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smarter_than_you

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Aug 13, 2003, 11:50:18 PM8/13/03
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1) Python made me rich
2) Python saved my life
3) Python changed my mind

put them on T-shirts. Collect all three!!

Graham Fawcett

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Aug 14, 2003, 12:28:58 AM8/14/03
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smarter_than_you wrote:

how about

I'm not really a wizard, I just use Python

or (untested, but I think it's right)

s/(perl|java|vba|c(#|\+\+|)?)/python/g

or, with apologies to Clarke,

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python

-- Graham

Michael Peuser

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Aug 14, 2003, 2:41:40 AM8/14/03
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"Graham Fawcett" <faw...@teksavvy.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:mailman.1060835422...@python.org...

> smarter_than_you wrote:
>
> >1) Python made me rich
> >2) Python saved my life
> >3) Python changed my mind
> >
> >put them on T-shirts. Collect all three!!
> >
> >
> how about
>
> I'm not really a wizard, I just use Python
>
> or (untested, but I think it's right)
>
> s/(perl|java|vba|c(#|\+\+|)?)/python/g

.. but - as *any* regex - can be improved:
s/\b(perl|java|vba?|c(#|\+\+|)?)/python/gi

Kindly
Michael P

Alan Kennedy

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Aug 14, 2003, 6:08:00 AM8/14/03
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Graham Fawcett wrote:

> or, with apologies to Clarke,
>
> "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python"

I *really* like this one.

Only problem is, you have to be a sci-fi head to get it: No problem
for me: I've been reading Arthur C. Clarke since I was 8 years old.

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Michele Simionato

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Aug 14, 2003, 8:01:50 AM8/14/03
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Graham Fawcett <faw...@teksavvy.com> wrote in message news:<mailman.1060835422...@python.org>...

> or, with apologies to Clarke,
>
> Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python
>
This one is great! ;)


M.

Skip Montanaro

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Aug 14, 2003, 8:45:20 AM8/14/03
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>> s/(perl|java|vba|c(#|\+\+|)?)/python/g

Michael> .. but - as *any* regex - can be improved:
Michael> s/\b(perl|java|vba?|c(#|\+\+|)?)/python/gi

We ought to at least use Python for this

re.sub(r"(?i)\b(perl|java|vba?|c(#|\+\+|)?)", "python")

>>> import re
>>> s = "vba vb perl java vba vb c# c c++"
>>> re.sub(r"(?i)\b(perl|java|vba?|c(#|\+\+)?)", "python", s)
'python python python python python python python python python'

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Matt Smith

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Aug 14, 2003, 9:02:26 AM8/14/03
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Alan Kennedy <ala...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<3F3B5F80...@hotmail.com>...

> Graham Fawcett wrote:
>
> > or, with apologies to Clarke,
> >
> > "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python"
>
> I *really* like this one.
>
> Only problem is, you have to be a sci-fi head to get it: No problem
> for me: I've been reading Arthur C. Clarke since I was 8 years old.
>
> regards,

those all suck,

how about.....

Get wrapped up in python

nah thats shit too, emmm

how about.....

Python is your daddy

no equally shit

how about.....

The high level programming language in front is Python...

oh dear...think i might just leave it there..

;P

matt.

Peter Hansen

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Aug 14, 2003, 9:28:30 AM8/14/03
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Matt Smith wrote:
>
> Alan Kennedy <ala...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<3F3B5F80...@hotmail.com>...
> > Graham Fawcett wrote:
> >
> > > or, with apologies to Clarke,
> > >
> > > "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python"
> >
> > I *really* like this one.
> >
> > Only problem is, you have to be a sci-fi head to get it: No problem
> > for me: I've been reading Arthur C. Clarke since I was 8 years old.
> >
> > regards,
>
> those all suck,
>
> how about.....
>
> Get wrapped up in python
>
> nah thats shit too, emmm

I once tried out "Wrap Python around your problem and crush it!"

Yours is shorter though.

(Not that length matters! ;-)

-Peter

Sean Ross

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Aug 14, 2003, 9:24:13 AM8/14/03
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Python. Not just for kids.(TM) <wink>
Python. Simply Beautiful.

