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> See you in court, NetaBusEr.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Why?
> >> >> >
> >> >> For various and sundry charges relating to abiding and abeting a
> werewoof.
> >> >
> >> >But I thought you didnt believe in such things... so much for YOUR
> >> >resolve.
> >> >
> >> There are fraud charges as well.
> >
> >Explain such charges.
> >
> You support a werewolf and then tell us its not real?
> Sounds like fraud to me.
Your word twisting skills are getting a little better... but I believe
it was you who declared you didnt believe in such things. Since you
didnt, then you have no case that I would be helping one. My own
beliefs have yet to be even a focus of a question.
He made a joke. You made a fuss.
> >> >> >> Try and keep up.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Try making sense when you post.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Try and have a working grasp of english.
> >> >
> >> >Funny from one who has answered me in leet a few times.
> >> >
> >> \/\/|-|Y 1 |\|3\/3R!
> >
> >Go ahead and prove my point. Im not stopping you.
> >
> Y0|_| (0|_|1|)|\|7 1f Y0|_| 7r13|).
>
And there you have it... more evidence of just how pathetic leet
really is and how pathetic one must be to even use it.
Just keep telling yourself that.
> >> >> >Getting you to imagine something is like pulling teeth, you know that?
> >> >> >
> >> >> I imagine that the natural forces of the physical universe would be the
> prime
> >> >> force shaping any extraterrestrial life.
> >> >> Ya think?
> >> >
> >> >More then you. You have dodged this question for some time now. I
> >> >asked what you imagined it such life would be like, NOT what would
> >> >form them. PLEASE stay on topic next time.
> >> >
> >> I gave you a reasonable explanation of my veiws.
> >> If you dont like them...killfile me :)
> >
> >I didnt ask for explanations. I asked for you to use that feeble
> >imagination of yours... but obviously I wont ask for that anymore,
> >concidering the limitations you have shown me. *shutters*
> >
> Wah. If you want fantasy creatures see Alien Resurection.
>
Saw it, and the rest of the Alien Series.... the book was far better
though... one of those stories with elements best told from the bug's
view from time to time.
> Enjoy the 2 am wakeup call :)]
They have yet to call.
The point is there... you just need to get closer to your screen and
read it.
>
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me
> grinning.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> So we'll put you down as "easily amused".
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >If you like.... course you'll have to wait and see if it's true.
> >> >> >> >> >Besides, if you think about it, wouldnt replying if I wasnt amused
> >> >> >> >> >really be a waste of time?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Begging me to "no-life" lame you?
> >> >> >> >> Too easy.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Well you've already resorted to name calling....
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Shall I call you a fuckhead next?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >If you must... but really you just keep stooping lower and lower.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Limbo...low can _you_ go?
> >> >>
> >> >Let's do the Limbo Rock!
> >> >
> >> I suggest you stay away from rocks...you remember the incident with the
> cliff..
> >
> >Never had an incident with a cliff.
> >
> Sure you did. You fell off the mossy rocks and went over the cliff.
> I guess the blow to your head gave you amnesia.
I think I would feel some kind of pain if I fell like that.... memory
or no. Therefore, I didnt fall.
Im not the one ready to spit.
> >> >> >> >> Your drool cup needs changing, btw.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >...dont know who's that is... but Im over here... oh and you might
> >> >> >> >want to get the janitor.... that looks nasty *shutters*
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Let Charles empty it. He's used to waiting on his mummy :)
> >> >> >
> >> >> >As I said, no manners... You dont make fun of someone for taking care
> >> >> >of family. Just be glad I dont have a slingshot to fling it at you
> >> >> >with.
> >> >> >
> >> >> You kids and your always wanting to take this to RL.
> >> >> For shame.
> >> >>
> >> >And once again, you miss the humor in a mental image. Why am I not
> >> >shocked?
> >> >
> >> You're a world weary were-something whos "seen it all"?
> >
> >Nope... once again you miss the mark.
> >
> And you owe me a missing point.
