[I] The Spam
elfin
humorous :
ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
Poke YOUR PENIS THROUGH HER BACK - GAURENTEED
STOP___TRAFFIC_WITH_YOUR____14__INCH__COCK
Pitch a tent with your BIGGER COCK - GAURENTEED
YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL LIKE YOUR HUGE PENIS
Largest COCK ON THE WWW - GAURENTEED
A dick Bigger than A small TREE GAURENTEED
Now I only mention this to point out that Kai did not post any of these,
even though his name was on the last one.
:-)
elfin
(well they made me laugh!)
--
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Flesh-eating dragon
> I know a lot of you filter these, however...The subject are getting more
> humorous :
...
> ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
> MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
...
Untranslated sentence: "I have a big penis."
Translated sentence: "It fills my entire private universe."
8'FED.
phil...@see.signature.uk
>ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
Meccano?
>MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
I'd like to see any guy put his....ahem....into a hot oven....
>Poke YOUR PENIS THROUGH HER BACK - GAURENTEED
This would HURT!
>STOP___TRAFFIC_WITH_YOUR____14__INCH__COCK
Have it run over by a truck......
>Pitch a tent with your BIGGER COCK - GAURENTEED
Didn't know chickens could do that.......
>YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL LIKE YOUR HUGE PENIS
Incest?!!?
>Largest COCK ON THE WWW - GAURENTEED
Again, chicken thoughts......
>A dick Bigger than A small TREE GAURENTEED
Seedling trees are TINY <EG>.
And it's not length that matters, okay <G>.
Philippa, Barbarian houri!
'I was Death! Death on a horse!' - Methos, Highlander
'Dere c'n onlie be whin t'ousand!' - Pterry, CJ
Moebius Kun
>humorous :
>SNIP!<
I'm not sure how you filter these, but I just mark 'em read and forget about
them, but I do have to admit, these guys are just so sick it's laughable.
I mean, really... what DO these people do all day? I wonder if they even have a
life....
Nahhhhhh.
>ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
How can you? I mean, it wouldn't be very fun with the chick you're with in bed.
>MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
*shakes head* Sigh... some sick male...
>Poke YOUR PENIS THROUGH HER BACK - GAURENTEED
Proof the sickos can't spell.
>STOP___TRAFFIC_WITH_YOUR____14__INCH__COCK
The onlyw ay you could stop traffic is if you flash everyone on the freeway,
then you get arrested! [1] XD
>Pitch a tent with your BIGGER COCK - GAURENTEED
Even more spelling, and wouldn't it HURT to pitch a tent with _THAT_?
>Largest COCK ON THE WWW - GAURENTEED
Wonderful! Where's the rooster? Oh wait... that type of cock... speeeeeew.
>A dick Bigger than A small TREE GAURENTEED
Like I care. Just hug the tree and all will be just fine. Haw haw!
-Moby K.
"Tree-Hugging Hippie Crap!"
[1]Of course, I don't condone flashing people at rush hour. That would make you
the Village Idiot.
http://moebiuskun.diaryland.com
the mind of a complete whacked out chick.
n_n
"Bow before the fist!"- Invader Zim
Chris Horry
> I know a lot of you filter these, however...The subject are getting more
> humorous :
>
> ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
> MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
> Poke YOUR PENIS THROUGH HER BACK - GAURENTEED
> STOP___TRAFFIC_WITH_YOUR____14__INCH__COCK
> Pitch a tent with your BIGGER COCK - GAURENTEED
> YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL LIKE YOUR HUGE PENIS
> Largest COCK ON THE WWW - GAURENTEED
> A dick Bigger than A small TREE GAURENTEED
It's so nice to see that school are teaching proper spelling and grammar
to the kids of today isn't it? I know at least a dozen English teachers
who would break down in tears over this...
Chris
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Lady Kayla
>>I know a lot of you filter these, however...The subject are getting more
>>humorous :
[...]
>>ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
>How can you? I mean, it wouldn't be very fun with the chick you're
with in bed.
First, take one large knitting needle....
--
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http://designs.ladykayla.org/
David Chapman
> I know a lot of you filter these, however...The subject are getting more
> humorous :
Especially when processed by the AFP Truth In Advertising
Filtration System (TM)!
>
> ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
... after three doses of our sub-standard Spanish Fly, metal
support rods are the only way you'll ever get anything hard
between your legs.
> MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
... you'll be so stuffed with mercury that your skin will turn
translucent, so why not take advantage of our handy sticker
kit?
> Poke YOUR PENIS THROUGH HER BACK - GAURENTEED
Taking our chemicals will render you unable to discern
between her back and her front - but that shouldn't be
much of a change, as since you replied to our spam, you
already can't discern your arse from your elbow.
> STOP___TRAFFIC_WITH_YOUR____14__INCH__COCK
And when it turns green, you'll be able to *start* traffic too!
> Pitch a tent with your BIGGER COCK - GAURENTEED
What you do after our sub-Viagra trash shrivels it up is entirely
up to you - and that's gaurenteed too.
> YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL LIKE YOUR HUGE PENIS
Internal Memo: Anyone stupid enough to reply to this ad has
to be the product of inbreeding anyway, so we're not leaving
ourselves open to any law suits.
> Largest COCK ON THE WWW - GAURENTEED
How much does 1Mb weigh anyway?
> A dick Bigger than A small TREE GAURENTEED
Ain't bonsai wonderful?
--
Let's shampoo us some aliens!
Miq
>I know a lot of you filter these, however...The subject are getting more
>humorous :
>
>ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
>MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
>Poke YOUR PENIS THROUGH HER BACK - GAURENTEED
>STOP___TRAFFIC_WITH_YOUR____14__INCH__COCK
>Pitch a tent with your BIGGER COCK - GAURENTEED
>YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL LIKE YOUR HUGE PENIS
>Largest COCK ON THE WWW - GAURENTEED
>A dick Bigger than A small TREE GAURENTEED
Some new ones appeared today:
take a ride on the BONE-ROLLER COASTER with your HORSE COCK
DIcks SO BIG they HOLD UP YOUR PANTS
dude, gain 27 inches to your PENIS
Trip small animals with your 17 inch DICK
(This last is particularly surreal. That's my cat's name, and he's
about that size...)
There seems to be some confusion about exactly what size the spammer is
promising. You could call it competition, but they're all pointing to
the same page.
>(well they made me laugh!)
Me too. But they're getting increasingly tiresome.
I've gone three years on this group without seeing any appreciable
volume of spam at all - but in the past two weeks, there have been two
significant floods of it. What gives?