Nick Vargish

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Aug 14, 2003, 9:47:52 AM8/14/03
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Graham Fawcett <faw...@teksavvy.com> writes:

> or, with apologies to Clarke,
>
> Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python

I'd wear that on a T-shirt. Or, with apologies to Sturgeon:

90% of code is crud
The rest is Python

Nick

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F. GEIGER

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Aug 14, 2003, 10:32:14 AM8/14/03
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Years ago I read in Usenet "Less code, more results". Was it in a VB group?
I forgot. Anyway, it really applies to Python.

"Python - less code, more results".

Cheers
Franz

"smarter_than_you" <dave...@yahoo.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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Sean Ross

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Aug 14, 2003, 11:29:36 AM8/14/03
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Python. Fat Free Programming


Graham Fawcett

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Aug 14, 2003, 10:53:40 AM8/14/03
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Nick Vargish wrote:

>Graham Fawcett <faw...@teksavvy.com> writes:
>
>
>
>>or, with apologies to Clarke,
>>
>> Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python
>>
>>
>
>I'd wear that on a T-shirt. Or, with apologies to Sturgeon:
>
> 90% of code is crud
> The rest is Python
>
>

Brilliant. I'd wear that one on a T-shirt, too.

Actually, I'd probably get a big tattoo with both of 'em, and stop
wearing T-shirts...

-- G


Peter Hansen

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Aug 14, 2003, 12:18:46 PM8/14/03
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Sean Ross wrote:
>
> Python. Fat Free Programming

Please use a hyphen in the right place, or we'll all be
overweight and unpaid!

"Fat-free Programming"

-Peter

smarter_than_you

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Aug 14, 2003, 12:45:20 PM8/14/03
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Peter Hansen <pe...@engcorp.com> wrote in message > > Get wrapped up in python

> >
> > nah thats shit too, emmm
>
> I once tried out "Wrap Python around your problem and crush it!"
>

how about this --

Python:
It's a wrap

(maybe you have to have been in the film/TV industry to get it)

Dave Kuhlman

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Aug 14, 2003, 1:29:47 PM8/14/03
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Graham Fawcett wrote:

[snip]

>> 90% of code is crud
>> The rest is Python
>>
>>

I'd like to suggest that someone make a collection of these
slogans and put them in the Python Wiki or the Python Web site.
Wasn't there a slogan contest at Python 10? What happened to that
list of slogans?

By the way, at one time I found a set of Python icons that could
be freely used, for example on Web sites. Is that still
available? I couldn't find it. If it still exists, perhaps the
list of Python slogans could be placed next to that (for some
meaning of "next to" that makes sense on the Web).

Dave

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Mike Kier

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Aug 14, 2003, 1:32:10 PM8/14/03
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"My code doesn't run...
...It slithers! - Python"

--
Mike Kier
HP Consulting & Integration Services
Cincinnati, OH, USA
mike...@hp.com


Christian Tismer

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Aug 14, 2003, 1:38:34 PM8/14/03
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F. GEIGER wrote:

> Years ago I read in Usenet "Less code, more results". Was it in a VB group?
> I forgot. Anyway, it really applies to Python.
>
> "Python - less code, more results".

Reminds me of some sentence of mine if a different
context (long thread about some work which didn't happen)

"less words, more code"

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Dave Benjamin

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Aug 14, 2003, 2:38:29 PM8/14/03
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3 more slogans:

1. Python: Taste programming again for the first time. (apologies to Kellog)
2. If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be Python. <3.1415 wink>
3. Python: Rehab for the semicolon.

Dave

Simon Bayling

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Aug 14, 2003, 2:39:27 PM8/14/03
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I also like the Clarke one.
With apologies to Honda,

"Isn't it nice when things just work?"

>> or, with apologies to Clarke,
>>
>> "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from Python"
>
> I *really* like this one.

Simon.

A.M. Kuchling

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Aug 14, 2003, 2:53:41 PM8/14/03
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On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 10:29:47 -0700,
Dave Kuhlman <dkuh...@rexx.com> wrote:
> By the way, at one time I found a set of Python icons that could
> be freely used, for example on Web sites. Is that still
> available? I couldn't find it. If it still exists, perhaps the

http://www.python.org/community/logos.html, perhaps?