I told you... get closer to your screen... or at the very least some
new glasses.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Try once more now, with *feeling*.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >*does the chicken dance.... WITH FEELING!!!!*
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> <Farts> I feel better.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >You wont in a moment... *hits the fan switch* you dealt it, you can
> >> >> >> >smell it!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Must be an old PC...mine has an automatic fan that comes on when the
> CPU
> >> >> >> reaches a certain temperature.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Once again, there are more kinds of fans then what are in a
> >> >> >power-supply or on a CPU.... You just keep trying to be a nerd, dont
> >> >> >you? *laughs* its actually kinda funny... a poser trying to look like
> >> >> >a nerd.... who woulda thunk?
> >> >> >
> >> >> What makes you think I'm a poser?
> >> >
> >> >You seem to want to jump on EVERYTHING being a computer device... life
> >> >DOESNT work like that.... it looks more like cheap attempts to
> >> >impress.
> >> >
> >> My M4D 5|<1ll2 are in question?
> >> Hmmmmm...
> >
> >You have skills TO QUESTION?!?!?!? Well that IS news to me.
> >
> Of course it is; you haven't been paying attention.
Thats why it's news to me.... You have yet to show me any skills.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do you read minds now as well as play big bad werewoof?
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >*laughs and wonders what the next part of this discussion will
> give*
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >Diortem, curious enough to read the next volume.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> Is it a logical volume? Where did you set the partitions?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >....Volume can also mean book... and you set partion sizes, not
> >> >> >> >> >locations.... *sighs* ComputerNerdPosers....
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Don't forget to set it as active,A55 B4nd17.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Once again... book, not hard drive... but even a member of
> >> >> >> >java.ComputerNerdPoserLeet.class should know that.... guess you were
> >> >> >> >just generated, werent you?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> I'm a perl script bot that generates random text.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >That explains alot.
> >> >>
> >> >> That you're willing to respond to a bot?
> >> >> Yeah, it does :)
> >> >
> >> >It has novelty.... though it wont last much longer... I can tell that.
> >> >
> >> So thats your exit strategy eh?
> >> Run away now :)
> >
> >Why? I dont fear you.... I just wish you would get interesting
> >again.... get an upgrade?
> >
> My systems are in full compliance. I suggest you get the patch.
I dont need one. Im not the one claiming to have skills I havent
demonstrated or at least shown good reason to assume are there. If oyu
get the patch and actually get the skills you so claim to have, then
maybe the problem will dissapear.
Diortem
Follow your own advice, so well displayed above.
> >> >> >Besides, Im only calling what Im seeing.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Try rubbing your eyes or something.
> >> >
> >> >Wouldnt help... you still make about as much sense as.... you.
> >> >
> >> Blaming me for your comprehenshion problems is the answer how?
> >
> >Little hint... its not my problem.
> >
> You're the one complaining about me not making sense to you.
> But you haven't been paying close attention. You *did* miss my obvious M4D
> 5|<1ll2.
Mad skills? *laughs* Leet is a deficiency, not a skill. And so far,
thats all you have displayed.... among many others.
Once again, leet is not a skill, mad or not. Its a deficiency.
I love how desperate you are to reach me.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >No, I will not go out with you.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> Who asked, dimmy?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >You did, silly. Why else would you be interested in my sexual
> preference?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I wasn't, obsessed one.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >I have seen you make much bigger streches.... in this argument alone,
> >> >> >> >so I suggest you stop while you still have a place to stand here.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Bite me.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >You wouldnt taste good.
> >> >> >
> >> >> I'm full of creamy goodness.
> >> >
> >> >I dont swing that way.... looks like Wanderer may have pinned you
> >> >after all.
> >> >
> >> Is this the league of hom0phobic usenet posters?
> >> Hmmm...
> >
> >Is there a league for that? For that matter, would you waste enough of
> >your life to look it up?
> >
> You're the h0m0ph0be, you tell me.
I cant. Your the only one who can tell me if you will look it up or
not. Oh, and please... numbers are not letters.... you may want to
work on that to get past your leet deficiency again.
> >BTW: the comment was an observation, not an attack. I dont need to
> >turn on you for the obvious.
