-G- Reporting in from the Con...
jonathan mccall
it so much. It started with just a little Safety Dance, and quickly spun
out of control into something monstrous.
But in a good way of course.
So. Many. Nifty. People.
I'm.
Overstimulated.
G'night.
--
Jonathan
Nadyne Mielke
attention, jonathan mccall <radi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
:G'night.
Another report from the Con ...
Michael has been Voted Off the Island. Don't ask me, I have no idea
why, it seems to have something to do with ending up in the wrong city
to get dinner.
I have a thousand Con Crushes again this year. No, I won't tell you
who they are. I will tell you that I'm crushing on bloody well nearly
90% of the attendees.
Angela has done an -amazing- job at cat-herding.
Angela has further done an -amazing- job at finding us a hotel.
Everything has gone smashingly well. Angela, you are the goddess of
Con organizers. You have done the best job of all of us. :*
Damian is one of the most handsome men I've ever met.
I adore Dom and Nichole. They're my favorite couple of the Con.
Ben is my hero, my protector.
The bad news of the Con: Christie, one of our non-rmta'ers who braved
the Con, managed to fall (it was Dom's fault!) and did some damage to
her knee. With the help of Rich, Jonathan, and her friend Kelly, they
went to the Duke hospital and got her some crutches and a knee brace.
There's so much more, but it's 4am and I got less than five hours of
sleep last night, so I'll give up for now.
/nad
jonathan mccall
(snip all - piggybacking)
Might as well try and keep the thread proliferation down... :)
Anyway, the Con's winding down, people are departing, and being
practically immobilized by dancing-related injuries has given me some
opportunities to reflect on my first con...
Well, I had a -blast-. Despite an initial bout of shyness that
triggered an episode of stuttering, I had a truly great time meeting everybody...
First things first: all praise and honor to the Con organizers, who
busted humps to bring off an operation which combines all the more
difficult aspects of storming Omaha beach with a brigade of anarchists.
And also to everyone who shouldered various responsibilites, such as
getting the auction together and dj-ing and all. If I could, I'd borrow
Koert's topper just so I could tip it to y'all.
You guys _rawk_.
- Angela: <bow>
{{{{{{{{{higs}}}}}}}}
The rest is just going to be a bunch of rambling impressions:
- Aimee has an uncanny knack for calling people when they are still
groggily asleep. I think it must be the key to how she gets them to her
nefarious bidding. I could also have cheerfully gone to my grave
without knowing what a Hot Carl is. But, as they say, knowledge is power...
- Hyoun is breathtaking in a cocktail dress. He's also got mysterious
powers of teleportation.
- 'drew needs to relocate to NC, so we can go get bombed at He's Not and
talk about books. :)
- One of the most frightening discoveries I made at the Con is that Ben
doesn't rehearse those puns of his, folks. That stuff is going down in
real time. The guy actually _thinks_ like that...
-I found myself coveting several Con-goers articles of clothing,
including Pom's cloak, Dom's shirt, Koert's tux, and Colin's kilt.
- I really look up to Michael the Polar Bear. Literally. :) Plus, he's
a fly dj.
- Jeni's bad example led to me spending so much on cds this weekend, I'm
prolly gonna be pimping myself to put food on the table by the end of
the month. But then, I would probably be dragging myself around the
house on my elbows right now without her superlative backrub...
- or without Rosser, my main hookup for the Naproxen Sodium. :)
- Rich is just an all-around cool guy. Anybody who can make pleasant
small talk in a hospital waiting room at 2:30 am was raised right. :)
- Nadyne should think about parlaying her expertise in Ego
Defenestration into a lucrative consulting career.. :P
- Amy kept laughing at me for some unaccountable reason every time I hit
the dance floor. Why could that be? But she's got such a nice smile I
really didn't mind... :)
- I'm glad Heather got her digital camera, and I am sad that Brian beat
me out for that sorry-ass bowtie. I was really, really trying for that...
- Rob and Kelly get many thanks for their hedged but game support of my
trans-Durham navigational ability.
- All praise to the courage of our lurkers, such as Dan and Kelly and
Kristy, who braved our freakshow...
- I wish I'd gotten to talk more to, well, just about everybody, but
especially Bramble and Nymsa and Colin and Koert and Lydia and Nichole.
And Korenstopher. And Ulrike and Fernando. And and and...
- Bon voyage to Jennie. We'll miss you. Hurry back!
I know I've left some people out - I'm punchy and groggy - but let my
brain rehydate, and I'll do better soon.
I'm glad I got to meet you all. You guys are great. All of yalls.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{higs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
--
Jonathan
Nadyne Mielke
attention, jonathan mccall <radi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
:- Nadyne should think about parlaying her expertise in Ego
:Defenestration into a lucrative consulting career.. :P
Actually, I'm incorporating it into my thesis. I'm hoping that I can
publish a significant body of work based around my ability to insult
anyone within a ten-mile radius (including myself).
There's a heap going in the other room. All of the remaining folks
are participating, with the exception of nymsa and evilcolinfindlay
(nymsa's not feeling well), Koert (who has more sense than joining 15
people on two double beds pushed together), bramble (ditto, I assume),
and me (can't be that close to that many people at once).
There shall be posts full of in-jokes. Ain't post-Con grand?
/nad
Heather A Philp
:Another report from the Con ...
Now mine! Since I'm going off for a week, I figured I should write this
while still fresh....or at least as fresh as I'm gonna be. *wiping
sleepies from her eyes*
:Michael has been Voted Off the Island. Don't ask me, I have no idea
:why, it seems to have something to do with ending up in the wrong city
:to get dinner.
Aimee was second off the island, for getting us lost on the way back
from dinner, all the while sounding perfectly confident that we were
going in the right direction.
:I have a thousand Con Crushes again this year. No, I won't tell you
:who they are. I will tell you that I'm crushing on bloody well nearly
:90% of the attendees.
Tell me about it.
Now, for some specific mentions...
Angela is awesome, no doubt about it, and Aimee does a fistfuckload of
work for no reason that I can discern except out of the goodness of her
heart. (I wonder if that's worse than calling her cute.) The hotel
worked out so well we didn't have anything to bitch about. They were
incredibly accommodating, the food was fantastic, and the rooms were
more than decent.
I'd forgotten how much fun Jonathan is to be around. He's such a funny
bastard, an honestly sweet guy, and a hella cool dancer -- he probably
used more energy in those few hours on the dance floor than I did all
weekend.
Nadyne and Rich remind me slightly of myself and Brian, but I think
we're a -little- more toned-down.
Rosser reminds me an awful lot of Chas, especially on the dance floor.
It was kind of freaky for a while.
I didn't expect Koren's voice to be so deep. And, for someone who
professes not to like men with long hair, I found Corey to be oh-so-sexy
on the dance floor.
Michael -is- huge. I had to stand Brian next to him to get a sense of
proportion, he's that big.
Dom and Nichole seemed somewhat overwhelmed with everyone for a while,
but who wouldn't be? And they're so cute together. :)
'drew is quite nifty, and I don't know if I'll ever pronounce the r
anymore, thanks to /nad.
Alan looks so happy while bouncing on his big blue ball. And I finally
got to see him drop his pants.
Christie and Kelly are incredibly brave. I'm sorry there was an injury
and I hope it doesn't mean Christie will never hit the dance floor
again. =(
I wish I had more time to talk to nymsa and bramble and (especially)
colinfindlay (I'm a sucker for accents, dammit) and Koert and Ulrike
and, well, everyone else.
And now, since I DID get the digital camera (yay!), here's a link to my
pics! No captions or anything yet, and I'm still trying to figure out
everything about the camera, so some didn't turn out so well, but...
http://www.haphazard.org/~hap/pics/000804/INDEX.HTM
http://www.haphazard.org/~hap/pics/000805/INDEX.HTM
http://www.haphazard.org/~hap/pics/000806/INDEX.HTM
Enjoy! I won't be back till Saturday, so I'm looking forward to tons of
these posts. :)
I had such a wonderful time this weekend. Thanks everyone!
--heather
not sore anymore from dancing...i think
--
Heather Philp hap(at)haphazard(dot)org haphilp(at)pobox(dot)com
http://www.haphazard.org http://hap.livejournal.com
Trinity
explained, only experienced:
<snip>
>
>And now, since I DID get the digital camera (yay!), here's a link to my
>pics! No captions or anything yet, and I'm still trying to figure out
>everything about the camera, so some didn't turn out so well, but...
>
>http://www.haphazard.org/~hap/pics/000804/INDEX.HTM
>http://www.haphazard.org/~hap/pics/000805/INDEX.HTM
>http://www.haphazard.org/~hap/pics/000806/INDEX.HTM
>
>Enjoy! I won't be back till Saturday, so I'm looking forward to tons of
>these posts. :)
>
Great pictures! I am now in the middle of beating myself up over not
going to the Con this year. Argh. I guess "I'm going to Kansas
City..."
Trinity
No need for Lucifer to fall if he'd learn to keep his mouth shut
- Liz Phair
lil turtle
Heather A Philp wrote:
[snip]
>
> :Michael has been Voted Off the Island. Don't ask me, I have no idea
> :why, it seems to have something to do with ending up in the wrong city
> :to get dinner.
