Rowing widow....

[Neil Wallace]

A warning to you all....

I had a bit of a shock last weekend, I was due to go sculling last Saturday
morning at 7.00am first light (the only advantage of the clock change).
So I got up early, dressed quietly, put on my kit and went to my car.
But as I drove out of the garage the rain was pouring down in stair-rods,
snow was mixed in with the rain and the wind was blowing at 50mph.
So I went back into the house and turned on the weather channel,
which told me that, if anything, the bad conditions were going to
deteriorate, not improve.
So I went back upstairs, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different sense of
anticipation, and whispered: ‘The weather out there is terrible.’
To which she sleepily replied: ‘Yes, but can you believe that my stupid
husband is out sculling in it?’

;o(

Neil

[Ewoud Dronkert]

On Thu, 7 Nov 2002 12:16:54 -0000, Neil Wallace wrote:
>I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different sense of
>anticipation, and whispered: ‘The weather out there is terrible.’
>To which she sleepily replied: ‘Yes, but can you believe that my stupid
>husband is out sculling in it?’

Bloody hell! And then you felt someone cuddle up behind _you..?

[Pm_wi...@notmail.com]

On Thu, 7 Nov 2002 12:16:54 -0000, "Neil Wallace"

<rowing.golfer@*NOSPAM*virgin.net> wrote:

LOL

But it was your "soft nancy boy hands" confusing her, had you
carressed her "back" with the callused hands of a rower you have had
the normal uuuuurgh. Thus dampening down your "sense of anticipation"

Wilf
(Speaks from experience)

[Michael Sullivan]

ROFLMAO!! Very good, Neil.. :^)
Mike

[Michael Sullivan]

Heck you're not going to do much better than
what Neil Wallace wrote here a couple weeks back:

I heard this a number of times as a golf joke, but it
still tickles me.
Mike