--
Miq
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Julia Jones
writes
> dude, gain 27 inches to your PENIS
> Trip small animals with your 17 inch DICK
<boggle>
Gents, have any of you ever considered just how far up your partner you
would get with an extra 27 inches? The phrase "coming in his/her throat
from the wrong end" would not be confined to porn writers...
--
Julia Jones
Redemption 03, 21-23 February 2003, Ashford, Kent
Celebrating 25 years of Blake's 7 and 10 years of Babylon 5
http://www.smof.com/redemption
Quantum Moth
> I know a lot of you filter these, however...The subject are getting more
> humorous :
> STOP___TRAFFIC_WITH_YOUR____14__INCH__COCK
>
What? How? I mean, I suppose you could use it like a speed h^Hbump, but
that'll only slow traffic down. To actually *stop* traffic it might be
trickier. If you were really serious about stopping traffic, and didn't
mind the method used, you could always cut it off and throw it at the
windscreen of a passing car. I imagine that'd stop 'em.
Thank you for posting these titles, Elfin. Ver' humorous.
You'd think someone who couldn't spell guaranteed would stop using it,
wouldn't you?
--
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**movie- http://afpmovie.orcon.net.nz**
"I am a powerful anthropomorphic personification in my own right.
I do not need Death."
Eric Jarvis
> In article <y4ifO6EV...@kew1.demon.co.uk>, Miq <m...@lspace.org>
> writes
> > dude, gain 27 inches to your PENIS
> > Trip small animals with your 17 inch DICK
>
> <boggle>
>
> Gents, have any of you ever considered just how far up your partner you
> would get with an extra 27 inches? The phrase "coming in his/her throat
> from the wrong end" would not be confined to porn writers...
>
I think it's targeted at guys who have never actually been closer
than eighteen inches from any woman other than their mothers
--
eric - afprelationships in headers
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"
MP
>
> I know a lot of you filter these, however...The subject are getting more
> humorous :
>
> ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
Presumably this is a caption to a picture with a little arrow on?
> MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
What happens if you prefer roast bull?
> Poke YOUR PENIS THROUGH HER BACK - GAURENTEED
Now, I may not be the person to comment on this, but I'm pretty sure
that won't do much for her... And if you could, wouldn't you get through
rather too many pairs of boxers?
> STOP___TRAFFIC_WITH_YOUR____14__INCH__COCK
Well, I'm sure most men could press the buttons on the VCR with a
bog-standard issue one...
> Pitch a tent with your BIGGER COCK - GAURENTEED
Is this using it as the hammer? The tent peg once it falls off? Or is
this meaning that you can throw the tent around? We should demand more
details (well, I can't - my server is good at filtering this sort of
stuff...)
> YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL LIKE YOUR HUGE PENIS
These people are strange. Why are they showing it off? I reackon it must
have fallen off, or else this product turns you into a dickhead...
Come to think of it, it does...
> Largest COCK ON THE WWW - GAURENTEED
Amazing what you can do with IMG tags, isn't it...
> A dick Bigger than A small TREE GAURENTEED
This like the old cigarette adverts: Bigger than a Train/747/the Eiffel
tower?
MP (definitely not promoting www.bulge-in-your-pants.com :-} [1] )
[1] If this web-site does exist, please don't visit it - I mean, look at
the name... I just made it up...
Lawrence Mitchell
> I'm not sure how you filter these, but I just mark 'em read and forget about
> them, but I do have to admit, these guys are just so sick it's laughable.
>
[alt.fan.pratchett]
Score: =-9999
Subject: (BONER|\
PENIS|\
SEX|\
\$\$\$|\
COCK|\
[0-9][0-9](_| )*INCH|\
MAKE MONEY)(\.|_)*[0-9]*
~Subject: ^Re:
> I mean, really... what DO these people do all day?
download spamming programs
> I wonder if they even have a life....
No, but then, by his own admission, neither does PTerry (yet)[1]
>
> >ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
s/\(BONER\)/DE-\1/
No, sorry, my chicken de-boner is already made of steel.
> >MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
No idea of the english language --- thermometer is not feminine.
> *shakes head* Sigh... some sick male...
He'd be pretty sick if he grafted on a meat thermometer :-)
>
> >Poke YOUR PENIS THROUGH HER BACK - GAURENTEED
>
No thanks, I mean, I'd like my girlfriend to be alive after sex.
> Proof the sickos can't spell.
>
As if we needed it.
> >STOP___TRAFFIC_WITH_YOUR____14__INCH__COCK
>
Bad case of the underscores here.
> The only way you could stop traffic is if you flash everyone on the freeway,
> then you get arrested!
>
I can think of at least one other way ;-), probably be the only way
spammers could make themselves useful.[2]
> >Pitch a tent with your BIGGER COCK - GAURENTEED
>
You sure you don't need hands for this, my have you a dextrous member.
>
> Even more spelling, and wouldn't it HURT to pitch a tent with _THAT_?
>
They are words (just), so of course there's spelling. Don't know
about the second part though, never tried ;-)[3]
> >Largest COCK ON THE WWW - GAURENTEED
>
Don't know why we're not all going cock-a-hoop[4]
>
> Wonderful! Where's the rooster? Oh wait... that type of cock... speeeeeew.
>
why spew? What's so "speeeeeew" about them? I mean, half the world's
population has one.
> >A dick Bigger than A small TREE GAURENTEED
>
Which small tree, I want to be sure I'm getting value for money here
:-)
Lawrence
[1] I'm am not, repeat _NOT_ drawing any similarities/conclusions
here.
[2] Are you thinking sleeping policemen?
[3] Nor do I recommend anyone trying, of course spammers should know,
I mean, they obviously try everything out before selling, how else
could it be GAURENTEED.[5]
[4] Sorry, couldn't resist.
[5] sic(k).
--
Lawrence Mitchell | we...@gmx.li
Thinking about volunteer work in Europe?
http://members.tripod.co.uk/EVSvienna/
PussInSpooks
>
>Ain't bonsai wonderful?
>
LOL, it could even get to be bigger than a small mountain! hehehe
Caleb Dunaway
"Eric Jarvis" <fr...@last.dircon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.15b19e03d...@news.dircon.co.uk...
> Julia Jones wrote:
> > In article <y4ifO6EV...@kew1.demon.co.uk>, Miq <m...@lspace.org>
> > writes
> > > dude, gain 27 inches to your PENIS
> > > Trip small animals with your 17 inch DICK
> >
> > <boggle>
> >
> > Gents, have any of you ever considered just how far up your partner you
> > would get with an extra 27 inches? The phrase "coming in his/her throat
> > from the wrong end" would not be confined to porn writers...
> >
>
> I think it's targeted at guys who have never actually been closer
> than eighteen inches from any woman other than their mothers
>
This is how the vast majority of non-intellectual people think is the way to
pick up girls. Or at least cheerleaders.