--amk

Simon Callan

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Aug 14, 2003, 1:42:44 PM8/14/03
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In message <3F3B5F80...@hotmail.com>
Alan Kennedy <ala...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Graham Fawcett wrote:
>
> > or, with apologies to Clarke,
> >
> > "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from
> > Python"
>
> I *really* like this one.
>
> Only problem is, you have to be a sci-fi head to get it: No problem
> for me: I've been reading Arthur C. Clarke since I was 8 years old.

You could always go for the classic variant on Clarke's statement:
"Any technology distinguishable from Python is insufficiently advanced"

Simon

Irmen de Jong

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Aug 14, 2003, 5:06:02 PM8/14/03
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Simon Callan wrote:

> You could always go for the classic variant on Clarke's statement:
> "Any technology distinguishable from Python is insufficiently advanced"
>

Hehe, Simon, thanks for that one! It made me laugh aloud :-)

But seriously, I don't think it is well suited for a slogan.
In my opinion, you should only speak about your own product
(python) and not about other people's products (in a negative
way). So slogan-wise, I like the original variation better.

--Irmen

Raymond Hettinger

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Aug 15, 2003, 1:07:28 AM8/15/03
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> "My code doesn't run...
> ...It slithers! - Python"

People who have suffered from poor quality software might not
be attracted to something that says its "code doesn't run."


Raymond Hettinger


Andy Bulka

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Aug 18, 2003, 1:02:12 AM8/18/03
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I like the The Four Noble Truths of Python website
http://www.pauahtun.org/4nobletruthsofpython.html

which includes

The origin of suffering lies in the use of not-Python.

and others.

-Andy Bulka
http://www.atug.com/andypatterns

Brandon J. Van Every

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Aug 18, 2003, 3:44:21 AM8/18/03
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Andy Bulka wrote:
> I like the The Four Noble Truths of Python website
> http://www.pauahtun.org/4nobletruthsofpython.html

Is Perl really the enemy? I don't see Microsoft backing Perl.

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Brandon Van Every Seattle, WA

20% of the world is real.
80% is gobbledygook we make up inside our own heads.

POYEN OP Olivier (DCL)

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Aug 18, 2003, 7:28:28 AM8/18/03
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> -----Message d'origine-----
> De : smarter_than_you [mailto:dave...@yahoo.com]
> Envoyé : jeudi 14 août 2003 18:45
> À : pytho...@python.org
> Objet : 3 new slogans
>


Almost quoting some French commercial:

"Le Python, c'est bon".


---OPQ

Nick Vargish

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Aug 19, 2003, 9:46:22 AM8/19/03
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"Brandon J. Van Every" <vane...@3DProgrammer.com> writes:

> Is Perl really the enemy? I don't see Microsoft backing Perl.

I've got to say that BJVE actually has a point here. If there's one
thing about the Python community that I've found perturbing, it's the
attitude that "Perl is evil".

Perl has many flaws, and I'm very glad I've done a s/Perl/Python/ in
my own life, but Perl has been a useful tool and continues to be one
of the main drivers of open source acceptance. Antagonism towards Perl
just makes us look like cranks.

I'm all in favor of Python advocacy, but I much prefer conversion by
example rather than sword.

The other implication of BJVE's post is that Microsoft is the
enemy. I'll save that for a different post...

Simon Brunning

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Aug 19, 2003, 9:53:25 AM8/19/03
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> From: Nick Vargish [SMTP:nav+...@bandersnatch.org]

> I'm all in favor of Python advocacy, but I much prefer conversion by
> example rather than sword.

Kill them all. Guido will recognise his own.

Cheers,
Simon Brunning
TriSystems Ltd.
sbru...@trisystems.co.uk


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Mark Jackson

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Aug 19, 2003, 2:50:00 PM8/19/03
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There's one at the bottom of http://www.python.org/doc/Summary.html:

Python - why settle for snake oil when you can have the whole snake?

Hey, *I'd* buy the T-shirt! :-)

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