late talkers
Michael Stern
parents to suspect that he might be mentally deficient. I have heard a
similar story which I throw before you.
Some great (British?) poet/author (unnamed) did not speak until the age
of 12, at which point he shocked his family by mentioning at dinner that
"The meat seems overdone." When pressed as to why he had never previously
spoken, the lad replied "I never had much to say."
Any comments?
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Scott Cromar
> Some great (British?) poet/author (unnamed) did not speak until the age
> of 12, at which point he shocked his family by mentioning at dinner that
> "The meat seems overdone." When pressed as to why he had never previously
> spoken, the lad replied "I never had much to say."
I've heard this legend several times about several people (including
Einstein and Newton). I also once heard the story related with
Churchill as the late talker.
--Scott "or was it Disraeli?" Cromar
ObUL: Churchill's first words were "In the morning I'll be sober, and
you'll still be overdone."
Mcirvin
>We have all heard the story about how Einstein's slow development lead his
>parents to suspect that he might be mentally deficient. I have heard a
>similar story which I throw before you.
>Some great (British?) poet/author (unnamed) did not speak until the age
>of 12, at which point he shocked his family by mentioning at dinner that
>"The meat seems overdone." When pressed as to why he had never previously
>spoken, the lad replied "I never had much to say."
>Any comments?
The same anecdote, more or less, has been attached to Einstein: that he
didn't talk until he was four, then suddenly said "The soup is too hot"
at dinner, and when asked why he had never said anything before, replied
"Until now everything was in order."
--
Matt McIrvin, posting nonsense again
David Wilson
> ObUL: Churchill's first words were "In the morning I'll be sober, and
> you'll still be overdone."
The way I heard this one was:
A lady MP (Member of Parliament) indignantly confronts Winston Churchill
in the lobby of the Houses of Parliament with the words:
"Sir, you are drunk !".
To which he replies:
"Madam, you are ugly. But in the morning I'll be sober."
Dave.
wchur...@pearlygates.com
>ste...@husc10.harvard.edu (Michael Stern) writes:
>> ObUL: Churchill's first words were "In the morning I'll be sober, and
>> you'll still be overdone."
>
>The way I heard this one was:
>
>in the lobby of the Houses of Parliament with the words:
>
>"Sir, you are drunk !".
>
>To which he replies:
>
>"Madam, you are ugly. But in the morning I'll be sober."
That wasn't me. It was Disraeli. Maybe Gladstone.
Winston "ignore the .signature behind the curtain" Churchill.
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Andy Hill
> Whaddya think? I think I caught this one cold.
>
Throw it back. Trolling for newbies is OK, but catching them with
barbed misquotes is against the afu game regulations.
Scott Cromar
> > ObUL: Churchill's first words were "In the morning I'll be sober, and
> > you'll still be overdone."
: The way I heard this one was:
...
: "Madam, you are ugly. But in the morning I'll be sober."
Whaddya think? I think I caught this one cold.
--Scott "Churchill never said that. Gladstone did." Cromar
Montykins
>
>The way I heard this one was:
>
>
This really happened. I saw it on the "Newlywed Game".
-Paul "Monty" Ashley
(Any well-meaning follow-ups will be mocked mercilessly)
--
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-- David Letterman | [Not a UCSD employee]
Paul Tomblin
>da...@twinheadmeiko.co.uk (David Wilson) writes:
>> ste...@husc10.harvard.edu (Michael Stern) writes:
>[Actually, I wrote it. Why should Mike get credit for it?]
>> > ObUL: Churchill's first words were "In the morning I'll be sober, and
>> > you'll still be overdone."
>: The way I heard this one was:
>...
>: "Madam, you are ugly. But in the morning I'll be sober."
>Whaddya think? I think I caught this one cold.
I think alt.folklore.urban needs a 'Trolling for Newbies' game, much like we
had in alt.fan.warlord. I wonder if George McQuary would volunteer to keep
score?