--Caleb
Caleb Dunaway
"Chris Horry" <lo...@the.sig.invalid> wrote in message
news:3B474B8...@the.sig.invalid...
> elfin wrote:
>
> > I know a lot of you filter these, however...The subject are getting more
> > humorous :
> >
> > ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
> > MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
> > Poke YOUR PENIS THROUGH HER BACK - GAURENTEED
> > STOP___TRAFFIC_WITH_YOUR____14__INCH__COCK
> > Pitch a tent with your BIGGER COCK - GAURENTEED
> > YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL LIKE YOUR HUGE PENIS
> > Largest COCK ON THE WWW - GAURENTEED
> > A dick Bigger than A small TREE GAURENTEED
>
>
> It's so nice to see that school are teaching proper spelling and grammar
> to the kids of today isn't it? I know at least a dozen English teachers
> who would break down in tears over this...
>
Probably for more than one reason, here...
--Caleb
Paul E. Jamison
Yeppers. I've never understood why length makes any difference in the process.
Paul E. Jamison, Esq.
--
Now playing on the jukebox: "It ain't the meat, it's the motion"
Matthew Berryman
David Chapman
> In article <y4ifO6EV...@kew1.demon.co.uk>, Miq <m...@lspace.org>
> writes
> > dude, gain 27 inches to your PENIS
> > Trip small animals with your 17 inch DICK
>
> <boggle>
>
> Gents, have any of you ever considered just how far up your partner you
> would get with an extra 27 inches?
A couple more inches, before I bounce off her cervix. However,
it does give a whole new meaning to "give 'em an inch, they'll take
a yard" dunnit?
HTH, HANL.
Sandriana
<jajon...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>In article <y4ifO6EV...@kew1.demon.co.uk>, Miq <m...@lspace.org>
>writes
>> dude, gain 27 inches to your PENIS
>> Trip small animals with your 17 inch DICK
>
><boggle>
>
>Gents, have any of you ever considered just how far up your partner you
>would get with an extra 27 inches? The phrase "coming in his/her throat
>from the wrong end" would not be confined to porn writers...
>--
Seems to me this should be amalgamated with the 'Speculum'
thread........
--
Sandriana
---------
"Take Two Parts Sand, One Part Girl, And Stir"
SJ Perelman, 'The Most of SJ Perelman'
Sandriana
wrote:
>elfin <el...@lspace.org> said...
>> I know a lot of you filter these, however...The subject are getting more
>> humorous :
>> <snip>
>
>> STOP___TRAFFIC_WITH_YOUR____14__INCH__COCK
>>
>What? How? I mean, I suppose you could use it like a speed h^Hbump, but
>that'll only slow traffic down. To actually *stop* traffic it might be
>trickier. If you were really serious about stopping traffic, and didn't
>mind the method used, you could always cut it off and throw it at the
>windscreen of a passing car. I imagine that'd stop 'em.
>
>
Or you could just stick a red, a yellow and a green spangle to it and
stand at a convenient junction.
David Sander
>
<snip>
>
> Yeppers. I've never understood why length makes
> any difference in the process.
Probably because the people expounding these miracle mutilations
confused "length" with "going the distance"...
David
Rocky Frisco
attempts at posting pop-up porn to afp, have been coming from the same
source. This appears to be an attack on the newsgroup rather than just
the usual spam.
FYI, Jason heise is back in alt.autos.mini, using two of his aliases to
try to cause trouble, so there's a possibility this is his doing. Too
coincidental that he has simultaneously appeared in aadt and aam at the
exact time this latest deluge of porn spam has appeared here.
-Rock http://www.rocky-frisco.com
--
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JJ Cale Live (w/ Rocky): http://www.rocky-frisco.com/calelive.htm
David Chapman
> >> A dick Bigger than A small TREE GAURENTEED
> >
> >Ain't bonsai wonderful?
> >
>
> LOL, it could even get to be bigger than a small mountain! hehehe
But then it wouldn't be a woody, would it?
T Mark Hall
<rocky...@earthlink.net> writes
>All of the messages about penis enhancement, as well as the latest
>attempts at posting pop-up porn to afp, have been coming from the same
>source. This appears to be an attack on the newsgroup rather than just
>the usual spam.
>
>FYI, Jason heise is back in alt.autos.mini, using two of his aliases to
>try to cause trouble, so there's a possibility this is his doing. Too
>coincidental that he has simultaneously appeared in aadt and aam at the
>exact time this latest deluge of porn spam has appeared here.
>
>-Rock http://www.rocky-frisco.com
However, it is hitting the Goons newsgroup harder (if I can dare to use
that word in relation to this type of spam) at least 100 in the last
three days.
--
T Mark Hall
Wrestle poodles and win! (Wonder what the spmmers would make of this sig?)
Stuart Painting
T Mark Hall <tm...@gogod.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> In article <3B48C2CA...@earthlink.net>, Rocky Frisco
> <rocky...@earthlink.net> writes
> >All of the messages about penis enhancement, as well as the latest
> >attempts at posting pop-up porn to afp, have been coming from the same
> >source. This appears to be an attack on the newsgroup rather than just
> >the usual spam.
>
> However, it is hitting the Goons newsgroup harder (if I can dare to use
> that word in relation to this type of spam) at least 100 in the last
> three days.
AFAICS it seems to be targetting the alt.fan.* hierarchy
indiscriminately. Unless the spammer has *exactly* the same
interests as me, natch...
stuart
PussInSpooks
>>
>> LOL, it could even get to be bigger than a small mountain! hehehe
>
>But then it wouldn't be a woody, would it?
>
Be rock solid though <EG>
chatty_J
In fact the adverts suggest that you can make a mountain out of a molehill
PussInSpooks
>> >>
>> >> LOL, it could even get to be bigger than a small mountain! hehehe
>> >
>> >But then it wouldn't be a woody, would it?
>> >
>>
>> Be rock solid though <EG>
>
>In fact the adverts suggest that you can make a mountain out of a molehill
>
>
>
>
Suggest? Heck, its a cast iron gaerentee!(sic)
Sherilyn
>
>In article <3B48C2CA...@earthlink.net>, Rocky Frisco
><rocky...@earthlink.net> writes
>>All of the messages about penis enhancement, as well as the latest
>>attempts at posting pop-up porn to afp, have been coming from the same
>>source. This appears to be an attack on the newsgroup rather than just
>>the usual spam.
>>
>>FYI, Jason heise is back in alt.autos.mini, using two of his aliases to
>>try to cause trouble, so there's a possibility this is his doing. Too
>>coincidental that he has simultaneously appeared in aadt and aam at the
>>exact time this latest deluge of porn spam has appeared here.
