Dave loves the big girls
Greg Anderson
times, I was surprised he didn't take the straight line Camryn fed him about
"Do you like big girls?"
The most entertaining part was seeing Dave squirm over terminioogy. We have
all become so PC-conditioned, Dave could not bring himself to use the word
"fat" even though she obviously doesn't mind it -- in fact, she prefers it!
Speaking of squirming, I have a serious question for the ladies in AFL who
are more than a little enamored of TV Boy. When a female guest is flirting
so obviously, do you get a little... vicariously squidgy ... watching at
home?
Greg
Sharon L Best
Greg Anderson <gr...@afs.com> wrote in message
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He can play grab ass all he wants with the stars.
The ones who make me really appreciate the man--
are the ones who get a kiss on the hand or the cheek
coming the audience--THEN add 50 bucks and well--
hehehehe
Not jealousy--ENVY...solid pure green envy.
SLB
*****
Steve Timko
spake thusly:
>Speaking of squirming, I have a serious question for the ladies in AFL who
>are more than a little enamored of TV Boy. When a female guest is flirting
>so obviously, do you get a little... vicariously squidgy ... watching at
>home?
Shot of penicillin will clear that right up, I hear. . .
Remove the .com (dot com) to email me.
nancy lamkin olson
> Speaking of squirming, I have a serious question for the ladies in AFL who
> are more than a little enamored of TV Boy. When a female guest is flirting
> so obviously, do you get a little... vicariously squidgy ... watching at
> home?
PaPea,
Listen, I ain't felt "squidgy" since Fernando Lamas died.
But, one of the highs in life is having Dave look into the camera and say
"Nancy" and know he's talkin' to you. Harrumph!
Love,
Mabob-hoping-I-live-long-enough-to-have-him-tell-me-I-smell-great-and-in-
the-meantime-dousing-my-ass-in-lilac-perfume:-)
--
@~~>~"Remember David, you're only here because the gypsies
didn't want you."@~~>~
Dave's Mom, Dorothy
annette
Greg Anderson wrote:
> Speaking of squirming, I have a serious question for the ladies in AFL who
> are more than a little enamored of TV Boy. When a female guest is flirting
> so obviously, do you get a little... vicariously squidgy ... watching at
> home?
No I just put curses on them.
Annette
Zaxzmom
annette
nancy lamkin olson wrote:
> Greg done opined:
> > Speaking of squirming, I have a serious question for the ladies in AFL who
> > are more than a little enamored of TV Boy. When a female guest is flirting
> > so obviously, do you get a little... vicariously squidgy ... watching at
> > home?
>
> PaPea,
> Listen, I ain't felt "squidgy" since Fernando Lamas died.
> But, one of the highs in life is having Dave look into the camera and say
> "Nancy" and know he's talkin' to you. Harrumph!
> Love,
> Mabob-hoping-I-live-long-enough-to-have-him-tell-me-I-smell-great-and-in-
> the-meantime-dousing-my-ass-in-lilac-perfume:-)
>
Try japanese flowers perfume orcihids are a wonderful male attractor that and
plumeria. no wait the faramone perfume that costs about as much as a house but
that stuff works.
Love is now a Science.
Annette
Alyssa and/or Rod
>
> And they *obviously* love him. It's interesting, he has said that so many
> times, I was surprised he didn't take the straight line Camryn fed him about
> "Do you like big girls?"
>
> The most entertaining part was seeing Dave squirm over terminioogy. We have
> all become so PC-conditioned, Dave could not bring himself to use the word
> "fat" even though she obviously doesn't mind it -- in fact, she prefers it!
>
> are more than a little enamored of TV Boy. When a female guest is flirting
> so obviously, do you get a little... vicariously squidgy ... watching at
> home?
Even though it's not HDTV, for years women have been enjoying Dave
"digitally," if you know what I mean.
CyberGolem
>Try japanese flowers perfume orcihids are a wonderful male attractor that and
>plumeria. no wait the faramone perfume that costs about as much as a house
>but
>that stuff works.
I'll stick with bathing in Clorox. Thanks anyway.
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Greg Anderson
> MaBob did done said:
>> @~~>~"Remember David, you're only here because the gypsies
>>didn't want you."@~~>~
>>Dave's Mom, Dorothy
>
>
>I wonder if his mother really said that.