I assume that you are talking about MtPB. I can just picture it. Go
that way....no wait, I know it is in this direction! I am sure it was
all just an evil plot to get you guys lost!
[snip descriptions]
>
> And now, since I DID get the digital camera (yay!), here's a link to my
> pics! No captions or anything yet, and I'm still trying to figure out
> everything about the camera, so some didn't turn out so well, but...
>
> http://www.haphazard.org/~hap/pics/000804/INDEX.HTM
> http://www.haphazard.org/~hap/pics/000805/INDEX.HTM
> http://www.haphazard.org/~hap/pics/000806/INDEX.HTM
I love the fact that you found it in your heart to get these up so
fast! I love looking at the pics. It really helps to drive the point
home that I wish that I was there. I had to search for a picture of
Siobhan. I know she was supposed to be going with MtPB. Finally, I
found one. What is up with the blue hair girlfriend?? Michael told me
that you dyed it but I didn't believe it!
>
> Enjoy! I won't be back till Saturday, so I'm looking forward to tons of
> these posts. :)
As I am too. It is hard to do work when you guys are getting this kind
of stuff up so fast!
toodles!
lil'turtle (hoping that someone can help her with news server problems!)
************
http://lil_turtle.tripod.com
fastrada
Nadyne Mielke wrote:
>
> Another report from the Con ...
>
> Michael has been Voted Off the Island. Don't ask me, I have no idea
> why, it seems to have something to do with ending up in the wrong city
> to get dinner.
he got voted off the island because it's all his fault. ;)
<snip rest>
random impressions follow, some of which may even be coherent:
first off, this can't possibly have been a con 'cause there were no
hotel problems to speak of, afaik. the hotel was lovely and the banquet
was yummy and veggie-friendly and although a small crowd of hotel
employees gathered in one corner of the banquet room and pointed and
whispered, we didn't appear to frighten the hotel staff much. big
((higs)) for angela for doing a wonderful job of local organizing, and
as always, for aimee for running this thing every year.
either n.c. is really easy to get lost in, or none of us have any
fucking sense of direction. :) however, i was astonished that a veggie
can eat quite well--i mean, it *is* the south, where they think nothing
of putting meat in your veggies whether you want it or not.
siobhan has the coolest hair color i've seen in quite some time.
john looks good with no hair, and koren did a lovely job shaving him.
garrett is utterly adorable. period.
dancing in corset bad. bad! but at least john and damian had the
opportunity to try it on after i ditched it. (which, afaik, is the only
striptease on john's video camera).
speaking of which: camcorder rapid response team indeed! i can't wait to
see john's con video. it's....interesting. i'm hoping john will edit out
most of the footage of my tongue.
michael the polar bear and colinfindlay do a hilarious, if somewhat
disturbing, masochism tango.
at some point during the weekend, everyone's ass was on alan's big blue
ball.
i seem to have acquired a number of new titles as a result of this con,
including midori whore, backrub whore [1], amaretto stone spice and
fastrada flor de maria morales. (thanks damian, i know i'm prolly
spelling at least part of that wrong.) it also was determined that while
some women use men for sex, i use them as furniture. there are photos to
attest to this, i'm sure.
i can, in fact, get along quite nicely on almost no sleep. i've never
been awake this much at a con.
it's just not a con if you don't learn about a new and unusual sexual
practice, and thanks to dom, we did. who's up for a hot carl? ;)
anyway: i know if i attempt to say something nice about everyone who was
there i'll leave someone out and then i'll feel bad later. so suffice it
to stay that i immensely enjoyed meeting you if i hadn't before and i
was very happy to spend more time with old friends, some of whom i
haven't talked with much at the last couple of cons. you all rock.
((higs)) and if you're a lurker, or haven't posted in a really long
time, you need to start posting. <pointed looks>
fastrada
[1] not my fault! several fine men plied me with back rubs throughout
the weekend. [2]
[2] oh yeah, i was really complaining about that. ;)
Rohit
wrote:
>
>http://www.haphazard.org/~hap/pics/000804/INDEX.HTM
>http://www.haphazard.org/~hap/pics/000805/INDEX.HTM
>http://www.haphazard.org/~hap/pics/000806/INDEX.HTM
>
I can't see them :( I get the page with the thumbnails,but when I click on one
of them,no window pops up,and when it is,the file in it is about 1 megabyte
long!! (they're still called JPG in the caption,are you sure you didn't put BMPs
there by mistake).Change them!
Ro.
Thomas Dempster
<snip and so on>
> either n.c. is really easy to get lost in, or none of us have any
> fucking sense of direction. :)
I don't -personally- know everyone's sense of direction... But being a Nord
Carolignian for well over a decade, driving for roughly half that, it is
frustrating. Since limited planning occurs (Fayetteville, Greensboro,
Winston-Salem, North Raleigh area), roads and townships seem to sprawl
everywhere. I remember the first time I got lost in Greensboro... The
attendant at teh gas station told me to find one of five major roads and go
from there as everything -- as he put it -- runs in "wacky, eccentric
circles."
> however, i was astonished that a veggie
> can eat quite well--i mean, it *is* the south, where they think nothing
> of putting meat in your veggies whether you want it or not.
Heh heh heh. Yay. Many times there would be big phatty hunks of bacon in
my green beans... And, at one place I asked for vegetarian baked beans, it
came back with a side of ham. Hey -- at least it's a side.
Hey -- at least you didn't dine at the UNC-Greensboro cafeteria, featuring
its ever-popular "Three Cheese Vegan Quiche." :P Oh yeah.
<snip rest>
Glad to hear that you (and most everyone, yes this is becoming general) had
a great time.
I'll get to one of these clambakes eventually.
tom
Thomas Dempster
School of Music, CHT Division
University of North Carolina at Greensboro
http://www.uncg.edu/~tjdempst
jonathan mccall
>
(snip)
> I had such a wonderful time this weekend. Thanks everyone!
>
> --heather
> not sore anymore from dancing...i think
The Con, in a nutshell:
I get to work today, and a cow orker comes up to me and says:
"Man, you ok?"
"Yeah, why?"
"You're walking all funny and deflicted."
"Walking funny?"
"Yeah, like you're in pain or something. You look like you been in an
industrial accident."
And that, after all, is what it's all about. :)
Great pictures, Heather!
--
Jonathan
Jake Prewitt
wrote:
> I get to work today, and a cow orker comes up to me and says:
cracks me up more than most.
--
|"Great words won't cover ugly actions, | Jacob H. Prewitt
|and good frames can't save bad paintings" |
|- Dennis Lyzxen | sokoban (at) earthink (dot) net
LDV
My original intention was to post my own how-I-spent-the-con post,
but I've decided it's simpler to parasitically follow up to the posts
of You People, at least until I close my sleep deficit.
> Angela has further done an -amazing- job at finding us a hotel.
> Everything has gone smashingly well. Angela, you are the goddess of
> Con organizers. You have done the best job of all of us. :*
As a con first-timer, I've now been spoiled and will expect this
standard of hotel quality at all future cons. Thanks Angela. ;)
> Damian is one of the most handsome men I've ever met.
Mim! Oh sure, don't speak up until I'm back on my side of the Mason-
Dixon line. As long as we're doing the retroactive compliments thing,
I was rather taken with your volume of flame-coloured tresses. Rich
-did- say that the second-spouse addition would be kosher with him,
didn't he....?
To follow the random impressions trend:
As fastrada connors pointed out, Alan's BBB has been warmed by every
posterior at the Con, and managed to knock out a ceiling panel or two
as well.
I'll be starting my monthly blackmail payments to Talamasca at the end
of the week. Doubtless he has more bare-chested, gyrating footage of me
than fully-clothed at-rest shots, and I'm sure I was only aware of his
presence half the time. You move like a cat, man.
I'd like to praise WyrdWoman's ice-cube transfer technique. Her skill
at avoiding the dread fate of becoming papyrus is also laudable.
Michael very graciously hosted the same-sex lust-a-thon in his room,
if perhaps unwittingly. Did you know that his housekeeper offers a
variety of services?
As reported, Ben is a shoot-from-the-hip punnist, which is as unsettling
as it is entertaining. Rich aka Flavo did an admirable job of keeping
pace with him at the cruel table.
Drew, this one's for you:
Main Entry: mor.al.is.tic
Pronunciation: "mor-&-'lis-tik, "mär-
Function: adjective
1 : characterized by or expressive of a concern with morality
2 : characterized by or expressive of a narrow and conventional
moral attitude
- mor.al.is.ti.cal.ly /-ti-k(&-)lE/ adverb
Rosser: is it laminated yet? I'm waiting.
Thanks to Fredrik for pretending to understand my awful German.
You were all stunning, aesthetically-pleasing visions at the banquet.
Or should I say, hallucinogenic....?
More random impressions to follow at some point. But let me say that
it renewed my faith in humanity to have so many righteous, groovy folks
in one place at one time.