>>
>>-Rock http://www.rocky-frisco.com
>
>However, it is hitting the Goons newsgroup harder (if I can dare to use
>that word in relation to this type of spam) at least 100 in the last
>three days.
I sometimes wonder if this is an accompaniment to the h*_cr*me attack
currently in progress against news.admin.net-abuse.*.
You'd think somebody really wanted the world's USENET resources to be
concentrated in the hands of three or four companies that really care
enough about news to deal with this kind of crap. So much the easier to
pick them off.
--
Sherilyn
The suespammers.org mail server is located in California; do not
send me unsolicited bulk e-mail or unsolicited commercial e-mail.
Caleb Dunaway
> >From: "chatty_J" chat...@ask.co.uk
>
> >> >>
> >> >> LOL, it could even get to be bigger than a small mountain! hehehe
> >> >
> >> >But then it wouldn't be a woody, would it?
> >> >
> >>
> >> Be rock solid though <EG>
Detritus' comment 'Kick him inna *rocks*' would take on a whole new meaning
for humans.
> >
> >In fact the adverts suggest that you can make a mountain out of a
molehill
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
> Suggest? Heck, its a cast iron gaerentee!(sic)
<pedant>
Your misspelling (gaerentee(sic)[sic]) of the already misspelled
GAURENTEED[sic] has been noticed. You spell GAURENTEED like this:
G-A-U-R-E-N-T-E-E-D.
Thank you.
</pedant>
But, pedantic comments aside, you are correct. But it'd be a very small
mountain.
--Caleb
Christin Keck
<rocky...@earthlink.net> spewed:
>All of the messages about penis enhancement, as well as the latest
>attempts at posting pop-up porn to afp, have been coming from the same
>source. This appears to be an attack on the newsgroup rather than just
>the usual spam.
>
>FYI, Jason heise is back in alt.autos.mini, using two of his aliases to
>try to cause trouble, so there's a possibility this is his doing. Too
>coincidental that he has simultaneously appeared in aadt and aam at the
>exact time this latest deluge of porn spam has appeared here.
>
>-Rock http://www.rocky-frisco.com
Alt.fan.dave_barry is also being deluged.
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=======================================================
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The Gonzo Lager
>However, it is hitting the Goons newsgroup harder...<snip>
Porn spam in the Goons group, eh? Well, you know you can't get the
woody. ;)
The Gonz'
Rachel Walmsley
> AFAICS it seems to be targetting the alt.fan.* hierarchy
> indiscriminately. Unless the spammer has *exactly* the same
> interests as me, natch...
Nah, there's been nothing on alt.fan.conspiracy-theories or
alt.fan.paranoia so it *can't* just be indiscriminate...
RW.
Quantum Moth
>
> AFAICS it seems to be targetting the alt.fan.* hierarchy
> indiscriminately. Unless the spammer has *exactly* the same
> interests as me, natch...
>
Oh, gods, did I really say that in a public forum?
--
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**movie- http://afpmovie.orcon.net.nz**
not just my coat, this time, fetch my gladstone bag full of money and my
suitcase.
David Chapman
The Campaign for Organic Organs (COO) starts here...
jester
<da...@evildeath.madasafish.com> wrote:
>
> --
> Let's shampoo us some aliens!
If that's not from Earth Girls are Easy, it should have been
--
Andy Brown
Charles A Lieberman
<5b2ekt8u9f16dvq4o...@4ax.com>
>>MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
>
My girlfriend saw somewhere (_Cosmopolitan_? US one? UK one?) a
reference to intercourse: "I want to put my bun in your hot bake oven."
>And it's not length that matters, okay
To whom?
--
Charles A. Lieberman | "[A]pproximately 70% of the students at Stuyve-
Brooklyn, NY, USA | sant fit thedescription of a teen-age homicidal
cali...@bigfoot.com | maniac" --letter, NY Post, April 28, 1999
http://calieber.tripod.com/home.html
Charles A Lieberman
<20010707110541...@ng-df1.aol.com>
>>ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
Get a Queen Charlotte.
Andy Davison
<MPG.15b2f5fdc...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>, Quantum Moth
<sc...@mostly.com> wrote:
>Well, the spammer seems to have exactly the same interests as me.
So you like tripping up little animals?
:)
--
Andy Davison
andy.d...@btinternet.com
Lawrence Mitchell
>
> The Campaign for Organic Organs (COO) starts here...
Lawrence
PussInSpooks
Your misspelling (gaerentee(sic)[sic]) of the already misspelled
GAURENTEED[sic] has been noticed. You spell GAURENTEED like this:
G-A-U-R-E-N-T-E-E-D.
Thank you.
</pedant>
But, pedantic comments aside, you are correct. But it'd be a very small
mountain.
I know, I know.. I confess, I was lazy, I didn't check and it saved me having
to go to the dictionary to check if I had spelt the darn thing right!
Mary Sophia Novak
<cali...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>phil...@see.signature.uk Sat, 07 Jul 2001 14:09:20 +0100
><5b2ekt8u9f16dvq4o...@4ax.com>
>>>MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
>>
>>I'd like to see any guy put his....ahem....into a hot oven....
>
>My girlfriend saw somewhere (_Cosmopolitan_? US one? UK one?) a
>reference to intercourse: "I want to put my bun in your hot bake oven."
Favorite line from a romance parody:
"My meaty sausage of passion hungers for your hot dog bun of love."
Mary Sophia Novak
ms_n...@hotmail.com
Caleb Dunaway
> I know, I know.. I confess, I was lazy, I didn't check and it saved me
having
> to go to the dictionary to check if I had spelt the darn thing right!
I don't think that GAURENTEED is in any dictionary, except perhaps for one
written by a madman[1].
--Caleb
[1] That could mean the OED, as a book I've seen at the library seems to
indicate. However, I am not referring to that text here.
--
Slaughterhouse 5, Cows 0
Rocky Frisco
"He rubbed his pens suggestively against her volvo."
Paul E. Jamison
Why am I reminded of the Chef on "South Park"?
Paul E. Jamison, Esq.
--
"BABYLON 5! A five-mile long cement mixer of truth, pouring out the
Concrete of Nice-Nice in a long, grey ribbon into the future, to form a
***SIDE WALK OF JUSTICE!!***"
- The Tick on Babylon 5
Jacqui
> I don't think that GAURENTEED is in any dictionary, except perhaps for one
> written by a madman[1].
> [1] That could mean the OED, as a book I've seen at the library seems to
> indicate. However, I am not referring to that text here.
Oh yes, mad indeed (although only a contributor, not author or editor).