FYI, yes she did. It was part of a Top Ten list that she read a few years
ago.
Greg
Jennifer Sikes
SallyDrell
>From: lamk...@aol.com (nancy lamkin olson)
>Date: 5/12/99 9:37 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <lamkin52-120...@d6.focal8.interaccess.com>
>PaPea,
>Listen, I ain't felt "squidgy" since Fernando Lamas died.
>But, one of the highs in life is having Dave look into the camera and say
>"Nancy" and know he's talkin' to you. Harrumph!
>Love,
>Mabob-hoping-I-live-long-enough-to-have-him-tell-me-I-smell-great-and-in-
>the-meantime-dousing-my-ass-in-lilac-perfume:-)
>
>--
> @~~>~"Remember David, you're only here because the gypsies
>didn't want you."@~~>~
>Dave's Mom, Dorothy
Nancy:
I wonder if his mother really said that. Very funny post. By the way, it's a
bad sign if you think he's talking to you, personally, on TV. I think they call
it "thought transference."
Keep dousing with the lilac perfume. LOL.
Sally
SallyDrell
>Date: 5/12/99 6:41 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <373A0332...@toolcity.net>
And vice versa
annette
CyberGolem wrote:
> Annette advised:
> >Try japanese flowers perfume orcihids are a wonderful male attractor that and
> >plumeria. no wait the faramone perfume that costs about as much as a house
> >but
> >that stuff works.
>
> I'll stick with bathing in Clorox. Thanks anyway.
you know that stuff is bad for your pores. try bathing in atubful of water a cup
of milk and three cups salts your skin will be so smooth babies Will be saying
back off.
Annette
Traci
cyber...@aol.comChief says...
> Annette advised:
> >Try japanese flowers perfume orcihids are a wonderful male attractor that and
> >plumeria. no wait the faramone perfume that costs about as much as a house
> >but
> >that stuff works.
>
> I'll stick with bathing in Clorox. Thanks anyway.
Mmmmmm, Chlorox. What an aphrodisiac!
Traci
--
Come to the Hoosierland!!
http://www.cowgirls-dave.com
SallyDrell
>Date: 5/12/99 10:57 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <7hdfa2$toi$1...@firewall.afs.com>
>
>"Remember David, you're only here because the gypsies
>>>didn't want you."@~~>~
>>>Dave's Mom, Dorothy
Me:>>I wonder if his mother really said that.
>FYI, yes she did. It was part of a Top Ten list that she read a few years
>ago.
>
>Greg
Dear Greg:
Will someone tell Dave that even if the gypsies didn't want him, there are
plenty of women today who do.
Sally
Zaxzmom
didn't get it on tape. Drat! How I wish that would be included in a rerun.
Greg Anderson wrote:
> SallyDrell wrote:
> > MaBob did done said:
> >> @~~>~"Remember David, you're only here because the gypsies
> >>didn't want you."@~~>~
> >>Dave's Mom, Dorothy
> >
> >Nancy:
Dutchshoes
Lamkin52
Thought you might like the entire list
that Dave's Mom said for Mother's Day
one year. (Since there was some discussion)
Love,
Mabob
The Top Ten Things Dave's Mom Said to Him When He Was Growing Up
As presented by Dave's Mom....
10. "What did I tell you about putting on mommy's lip gloss?"
9. "Remember, David, you're only here because the gypsies didn't want you."
8. "Comb your hair, or it'll look that way when you're 51."
7. "Yes, David, you're very funny -- now finish your Prozac."
6. "Of course I'll be your prom date."
5. "With grades like these, you'll have to go to Ball State."
4. "Look at all the empty chairs we invited to your birthday party."
3. "Next time you'll have to raise your own bail money."
2. "I know what you're doing in there."
1. "Time for bed, Steve, or whatever the hell your name is."
@~>~~ "Remember, David, you're only here because
the gypsies didn't want you." ~<~~@
(Dave's Mom, Dorothy)
annette
Pepsi 46 wrote:
> >From: lamk...@aol.com (Lamkin52)
>
> >The Top Ten Things Dave's Mom Said to Him When He Was Growing Up
>
> Do you have the date when this was read?