Damian
fastrada
i forgot to mention the dance's most excellent playlist, by dj's
extraordinaire siobhan and mtpb. y'all fulfilled my intense need to spin
madly to '80s music. *mwah* dahlings!
fastrada (black chancery, not monaco)
fastrada
Nadyne Mielke wrote:
>
>
> I have a thousand Con Crushes again this year. No, I won't tell you
> who they are.
<nodding vigorously>
and that's all i've got to say about that. :)
fastrada (hey man, i can still look...)
LDV
>
> Nadyne Mielke wrote:
> > I have a thousand Con Crushes again this year. No, I won't tell you
> > who they are.
> <nodding vigorously>
> and that's all i've got to say about that. :)
In total agreement. I even got to consummate one of them. *evil
grin* That rmta commune is definitely looking like a good idea.
Damian
B. Chas Parisher
:) Rosser reminds me an awful lot of Chas, especially on the dance floor.
:) It was kind of freaky for a while.
Um... didn't you know? I am Rosser.
Sorry for not letting you in on it earlier. It won't happen again.
--B. Chas Parisher
Not a Pretty Girl
: Michael has been Voted Off the Island. Don't ask me, I have no idea
: why, it seems to have something to do with ending up in the wrong city
: to get dinner.
If we had ended up in a city, everything would have been
fine. As is, Michael ended up driving us to parts of North Carolina
where bestiality is a way of life. I'm just glad that Angela was able
to lead us to Chapel Hill or we would have been doomed.
: I have a thousand Con Crushes again this year. No, I won't tell you
: who they are. I will tell you that I'm crushing on bloody well nearly
: 90% of the attendees.
Nadyne, you are so demure and subtle. I love that in a
woman. <leer> Oh, Hi Rich! ;)
: Angela has further done an -amazing- job at finding us a hotel.
: Everything has gone smashingly well. Angela, you are the goddess of
: Con organizers. You have done the best job of all of us. :*
Well, she is Angela. Never send a mortal to do an Angela's
job. I fear we may never have a better Toricon hotel and it's not for
lack of trying. The Durham Marriott treated us like royalty, which
was incredible after last year's Ramadisson experience.
: The bad news of the Con: Christie, one of our non-rmta'ers who braved
: the Con, managed to fall (it was Dom's fault!) and did some damage to
: her knee.
Perhaps all rmt-a'ers from Arizona are bastards? I'm sure
that somebody could prove this. But I hope Christie's doing OK.
: There's so much more, but it's 4am and I got less than five hours of
: sleep last night, so I'll give up for now.
Heh. That would describe me for most of the Con, except that
I had just come off of several nights where I was getting 3-4 hours of
sleep a night. I learned the hard way that there are just certain
things that your body won't do at 4-5 AM when you've been awake for 22
hours in a row. (And you're quite free to use your imagination to
figure out what I mean.)
Shamelessly,
Hyoun
jennie
> Nadyne Mielke wrote:
> (snip all - piggybacking)
>
> - Bon voyage to Jennie. We'll miss you. Hurry back!
:) thanks - i was going to posta longer 'ima de it back' post but the
swedish keyboard is all weird now and it takes me forever to find the
right keys to type somewhat coherently - this'll have to do. :)
the trip went extremely smoothly yet almost had me dead from lack of
stimulation.. in the rush idd forgotten to make sure i had my walkman
and/or a book at hand, and the flight to amsterdam showed _Beethoven
III_ as their inflight movie... argh.
made it to a train station in sweden where a chick kept asking me who
i'd been on tour with, which was plenty confusing until i realised she
thought the toricon badge was a tour badge.. heh.
i've since coming home had great fun freaking people out.. itds beena
year since they saw me, so nobody's recognizing me when they pass me
on the street... i've discovered that idm -extremely- allergic to my
own cat (yet coping - no leaky nose, sneezing and eye almost popping
out of its'd socket is going to keep me from snuggletacking him,
hah)... my -brother- has been -nice-. i think he might be an alien
impostor.
oh, and i havendt gotten any grief about my hair so i might re-pink it
eventually :)
what, idm supposed to post things about the con_? idd implode! suffice
to say i found it incredible, that ben can really handle idiots well
irl, and that i've seen waaaaay more of aimee (literally) thank i ever
expected. not that idm complaining. i think. :)
wah. i have to stop typing now coz idm having a 'I MISS ________!!!!'
moment and that'(s just not cool so buh. anyhow. just saying i'dm
alive, and while idm at it: thank you to _everyone_ who signed the
'going away' card for me, and extra thank you's to jeni for pulling it
off behind my back. it was a wonderful surprise. heh heh. :)
swedishingly,
jenniehoney
---http://www.geocities.com/wellesley/gazebo/7355/index.html---
"If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a
human being. You'd be a game-show host."--Veronica (Heathers)
---j...@rmta.org---------------------------------------------
Angela Reid
jennie <jen...@rmta.org> wrote in message
news:m0wvhst...@curmudgeon.spod-central.org...
<snip>
> the trip went extremely smoothly yet almost had me dead from lack of
> stimulation.. in the rush idd forgotten to make sure i had my walkman
> and/or a book at hand, and the flight to amsterdam showed _Beethoven
> III_ as their inflight movie... argh.
Oh, my God! How long did the flight turn out to be?
<Angela pats Jennie>
<snip>
> hah)... my -brother- has been -nice-. i think he might be an alien
> impostor.
No, he just loves you. Told you. :)
I'll e-mail you that stuff ASAP, probably this afternoon. Let me know if it
makes it okay.
{{{hig}}}
Angela
jennie
> jennie <jen...@rmta.org> wrote in message
> news:m0wvhst...@curmudgeon.spod-central.org...
> <snip>
> > the trip went extremely smoothly yet almost had me dead from lack of
> > stimulation.. in the rush idd forgotten to make sure i had my walkman
> > and/or a book at hand, and the flight to amsterdam showed _Beethoven
> > III_ as their inflight movie... argh.
>
> Oh, my God! How long did the flight turn out to be?
> <Angela pats Jennie>
hehehe, i really wish i knew. i just bounced around timezones trying
my best not to snore too much <sheepish smile>... 2 hrs to detroit, 7
or so hrs to amsterdam, 2 more to sweden, plus the inbetween hrs here
and there. oh, and despite me confirming it twice, they'd missed that
i was a veggy meal person. okay now idm just babbling. heh. :)
>
> <snip>
> > hah)... my -brother- has been -nice-. i think he might be an alien
> > impostor.
>
> No, he just loves you. Told you. :)
arf! hehe. it was kind of funny, though - i came to my hometown
yesterday afternoon and realized i had no idea where my mom's new
place was, so i ditched my suitcases at the trainstation and walked to
my brother's job where the entire staff fussed about me while locating
my brother. being stranded in your own town is really, really weird. :)
> I'll e-mail you that stuff ASAP, probably this afternoon. Let me know
> if it makes it okay.
oh, good! idm in current negotiations and mailings with the loan
agency atm. we'll see what happens.. heh. oh, and i have THE cutest
garrett photo's on earth. seriously. scanning as i type. check for
mail later with urls! :)
lil turtle
Not a Pretty Girl wrote:
>
> It's not whether you win or lose, it's how Nadyne Mielke <qua...@rmta.org> plays the game
>
> : Michael has been Voted Off the Island. Don't ask me, I have no idea
> : why, it seems to have something to do with ending up in the wrong city
> : to get dinner.
>
> If we had ended up in a city, everything would have been
> fine. As is, Michael ended up driving us to parts of North Carolina
> where bestiality is a way of life. I'm just glad that Angela was able
> to lead us to Chapel Hill or we would have been doomed.
I was thinking about this last night. I seem to recall at the 1998 Con
in Atlanta, Michael also got us lost. Or was it Becky Blue Girl? All I
know is that we got a not so short tour of a not so nice part of
Atlanta. Eventually we got there but not after my feet hurt more than
my hunger pains. Maybe it should be a Con rule that no one lets Michael
be a guide?
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Jeni Grant
news:slrn8ouu8...@dsl081-023-115-sea1.dsl-isp.net...
> Um... didn't you know? I am Rosser.
?
!
damn, how'd you pull that off?
-jeni-
Reality is so much better when you ignore it completely.
--Dances with Cars
Kristin E. Holland
: How, pray tell, does one ork a Cow? I don't know why, but that typo
: cracks me up more than most.
Isn't that illegal in 37 states?
-K
--
Kristin E. Holland | You keep using that word.
khol...@sas.upenn.edu | I do not think it means
Classicist in Training | what you think it means.
University of Pennsylvania | -Inigo Montoya
Nadyne Mielke
attention, LDV <ldv...@concentric.net> wrote:
>You were all stunning, aesthetically-pleasing visions at the banquet.
>Or should I say, hallucinogenic....?
No, no, the hallucinating took place on Friday, not Saturday. Although
with the amount of laundry passed around, it's quite possible that some
folks were still feeling the affects of it on Saturday.
/nad
{and Sunday, and Monday, and ... }
Nadyne Mielke
attention, Not a Pretty Girl <hjp...@unix.amherst.edu> wrote:
> Perhaps all rmt-a'ers from Arizona are bastards? I'm sure
>that somebody could prove this. But I hope Christie's doing OK.