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(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
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David Wilson
>da...@twinheadmeiko.co.uk (David Wilson) writes:
>> ste...@husc10.harvard.edu (Michael Stern) writes:
>[Actually, I wrote it. Why should Mike get credit for it?]
>> > ObUL: Churchill's first words were "In the morning I'll be sober, and
>> > you'll still be overdone."
>: The way I heard this one was:
>...
>: "Madam, you are ugly. But in the morning I'll be sober."
>Whaddya think? I think I caught this one cold.
Excuse me. Can someone tell me what's going on here ?
Dave Wilson
Scott Cromar
> cro...@math.rutgers.edu (Scott Cromar) writes:
> >da...@twinheadmeiko.co.uk (David Wilson) writes:
: > ObUL: Churchill's first words were "In the morning I'll be sober, and
: > you'll still be overdone."
> >: The way I heard this one was:
> >...
> >: "Madam, you are ugly. But in the morning I'll be sober."
> >Whaddya think? I think I caught this one cold.
> Excuse me. Can someone tell me what's going on here ?
Well, seeing as how you ended up on my hook, I suppose it's my
responsibility to explain the situation to you. I tried to send this
by email, but I can't reach there from here.
You may have noticed nonsequiturs and garbled quotes at the end of
several postings. People put these rather warped and garbled versions
of old familiar tales on the end as a sort of insider's joke. Every
now and again, someone who is unfamiliar with the game will bite and
post a well-meaning correction to the story, and end up reposting a
story that has been told many times on afu.
I hope you're seeing a pattern here.
Some people call this game "trolling for newbies," especially at the
beginning of each new school year. As far as I know, there are no
formal rules, but I'm sure someone will make some up.
--Scott "Besides, I'm sure it was Disraeli. Or was that Gladstone?"
Cromar
Citecheck Hell
>cro...@math.rutgers.edu (Scott Cromar) writes:
>>da...@twinheadmeiko.co.uk (David Wilson) writes:
>>> ste...@husc10.harvard.edu (Michael Stern) writes:
>>[Actually, I wrote it. Why should Mike get credit for it?]
>>> > ObUL: Churchill's first words were "In the morning I'll be sober, and
>>> > you'll still be overdone."
>
>>: The way I heard this one was:
>
>>Whaddya think? I think I caught this one cold.
>
>Excuse me. Can someone tell me what's going on here ?
This is my nomination for the new a.f.u. motto.
Ted "is Winston Churchill in the FAQ?" Frank
Dan Wright
: >Excuse me. Can someone tell me what's going on here ?
:
: This is my nomination for the new a.f.u. motto.
:
I second the motion, with a grin and a chuckle!
-- Dan Wright
Jim Kasprzak
|>
|> Excuse me. Can someone tell me what's going on here ?
cindy davies
>In article <1992Oct9....@meiko.com>, da...@plasmameiko.co.uk (David Wilson) writes:
>|>
>|> Excuse me. Can someone tell me what's going on here ?
>
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TJ Wood
> In article <1992Oct8.0...@meiko.com>, da...@twinheadmeiko.co.uk (David Wilson) writes:
>>The way I heard this one was:
>>"Madam, you are ugly. But in the morning I'll be sober."
> This really happened. I saw it on the "Newlywed Game".
That was my brother who said that. And then he puked on her shoes.
Bruce Buck
>In article <1992Oct8.0...@meiko.com>
> da...@twinheadmeiko.co.uk (David Wilson) writes:
>
>| in the lobby of the Houses of Parliament with the words:
>
>favourite (possibly garbled) is: "Sir! If you were my husband, I would
>poison you!" to which he replied: "Madam! If you were my wife, I would
>poison myself first!"
The way I heard it was,
"And if you were my wife I'd beat the shit out of you"
David Lesher
# Excuse me. Can someone tell me what's going on here ?
#
Sure!
Just mail me a postcard......
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bill nelson
: Others said
:
: # Excuse me. Can someone tell me what's going on here ?
: #
:
: Sure!
: Just mail me a postcard......
Hey folks! I think David is trying to get into the GBoR for receiving
the most blank postcards received in response to a net posting.
Bill