He tried to chop his [censored on grounds of taste and early mornings]
Jac
Peter Ellis
> Mary Sophia Novak wrote:
> > <cali...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
> > >phil...@see.signature.uk Sat, 07 Jul 2001 14:09:20 +0100
> > >>
> "He rubbed his pens suggestively against her volvo."
"He lammed his pork sausage doggie-style into her beef curtains"
Peter
David Chapman
Right kind of movie, wrong actual movie. 5/10, Must Try Harder.
<grin>
Richard Bos
> "PussInSpooks" <pussin...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:20010709193931...@ng-cl1.aol.com...
>
> > I know, I know.. I confess, I was lazy, I didn't check and it saved me
> > having to go to the dictionary to check if I had spelt the darn thing right!
>
> I don't think that GAURENTEED is in any dictionary, except perhaps for one
> written by a madman[1].
Well, we _are_ talking about a mass spammer here.
Richard
Daniel Goldsmith
news:Edy27.20181$9a6.1...@news11-gui.server.ntli.net:
There's a vast deferens between those puns. I don't know, what with
all the meat and budgies and dogs and the rest of the menagerie, how
anyone manages to have any sex at all.
Daniel.
Daniel Goldsmith
news:9iee4u$ing0v$1...@ID-93395.news.dfncis.de:
Morons from Outer Space?
Daniel (Determined *not* to look this up on IMdB)
Caleb Dunaway
"Richard Bos" <in...@hoekstra-uitgeverij.nl> wrote in message
news:3b4aa634....@news.worldonline.nl...
The Official Spammers' Dictionary (OSD): Bringing YOU The Finest In
Misspelled Words.
--Caleb
Melody S-K
Daniel Goldsmith <anti...@eircom.net> wrote in message
news:9iejj4$505$1...@library.lspace.org...
Mars Attacks?
Melody
--
Ku Klux Gran
Rocky Frisco
Too much sax and violins for me!!
Rocky Frisco
Sounds more like "Men in Black" to me. (just a guess)
David Chapman
> On Mon, 9 Jul 2001 11:40:59 +0100, in message
> <MPG.15b2f5fdc...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>, Quantum Moth
> <sc...@mostly.com> wrote:
>
> >Well, the spammer seems to have exactly the same interests as me.
>
> So you like tripping up little animals?
<grin>
When I saw that one, I got the idea for a new category at Crufts -
the 20m Toy Dog Dick-Hurdling race.
"Zoë
<da...@evildeath.madasafish.com> wrote:
<Cut>
> Right kind of movie, wrong actual movie. 5/10, Must Try Harder.
'Evolution'?
Zoė, apologising if this has already been said but BTi is terrible with
Usenet and I'm awaiting a username & password for a decent server.
--
"Some people sit on mats and meditate, to attune themselves to
the universe or whatever. Dad sits in his grotty old chair
and... becomes one with ITV" - John Reiber, 'The Books of Magic'
www.nobmouse.net ICQ UIN: 30006397
David Jensen
"Zoė Robinson" <z...@nobmouse.net> wrote in
<20010710.192642...@nobmouse.net>:
>Zoė, apologising if this has already been said but BTi is terrible with
>Usenet and I'm awaiting a username & password for a decent server.
I switched to news.cis.dfn.de and I seem to get twice the traffic on
afp.
--
David Jensen, just a satisfied customer.
David Chapman
> Melody S-K wrote:
> >
> > Daniel Goldsmith <anti...@eircom.net> wrote in message
> > news:9iejj4$505$1...@library.lspace.org...
> > > >> On Mon, 9 Jul 2001 08:58:30 +0100, David Chapman
> > > >> <da...@evildeath.madasafish.com> wrote:
> > > >> >
> > > >> > --
> > > >> > Let's shampoo us some aliens!
> > > Morons from Outer Space?
> >
> > Mars Attacks?
>
> Sounds more like "Men in Black" to me. (just a guess)
<looks at Rocky, Melody and Daniel>
<thrrrrrrp>
All wrong. Will someone guess *before* we run out of humourous
sci-fi films?
David Jensen
"Spaceballs"?
Lawrence Mitchell
> In article <9iee4u$ing0v$1...@ID-93395.news.dfncis.de>, "David Chapman"
> <da...@evildeath.madasafish.com> wrote:
>
> <Cut>
> > Right kind of movie, wrong actual movie. 5/10, Must Try Harder.
>
> 'Evolution'?
>
> Zoė, apologising if this has already been said but BTi is terrible with
> Usenet and I'm awaiting a username & password for a decent server.
I use pubnews.netcom.net.uk, has a retention of about 1 month, and
very good spam-filtering. They managed to send me a username/password
in about 10 min.
Lawrence Mitchell
> The Official Spammers' Dictionary (OSD): Bringing YOU The Finest In
> Misspelled Words.
>
THE___OFFICAIL SPAMMER'S DICKTIONARY (OSD): THE FINEST COC^H^H^H WRODS ARUOND
Lawrence
Arwen Lune
Chapman da...@evildeath.madasafish.com said in alt.fan.pratchett:
> All wrong. Will someone guess *before* we run out of humourous
> sci-fi films?
Evolution.
Barry R. B.F.
--
Having to use Arwen's PC because pubnews.netcom.net.uk has died...
Arwen Lune
llan...@gmx.net said in alt.fan.pratchett:
> I use pubnews.netcom.net.uk, has a retention of about 1 month, and
> very good spam-filtering. They managed to send me a username/password
> in about 10 min.
I used to use the same lot, but it's a pity that they've now
stopped all posting access, even for authorised users...
Barry R. B.F.
--
Who's having to use Arwen's PC because of that very fact.
Julia Jones
<da...@evildeath.madasafish.com> writes
[re David's sig]
>
>All wrong. Will someone guess *before* we run out of humourous
>sci-fi films?
>
I actually saw an ad the other night, thought "Ah, maybe that's what
David's sig is on about, looks fun, must watch" - and now I can't
remember what the film was called, so please put me out of my misery and
tell me...
--
Julia Jones
Redemption 03, 21-23 February 2003, Ashford, Kent
Celebrating 25 years of Blake's 7 and 10 years of Babylon 5
http://www.smof.com/redemption
Caleb Dunaway
"Lawrence Mitchell" <llan...@gmx.net> wrote in message
news:d917f312.0107...@posting.google.com...
Right. But I'm not that good at intentionally misspelling words like that.
David Chapman
> In article <9iee4u$ing0v$1...@ID-93395.news.dfncis.de>, "David Chapman"
> <da...@evildeath.madasafish.com> wrote:
>
> <Cut>
> > Right kind of movie, wrong actual movie. 5/10, Must Try Harder.
