Best Cat toy EVER!!
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> Tom Kraemer <tkraem...@world.std.com> wrote:
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> >My cats have had a mouse trapped under the fridge for most of the day.
>
> Whoo! Hivemindy! My cat caught a mouse in the kitchen pantry this
> evening! He pranced all around the kitchen with it in his mouth,
> showing off in front of the dogs, who were whimpering in humiliation.
Paula take note: Darla has a rodent problem, and therefore MUST BE
SINGLE! QED!
Lots42 might want to take note of this scientific discovery as well.
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Paula
> DarlaVl...@hotmail.com (Darla Vladschyk) writes:
>
> > Tom Kraemer <tkraem...@world.std.com> wrote:
> >
> > >My cats have had a mouse trapped under the fridge for most of the day.
> >
> > Whoo! Hivemindy! My cat caught a mouse in the kitchen pantry this
> > evening! He pranced all around the kitchen with it in his mouth,
> > showing off in front of the dogs, who were whimpering in humiliation.
>
> Paula take note: Darla has a rodent problem, and therefore MUST BE
> SINGLE! QED!
NONONONONO! Get it right, for heaven's sake! Darla has a rodent
problem, so she therefore must not have a wife! QED! Also, a mouse is
not as bad as several rats for keeping the wives away.
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Paula
When life hands you lemons, get out your trebuchet.
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I thought you meant it the other way around, namely that rats are
deadly afraid of wimmin, and that no rat would dare enter the house
of a man who has a wife. Anyhow, if a wimmin is too scared of a few
rats to come and be my wife, then maybe it wouldn't work out. Well
it definitely wouldn't work out, what with the house being surrounded
by sugar cane fields (full of rats) and jungle (full of rats).
> When life hands you lemons, get out your trebuchet.
This is rather similar to Lots42's previous sig, which was something
like "When life hands you lemons, pull out a gun and start shooting".
WHAT'S WRONG WITH LEMONS ANYWAY? They can stop the scourge of all
salty sea-dog pirates, viz SCURVY!! ARRR YE SCURVY LANDLUBBERS! HAND
OVER YE LEMONS!
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>
> Tom Kraemer <tkraem...@world.std.com> writes:
>
> > My cats have had a mouse trapped under the fridge for most of the day.
>
> the fridge, while the other one, which weighs HUNDREDS of
> pounds, is kind of watching langorously and offering meows
> of encouragement".
YOU meant to say "And there's a baby kangaroo under my fridge
too, and when the big cat goes in there the baby kangaroo boots
it out again sending it flying across the room. When the little
cat goes under there, the kangaroo hides behind the compressor,
and the little cat only sees the mouse and can't understand why
the big cat has turned all white and is too scared to go back in
there."
Rich Holmes
> I thought you meant it the other way around, namely that rats are
> deadly afraid of wimmin, and that no rat would dare enter the house
> of a man who has a wife
with a carving knife.
IFYPFY.
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