#1 Callahan Nomineee Stu Smalheiser
Stuart A Smalheiser
I have been getting a lot of interest from people recently pertaining to
my status as a Callahan Nominee. I really want to set the record straight.
As of March 28, I formally declare my intentions for the men's College MVP
award. I know that many of you do not really know who I am other than my
posts to rec.sport.disc and frankly I really want to keep it that way. In
the comming weeks I will post stories of my favorite ultimate expereinces
and how I have handled interesting and difficult situations. I truly
believe that I am the best player in the nation and desrerve to win the
Callahan.
As an added bonus, if I win I promise NEVER to post to rec.sport.disc
again. Period. No whitty retorts, no flames. Nothing. No other candidate
to date has come out with a platform for winning the Callahan and I truly
believe that it will revolutionize the campaign process.
I hope that this brief introduction concerning my intentions helps
clarify my position and further strenghtens my march towards the Callahan
award.
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Stu Smalheiser
UPenn '98
Robert H Olson
Stuart A Smalheiser (smal...@mail2.sas.upenn.edu) wrote:
: I hope that this brief introduction concerning my intentions helps
: clarify my position and further strenghtens my march towards the Callahan
: award.
An inevitable march indeed. I pity the poor fool who has
to compete with Stu as National MVP.
Toodles,
Fabio
Smalheiser for Callahan Campaign Manager
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Robert H. Olson Anthropology Major
University of Pennsylvania Linguistics Minor
UPenn Ultimate #4 Proud Wisconsinite
BE LOUD
But you're still from void.
void still sucks.
and you're running your own nomination?
whasshisname did better last year for Mr. Clean.
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toaster
scars on knees?
Stuart A Smalheiser
BE LOUD (toas...@primenet.com) wrote:
: and you're running your own nomination?
I am not. my campaign manager Rob Olsen is running my campaign, but I
thought it would be appropriate for me to state my intentions publically.
What other candidate has formally announced their intentions for making
the Callahan?
Robert H Olson
Stuart A Smalheiser (smal...@mail1.sas.upenn.edu) wrote:
: BE LOUD (toas...@primenet.com) wrote:
Order your "Smalheiser for Callahan" bumper stickers today! Send
$5 and a self addressed stamped envelope to:
"Smalheiser for Callahan"
c/o Rob Olson
Box 608
3702 Spruce Street
Philadelphia, Pa 19104-6012
Bill Burns
With a name like "Smalheiser", he must be a handler and not a puller, since
small hyzer would tend to turn a longer throw over... :)
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Bill "ex-Czar" Burns
Robert H Olson <r...@mail1.sas.upenn.edu> wrote in article
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> Stuart A Smalheiser (smal...@mail1.sas.upenn.edu) wrote:
> : BE LOUD (toas...@primenet.com) wrote:
>
> : : and you're running your own nomination?
>
> : I am not. my campaign manager Rob Olsen is running my campaign, but I
> : thought it would be appropriate for me to state my intentions
publically.
> : What other candidate has formally announced their intentions for making
> : the Callahan?
>
> Order your "Smalheiser for Callahan" bumper stickers today! Send
> $5 and a self addressed stamped envelope to:
> "Smalheiser for Callahan"
> c/o Rob Olson
> Box 608
> 3702 Spruce Street
> Philadelphia, Pa 19104-6012
>
>
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Stuart A Smalheiser
Bill Burns (discg...@usaREMOVETHIS.net) wrote:
: With a name like "Smalheiser", he must be a handler and not a puller, since
: small hyzer would tend to turn a longer throw over... :)
: --
: Bill "ex-Czar" Burns
I'm everything you ever wished for in an ultimate player...
Bill Burns
You're an 18 YO woman with long blonde hair?
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Bill "ex-Czar" Burns
Stuart A Smalheiser <smal...@mail1.sas.upenn.edu> wrote in article
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Stuart A Smalheiser
Bill Burns (discg...@usaREMOVETHIS.net) wrote:
: You're an 18 YO woman with long blonde hair?
No, I'm a sheep with three leggs...
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Stu Smalheiser
UPenn '98
Remember to write in a vote for Stu for Callahan.
I'd rather preach than practice...
Bill Burns
I don't get it. Why is a sheep with 3 leg(g)s a great ulty player? Or is
this some inside ultimate, or a sexual joke?
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Bill "ex-Czar" Burns
Stuart A Smalheiser <smal...@mail1.sas.upenn.edu> wrote in article
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Stuart A Smalheiser
Bill Burns (discg...@usaREMOVETHIS.net) wrote:
: I don't get it. Why is a sheep with 3 leg(g)s a great ulty player? Or is
: this some inside ultimate, or a sexual joke?
: --
'Nuff said...