> >
> But you could if you wanted eh?
If I wanted to make a low punch... but I would rather be above that.
Bait in the USENET? You know what? I dont want to know.
So what? In his posts, Wanderer hasnt iether.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >What kind of wolf types on a computer? How about Wolf
> Blitzer?;)
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Thats a name, not a descriptive noun stupid.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Like I said, no sense of humor. I'd ask if people play Aggie
> Jokes
> >> on
> >> you,
> >> >> >> >> >but how would you know?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> I'm not from texASS either, ninny.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >Love the respect we are seeing here.... just ready to bask in it.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Bring your sunscreen.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >I dont burn so easily.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Bring a towel then.
> >> >
> >> >Dont need to be on a beach for this.
> >> >
> >> Hows the basking going? See any basking sharks?
> >
> >Im not at the beach... as I just said. Please read before you type.
> >
> Then why'd you bring a towel?
I didnt bring one. Your the one who mentioned them... and I told you
why I didnt.
> Cry lots? Or have sweaty hands from looking at pr0n?
Well we now see what you use towels for.... and from your own
admittance of your imagination, I can believe it.
No shockers here.
More like I have better things to do.... which seems to be a concept
you will never figure out.
More leet.... look, the only way you will defeat this problem is to
admit you have a problem and think numbers are letters.
Actually, I wonder about that.... you seem to know so many ways to use
them that I would not have thought of.
Why would you need a towel to play a D20 game?
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >No, to make *me* feel comfortable, you actually post logical
> >> >> questions
> >> >> and
> >> >> >> >> >> >answers. I don't expect the impossible from you, though...
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> I dont expect you to actually answer my posts *in* context
> either,
> >> >> >> >> >> Charles.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Be fair, I answered the questions as written.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Snipping text and post editing is the realm of the *perennially*
> >> SPANKED,
> >> such
> >> >> >> >> as yourself :)
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Would you mind letting him finish before you start? Your starting to
> >> >> >> >sound like a politician!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Hes run away again. What's a troll to do?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Chase?
> >> >> >
> >> >> Thats stalker territory.
> >> >
> >> >Well... you DO have standards..... Im amazed.
> >> >
> >> Its called lazyness actually :)
> >
> >Figures.... for a moment, I had a small amount of hope for you.
> >
> I dashed it on the Mossy Rocks :)
> Better wrap your towel around your head...it looks kinda puffy.
It's not my towel and I dont want to know how you made it look puffy.
Now take it back home with you and put it away!
See any dice anywhere? I didnt think so.... therefore, this isnt a D20
game.
> >> >> >> >> >You see, I told mine back when I got online. She likes to hear
> what
> I'm
> >> >> >> >> >telling you.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Really? Is mommy a werwoof too then?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >You havent been paying attention, have you?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Its not easy when the posts from the other camp lack any shred of wit.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >But before you ask about a detail, you should see if it is mentioned
> >> >> >already... no matter what you think of the other person.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Sorry mate, can't be arsed. Oh look! Now I'm acting like Wanderer!
> >> >> Blimey!
> >> >
> >> >He doesnt type like that, fool.
> >> >
> >> I know, I'm much better at typing.
> >
> >Now you sound like Snuh again.... the best you have is to turn on
> >someone for spelling?
> >
> You're not paying me and keep refusing me benefits.
> Cough up the dough, boy, if you want the quality lames.
Admittence to lack of quality noted.
> >> >> >Besides, you could always just walk away if you dont want to put any
> >> >> >real effort into it.
> >> >> >
> >> >> That would'nt be smurfy :)
> >> >
> >> >I dont smurfing care how smurfy it is to smurfety smurf smurf.
> >> >
> >> Gargamel made Smurfette, to catch smurfs. If he could make smurfette, why
> didnt
> >> he just make some smurfs?
> >> Hmmmmm...
> >
> >Ask him... I dare you.
> >
> I'm asking you. Sorry, I thought you had l337 knowledge of Smurfs.