>
> 'Evolution'?
At last, someone gets it. A bit disgraceful that it took so long, really.
Cyclops
<el...@lspace.org> writes:
>
>I know a lot of you filter these, however...The subject are getting more
>humorous :
>
>ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
>
...and set off the alarms at the airport *every* time!
--
Cyclops
phil AT cyclops DOT force9 DOT co DOT uk
Please don't e-mail me at the AOL account I am posting from
I have "all e-mail blocked" set on it.
Elliott Grasett
<snip>
I did send a report to abuse@pacbell, and I notice that this new flurry
is comming from something allegedly called "Powertech". Is this a real
ISP, or has our warped little mind become even more cagey?
--
Cheers,
Elliott
David Jensen
Sorry, I took the advice of the reviewers and avoided it.
David Chapman
> On Tue, 10 Jul 2001 23:22:22 +0100, in alt.fan.pratchett
> "David Chapman" <da...@evildeath.madasafish.com> wrote in
> <9ih1ek$ij409$3...@ID-93395.news.dfncis.de>:
>
>
> >> 'Evolution'?
> >
> >At last, someone gets it. A bit disgraceful that it took so long, really.
>
> Sorry, I took the advice of the reviewers and avoided it.
Pah. Reviewers know nothing. Make up your own mind - if you
have one. <grin>
It's quite enjoyable. Go see it if it's still on at your local thingyplex.
--
Call it what you will, I call it
Pontiac to Home Girl
David Chapman
Thank you for your notice.
The user responsible for this spam has had his account terminated.
Rgds.
PowerTech Information Systems
Abuse department
I'd guess he got kicked from PacBell - if he ever posted from there
in the first place - and found a new host ISP.
Terry Pratchett
<gonzo...@homey.com> writes
>On Sun, 8 Jul 2001 22:12:47 +0100, T Mark Hall wrote:
>
>>However, it is hitting the Goons newsgroup harder...<snip>
>
>Porn spam in the Goons group, eh? Well, you know you can't get the
>woody. ;)
Waiter! One fresh keyboard, please!
--
Terry Pratchett
Gid Holyoake
generously decided to share with us..
You silly twisted boy, you..
Have a gorilla..
Gid
--
The Most Noble and Exalted Peculiar , Harem Master to Veiled Concubines
Guardian of the Sacred !!!!!'s , Defender of the Temple of AFPdoration
ISTP http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~gidnsuzi/ for The Irrelevant Page! MJBC
Mihi ignosce.. cum homine de cane debeo congredi..
David Jensen
>"David Jensen" <da...@dajensen-family.com> wrote in message news:apmokt0fj9fhrbe05...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 10 Jul 2001 23:22:22 +0100, in alt.fan.pratchett
>> "David Chapman" <da...@evildeath.madasafish.com> wrote in
>> <9ih1ek$ij409$3...@ID-93395.news.dfncis.de>:
>>
>>
>> >"Zoë Robinson" <z...@nobmouse.net> wrote in message news:20010710.192642...@nobmouse.net...
>
>> >> 'Evolution'?
>> >
>> >At last, someone gets it. A bit disgraceful that it took so long, really.
>>
>> Sorry, I took the advice of the reviewers and avoided it.
>
>Pah. Reviewers know nothing. Make up your own mind - if you
>have one. <grin>
It all depends on why the movie was panned. I didn't trust the reviewers
for _Ishtar_, bad mov(i)e. "Poor remake of _Ghostbusters_," just
persuades me to see _Ghostbusters_ again.
>It's quite enjoyable. Go see it if it's still on at your local thingyplex.
It might be at the $1.99.
Cujo
"Gid Holyoake" <G...@brynamman.org.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.15b6f375...@nntp.netcomuk.co.uk...
> In article <rdTtlIAr...@unseen.demon.co.uk>, Terry Pratchett
> generously decided to share with us..
>
> > In article <mv3iktc87hbumr96l...@4ax.com>, The Gonzo Lager
> > <gonzo...@homey.com> writes
> > >On Sun, 8 Jul 2001 22:12:47 +0100, T Mark Hall wrote:
> > >
> > >>However, it is hitting the Goons newsgroup harder...<snip>
> > >
> > >Porn spam in the Goons group, eh? Well, you know you can't get the
> > >woody. ;)
> >
> > Waiter! One fresh keyboard, please!
>
> You silly twisted boy, you..
>
> Have a gorilla..
>
> Gid
No thanks, I've just put one out.
Here, hold this mangle.
Cujo
--
"If you can't say 'f***,' you can't say 'f*** the government.'"
--- Lenny Bruce
John
> generously decided to share with us..
>
> > In article <mv3iktc87hbumr96l...@4ax.com>, The Gonzo Lager
> > <gonzo...@homey.com> writes
> > >On Sun, 8 Jul 2001 22:12:47 +0100, T Mark Hall wrote:
> > >
> > >>However, it is hitting the Goons newsgroup harder...<snip>
> > >
> > >Porn spam in the Goons group, eh? Well, you know you can't get the
> > >woody. ;)
> >
> > Waiter! One fresh keyboard, please!
>
> You silly twisted boy, you..
>
> Have a gorilla..
>
> Gid
>
> --
No, have a monkey. They're lighter.
Menno
<ms_n...@hotmail.com> spake, saying:
> Favorite line from a romance parody:
>
> "My meaty sausage of passion hungers for your hot dog bun of love."
huge bulge in his pants where his wallet was".
HTH, HAND :)
Menno
--
"This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples;
no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own
heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness."
-Dalai Lama
Caleb Dunaway
> It might be at the $1.99.
Generally, if a movie gets poor reviews, either a)wait until they reach the
dollar movies (or the $1.99, as it seems to be) or b)scorn the reviewers and
see it anyway.
Myself? I've found that movies that reviewers scorn are good in their own
right. Even bad sequels to great comedies *coughAirplaneIIcough* aren't as
bad as some people make them. They're inferior, which some people dislike. I
say, if it makes you laugh at more than one line, it's OK.
Charles A Lieberman
<3B48C2CA...@earthlink.net>
>All of the messages about penis enhancement, as well as the latest
>attempts at posting pop-up porn to afp, have been coming from the same
>source
Pop-up porn? Is this something that hasn't hit my server or do I know it
by another name?
--
Charles A. Lieberman | "[A]pproximately 70% of the students at Stuyve-
Brooklyn, NY, USA | sant fit thedescription of a teen-age homicidal
cali...@bigfoot.com | maniac" --letter, NY Post, April 28, 1999
http://calieber.tripod.com/home.html
nyra
>
> Rocky Frisco Sun, 08 Jul 2001 20:30:14 GMT
> <3B48C2CA...@earthlink.net>
> >All of the messages about penis enhancement, as well as the latest
> >attempts at posting pop-up porn to afp, have been coming from the same
> >source
>
> Pop-up porn? Is this something that hasn't hit my server or do I know it
> by another name?
