Guys don't be disappointed,
I'm not gonna lie, this email was gonna be a lil' chaotic. Not a lil', very very chaotic. I personally think it was my best email yet, but keep in mind I have ADHD, and it is 👏unmedicated👏. I realized it probably wouldn't have been a good idea to send it. If your curious about some of my favorite parts of that email, I used the word schmuck once or twice, I referred to myself as a "caffeinated raccoon," and how these emails are "pure improvisational chaos, beamed straight from my overstimulated brain. And whatever cocktail of caffeine and unearned confidence I’m running on that day."
A big bummer, I know. But to be honest, I don't want to get in trouble. My dislike for being reprimanded outweighs my love for chaos. Even I (shockingly) have my limits.
But need not worry, the newsletter still came with this email! You can still read that and catch up on things. And next week I'll come back with something fun. If you want the full email I was going to send, send me a message and I'll respond to it if I remember.
So enjoy this quiet time and read a book or something. Touch grass while you're at it, for your sake and mine (but mostly yours).