Happy Holidays, OBRA! If you're pulling your (leg) hair out trying to think of the perfect, last-minute gift that will definitely not arrive in time for Christmas, boy do we have good news:
TCD 2026 Calendars are here!
Yes, OBRA's "favorite" cycling team is here with the gift that keeps on giving. Enjoy page-after-page of gloriously THIQ, yet tasteful portraits of those pink tiger striped wonders of the peloton! Best of all, this collector's item is going for just $30 and is guaranteed to give you more gains on your next training ride.
"I recommend everyone buy at least two just to be safe. No, three. Triples is best"
-Chuck Kenlan**
To order, simply drop us a DM on our Instagram page (@thiqcritdaddiez) or email
rasa...@gmail.com to work out Venmo or whatever. DON'T DELAY! Supplies are limited and going fast!
**I have a legal obligation to inform you that Chuck did not, in fact, endorse this calendar YET but we haven't been cancelled yet so that's something