I guess it's a posting which automagically attempts to open a
hypertext document at some www. porn site. Only works if you're using
a newsreader set up to start java apps in news postings, while you're
online. If you're reading your news off-line, you'll just get an error
message.
Fortunately, my newsserver filters out most of these anyway.
Caleb Dunaway
"Darin Johnson" <da...@usa.net> wrote in message
news:u3d7zb...@nokia.com...
> nyra <ny...@gmx.net> writes:
>
> > Only works if you're using
> > a newsreader set up to start java apps in news postings, while you're
> > online.
>
> the internet at work, so the speeds are fast, and the pictures will
> pop up nearly instantly when you close one. And because you're at
> work, you're sort of panicking trying to get them closed as fast as
> possible before a coworker pops up[1]. Though once because I'm
> on Windows NT the system got so bogged down that the browser stopped
> working, saving me the effort.
>
I really hate popups. The only way to stop them is to close the original
window, which can be next to impossible as they are often so large and
numerous as to clog up the entire viewspace. The other only way[1] is to
minimize all the windows (if they have a fixed number of popups - if they
don't, you're screwed) to get them out of your way.
> And whenever this happens, it's always by accident (mispelling web
> site names), not through actively looking for porn sites.
>
Never let your kids visit www.whitehouse.com. And getting a porn site is
*so* embarassing, esp. when you're in a public place (like a library[3]).
> [1] popping up in the office, not on screen, though both situations
> would be equally frightening.
'My God, Johnston! Where did you come from? And *what* are you doing in my
monitor? Where's Howard? He needs to fix this thing!'
--Caleb
[1] When I said 'only' eariler, I discovered later that I lied[2]
[2] Actually, I was just too lazy to go back and fix it, so I took up more
time to write these footnotes.
[3] Although people do look at porn sites on public computers. I know this
because a) there was an article in US News & World Report, and b) I've seen
a guy attempting to hide it while a mother and child walk past. (I don't
know, but exposed legs and a pink background just scream 'porn site') Some
people are sick, but some people are *sick*.
chatty_J
news:rgr0ltge56fg2jni5...@4ax.com...
> Rocky Frisco Sun, 08 Jul 2001 20:30:14 GMT
> <3B48C2CA...@earthlink.net>
> >All of the messages about penis enhancement, as well as the latest
> >attempts at posting pop-up porn to afp, have been coming from the same
> >source
>
> Pop-up porn? Is this something that hasn't hit my server or do I know it
> by another name?
>
the spammers.
--
'My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch'
Jack Nicholson
Mary Messall
> [3] Although people do look at porn sites on public computers. I know this
> because a) there was an article in US News & World Report, and b) I've seen
> a guy attempting to hide it while a mother and child walk past. (I don't
> know, but exposed legs and a pink background just scream 'porn site') Some
> people are sick, but some people are *sick*.
Heard an interesting story today, happened before I started supervising
the computer labs:
One computer in each lab is hooked up to a projector. This is the
"instructor computer" and faces the other direction from all of the
others, so that the instructor can look at her students. It is therefore
the only computer with a screen not visible from the door, and is the
farthest from the door.
Someone clearly noticed this fact, and chose that computer for their
porn exploration.
What he apparently did *not* notice, was that the projector was on...
-Mary
T J Wilkinson
<greatg...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Myself? I've found that movies that reviewers scorn are good in their own
>right.
Well movie reviewers do tend to be people who love movies, and they're
ones who put most of their intellectual effort into them, unlike most
of the rest of us, who have other demanding work to hand and at times,
having stumbled home with the feeling of your brain or body being
turned inside out and soundly thrashed that day, do not want to jump
immediately into some deep, introspective, meaningful discussion of
family relations, but instead want to see things blown up, or the sort
of comedy, that in a less exhausted state, you could pick the
punchlines ten minutes ahead.
Tracy
--
http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~tajwileb/
"People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very
happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well,
and is cheaper, and more easily obtained." - J. K. Jerome
Charles A Lieberman
<tl1k9pt...@corp.supernews.com>
>Although people do look at porn sites on public computers.
Not many. A very reliable source on the board of the Brooklyn Public
Library tells me there've been fewer than 15 complaints in a year, with
several hundred computers.
Charles A Lieberman
<Pq447.41168$B56.8...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>
>> Pop-up porn? Is this something that hasn't hit my server or do I know it
>> by another name?
>>
>Giggling at the thought of *pop up porn* it would suit the reading age of
>the spammers.
And here I was thinking of porn with little bubbles with pithy
comments[1].
[1] Cf. <http://www.spinthebottle.com>
Meg Thornton
>I know a lot of you filter these, however...The subject are getting more
>humorous :
>
>ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
Oh, they're advertising Prince Alberts. How nice.
>MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
And here was me not realising that meat thermometers were gendered.
>Poke YOUR PENIS THROUGH HER BACK - GAURENTEED
OR read our fine manual, and learn where you're *supposed* to put it.
Alternatively, they may be promoting a sharpening service... although
what a bloke would *do* with sharpened dangly bits is beyond me.
Aside, of course, from the above. It could be a bit difficult
explaining the puncture wounds in his hand, though...
>STOP___TRAFFIC_WITH_YOUR____14__INCH__COCK
"Fsck me, there's a streaker on the road!"
>Pitch a tent with your BIGGER COCK - GAURENTEED
I'm not going to put the image which comes to mind here. Just think
sledgehammers, that's all I'm saying.
>YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL LIKE YOUR HUGE PENIS
"Oh yes, definitely matches the drapes."
>Largest COCK ON THE WWW - GAURENTEED
Although with advances in poultry breeding at the moment, this may
well be a limited offer...
>A dick Bigger than A small TREE GAURENTEED
Why am I thinking about basketball players with a first name of
Richard?
Thanks elfin, those had us both in stitches!
Meg
--
//// (No, I'm a bloody echidna!)
_.///// Meg Thornton (mag...@megabitch.tm)
~\_///// Pardo's Postulate: anything you like is either
illegal, immoral, or fattening.
ppint.
mag...@megabitch.org.uk "Meg Thornton" commented, en passant:
> "elfin" <el...@lspace.org> wrote:
>
>>I know a lot of you filter these, however...The subject are getting more
>>humorous :
>>
>>ADD STEEL TO YOUR BONER HERE
>
>Oh, they're advertising Prince Alberts. How nice.