Leet isnt knowledge of any kind. Its the idiocy of thinking numbers
can be letters in an attempt to be cool. Its a deficiency.
You call this WORK?!?!?!? My GOD YOUR IN TROUBLE WHEN THE WORLD
CATCHES YOU!
> >> > one I thought you would agree
> >> >with, actually. Guess your troll instincts dont let that happen.
> >> >
> >> I agreed that you lack M4D 5K1ll2.
> >
> >I would note your incoherence, but already I would need a second
> >notebook.
> >
> I *told* you you have amnesia! You just keep forgetting.
How is choosing not to keep a notebook forgetting? No, wait... dont
answer that.... Im sure in your leetness you would come up with
something too stupid to argue with.
Yeah, then explain why this is the last one...
Them as in ways to get into a system used by spammers.... course your
"leet" comprehension should have told you that by reading what came
before.... then again... maybe not.
Alright, Leet-man... There is no point in arguing with an idiot who
cant argue past an age 8 level.
WHy would it? Do you ask because it does you? Wait... once again, dont
answer that... I simply dont want to know.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >Nah, I read Magnifi-cat. Mother's feline, you see.;)
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >Four points... :>
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> You're saying that your mom is "were"?????
> >> >> >> >> And she thinks shes a cat or something?????
> >> >> >> >> Jumpin Jebus but they grows em stoopid in texASS.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >And yet you asked about this way up toward the beginning of this
> >> >> >> >entry....
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> So sue me.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >No... just pay attention and you will get better next time.
> >> >> >
> >> >> I'm already better than you at trolling :)
> >> >> See you tomorrow.
> >> >
> >> >I'll concider that a score for me... oh but speaking of that... I will
> >> >be out after this for the weekend.... so as much as its been a
> >> >pleasure (so far) no... you wont.
> >> >
> >> Eh? Waffle much?
> >
> >Nah... just was at Anime Boston... it was this weekend, if you ever
> >look things up.
> >
> Ah ha! So you do wank to manga. DIOS WANKS TO MANGA!!!!
Ah, so THATS the only kind of manga you read. Why am I not shocked....
...I guess so...
> >> >>
> >> >> >Wow! What a bargain! But wait, there's more! (to be continued)
> >> >>
> >> >> At least my posts come from a micro-brewry...you and your corporate
> posts...
> >> >> they're bitter I tells ya!
> >> >
> >> >The level we are at here is an infomercial.... Why Its so funny. Oh
> >> >and hand crafting can be done with alot more then beer.
> >> >
> >> I do a little hand crafting every morning making hand babies.
> >
> >I didnt need to hear that.... but with your admittence of how limited
> >your imagination is, Im not suprised you came up with it. So is THAT
> >what you "fantasize" about? No wait... dont answer that.
> >
> I told you already....man...you really need to get that amnesia treated.
> Try dropping a coconut on your head?
> Hasta Manaña :)
Nah.... actually, Im done arguing with you.... I usually dont argue
this long with leets, as they almost unanimously prove themselves
below me... but it was fun to slum for a while.
My advise, admit you have a problem, take steps to correct it, try to
read before you write, maybe see if you can get a girlfriend since
your so desperate to whack off to anything and everything you see, and
maybe you might have a better life. For now, I see little hope.
Diortem, moving on to a better day.
The Angel Safari
> "Diortem" <hyt...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> news:bb3fcd5.04041...@posting.google.com...
> > Thank you for noticing the Crock Hunter references.... but you bring
> > up an interesting question. I will have to see if there is a board
> > game of it now.
>
> <chuckle> Just checked to be on the safe side, and...
>
> http://www.gamers.com/game/431659
>
> Of all the silly things... :>
>
> I shudder to think of a werewolf episode of "Croc Hunter", though...
>
> -------------------------
>
> I send this as a warning to all the packs in all the world: WATCH OUT!
<SNIP>
Very interesting, but I missed where they asked his mom for permission to go
down to his room, and what furry pron was on the walls and wallpaper of his
PC. I missed the half made fursuit covered in a sticky cum glaze.
I miss everything
Safari
Raoul Xemblonsky III
What dont you care about?
