Me so horny, matey
Leebert
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=11&u=/nm/britain_dogging_dc
Night_Seer
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"Leebert" <buddhash...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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KittyP
"Night_Seer" <ecamacho4 at hotmail dot com> wrote in message
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> Ok I'm there...how much is a ticket to London these days :-D
Heck - this is a happening in the U.S. all the time. Rooster Rock State Park
is our Pacific NW place. I have fond memories of picnics there with my
parents in the 60s. I have now become an anachronism... darn it all.
Kitty
fuggit
"KittyP" <kitty...@msn.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Night_Seer" <ecamacho4 at hotmail dot com> wrote in message
> news:I_GdnVVdmMP...@speakeasy.net...
> > Ok I'm there...how much is a ticket to London these days :-D
>
> Heck - this is a happening in the U.S. all the time. Rooster Rock State
Park
> is our Pacific NW place. I have fond memories of picnics there with my
> parents in the 60s. I have now become an anachronism... darn it all.
> Kitty
Yep. Just stop at any rest stop along the freeways in Michigan after dark.
Hookers, crack dealers and gays all just waiting for your desires.
Love
(buddhash...@yahoo.com) wrote...
>
>The "Dogging" craze in London - having sex w/ strangers in the park.
>
>http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=11&u=/nm/britain_dogging_dc
That's been going on in our High Park for years, decades
even, except it's called "cruising" and only men do it,
and they head for a discrete clump of bushes rather than
showing off, and, okay, it's not exactly the same thing.
Every park should have a designated dogging zone, just
like some have off-leash zones for actual dogs.
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KittyP
"Love" <lo...@kwanseum.fixthis> wrote in message
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> like some have off-leash zones for actual dogs.
I wonder what the symbol on the sign would be? A pie?
Love
(kitty...@msn.com) wrote...
heh heh heh in West Palm Beach, yes.
Lazarhat
everywhere else the symbol would look like 'the beast with two backs'.
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Sanford Manley
commented:
> The "Dogging" craze in London - having sex w/ strangers
> in the park.
The worst I ever did was jump the fence in the
middle of the night at the community pool and
have sex in the pool.
I only want to have sex with strangers I know.
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Sanford Manley
> In article <vn95rc...@corp.supernews.com> KittyP
> (kitty...@msn.com) wrote...
>>
>>
>> "Love" <lo...@kwanseum.fixthis> wrote in message
>> news:Fp0db.25349$O75....@nntp-post.primus.ca...
>>> In article
>>> <e2d95f55.03092...@posting.google.com>
>>> Leebert (buddhash...@yahoo.com) wrote...
>>> Every park should have a designated dogging zone, just
>>> like some have off-leash zones for actual dogs.
>>
>> I wonder what the symbol on the sign would be? A pie?
>
> heh heh heh in West Palm Beach, yes.
I am not even sure you need monkey butlers for that
kind of pie.
KittyP
"Sanford Manley" <manl...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> The Honorable Leebert <buddhash...@yahoo.com>
> commented:
> > The "Dogging" craze in London - having sex w/ strangers
> > in the park.
>
> The worst I ever did was jump the fence in the
> middle of the night at the community pool and
> have sex in the pool.
>
> I only want to have sex with strangers I know.
That would then be with strange friends most likely.
Plenty of those in here Sandy.
My worse thing was on one of those 6 ft granite tomb slabs in an
overgrown and abandoned-by-the-living Finnish cemetary.
Lazarhat
>
> "Sanford Manley" <manl...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:gk4db.46135$8j....@bignews4.bellsouth.net...
> > The Honorable Leebert <buddhash...@yahoo.com>
> > commented:
> > > The "Dogging" craze in London - having sex w/ strangers
> > > in the park.
> >
> > The worst I ever did was jump the fence in the
> > middle of the night at the community pool and
> > have sex in the pool.
> >
> > I only want to have sex with strangers I know.
>
> That would then be with strange friends most likely.
> Plenty of those in here Sandy.
>
> My worse thing was on one of those 6 ft granite tomb slabs in an
> overgrown and abandoned-by-the-living Finnish cemetary.
must...not...nooo...must not...NOOOOOO!
after he came did you finnish?
DOH!
stoopid brain!
William Hursthouse
wrote:
>
>"Sanford Manley" <manl...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
>news:gk4db.46135$8j....@bignews4.bellsouth.net...
>> The Honorable Leebert <buddhash...@yahoo.com>
>> commented:
>> > The "Dogging" craze in London - having sex w/ strangers
>> > in the park.
>>
>> The worst I ever did was jump the fence in the
>> middle of the night at the community pool and
>> have sex in the pool.
>>
>> I only want to have sex with strangers I know.
>
>That would then be with strange friends most likely.
>Plenty of those in here Sandy.
