This pirate walks
into a bar, sits on a stool and orders a beer. The bartender brings his
beer, and notices that the pirate has a steering wheel sticking out of his
zipper.
So the bartender
says to the pirate in a wondering tone, "hey, you know you got a steering wheel
sticking out of your zipper?"
The pirate takes a drink
off the beer, and says, "Arrr!! It's drivin' me
nuts!"