Eye In The Pyramid Spotted In The Wild

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Apr 10, 2026, 10:00:07 AMApr 10

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SJ Games Daily Illuminator for April 10, 2026

Eye In The Pyramid Spotted In The Wild

It appears that my local Panda Express is affiliated with the Illuminati! I spotted this sign on their door when I was there for some delicious mushroom chicken.

The sign is actually from a local security service – perhaps they are the actual Illuminati? Security sounds more like the Illuminati's specialty than Chinese food, after all. But whichever one it is, they're clearly warning us not to mess with them. Just eat the tasty, tasty food and don't rob the place!