I'd agree with that if it weren't for Lydia and Nichole. Perhaps all
-male- rmta'ers from AZ are bastards.
/nad
Nadyne Mielke
attention, haphi...@VE.MEpobox.com (Heather A Philp) wrote:
>Nadyne and Rich remind me slightly of myself and Brian, but I think
>we're a -little- more toned-down.
I believe that 'most anyone on the planet is more toned-down than I am.
:)
/nad
Nadyne Mielke
attention, Jake Prewitt <sok...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>In article <398F51AB...@mindspring.com>, radi...@mindspring.com
>wrote:
>> I get to work today, and a cow orker comes up to me and says:
>How, pray tell, does one ork a Cow? I don't know why, but that typo
>cracks me up more than most.
It's not a typo. It's from Dilbert, IIRC.
/nad
Jeni Grant
news:398E463A...@mindspring.com...
> Might as well try and keep the thread proliferation down... :)
ha!
> Well, I had a -blast-. Despite an initial bout of shyness that
> triggered an episode of stuttering, I had a truly great time meeting
everybody...
Don't feel bad. I am, after all, the Speen of Quoonerisms[1]. Sometimes I'm
amazed that people can understand me when I talk.
> - 'drew needs to relocate to NC, so we can go get bombed at He's Not and
> talk about books. :)
Hell yeah. 'drew, you don't -really- want to be in Detroit, do you?
> - Jeni's bad example led to me spending so much on cds this weekend, I'm
> prolly gonna be pimping myself to put food on the table by the end of
> the month.
*cackle*
*leer*
> But then, I would probably be dragging myself around the
> house on my elbows right now without her superlative backrub...
anytime, hon. Despite all the knots that were in your back, you have one of
the most pliable backs I've ever rubbed. Not anything like the Backs of
Stone (tm, patent pending) that run in my family.
> - Rob and Kelly get many thanks for their hedged but game support of my
> trans-Durham navigational ability.
I feel your pain. Really and truly, I do.
> - I wish I'd gotten to talk more to, well, just about everybody, but
> especially Bramble and Nymsa and Colin and Koert and Lydia and Nichole.
> And Korenstopher. And Ulrike and Fernando. And and and...
Reiterate line about feeling your pain.
> I know I've left some people out - I'm punchy and groggy - but let my
> brain rehydate, and I'll do better soon.
Same here. My legs -still- hurt. I find it particularly odd that I'm more
tired today than I was yesterday. Go figure.
-jeni-
[1] Queen of Spoonerisms.
Dani Dorresteyn
>jonathan mccall <radi...@mindspring.com> writes:
>
>> Nadyne Mielke wrote:
>> (snip all - piggybacking)
>>
>> - Bon voyage to Jennie. We'll miss you. Hurry back!
>
>wah. i have to stop typing now coz idm having a 'I MISS ________!!!!'
>moment and that'(s just not cool so buh. anyhow. just saying i'dm
>alive, and while idm at it: thank you to _everyone_ who signed the
>'going away' card for me, and extra thank you's to jeni for pulling it
>off behind my back. it was a wonderful surprise. heh heh. :)
We miss you too, Jennie. :)
higs-
Dani and Flop (who would have signed your card too if she'd been
allowed in the hotel)
Dani Dorresteyn
>fastrada wroted:
>
><snip and so on>
>
>> either n.c. is really easy to get lost in, or none of us have any
>> fucking sense of direction. :)
>
>I don't -personally- know everyone's sense of direction... But being a Nord
>Carolignian for well over a decade, driving for roughly half that, it is
>frustrating. Since limited planning occurs (Fayetteville, Greensboro,
>Winston-Salem, North Raleigh area), roads and townships seem to sprawl
>everywhere. I remember the first time I got lost in Greensboro... The
>attendant at teh gas station told me to find one of five major roads and go
>from there as everything -- as he put it -- runs in "wacky, eccentric
>circles."
It can also be a bit scary to be told by a fireman "You can't get
there from here"... But I proved him wrong and managed to learn the
route between hotels with only a minimum of wrong turns each time!
And I did find the way back from the airport all by myself!
As for my thoughts on the Con-- wow-- where to begin? :) If I start
naming names, I may leave someone out and I don't want to do that-- I
am just really REALLY glad I was coerced into coming! And yes, I've
already started thinking about how I can wangle my way to KC next
year...
It was great meeting everyone and seeing folks I'd met before again.
I'm looking forward to doing it again!
Dani and Flop (who's sorry she didn't get to meet everyone... maybe
next year?)
Dani Dorresteyn
*blink*
*blink*blink*
Hello! Long time no hear! {{{HIGS}}}
Dani and Flop (who's missed hearing her human read your posts to her)
lil turtle
Michael wrote:
>
> On Tue, 8 Aug 2000 13:23:50 GMT, lil turtle <lilt...@wa.freei.net>
> wrote:
[snip Atlanta]
>
> Either it's her newsfeed, or she REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY doesn't
> like me anymore. She doesn't recall that Becky didn't know how to get
> to 5 Points, but again that doesn't matter, it was my fault I'm sure.
I could NEVER REALLLLLLLLY not like you Michael. **HIGS** After I
started to think about it more, I realized that it was Becky that was
leading that train. We did find a cool house on the way though so it
isn't all bad.
As for my newsfeed....still hosed as you can tell from the post cloning
that is going on. Poop! I think I have made a deal with my roommate to
share his ISP connection and news reader so I should be back in business
soon. :)
By the way? Are we still on for this weekend?? I am aching to beat on
you! I know that you have been a bad bad boy! [smirk]
~lil'turtle
Chris
wrote:
>On Mon, 07 Aug 2000 13:30:57 -0500, fastrada <fast...@ix.netcom.com>
>wrote:
>>
>>he got voted off the island because it's all his fault. ;)
>
> Yes I did. :)
>
>>first off, this can't possibly have been a con 'cause there were no
>>hotel problems to speak of, afaik. the hotel was lovely and the banquet
>>was yummy and veggie-friendly and although a small crowd of hotel
>>employees gathered in one corner of the banquet room and pointed and
>>whispered, we didn't appear to frighten the hotel staff much. big
>>((higs)) for angela for doing a wonderful job of local organizing, and
>>as always, for aimee for running this thing every year.
>
> The staff was the best staff we've ever had... it beats the jedi
>mind tricks from last year hands down. I filled out a huge comment
>card to this effect. Don't get used to it though. Although, I'd like
>to nominate Mariott, Hyatt, and Westin as the 3 chains to seek out and
>use almost exclusively. And yes, I still want to host Maui in 2003.
>Start saving now kids. :)
Whew!!! Thank god, a Marriot & a Westin were high recommends here
local in KC, I'm glad to see that they've moved to the "recommend"
list ;)
It's good to hear you guys had such a good time!!
CW
Andrew Wright
<radi...@hatesnow.com> wrote:
>On 07 Aug 2000 23:47:49 GMT, LDV <ldv...@concentric.net> wrote:
>>
>>Michael very graciously hosted the same-sex lust-a-thon in his room,
>>if perhaps unwittingly. Did you know that his housekeeper offers a
>>variety of services?
>
> Unwittingly? Never. I'm all about same-sex lustathons...not my
>cup of tea, but I just wanted to keep the good vibes going and get us
>all off that table that we somehow mistook as comfortable. Just ask
>the two lesbians I was in bed with for an hour and a half trying to
>get them off... ;>
It wasn't a completely same-sex lustathon. I mean, I was there, and I gave
a lap dance to fastrada.
Wait.
There is something very wrong with that picture.
At least you know you were taken by a pro in Detroit,
'drew
---
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but there must be one not far off.
-Vincent van Gogh
Andrew Wright
<radi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>- 'drew needs to relocate to NC, so we can go get bombed at He's Not and
>talk about books. :)
Aww...it seems rather unlikely, but I greatly appreciate the sentiment. I'm
just a midwesternguy who needs snow in the winter and a/c in the summer, so
NC might not be my thing....unless a job materializes at one of the
plentiful universities. :-) What's "He's Not"?
>- Amy kept laughing at me for some unaccountable reason every time I hit
>the dance floor. Why could that be? But she's got such a nice smile I
>really didn't mind... :)
I think she does that for everyone. Or for me, she just said, "Madonna!
Madonna! Madonna!"
She waves her magic wand, and then she settles on me in Detroit,
Andrew Wright
wrote:
>Drew, this one's for you:
I _did_ say it was a word, but I said it wasn't the most appropriate one.
>Main Entry: mor.al.is.tic
>Pronunciation: "mor-&-'lis-tik, "mär-
>Function: adjective
> 1 : characterized by or expressive of a concern with morality
This was the point I was trying to make. This is something you would say
about a story, for example. A moralistic story expresses a concern with
morality. A person would be _moral_ (characterized by morality.) "I'm very
moral, and I write a moralistic web site."
> 2 : characterized by or expressive of a narrow and conventional
> moral attitude
This is what fastrada flor de maria morales was saying, that moralistic
connotes "narrow-minded." Kind of like the difference between "complex" and
"complicated."
And now, this one's for you.