This is you proving you dont care, huh?
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >the only name
>> >> >> >> >> >> >calling I saw him do was the whole spindly legs thing (which
by
>> the
>> >> >> >> >> >> >way, made me smile... VERY funny mental image).
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> A real laugh riot....yeah.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >Well it made me laugh... more then you have done as of yet.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> So sue me.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Nah... I dont want to do more damage then what you claim dave was
>> >> >> >> >called would do.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> See you in court, NetaBusEr.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Why?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> For various and sundry charges relating to abiding and abeting a
>> werewoof.
>> >> >
>> >> >But I thought you didnt believe in such things... so much for YOUR
>> >> >resolve.
>> >> >
>> >> There are fraud charges as well.
>> >
>> >Explain such charges.
>> >
>> You support a werewolf and then tell us its not real?
>> Sounds like fraud to me.
>
>Your word twisting skills are getting a little better... but I believe
>it was you who declared you didnt believe in such things. Since you
>didnt, then you have no case that I would be helping one. My own
>beliefs have yet to be even a focus of a question.
>
But you believe in them and therefore since you're supporting one; its fraud :)
He compared Dave to a terrorist. Thats funny how?
>> >> >> >> Try and keep up.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Try making sense when you post.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Try and have a working grasp of english.
>> >> >
>> >> >Funny from one who has answered me in leet a few times.
>> >> >
>> >> \/\/|-|Y 1 |\|3\/3R!
>> >
>> >Go ahead and prove my point. Im not stopping you.
>> >
>> Y0|_| (0|_|1|)|\|7 1f Y0|_| 7r13|).
>>
>And there you have it... more evidence of just how pathetic leet
>really is and how pathetic one must be to even use it.
>
How's that evidence?
I don't need to. Facts just are :)
>> >> >> >Getting you to imagine something is like pulling teeth, you know
that?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> I imagine that the natural forces of the physical universe would be
the
>> prime
>> >> >> force shaping any extraterrestrial life.
>> >> >> Ya think?
>> >> >
>> >> >More then you. You have dodged this question for some time now. I
>> >> >asked what you imagined it such life would be like, NOT what would
>> >> >form them. PLEASE stay on topic next time.
>> >> >
>> >> I gave you a reasonable explanation of my veiws.
>> >> If you dont like them...killfile me :)
>> >
>> >I didnt ask for explanations. I asked for you to use that feeble
>> >imagination of yours... but obviously I wont ask for that anymore,
>> >concidering the limitations you have shown me. *shutters*
>> >
>> Wah. If you want fantasy creatures see Alien Resurection.
>>
>Saw it, and the rest of the Alien Series.... the book was far better
>though... one of those stories with elements best told from the bug's
>view from time to time.
>
Was it? I'll put it on my "to read" list.
No phone then? You surf from the library I bet.
Thats not a point, thats a period.
I'm not interested in your periods.
Now wheres that point you promised?
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >To Wanderer: NICE SHOT! Thats twice in one entry you had me
>> grinning.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> So we'll put you down as "easily amused".
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >If you like.... course you'll have to wait and see if it's
true.
>> >> >> >> >> >Besides, if you think about it, wouldnt replying if I wasnt
amused
>> >> >> >> >> >really be a waste of time?
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> Begging me to "no-life" lame you?
>> >> >> >> >> Too easy.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Well you've already resorted to name calling....
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Shall I call you a fuckhead next?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >If you must... but really you just keep stooping lower and lower.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Limbo...low can _you_ go?
>> >> >>
>> >> >Let's do the Limbo Rock!
>> >> >
>> >> I suggest you stay away from rocks...you remember the incident with the
>> cliff..
>> >
>> >Never had an incident with a cliff.
>> >
>> Sure you did. You fell off the mossy rocks and went over the cliff.
>> I guess the blow to your head gave you amnesia.
>
>I think I would feel some kind of pain if I fell like that.... memory
>or no. Therefore, I didnt fall.