- cos suicide is stainless - if you've got a ringside seat - ?
>
>>MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
>
>And here was me not realising that meat thermometers were gendered.
- oh, most definitely: "meat is mama"; and "a thing's a
phallic symbol, if it's longer than it's wide";
>
>>Poke YOUR PENIS THROUGH HER BACK - GAURENTEED
>
>OR read our fine manual, and learn where you're *supposed* to put it.
- s/fine/fucking/, shirley ?
>
>Alternatively, they may be promoting a sharpening service... although
>what a bloke would *do* with sharpened dangly bits is beyond me.
>Aside, of course, from the above. It could be a bit difficult
>explaining the puncture wounds in his hand, though...
- now that's a new one on me, as an explanation of the
stigmata...
>
>>STOP___TRAFFIC_WITH_YOUR____14__INCH__COCK
>
>"Fsck me, there's a streaker on the road!"
- "how do you know that it was a policeman who was sleeping
there ?" - "you're not telling me you missed that large a
truncheon ?"
>
>>Pitch a tent with your BIGGER COCK - GAURENTEED
>
>I'm not going to put the image which comes to mind here. Just think
>sledgehammers, that's all I'm saying.
- and there i was, thinking of them as being hydraulically
self-erecting...
>
>>YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL LIKE YOUR HUGE PENIS
>
>"Oh yes, definitely matches the drapes."
- "and how clever of you to build in a pelmet !"
>
>>Largest COCK ON THE WWW - GAURENTEED
>
>Although with advances in poultry breeding at the moment, this may
>well be a limited offer...
- "so _that's_ a chicken chasseur !"
>
>>A dick Bigger than A small TREE GAURENTEED
>
>Why am I thinking about basketball players with a first name of
>Richard?
- "bonsai dickie" ?
>
>Thanks elfin, those had us both in stitches!
>
- elfin, for the post of official afp spam pre-digester ?
- love, ppint.
[the address from which this was posted bounces e-mail;
use the reply-to e-address, if you wish to e-mail me.]
--
"never trust a man with shaved buttocks"
- jim darby, 2/9/96 (9/2/96 for merkins)
esmi
>>Although people do look at porn sites on public computers.
>Not many. A very reliable source on the board of the Brooklyn Public
>Library tells me there've been fewer than 15 complaints in a year,
>with several hundred computers.
What exactly were the 15 complaints about?
esmi
(curious...)
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Sherilyn
Darin Johnson <da...@usa.net> wrote:
>nyra <ny...@gmx.net> writes:
>
>> Only works if you're using
>> a newsreader set up to start java apps in news postings, while you're
>> online.
>
Easy to fix. Just turn off html interpretation.
[...]
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The suespammers.org mail server is located in California; do not
send me unsolicited bulk e-mail or unsolicited commercial e-mail.
T Mark Hall
<es...@lspace.org> writes
>On 15 Jul 2001, Charles A Lieberman <cali...@bigfoot.com> wrote
>>Caleb Dunaway Sat, 14 Jul 2001 19:09:07 -0400
>><tl1k9pt...@corp.supernews.com>
>
>>>Although people do look at porn sites on public computers.
>
>>Not many. A very reliable source on the board of the Brooklyn Public
>>Library tells me there've been fewer than 15 complaints in a year,
>>with several hundred computers.
>
>What exactly were the 15 complaints about?
>
>esmi
>(curious...)
--
T Mark Hall
Wrestle poodles and win!
Darkmoon
<greatg...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> I really hate popups. The only way to stop them is to close the original
> window, which can be next to impossible as they are often so large and
> numerous as to clog up the entire viewspace. The other only way[1] is to
> minimize all the windows (if they have a fixed number of popups - if they
> don't, you're screwed) to get them out of your way.
There is JavaScript that will pop up a window when you LEAVE a page, so
you could end up with an endless supply of them.
Turning JavaScript OFF is useful.
--
Normality is a curse for the weak.
Sierra Kempster, http://www.lunamorena.net/
CCA
>>I know a lot of you filter these, however...The subject are getting more
>>humorous :
>
>>SNIP!<
>
>I'm not sure how you filter these, but I just mark 'em read and forget about
>them
Yes, but the trouble with 'marking read' is that you lose some of the messages
from the threads you actually want to keep. Or I do, anyway.
CCA:)
Axel Kielhorn
> elfin <el...@lspace.org> said...
> > I know a lot of you filter these, however...The subject are getting more
> > humorous :
> > <snip>
>
> > STOP___TRAFFIC_WITH_YOUR____14__INCH__COCK
> >
> What? How? I mean, I suppose you could use it like a speed h^Hbump, but
> that'll only slow traffic down. To actually *stop* traffic it might be
> trickier. If you were really serious about stopping traffic, and didn't
> mind the method used, you could always cut it off and throw it at the
> windscreen of a passing car. I imagine that'd stop 'em.
I was thinking more along these lines:
A car breaks down along the expressway one day, so the driver eases it
over onto the shoulder of the highway.
He jumps out of the car, opens the trunk, and pulls out two men in
trenchcoats. The men stand behind the car, open up their coats and start
exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic.
One of the worst pile-ups in history occurs.
When questioned by police why he put two deviates along the side of the
road, the man replied, "I broke down and was just using my emergency
flashers!"
Axel
--
You may be out of mind, but you are never out of sight.
(The sunshine home of the mentally ill)
stre...@rohan.sdsu.edu
[snip]
> There is JavaScript that will pop up a window when you LEAVE a page, so
> you could end up with an endless supply of them.
>
> Turning JavaScript OFF is useful.
Very true.
And leaving JavaScript ON is an implicit request for this sort of
thing. It's a FEATURE, after all.
--
--Stewart Stremler----------------...@rohan.sdsu.edu--
Stop thinking what you're thinking.
-- Joe Thompson (1999)
Charles A Lieberman
<sjObNEDa...@earthlink.net>
>Gents, have any of you ever considered just how far up your partner you
>would get with an extra 27 inches?
I'd be two isosceles right triangles.
Nathan Russell
>On Sat, 07 Jul 2001 10:39:48 GMT, "elfin" <el...@lspace.org> wrote:
>
>
>>MAKE YOUR TINY PEE-PEE INTO GIGANTIC FEMALE MEAT THERMOMETER
>
>I'd like to see any guy put his....ahem....into a hot oven....
Well, if he has the lack of intelligence to reply to spam...
>>Poke YOUR PENIS THROUGH HER BACK - GAURENTEED
>
>This would HURT!
Probably the first time; after that, it would make it more convenient
for her to have a lover that had a foot-long member... if she lived.
>And it's not length that matters, okay <G>.
No kidding.
Nathan