Main Entry: 2 house
Pronunciation: 'hauz
Function: verb
transitive senses
1 a : to provide with living quarters or shelter b : to store in a house
2 : to encase, enclose, or shelter as if by putting in a house
3 : to serve as shelter for : CONTAIN
No wonder we thought you were giving Hyoun a place to stay. Silly Jersey
boy!
Sleep with the Rosetta Stone in Detroit,
Andrew Wright
wrote:
>fastrada <fast...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>>
>> Nadyne Mielke wrote:
>> > I have a thousand Con Crushes again this year. No, I won't tell you
>> > who they are.
>> <nodding vigorously>
>> and that's all i've got to say about that. :)
>
>In total agreement. I even got to consummate one of them. *evil
>grin* That rmta commune is definitely looking like a good idea.
Oh? So someone can attest to the veracity of your alternate Spice name?
Speak up, whoever you are!
Hit the ground running in Detroit,
fastrada
Andrew Wright wrote:
>
>
> It wasn't a completely same-sex lustathon. I mean, I was there, and I gave
> a lap dance to fastrada.
>
> Wait.
>
> There is something very wrong with that picture.
<blinking confusedly> what's wrong with that? ;)
just to interject here: while we were all in the room, koren called
christopher, who was passed around the group to talk to to various
people. apparently he informed 'drew and siobhan that they both were to
give me lap dances. or, so 'drew told me. i have no idea why, perhaps
because i was traveling husband-free at this con? anyway, 'drew was just
following orders. :)
fastrada (who earned enough new rmta titles this weekend to have a new
sig file coming soon!)
jonathan mccall
>
> In article <398E463A...@mindspring.com> , jonathan mccall
> <radi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> >- 'drew needs to relocate to NC, so we can go get bombed at He's Not and
> >talk about books. :)
>
> Aww...it seems rather unlikely, but I greatly appreciate the sentiment. I'm
> just a midwesternguy who needs snow in the winter
We got 18 inches this past winter...
> and a/c in the summer, so
(cough) We're southerners, 'drew. _everything_ in NC goes into a state
of refrigeration from May to September.
'cept my old apartment...
> NC might not be my thing....unless a job materializes at one of the
> plentiful universities. :-)
Admit it, you're just afraid of getting lost and having to ask for
directions in Durham. :)
What's "He's Not"?
He's Not Here, my favorite seedy beer garden in Chapel Hill, home of the
33-oz Blue Cup and many drunken-serious conversations.
> I think she does that for everyone. Or for me, she just said, "Madonna!
> Madonna! Madonna!"
She dances a fetching Masochism Tango, though, doesn't she? :)
--
Jonathan, already missing people
jonathan mccall
>
> > - Jeni's bad example led to me spending so much on cds this weekend, I'm
> > prolly gonna be pimping myself to put food on the table by the end of
> > the month.
>
> *cackle*
>
> *leer*
>
Homewrecker. :)
>
> anytime, hon. Despite all the knots that were in your back, you have one of
> the most pliable backs I've ever rubbed. Not anything like the Backs of
> Stone (tm, patent pending) that run in my family.
Wow. I've been called many things in my time, but this is the first
time I have been yclept pliable. :)
>
> Same here. My legs -still- hurt. I find it particularly odd that I'm more
> tired today than I was yesterday. Go figure.
I am nothing but lactic acid and knots below the knees...the Wages of
Sin, evidently. :)
--
Jonathan
fastrada
Michael wrote:
>
> On Mon, 07 Aug 2000 13:30:57 -0500, fastrada <fast...@ix.netcom.com>
> wrote:
>
> >michael the polar bear and colinfindlay do a hilarious, if somewhat
> >disturbing, masochism tango.
>
> The only thing disturbing was the height difference, we kept
> dropping the damn crop. So ner! ;P
i got my photos back today. and trust me, the photo of you and colin is
most definitely disturbing! so ner!
disturbing in an entertaining way, though. :)
>
> >[1] not my fault! several fine men plied me with back rubs throughout
> >the weekend. [2]
>
> No, again, it's my fault. <shrug> After 27 years of it, I'm
> used to shouldering blame. Bring it on Fastrada! :)
ok. it's your fault. you'll have to ply me with chocolate covered
espresso beans again to even the score. :)
fastrada (photos might make it onto the web sometime this century)
jonathan mccall
(snip)
> sinner!
Yes?
> repent!
"Oh quaff, quaff this kind repenthe!" --Edgar Allen Poe, the Waggoner edition...
>
> oh... wait....
Too late. :)
--
Jonathan
danra
>In article <398F7105...@concentric.net> , LDV
<ldv...@concentric.net>
> wrote:
>In total agreement. I even got to consummate one of them. *evil
>>grin* That rmta commune is definitely looking like a good idea.
>
>Oh? So someone can attest to the veracity of your alternate Spice name?
>Speak up, whoever you are!
:-P As if anyone would speak up with incriminating evidence. Just think of
how tasteless that would be...
;-)
xox,
Dan
"let go, way to go, so I get creamed, waiting on sunday to drown..."
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Jeni Grant
> Homewrecker. :)
*blink*
me?
*innocent look*
not intentionally, anyway.
> Wow. I've been called many things in my time, but this is the first
> time I have been yclept pliable. :)
yclept?
*finds a dictionary*
oh, wow, that's not a typo. learn something new everyday.
> I am nothing but lactic acid and knots below the knees...the Wages of
> Sin, evidently. :)
sinner! repent!
oh... wait....
-jeni-
Jeni Grant
> Too late. :)
Story of my life. ;)
-jeni. I've got your one-liner right here!-
Reality is so much better when you ignore it completely
--Dances with Cars
Not a Pretty Girl
: Main Entry: 2 house
: Pronunciation: 'hauz
: Function: verb
: transitive senses
: 1 a : to provide with living quarters or shelter b : to store in a house
: 2 : to encase, enclose, or shelter as if by putting in a house
: 3 : to serve as shelter for : CONTAIN
: No wonder we thought you were giving Hyoun a place to stay. Silly Jersey
: boy!
What, I get to stay with Damian? Woohoo!
Confusedly,
Hyoun
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\_____________ the way you really feel, maybe you \___m__s______
\_____________ won't be afraid of that feeling \_____a_______
\_____________ anymore." \____i__t_____
\www.mosey.com tori amos \_________e___
\_____________ \_____________
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Midnight Tree Bandit
cried out in the night, letting loose a great wail, followed by the following
rational thought. It was kinda wierd.
:"B. Chas Parisher" <ch...@dsl081-023-115-sea1.dsl-isp.net> wrote in message
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:
:> Um... didn't you know? I am Rosser.
:
:?
:
:!
:
:damn, how'd you pull that off?
And does Rosser know?
-=><=-
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Angela Reid
Michael <radi...@hatesnow.com> wrote in message
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<snip>
> Speaking of setlists...... :)
Wow. That's one great setlist. I wish I'd spent more time in the room. :/
However, I was flirting with a migraine all weekend, going in and out, and I
was afraid the stimulation would overcome the medication. Still and all, I
did manage to dance to half of "Erotic City." I'd have definitely gone for
the Iggy, too.
Angela
WyrdWoman
>
> I'd like to praise WyrdWoman's ice-cube transfer technique.
> Her skill at avoiding the dread fate of becoming papyrus is
> also laudable.
And I have you to thank for looking out for my hydration.
> Thanks to Fredrik for pretending to understand my awful German.
My problem was that I understood your Germonics. Those two semesters at
CPCC obviously weren't for naught.
> Damian
Eva Pervone??
--
WyrdWoman
WyrdWoman
>
> Thank you... only a few people thanked us and you know
> who you are... I'll assume that since many more people
> were shaking that ass that we did ok. At least nothing
> was thrown at us....
I'm sorry for not thanking you sooner, but I had a bit too much to
drink, as you are aware. Thank you both. :)
--
WyrdWoman
WyrdWoman
>
> :) thanks - i was going to posta longer 'ima de it back'
> post but the swedish keyboard is all weird now and it
> takes me forever to find the right keys to type somewhat
> coherently - this'll have to do. :)
I'm glad you made it back safely! Hell, I'm glad you made it to the
airport safely. You know what? After I dropped you off, I met my
parents to retrieve Freya and my back tire went flat (I had run over a
screw). My dad put on the spare, and I drove home not able to go over
50 mph on the interstate. That sucked being the one getting passed in
the right lane for once. :(
Come back soon!!
--
WyrdWoman
WyrdWoman
>
> I think she does that for everyone. Or for me, she just said,
> "Madonna! Madonna! Madonna!"
It suits you very well, Madonna. I'm glad to have met you. :)
And poor Jonathan has the impression that I want to give him an HC (I
refuse to spell it out). Jonathan, Aimee was lying. I think you're
tremendously cute, but I doubt I could go through with that act. Sorry
to disappoint you. :D
--
WyrdWoman
natasha
wrote:
[snip]
>> The staff was the best staff we've ever had... it beats the jedi
>>mind tricks from last year hands down. I filled out a huge comment
>>card to this effect. Don't get used to it though. Although, I'd like
>>to nominate Mariott, Hyatt, and Westin as the 3 chains to seek out and
>>use almost exclusively. And yes, I still want to host Maui in 2003.