>
You don't even remember the pain...well thats how amnesia works :)
Open your mouth then :)
>> >> >> >> >> Your drool cup needs changing, btw.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >...dont know who's that is... but Im over here... oh and you might
>> >> >> >> >want to get the janitor.... that looks nasty *shutters*
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Let Charles empty it. He's used to waiting on his mummy :)
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >As I said, no manners... You dont make fun of someone for taking care
>> >> >> >of family. Just be glad I dont have a slingshot to fling it at you
>> >> >> >with.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> You kids and your always wanting to take this to RL.
>> >> >> For shame.
>> >> >>
>> >> >And once again, you miss the humor in a mental image. Why am I not
>> >> >shocked?
>> >> >
>> >> You're a world weary were-something whos "seen it all"?
>> >
>> >Nope... once again you miss the mark.
>> >
>> And you owe me a missing point.
>
>I told you... get closer to your screen... or at the very least some
>new glasses.
>
Still not interested in your periods.
Can't do it can you?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Try once more now, with *feeling*.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >*does the chicken dance.... WITH FEELING!!!!*
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> <Farts> I feel better.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >You wont in a moment... *hits the fan switch* you dealt it, you
can
>> >> >> >> >smell it!
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Must be an old PC...mine has an automatic fan that comes on when
the
>> CPU
>> >> >> >> reaches a certain temperature.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Once again, there are more kinds of fans then what are in a
>> >> >> >power-supply or on a CPU.... You just keep trying to be a nerd, dont
>> >> >> >you? *laughs* its actually kinda funny... a poser trying to look like
>> >> >> >a nerd.... who woulda thunk?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> What makes you think I'm a poser?
>> >> >
>> >> >You seem to want to jump on EVERYTHING being a computer device... life
>> >> >DOESNT work like that.... it looks more like cheap attempts to
>> >> >impress.
>> >> >
>> >> My M4D 5|<1ll2 are in question?
>> >> Hmmmmm...
>> >
>> >You have skills TO QUESTION?!?!?!? Well that IS news to me.
>> >
>> Of course it is; you haven't been paying attention.
>
>Thats why it's news to me.... You have yet to show me any skills.
>
And you blame *me* for missing your alleged "point".
Hmph!
No, you're the one claiming to have made a "point" which so far has gone
missing. Now...are you gonna pay up or not?
>If oyu
>get the patch and actually get the skills you so claim to have, then
>maybe the problem will dissapear.
>
This will make you have a point how?
Raoul Xemblonsky III
I'm making points. You: no.
Can't do it can you?
>> >> >> >Besides, Im only calling what Im seeing.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Try rubbing your eyes or something.
>> >> >
>> >> >Wouldnt help... you still make about as much sense as.... you.
>> >> >
>> >> Blaming me for your comprehenshion problems is the answer how?
>> >
>> >Little hint... its not my problem.
>> >
>> You're the one complaining about me not making sense to you.
>> But you haven't been paying close attention. You *did* miss my obvious M4D
>> 5|<1ll2.
>
>Mad skills? *laughs* Leet is a deficiency, not a skill. And so far,
>thats all you have displayed.... among many others.
>
My points: numerous.
Yours: absent.
Hmmmmm....
Still no points from DIOS :(
You show up every day obsessively. How hard can it be?
Now...about that point you owe me...or do you have to claim amnesia for that as
well?
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >No, I will not go out with you.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> Who asked, dimmy?
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >You did, silly. Why else would you be interested in my sexual
>> preference?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> I wasn't, obsessed one.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >I have seen you make much bigger streches.... in this argument
alone,
>> >> >> >> >so I suggest you stop while you still have a place to stand here.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Bite me.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >You wouldnt taste good.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> I'm full of creamy goodness.
>> >> >
>> >> >I dont swing that way.... looks like Wanderer may have pinned you
>> >> >after all.
>> >> >
>> >> Is this the league of hom0phobic usenet posters?
>> >> Hmmm...
>> >
>> >Is there a league for that? For that matter, would you waste enough of
>> >your life to look it up?
>> >
>> You're the h0m0ph0be, you tell me.
