The Balrog Was Wigless!
Öjevind Lång
Öjevind
Bill O'Meally
"Öjevind Lång" <ojevin...@swipnet.se> wrote in message
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> Live with it, you hairists!
Utter nonsense!!!! It was a shadowy toupee!!!!!1111!!!11
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Bill
"Wise fool"
Gandalf, THE TWO TOWERS
Andrea Wojtewicz
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Andrea
"It's not getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got," Cheryl Crow
lyrics
andr...@earthlink.net
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notbob
> Let me get a hold of him and work my magic!
Hair Club for Demons
Andrea Wojtewicz
"notbob" <not...@nothome.com> wrote in message
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> In article <2III9.1747>
> Hair Club for Demons
Head and shadowy appendages
Lorien haircolor
Just for Orcs haircolor
Fantastic Sam's
I would call my shop "The Best Little Hairhouse in the Shire". : )
Öjevind Lång
> "notbob" <not...@nothome.com> wrote in message
> news:f5KI9.277102$NH2.18556@sccrnsc01...
> > In article <2III9.1747>
> > Hair Club for Demons
>
> Head and shadowy appendages
> Lorien haircolor
> Just for Orcs haircolor
> Fantastic Sam's
>
>
> I would call my shop "The Best Little Hairhouse in the Shire". : )
And afterwards, the customers could have tea at Goldberry's.
Öjevind
Flame of the West
Why can't you just accept what Tolkien says? It's clear
from the text that the Balrog had a huge dark wig like
an enormous shadow.
--
-- FotW
"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door."
Ahma
>"Öjevind Lång" wrote:
>
>Why can't you just accept what Tolkien says? It's clear
>from the text that the Balrog had a huge dark wig like
>an enormous shadow.
But was it a shadowy afro or not?
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Ahma Arestel
Morgil
Ahma kirjoitti viestissä <92DF4385...@80.222.185.22>...
Here we go with the racism-accusations again...
Morgil
Öjevind Lång
With dreadlocks to inspire dread?
Öjevind
Andrea Wojtewicz
>
> With dreadlocks to inspire dread?
>
Count Menelvagor
>
> > Let me get a hold of him and work my magic!
>
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ,,,
> Hair Club for Demons
We are NOT demons!
notbob
> notbob <not...@nothome.com> wrote in message news:<f5KI9.277102$NH2.18556@sccrnsc01>...
>
>
> We are NOT demons!
We are Devo?
nb
the softrat
What's the diff, Jack?
the softrat "He who rubs owls"
the Zulu Princess
mailto:sof...@pobox.com
--
Visualize using your turn signal.
Öjevind Lång
> "Öjevind Lång" <ojevin...@swipnet.se> wrote in message
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> >
> > With dreadlocks to inspire dread?
> >
> And his wife sporting a nice pixie.
What is a pixie in this cntext? It sounds rather cute.
Öjevind
Count Menelvagor
More like Evo ...
Andrea Wojtewicz
Oh, it's a very short, boyish haircut, first named in the sixties, I think.
Sandy Duncan wore one (especially when she played Peter Pan).
Öjevind Lång
> "Öjevind Lång" <ojevin...@swipnet.se> wrote in message
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> > "Andrea Wojtewicz" <andr...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> >
> > > "Öjevind Lång" <ojevin...@swipnet.se> wrote in message
> > > news:ksQI9.1812$Y04....@nntpserver.swip.net...
> > > >
> > > > With dreadlocks to inspire dread?
> > > >
> > > And his wife sporting a nice pixie.
> >
> > What is a pixie in this cntext? It sounds rather cute.
>
> Oh, it's a very short, boyish haircut, first named in the sixties, I
think.
> Sandy Duncan wore one (especially when she played Peter Pan).
So then Mr and Mrs Balrog can walk arodn town, sporting their nice hairdos
and their pink fluffy slippers.
Öjevind
Andrea Wojtewicz
With whips in hand!
Laurie Forbes
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hairdos
> > and their pink fluffy slippers.
> With whips in hand!
And wings carefully tied back so as not to knock over the delicate,
expensive glass knick-knacks when they browse in fancy gift shops.
Banazir the Jedi Hobbit
> notbob <not...@nothome.com> devoed:
>> Count Menelvagor distinguished:
>>> notbob demonized:
>>>
>>>> Hair Club for Demons
>>>
>>> We are NOT demons!
>>
>> We are Devo?
>
> More like Evo ...
We watch TiVo?
--
Banazir
(cllo, an astral TiVo)
Öjevind Lång
I think it is cruel to force the poor, poor angels who run the gift shops to
tie up their wings like that. But we already knew Balrogs are eViol.
Öjevind
Count Menelvagor
> Count Menelvagor evolved:
> > notbob <not...@nothome.com> devoed:
> >> Count Menelvagor distinguished:
> >>> notbob demonized:
> >>>
> >>>> Hair Club for Demons
> >>>
> >>> We are NOT demons!
> >>
> >> We are Devo?
> >
> > More like Evo ...
>
> We watch TiVo?
/me don't watch that stuff ne-vo.
Donald Shepherd
<ojevin...@swipnet.se> alleged...
Well, seeing as though Balrogs are merely fallen angels, one would hope
that they too are bound by the same wing-ties.
--
Donald Shepherd
<donald_...@hotmail.com>
"One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that
you can't utter."
Öjevind Lång
[snip]
> > I think it is cruel to force the poor, poor angels who run the gift
shops to
> > tie up their wings like that. But we already knew Balrogs are eViol.
>
> Well, seeing as though Balrogs are merely fallen angels, one would hope
> that they too are bound by the same wing-ties.
Have you ever seen that old newsreel showing how they snipped off Dreyfus'
officer's insignia? In the same way, the Balrogs were lined up and had their
wings snipped before they were booted out of Heaven.
Öjevind
T. T. Arvind
> Have you ever seen that old newsreel showing how they snipped off Dreyfus'
> officer's insignia? In the same way, the Balrogs were lined up and had their
> wings snipped before they were booted out of Heaven.
Trimmed, my dear comrade Lång, trimmed. To conform to the latest
aerodynamically fashionable featherstyle that had taken the Undying Lands
by storm at that time.
And a grand sight they were! A thousand Balrogs, their fluffy pink
slippers gleaming rosily in the last light of the evening sun, their
wing-feathers arrayed in fetching pixie-bangs, their burnished whips
flicking through the air in unision, as they screamed their last defiant
challenge to Manwe ("#@$^%&*"!~~^£$€!") before flying out to Udun. A
scene so poetically captured in the poet's immortal lines:
"Trim, groomers, trim, send the wild feathers blowing,
And ascend, balrogs, ascend, soaring, soaring, soaring."
A moment never to be forgotten.
Meneldil
Count Menelvagor
Bha, did knot! You mlorats and stuff have such crude "nideas" aboutn
us taht it's no wonder the Balrong deabates in the gnusgroumps are so
... silly.