>>Start saving now kids. :)
>
>Whew!!! Thank god, a Marriot & a Westin were high recommends here
>local in KC, I'm glad to see that they've moved to the "recommend"
>list ;)
coolio. i know a guy who's in management at one of the marriott's in
miami. he had the hots for me in 7th grade. mebbe he can get us the
hook up in kc.
natasha
Dominic Monfre
>Perhaps all rmt-a'ers from Arizona are bastards? I'm sure
>that somebody could prove this. But I hope Christie's doing OK.
Then /nad wrote:
>I'd agree with that if it weren't for Lydia and Nichole. Perhaps all
>-male- rmta'ers from AZ are bastards.
SHE ASKED ME TO! Sheeeee <sob> asked <sob> me tooooo <sob>
Dom
hanging up his Titanic Spin™ shoes forever
Dom's Kanji Tattoo Archive
http://www.kanjitattoos.com
We are not special.
We are not crap or trash, either.
We just are, and what happens just happens.
And God says, "No, that's not right."
Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.
Nadyne Mielke
attention, abrax...@aol.commodore64 (Dominic Monfre) wrote:
>Not A Pretty Girl wrote:
>>Perhaps all rmt-a'ers from Arizona are bastards? I'm sure
>>that somebody could prove this. But I hope Christie's doing OK.
>
>Then /nad wrote:
>>I'd agree with that if it weren't for Lydia and Nichole. Perhaps all
>>-male- rmta'ers from AZ are bastards.
>
>SHE ASKED ME TO! Sheeeee <sob> asked <sob> me tooooo <sob>
That's what you say. Uh-hunh. Riiiiiight.
/nad
Andrew Wright
<radi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>Andrew Wright wrote:
>>
>> In article <398E463A...@mindspring.com> , jonathan mccall
>> <radi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>
>> >- 'drew needs to relocate to NC, so we can go get bombed at He's Not and
>> >talk about books. :)
>>
>> Aww...it seems rather unlikely, but I greatly appreciate the sentiment. I'm
>> just a midwesternguy who needs snow in the winter
>
>
>We got 18 inches this past winter...
After drafting a few innuendo-laden responses to this line, I decided that
The Look would say it all. The same Look I gave Michael after "It took me
an hour and a half to get them off."
>> and a/c in the summer, so
>
>(cough) We're southerners, 'drew. _everything_ in NC goes into a state
>of refrigeration from May to September.
>
>'cept my old apartment...
Well, you wouldn't see much of me outside, then.
>> NC might not be my thing....unless a job materializes at one of the
>> plentiful universities. :-)
>
>Admit it, you're just afraid of getting lost and having to ask for
>directions in Durham. :)
There's that. Especially with your wonderful tour of the neighborhood. "A
lot of guns go off at night around this corner..."
>
> What's "He's Not"?
>
>
>He's Not Here, my favorite seedy beer garden in Chapel Hill, home of the
>33-oz Blue Cup and many drunken-serious conversations.
Hmm. I need to find a place for drunken-serious conversations in Detroit.
Or maybe all of those are in Ann Arbor.
[snip]
>Jonathan, already missing people
You said it. *sniffle*
If I surrender now and let it swallow me, don't think they won't blame you
Andrew Wright
<hjp...@unix.amherst.edu> wrote:
>It's not whether you win or lose, it's how Andrew Wright
><madonna_of...@yahoo.com> plays the game
>
>: Main Entry: 2 house
>: Pronunciation: 'hauz
>: Function: verb
>: transitive senses
>: 1 a : to provide with living quarters or shelter b : to store in a house
>: 2 : to encase, enclose, or shelter as if by putting in a house
>: 3 : to serve as shelter for : CONTAIN
>
>: No wonder we thought you were giving Hyoun a place to stay. Silly Jersey
>: boy!
>
> What, I get to stay with Damian? Woohoo!
Apparently, he housed you at the dance, and you didn't even know it. He
told us that, those of us who were hanging out in Michael's room for the
same-sex-lust-a-thon. I think we gave him a sufficiently confused look to
get him to explain the slang. But for you, we can let you think of sense
1a.
This lake's too big for me, Jesus, in Detroit,
Andrew Wright
<danraN...@hotmail.com.invalid> wrote:
>"Andrew Wright" <madonna_of...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>In article <398F7105...@concentric.net> , LDV
><ldv...@concentric.net>
>> wrote:
>>In total agreement. I even got to consummate one of them. *evil
>>>grin* That rmta commune is definitely looking like a good idea.
>>
>>Oh? So someone can attest to the veracity of your alternate Spice name?
>>Speak up, whoever you are!
>
>:-P As if anyone would speak up with incriminating evidence. Just think of
>how tasteless that would be...
>
>;-)
You don't know rmta very well, do you? We have no fear of incriminating
evidence. I would think that...um, whoever it was...would instantly step
forward to gloat. After all...um, whoever it was...did get nookie at the
con, not only that, but with the guy who was a con-crush for just about
everyone who wasn't a lesbian. So I'd think that...you know, whoever it
was...would quickly step forward to tell us all about the blazing fo--I
mean, what a great time you had.
On the other hand, it's quite likely that "whoever" would want to gloat, but
without DIRECTLY incriminating evidence, so e would make a veiled allusion
with hints of innuendo.
If that's the case, I take it back; you're an authentic rmta-er.
Speaking of which, Dan, you left a pair of your boxer shorts on top of the
toilet in your hotel room. Either that, or you left someone else's boxer
shorts. Just so ya know. :-)
I looked across where all the men who dream of falling so often do in
Not a Pretty Girl
: "B. Chas Parisher" <ch...@dsl081-023-115-sea1.dsl-isp.net> wrote in message
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:> Um... didn't you know? I am Rosser.
: ?
: !
: damn, how'd you pull that off?
Well, if MTB can be Gladys, then anything is possible. [1]
Spookedly,
Hyoun
[1] No, MTB is not Gladys, but he sure scared the hell out of us at a
CarolinaCon when he first said this.
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danra
>In article <LAW2-OE15GzAD...@hotmail.com> , danra
><danraN...@hotmail.com.invalid> wrote:
>
>>"Andrew Wright" <madonna_of...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>In article <398F7105...@concentric.net> , LDV
>><ldv...@concentric.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>In total agreement. I even got to consummate one of them. *evil
>>>>grin* That rmta commune is definitely looking like a good idea.
>>>
>>>Oh? So someone can attest to the veracity of your alternate Spice name?
>>>Speak up, whoever you are!
>>
>>:-P As if anyone would speak up with incriminating evidence. Just think
of
>>how tasteless that would be...
>>
>>;-)
>
Neither do I.
>I would think that...um, whoever it was...would instantly step forward to
gloat.
I've never been one to gloat instantly.
>After all...um, whoever it was...did get nookie at the
>con, not only that, but with the guy who was a con-crush for just about
>everyone who wasn't a lesbian.
The question is more who the guy who was a con-crush for everyone but the
lesbians and straight men had a crush on...
>So I'd think that...you know, whoever it was...would quickly step forward
to tell us
>all about the blazing fo--I mean, what a great time you had.
Subtle aren't you? :-P What was it you want to hear about now? ;-)
>On the other hand, it's quite likely that "whoever" would want to gloat,
but
>without DIRECTLY incriminating evidence, so e would make a veiled allusion
>with hints of innuendo.
Seeing as how roughly every fifth phrase that pops out of my mouth never
fails to become an innuendo, I make every effort at perfecting the art of
veiled allusion with hints of innuendo. I call it alluendo. :-P (Alluendo
is akin to unocular for those who remember.)
>Speaking of which, Dan, you left a pair of your boxer shorts on top of the
>toilet in your hotel room.
So that's where those went... damn... I leave my clothes everywhere, or so
says my ex-boyfriend. I wasn't exactly awake enough to think Sunday
morning. (I had a rather late night. ;-) )
Jeni Grant
> There's that. Especially with your wonderful tour of the neighborhood.
"A
> lot of guns go off at night around this corner..."
Move to Raleigh, then. Raleigh's nice.
See, not all of the Triangle is ghetto. Other folks in the Triangle tend to
call Durham ghetto, because it has a significantly higher crime rate than
its surrounding areas. Some people (like myself) do this quite jokingly,
other are completely serious.
I can't speak for Durham (other than to amuse myself by pointing out things
as "the ghetto" and "not the ghetto"), but the rest of the Triangle is
fantastic. It's a very liberal area, especially compared to the rest of the
State. We boast some fantastic coffee shops, bookstores of every size and
description, great bars, restaurants, varied cultural events, good schools
from kindergarten all the way to higher education. We're 2 1/2 hours from
the beach and four from the mountains. The summer's a little sticky, but
winter is just about right. Both spring and fall are incredible....
*notices people staring at her*
Sorry, I'll stop sounding like a walking billboard.
-jeni-
Reality is so much better when you ignore it completely.