>
>My worse thing was on one of those 6 ft granite tomb slabs in an
>overgrown and abandoned-by-the-living Finnish cemetary.
>
wow! Cool!!
william (ummm, can I have yer number?)
KittyP
"William Hursthouse" <wil...@stupaSAMSARA.org.nz> wrote in message
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See what you started Sandy? I thought everyone would tell their worse
stories. Nope - just like going to a costume party and being the only one in
one!
Kirsten Bayes
> Plenty of those in here Sandy.
>
> My worse thing was on one of those 6 ft granite tomb slabs in an
> overgrown and abandoned-by-the-living Finnish cemetary.
>
I once did it in the middle of the road. Crazy times.
Best wishes
Kirsten
Messer Xin
(in message <vn9nmhs...@corp.supernews.com>):
>
> "Sanford Manley" <manl...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:gk4db.46135$8j....@bignews4.bellsouth.net...
>> The Honorable Leebert <buddhash...@yahoo.com>
>> commented:
>>> The "Dogging" craze in London - having sex w/ strangers
>>> in the park.
>>
>> The worst I ever did was jump the fence in the
>> middle of the night at the community pool and
>> have sex in the pool.
>>
>> I only want to have sex with strangers I know.
>
> That would then be with strange friends most likely. Plenty of those in here
> Sandy.
>
> My worse thing was on one of those 6 ft granite tomb slabs in an overgrown
> and abandoned-by-the-living Finnish cemetary.
My first romantic kiss was in a Jewish cemetary a friend of my cousin in
Detroit showed me -- we had to climb the wall to get there. I was talking all
kinds of trash out of nervousness, and my mouth went on automatic pilot as I
noticed how mythically beautiful the moonlight made her face. Suddenly, she
swept up from her seat on a tomb and into my arms, shutting me up with her
mouth and tongue and pressing her teenage body into mine, now instantly
aroused. Our arms encircled each other and we tried to deny the impossibility
of two bodies occupying the same space. She let me touch her more intimately
than I had ever touch a girl before, and I was thinking, as her hand
approached my yearning and enthusiastic manhood, how poetic to enact this
holy epitome of the ritual of life in an old cemetary, when she pulled off
and saidly accusingly, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE ALMOST DID?"
Uh-oh! It was then I learned that some girls can leave all of Catholic
conditioning behind, except for one rather big, important thing.
---Messer Xin
--
Nick Mancuso's character "Stingray" said it best when he was asked
by a stranger in need, "Why are you helping me?"
His response, "Because all we have are each other."
And that's the gospel truth. ---Bernie Cozier
Messer Xin
(in message <3f754477$0$264$cc9e...@news.dial.pipex.com>):
Top of a mountain, in a canoe, in a meadow one hour before a blizzard. In
twos and in threes and in fours and, once, in a full-blown (ahem) orgy -- all
of this all too seldom.
KittyP
"Messer Xin" <x...@woc.com.org> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 4:04:09 -0400, Kirsten Bayes wrote
> (in message <3f754477$0$264$cc9e...@news.dial.pipex.com>):
>
> >
> > "KittyP" <kitty...@msn.com> wrote in message
> > news:vn9nmhs...@corp.supernews.com...
> >>
> >> That would then be with strange friends most likely.
> >> Plenty of those in here Sandy.
> >>
> >> My worse thing was on one of those 6 ft granite tomb slabs in an
> >> overgrown and abandoned-by-the-living Finnish cemetary.
> >>
> >
> > I once did it in the middle of the road. Crazy times.
> >
> > Best wishes
> > Kirsten
>
> Top of a mountain, in a canoe, in a meadow one hour before a blizzard. In
> twos and in threes and in fours and, once, in a full-blown (ahem) orgy --
all
> of this all too seldom.
Thank you. I feel a whole lot better now.
Kitty
Leebert
> overgrown and abandoned-by-the-living Finnish cemetary.
Wild naked screaming session in a deep ravine (for Xin if he's reading
this, Big Branch in Vermont)... at 7 AM, with (surprise!!) a fly
fisherman less than 20 yds away.
Really really worse? Going out w/ 3 women at the same time & better
yet, being found out & finding the 3 of them sitting next to each
other at a party staring at me, each with a certain smile that made me
feel 1/2 inch long.
/leebert
Leebert
> Heck - this is a happening in the U.S. all the time. Rooster Rock State Park
> is our Pacific NW place. I have fond memories of picnics there with my
> parents in the 60s.
The '60's sure were liberated, but thouse sound like pretty wild
picnics to have with your parents.
> I have now become an anachronism... darn it all.
I'm coming up right behind you ... the mainstream press considers me a
baby boomer now. How did that happen? I listened to the Dead Kennedys
& Generation X!
Hmmm. Labels, stereotypes....
> Kitty
/leebert
Beth
> "KittyP" <kitty...@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:<vn9nmhs...@corp.supernews.com>...