>
>I cant. Your the only one who can tell me if you will look it up or
>not. Oh, and please... numbers are not letters.... you may want to
>work on that to get past your leet deficiency again.
>
And you still owe me a point h0m0ph0be :)
>> >BTW: the comment was an observation, not an attack. I dont need to
>> >turn on you for the obvious.
>> >
>> But you could if you wanted eh?
>
>If I wanted to make a low punch... but I would rather be above that.
>
So why did you? Hypocrite much?
Getting tired DIOS? Maybe its the amnesia :)
Sure, he just pretends to be a werewolf :)
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >What kind of wolf types on a computer? How about Wolf
>> Blitzer?;)
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Thats a name, not a descriptive noun stupid.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >Like I said, no sense of humor. I'd ask if people play Aggie
>> Jokes
>> >> on
>> >> you,
>> >> >> >> >> >but how would you know?
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> I'm not from texASS either, ninny.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >Love the respect we are seeing here.... just ready to bask in it.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Bring your sunscreen.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >I dont burn so easily.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Bring a towel then.
>> >> >
>> >> >Dont need to be on a beach for this.
>> >> >
>> >> Hows the basking going? See any basking sharks?
>> >
>> >Im not at the beach... as I just said. Please read before you type.
>> >
>> Then why'd you bring a towel?
>
>I didnt bring one. Your the one who mentioned them... and I told you
>why I didnt.
>
Forget the towel too? Well since you forgot to make any points I'm really not
suprised. You might want to see a doc about that amnesia :)
>> Cry lots? Or have sweaty hands from looking at pr0n?
>
>Well we now see what you use towels for.... and from your own
>admittance of your imagination, I can believe it.
>
Nope...I eats that.
Ayep :)
Just not good enough to make your missing point, huh?
I dont think numbers are letters.
Must be your problem :)
Hey, you just admitted up there you were carrying a beach towel.
So, I guess we can add lieing to your list of crimes.
Now release that point you've been holding hostage.
You tell me, its your towel :)
Oh wait, you just said you dint ha one...and then you said you did...hmmm...lie
much?
But we'll never know if you actually had a towel or not...since you've been
contradicting yourself so much.
Lie lots more now :)
Then why'd you imply that there was one?
Man, you just can't keep your stories straight at all can you?
>> >> >> >> >> >You see, I told mine back when I got online. She likes to hear
>> what
>> I'm
>> >> >> >> >> >telling you.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Really? Is mommy a werwoof too then?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >You havent been paying attention, have you?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Its not easy when the posts from the other camp lack any shred of
wit.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >But before you ask about a detail, you should see if it is mentioned
>> >> >> >already... no matter what you think of the other person.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Sorry mate, can't be arsed. Oh look! Now I'm acting like Wanderer!
>> >> >> Blimey!
>> >> >
>> >> >He doesnt type like that, fool.
>> >> >
>> >> I know, I'm much better at typing.
>> >
>> >Now you sound like Snuh again.... the best you have is to turn on
>> >someone for spelling?
>> >
>> You're not paying me and keep refusing me benefits.
>> Cough up the dough, boy, if you want the quality lames.
>
>Admittence to lack of quality noted.
>
Admittance to not paying employees noted.
>> >> >> >Besides, you could always just walk away if you dont want to put any
>> >> >> >real effort into it.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> That would'nt be smurfy :)
>> >> >
>> >> >I dont smurfing care how smurfy it is to smurfety smurf smurf.
>> >> >
>> >> Gargamel made Smurfette, to catch smurfs. If he could make smurfette, why
>> didnt
>> >> he just make some smurfs?
>> >> Hmmmmm...
>> >
>> >Ask him... I dare you.
>> >
>> I'm asking you. Sorry, I thought you had l337 knowledge of Smurfs.
>
>Leet isnt knowledge of any kind. Its the idiocy of thinking numbers
>can be letters in an attempt to be cool. Its a deficiency.
>
Leet is an attitude. If you don't like my 'tude, theres the door, 5p4N|<y.