--Dances with Cars
ai...@rmta.org
[snip]
> I could also have cheerfully gone to my grave
> without knowing what a Hot Carl is. But, as they say, knowledge is power...
we got to lexington and tried to bait karen into asking about the hot
carl, but to our surprise, she already knew what it was. this made it
much less amusing.
[snip]
> - Amy kept laughing at me for some unaccountable reason every time I hit
> the dance floor. Why could that be? But she's got such a nice smile I
> really didn't mind... :)
for reasons that are perhaps best not explained, this was my fault. just
enjoy.
[snip]
> - All praise to the courage of our lurkers, such as Dan and Kelly and
> Kristy, who braved our freakshow...
it's christie, actually. didn't you memorize the spellings of everyone's
namkes from their badges? ;) and kelly and christie hadn't actually
lurked in rmta, they attended after hearing about the con on the
dent. hopefully we'll see them around here sometime soon.
Aimee the Magdalene
| the view that the metaphysician is to be reckoned among the poets |
| appears to rest on the assumption that both talk nonsense. but |
| this assumption is false. in the vast majority of cases the |
| sentences produced by poets do have literal meaning. |
| - A.J. Ayer |
ai...@rmta.org
[snip]
> Aimee was second off the island, for getting us lost on the way back
> from dinner, all the while sounding perfectly confident that we were
> going in the right direction.
but give me credit for realizing it when i got us lost. i later figured
out the problem - the roxboro exit i was fmailiar with to get to the hotel
was from 147, not 85. 'doh!
Aimee the Magdalene
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/ is a wonderful way to dissipate one's sex drive - Tony Campolo \
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ai...@rmta.org
[snip]
> I'll be starting my monthly blackmail payments to Talamasca at the end
> of the week. Doubtless he has more bare-chested, gyrating footage of me
> than fully-clothed at-rest shots, and I'm sure I was only aware of his
> presence half the time. You move like a cat, man.
some of which we viewed at karen's place in lexington. the open-shirt
table-dancing scene was particularly entertaining. john may be able to
retire with your blackmail payments.
there's more of me and colin showing on that video than you, but i don't
think either of us minds.
[snip]
> Michael very graciously hosted the same-sex lust-a-thon in his room,
> if perhaps unwittingly. Did you know that his housekeeper offers a
> variety of services?
that was *my* room michael was pimping himself out of. actually, i got
the impression that the services he was offering were complimentary for
all hotel guests. once again, the best hotel ever! :D
[snips]
> Thanks to Fredrik for pretending to understand my awful German.
just in case you really don't know by now, fredrik is norwegian. ulrike
is german.
Aimee the Magdalene
# new around here? get the newbie pack #
# before i have to tell you to fuck off #
# send mail to new...@rmta.org #
# all will be revealed #
ai...@rmta.org
[snip]
> : There's so much more, but it's 4am and I got less than five hours of
> : sleep last night, so I'll give up for now.
> Heh. That would describe me for most of the Con, except that
> I had just come off of several nights where I was getting 3-4 hours of
> sleep a night.
i slept less at this con than i ever have. i'm a baby about getting my
rest, but this year i'd still feel wired when i went to bed, and i'd wake
up completely alert 5-6 hours later. i finally crashed on karen's second
floor porch for a whole 9 hours monday night, and i slept 12 hours last
night with a brief interruption to get fredrik to the bus station. don't
worry, this time he was only going 200 miles on the bus.
> I learned the hard way that there are just certain
> things that your body won't do at 4-5 AM when you've been awake for 22
> hours in a row. (And you're quite free to use your imagination to
> figure out what I mean.)
what are you talking about? you were still ticklish. ;)
ai...@rmta.org
> attention, abrax...@aol.commodore64 (Dominic Monfre) wrote:
>>SHE ASKED ME TO! Sheeeee <sob> asked <sob> me tooooo <sob>
> That's what you say. Uh-hunh. Riiiiiight.
i'm sure in dom's sick little mind, we all really *did* want a hot carl,
too. ;)
Aimee the Magdalene
* losing your faith is a lot like losing your virginity *
* you don't realize how irritating it was 'til it's gone *
* - AEL *
* and when they say 'take of his body' *
* i think i'll take from mine instead - Tori Amos *
* once i could see...now i am blind - Trent Reznor *
LDV
>
> LDV <ldv...@concentric.net> wrote:
[snip snip]
> there's more of me and colin showing on that video than you, but i don't
> think either of us minds.
Actually the comparison I drew was between clothed and exhibitionistic
footage of yours truly, not the footage of any other conners. And of
course I don't really mind, or else I wouldn't be exhibitionistic in
the first place. ;)
> [snip]
> > Michael very graciously hosted the same-sex lust-a-thon in his room,
> > if perhaps unwittingly. Did you know that his housekeeper offers a
> > variety of services?
> that was *my* room michael was pimping himself out of. actually, i got
> the impression that the services he was offering were complimentary for
> all hotel guests. once again, the best hotel ever! :D
826 was the laundry room on Friday night, where the scary bald guy
showed up and where the housekeeping services were first made known
to us.... I was referring to the 817 debauchery that followed the
banquet, whereupon cag phoned, the Love Chair lived up to its title,
heterosexuality suddenly became the minority, and lap dances made an
appearance on the agenda. ;)
> [snips]
> > Thanks to Fredrik for pretending to understand my awful German.
> just in case you really don't know by now, fredrik is norwegian.
> ulrike is german.
I'm quite aware of that, having had a goodish conversation with Fredrik
(which was very cool). After asking him which languages he spoke, I
took the mention of German as an invitation to showcase my variety of
stock traveler phrases. ;)
I unfortunately didn't get a chance to speak with Ulrike, though I did
inadvertently shoot her with Corona spray as she passed though my
vicinity. Sorry 'bout that by the way....
Damian
LDV
> "Andrew Wright" <madonna_of...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > LDV <ldv...@concentric.net> wrote:
> > > In total agreement. I even got to consummate one of them. *evil
> > > grin* That rmta commune is definitely looking like a good idea.
> > Oh? So someone can attest to the veracity of your alternate Spice
> > name? Speak up, whoever you are!
> :-P As if anyone would speak up with incriminating evidence. Just
> think of how tasteless that would be...
> ;-)
It would be even more tasteless to point out that stairwells are
conveniently deserted at four in the morning.... Now quit your
prying, Drew. ;)
Damian
fastrada
Andrew Wright wrote:
>
> In article <3990C841...@mindspring.com> , jonathan mccall
> <radi...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> >We got 18 inches this past winter...
>
> After drafting a few innuendo-laden responses to this line, I decided that
> The Look would say it all. The same Look I gave Michael after "It took me
> an hour and a half to get them off."
great minds think alike. :) <high five to drew>
>
> >> NC might not be my thing....unless a job materializes at one of the
> >> plentiful universities. :-)
uh uh, buddy, you're moving to chicago. sooner or later, you know you
are... ;)
>
> [snip]
> >Jonathan, already missing people
>
>
> You said it. *sniffle*
ditto. you guys, i've got the *worst* con withdrawal going on... :(
fastrada flor de maria morales
fastrada
Michael wrote:
>
> On Tue, 08 Aug 2000 19:08:46 -0500, fastrada <fast...@ix.netcom.com>
> wrote:
> >
> >i got my photos back today. and trust me, the photo of you and colin is
> >most definitely disturbing! so ner!
> >
> >disturbing in an entertaining way, though. :)
>
> Ha! I want reprints! :)
i scanned them today -- i'll e-mail you a .jpg. :)
>
> >ok. it's your fault. you'll have to ply me with chocolate covered
> >espresso beans again to even the score. :)
>
> Done. I'll even give you that XL Tori tour shirt that has shrunk
> too much for me. I think it's prolly a large now. <mutter> Cheap ass
> concert shirts </mutter>
woo-hoo!! thanks. :)
fastrada the midori whore
fastrada
LDV wrote:
>
> Michael <radi...@hatesnow.com> wrote:
>
> [snip]
> > Just ask the two lesbians I was in bed with for an hour and a half
> > trying to get them off... ;>
>
> Now don't brag--after all we both know that fastrada didn't get any
> at least year's Con. ;)
erm??
<thinking> no, you're right, i didn't. or at this con either. :P!
fastrada
>
> [snip]
> > Michael very graciously hosted the same-sex lust-a-thon in his room,
> > if perhaps unwittingly. Did you know that his housekeeper offers a
> > variety of services?
>
> that was *my* room michael was pimping himself out of.
erm, i don't know about pimping himself, but this particular same-sex
lust-a-thon was definitely in his room, not yours!
fastrada
fastrada
ai...@rmta.org wrote:
>
> Nadyne Mielke <qua...@rmta.org> wrote:
> > attention, abrax...@aol.commodore64 (Dominic Monfre) wrote:
> >>SHE ASKED ME TO! Sheeeee <sob> asked <sob> me tooooo <sob>
> > That's what you say. Uh-hunh. Riiiiiight.
>
> i'm sure in dom's sick little mind, we all really *did* want a hot carl,
> too. ;)
just for the record: i do *not*, under any circumstances, want a hot
carl. not even from you, 'drew! ;)
fastrada
Michael wrote:
>
> On Tue, 08 Aug 2000 20:00:59 GMT, "Andrew Wright"
> <madonna_of...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >It wasn't a completely same-sex lustathon. I mean, I was there, and I gave
> >a lap dance to fastrada.