>
>
>> My worse thing was on one of those 6 ft
>> granite tomb slabs in an overgrown and
>> abandoned-by-the-living Finnish cemetary.
>
>
> Wild naked screaming session in a deep ravine
> (for Xin if he's reading this, Big Branch in
> Vermont)... at 7 AM, with (surprise!!) a fly
> fisherman less than 20 yds away.
November afternoon, in the middle of a bird
sanctuary, with the old ladies on their
constitutionals just over the sand dunes.
There is no such thing as romantic sex on a beach.
Not unless you make real sure the blanket's a
hunnert percent sand free first. (ouch)
--
Beth
(remove the, uh, "knot" to send me e-mail !-)
Pete Watters
I dunno, Lee, we all think you're pretty fly for a white guy...
Pete
KittyP
"Beth" <EjelichJ!@netscape.net> wrote in message
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Add to that cocoa butter and everyone's in real trouble
Kitty
KittyP
It says a lot that they only smiled and didn't actually use boltcutters to
make you 1/2 inch long? :)
Messer Xin
(in message <RzDdb.616760$uu5.100428@sccrnsc04>):
> There is no such thing as romantic sex on a beach.
>
> Not unless you make real sure the blanket's a hunnert percent sand free
> first. (ouch)
Way long ago, my college roommate asked me if I knew why women hated to drink
beer on the beach. He informed me: "They hate to get sand in their Schlitz."
---Messer Xin ("Yes, pretty bad . . . but ontopic!")
--
"We really need to get Tinky Winky on here (and, you know,
all drunk and giggly). Then we'd find out the truth. The truth, and more."
---Kirsten Bayes, True Queen of
England
and Empress of the Known Universe
Messer Xin
(in message <vne7uv2...@corp.supernews.com>):
>> Wild naked screaming session in a deep ravine (for Xin if he's reading
>> this, Big Branch in Vermont)
Where dat at, townwise?
>> ... at 7 AM, with (surprise!!) a fly
>> fisherman less than 20 yds away.
Why surprise? Hunters and fishers abound in any odd corner at any time.
>> Really really worse? Going out w/ 3 women at the same time & better
>> yet, being found out & finding the 3 of them sitting next to each
>> other at a party staring at me, each with a certain smile that made me
>> feel 1/2 inch long.
>>
>> /leebert
That's what you get for violating the first, second, and third rule of
polyamory: "Stay honest and open with anyone and everyone you're involved
with."
Or you'll be fucking sorrrrrry!
Kitty:
> It says a lot that they only smiled and didn't actually use boltcutters to
> make you 1/2 inch long? :)
Reminds me of something Tom Rush said at the Boston Folk Festival. He was
talking about the colorful language his NH neighbor used, and gave the
example of his comments on the effects of an extreme cold snap on parts of
the male anatomy: "Ayup! Shriveled up like a stack o' dimes! About thirty
cents' worth!"
You got off lucky.
Messer Xin
(in message <absfg-4292DE....@news.west.cox.net>):
>> Hmmm. Labels, stereotypes....
>
> I dunno, Lee, we all think you're pretty fly for a white guy...
Driving home from Boston today, after taking in the religio-aesthetic treat
of Divine Liturgy at my parents' Orthodox Christian church, I thought I'd
take in a local powwow at Jamaica Plain. Bought some CDs, including one from
an intriguing singer/musician who lives at Mashpee on the Cape. (She gave me
her email address . . . OK, so it was on a business card.) Another CD I
bought was by a Mohawk who did traditional songs with production Phil Spector
would be proud of. On the way home, I listened to the Afro-Pop show on WUMB,
which was featuring Latin Alternative music -- imagine Rueben Blades gone
hiphop and ska! Came home to find my Chilean roomer (my cousin's
brother-in-law) back from a visit home and presenting me with a bottle of
Gato Carmenère, a cheeky little red much like fine chianti, but a touch
sweeter.
When we first got to this country, my parents thought it was amazingly
strange. So did I, even at two and a half. And much of it was not enjoyable,
like the racism, which would have been boring if it wasn't potentially
dangerous. Nowadays, I like the weirdness of all this cultural juxtaposition
-- there's way more to marvel at than to be afraid of, though there's still
too much of that. But I wouldn't even try to be fly -- being that eccentric
old guy down the road is good enough for me!
---Messer Xin ("Nobody rings *my* door on Halloween!")
--
as for makin him a god
well he didnt have much use for gods
cuz all they do is stare in a mirror
marvelling at their own creation
kinda hard to strike up a conversation with people like that ya know
---dar
Leebert
> There is no such thing as romantic sex on a beach.
Oh geez, not come back with a "me too...," but that was another time I
was caught in the consensual act of extra friendly congressional
relations with a female of the other persuasion... um, actually, one
of the 3 ladies w/ the boltcutting smiles I mentioned previously.