But at least I can keep my stories straight, don't lie about making points, or
have amnesia :)
>> >> > one I thought you would agree
>> >> >with, actually. Guess your troll instincts dont let that happen.
>> >> >
>> >> I agreed that you lack M4D 5K1ll2.
>> >
>> >I would note your incoherence, but already I would need a second
>> >notebook.
>> >
>> I *told* you you have amnesia! You just keep forgetting.
>
>How is choosing not to keep a notebook forgetting? No, wait... dont
>answer that.... Im sure in your leetness you would come up with
>something too stupid to argue with.
>
Frustrated much?
Maybe you just misplaced your supposed notebook.
LOL! See you tomorrow, 5p4n|<y.
Still trying to make a point and failimg miserably I see :)
5P4NK.
Heh eh heh. You still owe me that point :)
<falls outta chair laughing>
Heh...you're too easy.
SPANKY
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >Nah, I read Magnifi-cat. Mother's feline, you see.;)
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >Four points... :>
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> You're saying that your mom is "were"?????
>> >> >> >> >> And she thinks shes a cat or something?????
>> >> >> >> >> Jumpin Jebus but they grows em stoopid in texASS.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >And yet you asked about this way up toward the beginning of this
>> >> >> >> >entry....
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> So sue me.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >No... just pay attention and you will get better next time.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> I'm already better than you at trolling :)
>> >> >> See you tomorrow.
>> >> >
>> >> >I'll concider that a score for me... oh but speaking of that... I will
>> >> >be out after this for the weekend.... so as much as its been a
>> >> >pleasure (so far) no... you wont.
>> >> >
>> >> Eh? Waffle much?
>> >
>> >Nah... just was at Anime Boston... it was this weekend, if you ever
>> >look things up.
>> >
>> Ah ha! So you do wank to manga. DIOS WANKS TO MANGA!!!!
>
>Ah, so THATS the only kind of manga you read. Why am I not shocked....
>
Because I admitted that my mind is in the gutter?
Go fig: honesty has its rewards.
Actually it was just a filling...the anal probes were *my* idea :)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >Wow! What a bargain! But wait, there's more! (to be continued)
>> >> >>
>> >> >> At least my posts come from a micro-brewry...you and your corporate
>> posts...
>> >> >> they're bitter I tells ya!
>> >> >
>> >> >The level we are at here is an infomercial.... Why Its so funny. Oh
>> >> >and hand crafting can be done with alot more then beer.
>> >> >
>> >> I do a little hand crafting every morning making hand babies.
>> >
>> >I didnt need to hear that.... but with your admittence of how limited
>> >your imagination is, Im not suprised you came up with it. So is THAT
>> >what you "fantasize" about? No wait... dont answer that.
>> >
>> I told you already....man...you really need to get that amnesia treated.
>> Try dropping a coconut on your head?
>> Hasta Manaña :)
>
>Nah.... actually, Im done arguing with you.... I usually dont argue
>this long with leets, as they almost unanimously prove themselves
>below me... but it was fun to slum for a while.
>
Sure. Run away now :)
>My advise, admit you have a problem, take steps to correct it, try to
>read before you write, maybe see if you can get a girlfriend since
>your so desperate to whack off to anything and everything you see, and
>maybe you might have a better life. For now, I see little hope.
>
>Diortem, moving on to a better day.
>
SPANK :)
Wanderer
news:407e2598$0$2764$61fe...@news.rcn.com...
>
>
> Very interesting, but I missed where they asked his mom for permission to
go
> down to his room, and what furry pron was on the walls and wallpaper of
his
> PC. I missed the half made fursuit covered in
<Remainder censored due to immature and improper use of sexual terminology.>
Yecch!:P I don't know what group you've been reading... apparently you also
"missed" the fact that this is alt.horror.werewolves, and not
alt.wetdreams.safari or alt.fur.safaristyle.
Go find the newsgroup you meant to post to, you filthy-minded wretch. This
one's for werewolves, werebeasts in general, and their fans. Not somebody
who walks around wearing a trenchcoat and a smile.
Yours piling dirt over the steaming pile you just dropped,
The scent-burying,