>
> There were two lapdances that you gave her... There was at least
> 3 minutes between each one!
erm.... why do i remember only one lap dance? i wasn't *that* drunk! <confused>
Talamasca
moment from seeing Star Wars again and again and again to write :
>I'll be starting my monthly blackmail payments to Talamasca at the end
>of the week. Doubtless he has more bare-chested, gyrating footage of me
>than fully-clothed at-rest shots, and I'm sure I was only aware of his
>presence half the time.
And I would assume those moments of awareness came after you
twice specifically whined that I _hadn't_ filmed you enough? 8^P
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We watch
And we are always here
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Talamasca
Chris
wrote:
>On Tue, 08 Aug 2000 14:18:45 -0700, Chris <tms...@removerlrnews.com>
>wrote:
>>
>>Whew!!! Thank god, a Marriot & a Westin were high recommends here
>>local in KC, I'm glad to see that they've moved to the "recommend"
>>list ;)
>
> Yeah, and if the Westin is anything like the one in Vancouver BC,
>take it! take it! take it! I won't stay anywhere else except the Four
>Seasons, the Westin Grand, or the Travelodge (if I'm travelling in a
>large pack) when I'm in that town. Let's hope that the KC Westin
>offers the same great amenities.
Yeah, it does, and I've got an "in" with them. Actually, I've got a
very big "in" with the Fairmont here in town, were if everything
breaks right, I'd love to put us.. I know, I know, it's not the
"normal chain" but a brief history: it's been the home of a political
convention, it's ranked as one of the top 100 hotels in america, and
if we didn't have an "in" room costs are over $400/night.. but with
the "in" we have, the break may put an entire floor at less then $70
nightly, to occupy an entire floor (with of course, your own private
ballroom we'd have 24/7 access to) but, admittedly, that's the
longshot one :) But not saying I'm not letting my contact with them
work on it :)
But the Westin, as well as another Marriot are right in the right
place in town here in KC: the problem with the hyatt is that it is in,
ahem, not the good part of town (Crown Center) it's horribly
expensive, and there is almost nothing nearby.. I'd love to put us
near westport or the plaza, so those are the places I'm investigating,
and those are the places I've got contacts.
>>It's good to hear you guys had such a good time!!
>
> Yeah, I'll call you and fill you in about all the details.... :)
You've got our number...
:)
CW
fastrada
LDV wrote:
> Not a statement of fact, luv, just alluding to the second unintentional
> double entrendre at brunch, the first being Michael's taking so long
> to get Koren and Siobhan off. Typically, I can't recall what it was
> that you really didn't get any of at last year's con.
oh, ok, i didn't recall that double entendre at the time. .... and i
can't recall what it was that i didn't get any of either, although i'm
pretty sure that i didn't get sex. <shrug>
fastrada
fastrada
LDV wrote:
>
> Andrew Wright <madonna_of...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> [snip]
> > Not possible. Besides, when asked at "I Never" if you'd ever had sex
> > with an rmta-er, you said, "Ask me after Sunday." So I had permission
> > to pry.
> > NER!
>
> Oh yeah. Hey, I thought the implicit rule of I Never was to forget
> everything you'd heard during the game! ;)
well, strictly speaking, you're not supposed to publicize what you've
heard during the game unless it's ok with all parties. but as there's a
fair amount of flaunting going on here, i'll waive my objection. :)
Angela
Jeni Grant <jeni.g...@VErmta.org> wrote in message
news:Cbkk5.32248$0W4.8...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> "Andrew Wright" <madonna_of...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:wrhk5.1295$y%4.3...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
>
> > There's that. Especially with your wonderful tour of the neighborhood.
> "A
> > lot of guns go off at night around this corner..."
>
> Move to Raleigh, then. Raleigh's nice.
Apparently you aren't up to date on Raleigh's murder rate. :)
Come to Chapel Hill, y'all. Chapel Hill is the bestest.
Angela
LDV
[snip]
> Just ask the two lesbians I was in bed with for an hour and a half
> trying to get them off... ;>
Now don't brag--after all we both know that fastrada didn't get any
at least year's Con. ;)
Damian
LDV
> <thinking> no, you're right, i didn't. or at this con either. :P!
Not a statement of fact, luv, just alluding to the second unintentional
double entrendre at brunch, the first being Michael's taking so long
to get Koren and Siobhan off. Typically, I can't recall what it was
that you really didn't get any of at last year's con.
Damian
Andrew Wright
<fast...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
Don't worry...I wasn't offering.
Ick. Ick. Ick.
I'll snap from my tether in Detroit,
Andrew Wright
wrote:
>danra <danraN...@hotmail.com.invalid> wrote:
>
>> "Andrew Wright" <madonna_of...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> > LDV <ldv...@concentric.net> wrote:
>> > > In total agreement. I even got to consummate one of them. *evil
>> > > grin* That rmta commune is definitely looking like a good idea.
>> > Oh? So someone can attest to the veracity of your alternate Spice
>> > name? Speak up, whoever you are!
>> :-P As if anyone would speak up with incriminating evidence. Just
>> think of how tasteless that would be...
>> ;-)
>
>It would be even more tasteless to point out that stairwells are
>conveniently deserted at four in the morning.... Now quit your
>prying, Drew. ;)
Not possible. Besides, when asked at "I Never" if you'd ever had sex with
an rmta-er, you said, "Ask me after Sunday." So I had permission to pry.
NER!
Nobody said that love was gonna be kind in Detroit,
LDV
[snip]
> Not possible. Besides, when asked at "I Never" if you'd ever had sex
> with an rmta-er, you said, "Ask me after Sunday." So I had permission
> to pry.
> NER!
Oh yeah. Hey, I thought the implicit rule of I Never was to forget
everything you'd heard during the game! ;)
Damian
Nadyne Mielke
attention, LDV <ldv...@concentric.net> wrote:
*points and laughs*
That's why some of us drink Coke during the game.
/nad
Midnight Tree Bandit
cried out in the night, letting loose a great wail, followed by the following
rational thought. It was kinda wierd.
:[1] not my fault! several fine men plied me with back rubs throughout
:the weekend. [2]
And we will happily do it again. Well I would, I won't speak for the others.
It is indeed your fault. Someone who knows how to receive a backrub is a
wonderful thing that makes my fingers want to just keep going.
-=><=-
(yeah yeah brag brag... but there are three things I'm *not* too shy to brag
about. The third is my backrub skill (though I still have so much to learn))
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faeriecat
"Jeni Grant" <jeni.g...@VErmta.org> wrote in message
> Same here. My legs -still- hurt. I find it particularly odd that I'm
more
> tired today than I was yesterday. Go figure.
I had the Leg Spasms of Death for three nights in a row. And I dance
twice a week when I'm here at home. Not sure what that was about. I just
know it caused me much non-sleep. However, it was certainly worth it to
shake my groove thang with rmta. :)
Koren
faeriecat
"Andrew Wright" <madonna_of...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:wrhk5.1295$y%4.3...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
that
> The Look would say it all. The same Look I gave Michael after "It
took me
I had nothing to do with that! Nothing!
Okay, maybe I had a little to do with that.
Koren, who finally got home for good around nine-thirty this morning...
zzzzz...
faeriecat
"Heather A Philp" <haphi...@VE.MEpobox.com> wrote in message
news:Ujzj5.11404$c8.30...@typhoon-news1.southeast.rr.com...
> I didn't expect Koren's voice to be so deep.
It was deep? *puzzled* I have had a lot of laryngitis...
> And, for someone who professes not to like men with long hair, I found
Corey to be oh-so-sexy
> on the dance floor.
He sure made me hot and bothered. Hence the undies on our room door.
;)
> Dom and Nichole seemed somewhat overwhelmed with everyone for a while,
> but who wouldn't be? And they're so cute together. :)
Yes indeed. I got to talk to Nichole a little and she said I looked
like Cyndi Lauper! Yay! And I have a picture of Dom in black raven
wings. Dom and Nichole rock. :)
Koren
faeriecat
"Nadyne Mielke" <qua...@rmta.org> wrote in message
news:39994546...@news.telocity.com...
> I believe that 'most anyone on the planet is more toned-down than I
am.
Methinks you'll have to exclude me from that list.
Koren, never one to be toned-down
faeriecat
"fastrada" <fast...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
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> john looks good with no hair, and koren did a lovely job shaving him.
*bowing* I had a wonderful canvas. John does indeed look quite
fetching. :)
Koren, who had much fun with those clippers
Jeni Grant
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> Apparently you aren't up to date on Raleigh's murder rate. :)
> Come to Chapel Hill, y'all. Chapel Hill is the bestest.
Okay, then...
Move to Cary. NOTHING happens in Cary.
('cept you can't water your lawn, but, hey)
-jeni-
Reality is so much better when you ignore it completely.
--Dances with Cars
Angela
faeriecat <faer...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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I'll be your designated toned-downee. I'm comfortable in that role. :)
Angela, relatively sedate