We were on Cape San Blas (or was it St. George's Island?) in the
Floribama Panhandle. Back in 1985 a hurricane had just passed through
& there was nary a soul on the beach. Little did we know they
permitted vehicles on the beach... so as fate would have it, up comes
a jeep driven by a guy with a big huge-assed grin on his face w/ the
quintessential Bob Dobbs pipe dangling from his grinning teeth & his
otherhalf in the passenger seat with her head down, face buried in her
hands... We said "Oh shit," and then we smiled and waved back at the
nice man as he drove right on past...
And you're right... sand really is counterproductive toward the
objective of physical romance...
That was a weird trip... the local population of racoons were
ravenous, no campers to feed them for the previous 2 weeks (hurricane
mess). I tried to chase them off the picnic table and out of our
camping space, beaned one on the head w/ a bottle, sent the poor lil'
thing into convulsions. We ate cold camping food.
/leebert
Leebert
> "Leebert" <buddhash...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:e2d95f55.03092...@posting.google.com...
> > Really really worse? Going out w/ 3 women at the same time & better
> > yet, being found out & finding the 3 of them sitting next to each
> > other at a party staring at me, each with a certain smile that made me
> > feel 1/2 inch long.
> >
> It says a lot that they only smiled and didn't actually use boltcutters to
> make you 1/2 inch long? :)
Each wore a bolt-cutting smile on her face.
/leebert ( the memory still makes me shrivel.... )
leebert
> On Sun, 28 Sep 2003 13:52:34 -0400, KittyP wrote
> (in message <vne7uv2...@corp.supernews.com>):
>
> >> Wild naked screaming session in a deep ravine (for Xin if he's reading
> >> this, Big Branch in Vermont)
>
> Where dat at, townwise?
East of Danby (had to look it up... was 14 years ago last time I was
there...)
http://www.zoaroutdoor.com/images/big-branch-800.gif
> That's what you get for violating the first, second, and third rule of
> polyamory: "Stay honest and open with anyone and everyone you're involved
> with."
Rules? What rules? I wasn't violating any rules of polyamory, I was chasing
ass (violating other rules....). This was 20 years ago, the only polyamory I
knew of was an open marriage in the SCA and lacking common sense, I didn't
see I needed anybody's permission. Besides, things just kinda kept happening
that way. I smiled, they invited me in for a drink. Problem was, I kept
showing up and they kept letting me in.
You can guess what other kinds o' trouble I got into 20 years ago, back in
the days when I walked around with a woody 24 hours per day.
> You got off lucky.
OK, pa. Now can I have the keys?
/leebert ( Ahhhhh, glory days..... )
dt
Obviously ladies with restraint.
As opposed to ladies with restraints.
DT
dt
> "Messer Xin" <x...@woc.com.org> wrote in message
> news:0001HW.BB9B9E35...@news.east.earthlink.net...
>
>>On Sat, 27 Sep 2003 4:04:09 -0400, Kirsten Bayes wrote
>>(in message <3f754477$0$264$cc9e...@news.dial.pipex.com>):
>>
>>
>>>"KittyP" <kitty...@msn.com> wrote in message
>>>news:vn9nmhs...@corp.supernews.com...
>>>
>>>>That would then be with strange friends most likely.
>>>>Plenty of those in here Sandy.
>>>>
>>>>My worse thing was on one of those 6 ft granite tomb slabs in an
>>>>overgrown and abandoned-by-the-living Finnish cemetary.
>>>>
>>>
>>>I once did it in the middle of the road. Crazy times.
>>>
>>>Best wishes
>>>Kirsten
>>
>>Top of a mountain, in a canoe, in a meadow one hour before a blizzard. In
>>twos and in threes and in fours and, once, in a full-blown (ahem) orgy --
>
> all
>
>>of this all too seldom.
>
>
> Thank you. I feel a whole lot better now.
> Kitty
Did you know that if two people are wearing matching lifejackets that
zip up the front, that they'll also zip together like a double sleeping
bag? Then if you're in the deep part of the Guadalupe, you can just
float along......
Oh, there was also neck-deep in Lake Texoma, with the girl scout camp
conselor (on her day off, no girl scouts around--what sort of preevert
do you take me for?) with lots of folks 40 yards away....
DT
KittyP
"dt" <ddott...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote in message
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You must be a water sign in the horrorscopes :)
dt
Actually, I'm an Aries.
I am, however, a Water Dragon in the Chinese scheme.
DT
Messer Xin
(in message <bl9rd5$h0v$1...@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu>):
> I am, however, a Water Dragon in the Chinese scheme.
"Chinese scheme"! Oh shit, Dale! We're in for it now! As if Kirsten blacking
out the entire continent of Europe wasn't enough!
---Messer Xin